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Episode 71: Summer Abroad
- The cheerleaders lampshading the two-year absence of the show.Mackenzie: God, this summer blows dick.Brittnay: Yeah, I feel like we’ve been on summer break for like a year.Mackenzie: Seriously, it feels like fucking. Two. Years to me.
- Trisha going to take a dip in the pool—with water wings.Mackenzie and Brittnay: Stay in the shallow end!Trisha: (grumbling) I know!
- And right after Mackenzie finishes her phone call with Jeannie, poor Trisha has to be fished out of the pool. It eventually turns out to be a case of Stop Drowning and Stand Up.
- Brittnay accidentally interrupting Mackenzie's phone call by calling out to her (Brittnay's) mother for more ice.
- Jeannie interrupting her own phone call by screaming at her assistant over her drink.Jeannie: MARISSA! MARISSA!! MATCHA AND GREEN TEA ARE NOT THE FUCKING SAME THING YOU IDIOT DUCK LIPPED SLAG!!!
- Mackenzie throwing her phone right out of the yard out of sheer joy after Jeannie Halverstad calls her. We even hear a shattering sound.
- This:Mikayla: What the fuck is she (Mackenzie) doing here?Plane Mom: (whose young baby is crying, to Mikayla) I'm sorry, could you watch your language?Mikayla: Lady, you brought a baby on a plane. You're the real monster here.
- Cameron asks why Brittnay isn't in the kennel underneath the plane, or if Mackenzie got her registered as a service dog. Brittnay simply tells her to fuck off. Meanwhile, Mrs. Van Buren is happy the girls "made friends" and is prepared to make some "oxycontinentals" for the trip.
- Well, it turns out security confiscated Lunch Lady Belinda's dildo, so she decides to ask Deandra about what kind of settings she has on her robot arm. Deandra understandably runs off to the rest of the French Club to Change the Uncomfortable Subject.Belinda: What the fuck do they expect? I'm gonna hijack a plane with my goddamn vibrator?! Now I got nothing to do for the next ten hours!
- The students' Lame Pun Reaction to Matthew's joke.
- Than explains how he nearly missed his plane. "Things got a little handsy at the TSA... turns out, you can not grab 'em back..."
- The increasingly-flimsy excuses to get the entire main cast to France. By the time Than shows up, they just stop trying.Than: Eh, fuck you guys, I get to be in this season, too.
- Trisha Laughing Mad when Stewardess Ashley Katchadourian asks her to—wait for it—watch the emergency exit door. ...And then she abruptly cuts herself off and pleasantly agrees.
- The Trishas somehow getting the bright idea to try to hold their breaths for the entire flight (which is 10 hours long, FYI). They don't get very far at all.
- Than asking the Plane Mom if she can join the Mile-High Club with him.Mackenzie: Than, shut the fuck up!
Episode 72: Bonjour
- It turns out Deandra snuck rotisserie chicken onto the plane—and may have to pay the price.
- Lunch Lady Belinda tells the French Club to stick together because France is the kidnapping capital of the world. And then a Liam Neeson action figure walks by demanding to know where his daughter is.
- The fact that Rachel uses a garbage bag as her suitcase. It ends up ripping. And all of her panties are at the bottom of said garbage bag.
- The fact that Trisha was freaking out so badly on the plane, she had to be tied up and restrained. And when the air marshals took care of her, she started biting them, hence the mouth guard (which is, by the way, a Shout-Out to Hannibal Lecter).Trisha: (screaming, kicking, and trying to open the emergency exit door) I need to be on land! I need to be on land!Brittnay: (holding Trisha back) Trisha! We're flying over the ocean!Mackenzie: (also holding Trisha back) Trisha 2!! Help us!Trisha 2: But the seatbelt sign is on!
