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Episode 59: Bring Me Everyone
- At the beginning of the episode, Trisha 2 asks why she's the only senior at their school, and is informed that the entire senior class caught mono a few months before her transfer (apparently, all from each other).Mackenzie: You know what, it doesn't even matter, you guys. This year's seniors sucked, anyway.Shay: And apparently they were also very slutty.
- It's a horrible thing but Mackenzie's reaction to seeing the cheerleaders' lockers smashed and vandalized.Mackenzie: OH MY— FFFFUCK ME WITH MY OWN FIST!!
- The words scrawled on the Trisha's lockers. Trisha gets "YOU'RE COOL" (doubles as heartwarming given the context) while the other Trisha gets "I don't really know you enough to pass judgment but you're kind of annoying already so for now you're on thin ice."
- Saison trying to read the word scrawled on her locker.Saison: What is a, how do you say, "whore"? (later figuring out what it means) Oh! Whore! It says "whore" like a prostitute! (beat) Aww. But... not nice.
- This.Mackenzie: Shay, bring me everyone.Shay: What do you mean "everyone"-?Mackenzie: EVE! RY! ONE!
- Deandra comes over about to threaten Mackenzie if she was being lied to about the pie again, so Mackenzie has it prepared for real this time.
Episode 60: Brittnay's First Day
- This:Shay: You just had to screw her over didn't you? You just had to screw her over the same way you screw over anyone who dares get in the way of the great and glorious Mackenzie Zales! (beat)
Mackenzie: You feel better now? Did you get that all out of your system, baby?
Shay: Yeah, yeah, I'm good. - Young Brittnay vandalizing her classmates' cubbies.Young Rachel: (sees dick drawing on hers) Oh, I got a rocket!
- Young Mackenzie hitting young Shay in the face.Young Shay: (crying) SON OF A BITCH BASTARD!
- The ending.Shay: Deandra, can you just give us a minute? We're trying to deal with something here.
Deandra: Normally I would, but the groundhog is already kind of looking for his shadow if you know what I mean.
Mackenzie: Oh God! That's disgusting! C'mon you guys!
Deandra: Oh what come on, you guys don't want to see if there's gonna be six more weeks of winter?
Episode 61: This Isn't Going To End Well
- The Vomit Discretion Shot has greatly improved. Why? It now includes splattering sounds. Judith pukes all over Rachel's feet due to Deandra stinking up the bathroom while recording her song.Jenna: ...And there's the drop! Woo!
- Lily Vonnegut says the following improvised line was as traumatizing to say as the "grandfathers' cock" line:Brittnay: Fuck no! I would rather dig up your dead grandfather, then jerk off his decomposed corpse dick until he cums in my mouth.
Mackenzie: (Beat) Wow. Alright, I deserved to hear that.
Shay: I didn't. - Saison declaring she is with Brittnay, followed by her chasing Brittnay around the other cheerleaders declaring how great it's gonna be that they're working together, with Brittnay getting more and more annoyed at her.Saison: Brittnay, you do not have to stand alone anymore.Brittnay: No, stop. I want to stand alone, that's the point-Saison: We will stand together and form our own team!Brittnay: I don't want a team! Go stand over there with everyone else!Saison: Oh, Brittnay, it would be so magnifique! We will be like Thelma, and how you say-Brittnay: Louise. No, go stand over there with everyone else. I work alone!Saison: (follows Brittnay)Brittnay: Stop it!Saison: Oui, stop oppressing Brittnay!Brittnay: No, you, stop following me!Saison: Oui, let us march and protest! A circle unbroken!Brittnay: Oh my god!Saison: Our voices shall be heard! La resistance!
Episode 63: Mercenary Cheerleader
- The Clarissa Explains It All joke between Brittnay and Trisha, by way of Trisha coming into Brittnay's room via a ladder outside her window, weird guitar chord and all. And it seems this is a regular thing they do.
- The mere fact that Brittnay's Mercenary Cheerleader website was a real thing.
MY ADDRESS IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ASSHOLE! - When Rachel accidentally gets hit in the face by Deandra's robotic arm when they are practicing dancing: "Ow, my face! What's gonna bring all the boys to the yard now?"
Episode 64: Cheer Tots
- Katelynn Zales makes a comeback!
- "I'M A GNOME! I'M THE HUNGRIEST GNOME!"
- She eats a fucking roly poly.
Episode 65: Van Buren Family Reunion
- The embarrassing video Mackenzie made of her acting out Twilight using balloons that have Edward and Jacob drawn on them, to the point that it's clear she's going to have sex with them. She is then horrified when the Jacob balloon breaks.Shay: Oh Jesus she's gonna fuck those balloons.Brittnay: This family's into some weird shit.
- Brittnay breaking into Mackenzie's house while trying and completely failing to be stealthy about it. Although Mr. and Mrs. Zales don't even notice she's there as the two are arguing, until we find out Mrs. Zales knew Brittnay was there the entire time and just didn't care.
- Right after Brittnay gets the video:
Mrs. Zales: Hey, easy on the ass, I'm still a little sore from last night.Jack: Yeah, same here.Brittnay: Oh, lovely. Well, now I know what's gonna be on the inside of my nightmares tonight. Fucking gross.- Shay found out about said video because Mikayla bribed Mackenzie's sister with scented markers.
- The Van Buren Family Reunion. Get ready for the loudest, biggest, simultaneous "HIIIII!" ever (with some of foreign languages)!Van Burens: HI-EEEEEEEE!
Latina Van Buren: Holaaaaaaaa!
French Van Buren: Bonjouuuuuuuur!
Cowgirl Van Buren: Howdeeeeeeee!
Jayna: (last one holding it) eeeeee! Mommy always wins.- Brittnay's response to meeting all the Van Buren women:Brittnay: Jesus FUCK they have an army.
- The Stock Costume Traits going on at the reunion, every Van Buren cousin dressed like either their profession or their country of origin, also seemingly a rare direct Barbie reference poking fun at Barbie's various careers.
- Jayna introduces Brittnay to everyone, and then motions to Brittnay saying she doesn't know who she is. To which Brittnay reminds her that she's the same person Jayna was talking to this whole time.
- Jayna doesn't mind if Brittnay and Shay drink alcohol at the reunion so long as they do it responsibly. By which she means they have to use coasters. And for a brief moment needs reminding she's Shay's mom.Jayna: I'm not going to go tattle on you to your mothers.Shay: You are my mother.Jayna: Right. Shay, I am your mother. It would be pretty hard for me to go tattle on myself.
- Jayna's bit with Belinda.Jayna: Oh no! It appears someone has drunk all the wine out of Mommy's glass! Who would do such a thing?Lunch Lady Belinda: O-kay, are you actually so drunk that you don't remember who drank the wine out of your glass or is this just a bit that you're doing?
- Cameron arriving, announcing she's got a new 47 year old boyfriend, and then losing her shit when she learns Brittnay is there. Highlights include her ranting about taking stress meds that dry out her vagina and if her boyfriend complains about her vaginal dryness it'll be Brittnay's fault, exclaiming she doesn't want Brittnay looking in their mirrors so they don't absorb "Her residual cunt look," and demanding to know if Brittnay fucked their dog.
- Lunch Lady Belinda, who is catering said reunion, screaming from joy when she learns Cameron has arrived. Including the scene of Cameron suddenly surrounded by hearts while Belinda moans in ecstasy. And then we find out Cameron has a restraining order on her.Lunch Lady Belinda: How fancy seeing you here.Cameron Van Buren: At my house?! Belinda! What did the judge say?! He said 800 yards! This is not 800 yards! