Funny / Wintersmith

• Tiffany tries to intimidate the Feegles by speaking in Feegle-ese, calling them "wee scuggers":
  Rob Anybody: Socks w'oot feet?
• Along with Tiffany's Feegle-ese is her true (and hilarious) intimidation of the terrified Feegles with her body language — a Brick Joke set up by Rob Anybody earlier when he explained the "hiddlins of husbandry" to his men.
  Daft Wullie: Oh, waily waily, it’s the Foldin’ o’ the Arms, the Foooldin’ o’ the Aaaarmss!
  Rob Anybody: Ye must all stay calm!
  Random Feegle: There’s the Pursin’ o’ the Lips! She’s got the knowin’ o’ the Pursin’ o’ the Lips! ’Tis Doom come upon us a’!

• The Feegles' library expedition.
  • And Tiffany's critiquing of the romance novel that they borrow for her.
• Miss Treason's last performance.
• Nanny's attempt at The Talk.
• Kitten + Cornucopia = hordes of chickens. Werk...
• The sound of a boatload of Feegles going over a waterfall while trying to sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat": "Rowaarghgently boat ouchgentlydown boat boat boatiddely boat stream boatilymerily boataargh... CRIVENnnnnns!"
  • The illustration for that chapter is a bunch of Feegles about to go over a waterfall... each with an identical shit-eating grin of anticipation.
• The Ferryman's reaction to the Feegles showing up in Limbo: Oh no, not you people again.
• And his reaction when they start singing again: Will you shut up?! This is hardly appropriate!
  • Horace the Cheese attempting to sing along.
    Mnamnam mnam mnamnam.
• Rob Anybody reading "Where's My Cow?" to his children.
• Wintersmith talks to Tiffany as Annagramma snores beside her. Coupled with a Mood Whiplash so quick it'll make you dizzy:
  Gnh gnh gnh!
  Let me show you my world, Flower Lady. Let me show you all the colours of ice.
  BLOOOOOOORRRRT
• The sausages.
• Roland practicing his sword skills against Feegles in a suit of armour.
• The other Feegles' absolute, kilt-wetting terror when contemplating the dreaded "Explainin'" that Rob Anybody must perform for Jeannie.
• Tiffany again meets the Jolly Sailor from the packs of the pipe tobacco Granny Aching used to smoke. This time he gets to speak — but all he can say is what he says on the packet, "A Good Smoke in Any Weather".
  "A Good Smoke!" he swore.
• Rob Anybody making "a heroic effort" trying to spell "marmalade".

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