- After Trisha is brought into the Charles De Gaulle airport:Trisha: (muffled by the mouth guard) Sooooo, what do we wanna do first? A little sight seeing? Eiffel Tower? Big Ben? Ooh, The Kremlin!...Mackenzie: No, Trisha.Trisha: (still muffled) Can we throw a shrimp on the barbie?!
- Than once again Breaking the Fourth Wall.Than: (to the cheerleaders) Well, I'll see you guys later. I gotta go figure out which group I'm with this season.
- Trisha 2 pushing the tied-up Trisha on the luggage cart, which is easier said than done because Trisha is incredibly heavy on that thing.
- The cheer squad getting Jumpscared by a near The Door Slams You from Jeannie (who is on her phone).
- Brittnay bringing up the fact that she killed the Expendables last season as an intimidation tactic, and no one even bats an eye. It also serves as a funny reminder that, while to us this was two years ago, to the characters, this was a few weeks ago at most.
- When Chloe and Zoe are introduced, we get this finest bit of Hypocritical Humor.Trisha: Pfft, their names sound exactly alike.Trisha 2: I know. So dumb.Trisha: So dumb.
- Juliette momentarily flashing her (blurred) privates to the cheerleaders. Which was completely improvised, by the way.Juliette: Fashion is not some Amy Schumer "Oh boom boom, (lifts up dress) here is my cooter" movie.
- This moment.Trisha: Yeah! America First!Mackenzie and Brittnay: Woah, no no no! Nope.Trisha: What? I thought I'd just shorten it. Make it a little more catchy, maybe it'd make a good hashtag.Trisha 2: (looks on Twatter on her phone) Aww, looks like somebody's already using it. Hm! Seems like it's really popular with ghosts.Mackenzie: No Trishas, we're not going there, ok?
- Mackenzie's Big "NO!" at the end when Jeannie mentions that Team USA needs 5 female models, 5 male models, and a captain; Mackenzie knows what she needs to do, but she doesn't like it one bit.
Episode 73: The Louvre
- Rachel lampshading on how she's always smiling.
- Belinda's speech about the Mona Lisa, especially with the epic music in the background.Belinda: See, this woman — this woman has seen some shit. She's the kind of woman that's got... desires; desires that have gone unfulfilled for a very long time. Desires that society has deemed "inappropriate", desires that involve three - no, no no — four partners. And who are we to say that this girl isn't entitled to take a few of those partners, you know, let's just call them "farm boys". Take them up to her hay loft so they can put some things inside of her? Things that won't fit at first, but oh they will... Oh they will~...!Judith: Are you getting this off the museum guide?Rachel: Yeah, 'cuz I do not see any of that here.
- And then there's when Deandra joins the four.
Deandra: What's this slut frowning about?Rachel: Apparently she wants to have an orgy or something.Deandra (with food in her mouth): Ah! Of course, of course. - Deandra combining Motor Mouth, Lampshade Hanging, and Leaning on the Fourth Wall when Mackenzie and Brittnay ask her to join them once again.Deandra: Ok, lemme guess. You are here because you need me to become a member of some sort of squad that you have formed for some random competition in which you are going up against another group of girls who are remarkably similar to you in both number and personality, (inhales) and in which my robotic arm will play some sort of pivotal role in our victory, yes?
- Then followed by Deandra getting pissed off at how Mackenzie always does this and telling her to get a new gimmick, to which Mackenzie angrily retorts like Deandra's not gonna agree in exchange for some bizarre food request or pooping privilege.Mackenzie: Thank you.Deandra: You know me!
- Then followed by Deandra getting pissed off at how Mackenzie always does this and telling her to get a new gimmick, to which Mackenzie angrily retorts like Deandra's not gonna agree in exchange for some bizarre food request or pooping privilege.
- Brittnay's swear word monologue, all while Baby Brittnay is cooing at it the entire time.Brittnay: What words were you trying to avoid? Is it things like hell, damn, fuck, shit, bitch, cunt, ass, cock, dick, cock face, dick face, dick head, dickwad, cocksmoker, cock sucker? What about words like tits, pussy, twatch, snatch, clitface, cuntface, thundercunt, dipshit, douchebag, dumbass, dumbfuck or dumbshit? (Baby Brittnay giggles) I'm sure you're trying to avoid words like (Brittnay gets down to the baby's eye level) bullshit, bastard, bitchtits, buttfucker, asshole, asshat, assclown, asswipe, (Brittnay stands back up) jackass, shithead, shitface and whore, right? Are we counting words like piss, cum, cum dumpster and cum guzzler?Saison: Um...Brittnay: Oh goddamit! I almost forgot about fucker, fuckface, fuckstick, fuckwad, fuckboy, clusterfuck, and of course, motherfucker. Are these all the kind of words that you're avoiding Saison?Saison: Uh yes I guess any of those, we are-eh, trying to stay away from.Brittnay: Okay, well, good luck with that.
- Note the Funny Background Event of the couple walking by, and then going back the way they came when Brittnay almost finishes cursing.
- Mackenzie's epic "The Reason You Suck" Speech at Rachel.Mackenzie: Yeah, more models. Not a chewed-up troll doll with glasses.Rachel: Oh okay I just thought—Mackenzie: No no no. Nope. Uh-uh. No, ok? You let me be clear: you look like a chubby little troll doll that a dog has been chewing on for months, that then got buried in the ground, only to get dug back up by that same dog just so that he could take a whopping. Hot. Shit on it, after which he then proceeded to start chewing on said doll again thereby mixing the shit into all the crevices and chew marks. And that little chewed up shit doll has FUCKING bad eyesight.
- The entire scene of said Nude Beach.
- Than getting a Raging Stiffie. Twice. Note that his first boner is killed when Trisha 2 strips down. And before that, he had tried to push it down (with rubber balloon sound effects).
- Liam Neeson's second cameo. And yes, he's naked too.
- The Trishas arriving, and Trisha 2 getting naked too; the guys are only able to stammer, and in one Funny Background Event, Blaine himself gets a Raging Stiffie at her nude body.
Episode 74: The New Team USA
- Mikayla getting splashed on three separate occasions; first by her mother (on accident), then by Deandra (to check to see if she's really a Gremlin), and finally, by an angry Shay.
- The reveal that Cameron is only Shay's and (maybe) Mikayla's half-sister.
- The Van Burens talking about their neighbor named Gil Portsmouth. While Cameron and Mikayla only remember him for how creepy he was (hence his nickname "Creepy Gil"), Shay only remembers him because of his orange tree. Shay's confusion causes Cameron to completely derail her insult.Shay: Ohhhhh yeah that guy's gross!Cameron: Yeah, which is why I said it.Shay: Said what?Shay: Oh, ha ha very funny Cameron.Cameron: Fuck you, Shay!
- The Bait-and-Switch of Cameron being the final model to join; Shay (and to an extent, us) is laughed at hysterically by Mackenzie, Brittnay, Deandra, and Cameron for believing in the same old formula from Season 3.Mackenzie: Yeah, we want models, not fleshlights with teeth.
- This:
- Than's "specialty":Jeannie: Do not take your dick out of your pants right now!
- Right after the above:Than: Jesus, who brought this fucking idiot, right?
Blaine: I am Blaine.
Than: Yeah, I know who you are Blaine.
Blaine: Sorry, I just get really nervous around powerful women. - When Jeannie asks how many of the 11 teens have any modeling experience whatsoever, only Mackenzie and Cameron raise their hands.Brittnay: Cameron, amateur porn doesn't count.Cameron: Haha Brittnay. (Beat) It totally counts.
- Mackenzie's wowed reaction to Jeannie's catwalk strut.
- The Hopeless Auditionees montage of the catwalk struts:
- Trisha 2 forgets to turn; cue the loud crash.
- Trisha turning so much that she's unable to stop, to the point where she has to be rescued by Deandra (read: tripped over off of the catwalk).
Brittnay, Mackenzie, Deandra, and Matthew: Trisha, stop!- Cameron giving off a nip-slip during her strut.
- Brittnay's is such an Epic Fail, not only does the music conk out, but everyone comments on how bad it was; Jeannie says that she walked "like a baby giraffe trying to lick its own asshole", and Cameron mentions "the son from Breaking Bad" (Fun Fact: The creators have called Cameron's joke the most offensive one that they've ever put in the show).
Cameron: Yeah, and it makes him walk funny. That's the fucking joke.- Mackenzie is the only one who actually gets hers perfect, much to the dismay of Brittnay.
Brittnay: The fuck was the difference?!- ...And above all, it looks like everybody walks exactly the same.
- Jeannie's speech to Cameron when the latter attempts to bail upon hearing that Mackenzie is the captain for Team USA. All without raising her voice.Jeannie: Excuse, me. It's Cameron right?Cameron: Yeah, Cameron Van Buren.Jeannie: Well, listen Cameron. I'm sure whatever issue you have with Mackenzie Zales is real fucking important, but the winners of this competition are all going to receive professional modeling contracts. That means photoshoots in New York, apartments in London, and vacations in Milan. Now if you wanna go back to the University of Bum-Fuck-Who-Gives-A-Shit and spend your time getting the shocker from some poli-sci professor, you go right ahead. But I suggest you stay here, where you can put that ass and those tits to better use than target practice for some fraternity basement gangbang.Cameron: (stammers) Well, after some thought, I think that I will stay. Um, but I will have you know, that I actually enjoy the shocker.Jeannie: Nobody enjoys the shocker.Cameron: ...No. (sighs) No they don't.
Episode 75: Glow Up
- The mere fact that Trisha 2 thought the bidets in their bathrooms were water fountains.
- The entire montage of Rachel and Judith chasing Saison (pushing baby Brittnay's stroller) back and forth near the Eiffel Tower à la The Benny Hill Show.
- Rachel somehow fitting in baby Brittnay's stroller.
- A policewoman chasing after Rachel and Judith.
- Finally there's Brittany's reaction back in the present.
Brittnay: Why the fuck were you guys going back and forth so much?Judith: She kept forgetting stuff. - After Jeannie announces the models are going to begin their training.Brittnay: Jeannie, I don't get it. We're already hot. What other training do we need?Jeannie: You goddamn. Ignorant. Bitch.
- The photoshoot:
- Jeannie asks for "pouty" and "ravenous" from Mackenzie. Cue Mackenzie's face not changing at all (understandably). The same thing happens when Jeannie tells Tanner to show her his desire.
- Brittnay and Than showing off their buttholes during the photoshoot.
- Poor Trisha can't even bend her arms—or her legs. And neither can Matthew, Deandra, Justin, or Blaine. Oh, and when Trish calls her daughter, Trisha can barely hear her because the phone (which has "Here Comes The Poop" as the ringtone, by the way) is so high above the latter's head. (Pictured above.)
- Mackeznie's reaction to Chez Pepe's.Mackenzie: OH... MY... GOD. I just came.Than: Ah, me too... oh hey, look at all these clothes.
- The Costume-Test Montage, combined with awesome.
- Blaine in a dress.
- Cameron giving off another nip-slip.
- Than getting naked, then a boner.
- Shay attempting to suggest that they mix ex-lax into the French team's energy drinks. Everyone groans at the idea and walks out, and Mackenzie calls her out on being unoriginal again.Mackenzie: And while you're at it, get a new fucking face you Rottweiler! (starts barking like a dog in Shay's face)
- Shay having fondue with Rachel and Judith at a bistro.Shay: (sighs) Goddamit. The last thing I want to do is eat cheese with either of you.
Rachel: I get farty.
Shay: I know!
Episode 76: Hand Modeling
- Deandra falling in love with a burrito, and her carrying it like a newspaper.
- Team France's and Team USA's little catfight.
- The little sign backstage for the snack table at the fashion show. Oh, and "everybody" is somehow misspelled.These snacks are for everybody! Not just lunch for Deandra, DEANDRA!
- The Overly Long Gag of the Trishas confusing themselves thanks to a mirror, which was all improv by the way.
- The announcers? Just Mark and Carlo conversing with each other.
- Deandra singing the Full House theme from inside a bathroom stall.
- Brittnay throwing up in a sink from Deandra stinking up the bathroom.
- Brittnay banging on Deandra's stall.
- Jeannie popping in with champagne.
- Everyone getting drunk at a party.
- When we first cut to the party:
Drunk Team USA: (singing) Everywhere you look, everywhere you look, there's a face...- Shay, Rachel, and Judith all drunk together at a little table of their own. And Rachel turns out to be an angry drunk.
- The drunk Trishas dancing with each other.
- Drunk Cameron giving off yet another nip-slip, while talking to a sober Mackenzie.
- The boys (minus Blaine, who is watching baby Brittnay) all chugging beer. Cue Matthew suggesting that they chug wine instead.
- The way Tanner says "monogamous".
- Drunk Brittnay imitating a stereotypical Canadian right in front of Saison (who is completely sober, by the way).
- Drunk Brittnay accidentally hitting drunk Rachel with a beer bottle that was intended for Saison.
- The Bedmate Reveal of Tanner sleeping right next to Than the morning after.
Episode 77: The Morning After
- Tanner's Skyward Scream being picked right up off from the previous episode.
- Than's room littered with sex toys.
- Than attempting to order Tanner room service of mac & cheese.
- The hangover scene, all while "The Blue Danube Waltz" plays the whole time in the background; as a side note, the creators have called this episode their grossest one yet:
- Brittnay and Matthews getting into a yelling argument.
Brittnay: Can you guys stop fucking yelling?Matthew: You're the one who's fucking yelling!Brittnay: This is how I talk!Than: She's right, that—that is her inside voice.- Deandra having explosive diarrhea in a trash can.
Deandra: I got mud butt real bad!- The Trishas vomiting into a single toilet.
Trisha 2: (throwing up) Thanks for holding my hair!Trisha: No problem. (throws up) Thanks for holding my hair. You're a really good friend.Trisha 2: Thanks, so are you! (Beat, then they throw up simultaneously) - Team USA's Humiliation Conga, which is all televised:
- The Vomit Chain Reaction between Trisha 2 and Matthew during promo modeling, as squicky and messy as it is.
Jeannie: Alright, that's it. (dials on her phone) Marissa, I need a Xanax, or a gun.- Cameron losing the swimsuit competition because of her enormous back tattoo; Jeannie becomes so squicked out herself by the sight that she goes to vomit! (Fun fact: Mark Cope says that it's probably his favorite joke this season!)
Jeannie: Oh God, now I'm gonna throw up. (runs to the Ladies' room)Trisha: (still on the toilet) Uh.. occupado!Mackenzie: (reading Cameron's tattoo) "Easy to maintain, but hard to handle"?!Cameron: Well that's accurate at least. I guess the handle bars coming out of my ass is a little trashy.Mackenzie: That looks like the kind of tattoo you give a hooker who betrayed a biker gang!- Justin getting disqualified from the swimsuit competition—because of his hat thing.
- Mackenzie stomping on Justin's hat in a rage; however, it turns out that he always carries a spare one with him.
Episode 78: Cake Eaters
- The entirety of the two fat Americans at the bistro.
- Nobody except Mackenzie knew that the reason they were so bloated is because they're simply, well, overweight.
- Brittnay brushing her hair with a giant hairbrush... which is a actual-size Barbie accessory actually meant for humans to use for their dolls.Mackenzie: For some reason, everyone in Overland Park looks like they were bought at the girls' section of a Toys R Us.Brittnay: I know, right? (starts brushing hair with said giant brush)
- Trisha 2 collapsing onto the menu sign in a stammering wreck from witnessing the fat Americans' huge orders.
- Deandra's humongous order from the bistro.
- Said order includes two cheese crepes, spinach quiche, ham quiche, escargot quiche, a monte cristo sandwich with four extra slices of ham, two whole baguettes, duck confit, and an entire cake.
- She denies that it's hers, three times. Vinny eventually just gives up and shoves the gigantic-sized package into her (prosthetic) arms out of impatience.
Mackenzie: Deandra, is that your order?
Deandra: Hm? Oh, no no, I—I-I think that's somebody else.
Vinny: (rings bell) Order number 32 is ready. Order is ready for Denadra!
Brittnay: Deandra, that's definitely your order.
Deandra: Nope, uhhh, that's some other Deandra, very common name.
Vinny: (rings bell) Miss! Girl with the robot arm! Your order is ready!
Mackenzie: Deandra, for the love of God, just go get your food.
Deandra: I'm telling you guys, that is not my order. I ordered a salad. I would know if—
Vinny: (shoves the gigantic package into Deandra's arms) Here! Take your goddamn food goddamit!
Deandra: (laughs nervously) Oh ok, uh thank you so much.
Vinny: Fucking Americans. (starts muttering under his breath)- Mackenzie outright dragging Deandra away when the latter complains about her order missing fries.
- Team USA's reaction to Jeannie siding with the French Squad.
- Team USA firing Jeannie.
- Shay walking into Chez Pepe's declaring that she's Team USA's new coach... only for everyone to kick her out again.
- Even better, the hitherto epic music dies down the moment Mackenzie sighs in annoyance.
- The Trishas somehow arriving to this sort of conclusion:Trisha: If snitches get stitches, then traitors get, uhhh...
Trisha 2: (gasps) GATORS!!
Trisha: AAAAAHHHHHH, GATORS! (the Trishas start panicking and bump into each other)
Trisha 2: RUN GIRLS, THERE'S A GATOR COMING OUR WAYYYYY!!!
Trisha: Get the fuck ouuuuuutttt!! - Mackenzie making her team run laps.Mackenzie: Time to burn some fat!
- Which causes Deandra to ask Brittnay if she can come along... simply to get out of exercising. Note the above quote.
Episode 79: The Truth
- Belinda hitting on Jacques, who understandably backs away.
- Brittnay and her drone.
- Deandra thinking that said drone is a toy. And later, in a Brick Joke, she accidentally crashes Brittnay's $8000 drone when Saison catches it flying behind her.
- Rachel ranting about Brittnay, only for the latter to come right up behind the former. Cue Laugh Track when Rachel gets chucked into a dumpster!
- The Trishas' little pep talk. Doubles as Heartwarming.
- Than wondering if Tanner could give him some encouragement too.
- As terrible as it is, Tristan screaming when Tanner tells him the news about him and Than over the phone after trying to remain calm at first.
- Trisha smuggling Trisha 2 in the former's large Couture dress.
- One of the outfits that Than rejects belongs to Dr. Havoc. Guess who shares the same voice actor as Than?
- Than's Couture outfit is one fucking giant erect Gag Penis.
- Cameron wondering if she could borrow the costume when Than's done with it.
- Saison's parents' extremely stereotypically Canadian home, to the point of parody.
Episode 80: Hansel & Gretel
- This:Brittnay: Oh, you cuntbricks better not let me go! Because the minute I get out of these chains, I am going to fistfuck each of you to death with that fucking robot arm!Deandra: Or her own arm! Or with her own arm! Because that sounds pretty gross and that robot arm is quite expensive.
- The French Team's instruments of torture are... pecan pie, six buckets of fried chicken, forty-five bacon cheeseburgers, fifteen pounds of mashed potatoes with gravy, and eighteen baskets of french fries (also with gravy). Much to Deandra's delight and everyone else's horror.
- The announcers'... commentary on Tanner's weepy photoshoot.Tanner: (sobbing) I am working it! I am working it!Announcer Mark: And there's another sad crying photo from Team USA.Tanner: (still crying) I don't deserve to be happy!Announcer Carlo: This. Is. Depressing. This photo's got me thinking about my ex-wife.Announcer Mark: Hey! You have just as much of a right to those kids as she does.Announder Carlo: Hey, thanks man.
- Tanner bumps his head on the wall and falls down on the way out.
- Shay being described, by Mackenzie, as the 102nd Dalmatian.
- The two Trishas knowing that they're going to get so wet... because they're gonna go swimming in the deep end of a pool with Matthew Derringer. Much to his disappointment.
- Cameron describing Brittnay's walk as "a duck pissing in its own mouth."
- Team France Force Feeding Deandra for two hours straight and she's not the least bit fazed.
- This bit:Canadian!Saison: No dad, you're the hoser! (laughs) I'll see you later, eh.
Episode 81: Taken
- Team France creates a new form of torture for Deandra: a kale salad with no dressing, and a gluten-free pizza with fake mozzarella. Much to Deandra's extreme horror.Deandra: (beat) YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LEMME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ALL MONSTERS! YOU'RE THE MOST DEVILISH DEVILS I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!! YOU'RE THE DARKEST MOST EVIL-NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
- The entirety of the invoked Luck-Based Search Technique from Mackenzie and Saison. The button to the secret passage turns out to be on top of a fire hydrant.
- Deandra revving up her robotic arm like a lawnmower.
- This exchange, after Brittnay breaks her leg.Cameron: Oh, hey, Brittnay, what happened? Did you break your leg sucking a dick?
Brittnay: ...Yeah, Cameron. I broke my leg sucking a dick.
Cameron: Wait, really? You're fucking gross. Hey, Mackenzie, I brought Shay, like you asked.
Shay: (entering) Yeah, what the fuck do you guys want? Oh, hey, Brittnay, what happened? Did you break your leg sucking a dick?
Brittnay: (under her breath) God, this fucking family... - Shay biting back.
- The return of Brittnay's giant brush.
Episode 82: The Final Walk
- Rachel's utterly disastrous, mean-spirited performance.Rachel: You're fucking booing me? C'mon! What are you doing? I'm the hero of the story! You're just a bunch of haters. Go ahead! You hate me? I hate you too! I don't give a shit, fuck y'all! Fuck y'all motherfuckers! Y'all haters! You can suck my dick. I'll see you in hell motherfucker! (throws a chair) I'll smack you right in your mouth... (Flipping the Bird with both hands as she exits) Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck all of you! Fuck you all! I hate you all! And I hope that bad things happen in your lives!
- The final Team Brazil modeling shitting herself onstage thanks to Shay's Laxative Prank, and everyone's grossed out reactions to it.
- It turns out that Shay gave ex-lax to all of the models, which includes Team USA too! All while the finale of Beethoven's 9th plays in the background, the following Hilarity Ensues:
- Mackenzie shitting in a trash can.
- Cameron and Deandra shitting in the sinks.
- The Trishas shitting wildly in the same toilet. Which has been jokingly called #friendshipgoals.
- Matthew, Tanner, and Blaine all shitting their pants.
- Than shitting in a plant.
- Justin shitting in his hat.
- Brittnay shitting herself because nobody could carry her to the bathroom.
- And, to top it all off:
Shay: This is it, Shay! This is what it feels like to win! (gets shit sprayed onto her) Still counts! - Cameron talking to Trisha 2 about coke, in which the latter thinks the former means the drinking kind.
- Lunch Lady Belinda bringing along Jacques with her and a new vibrator... only with nowhere to put the latter.
- This exchange:Justin: Hey guys, what do you think of this beret?Matthew: (exasperated) It's fine, Justin. It-it's totally fine. I-I don't know what you want me to say, but it's fine.
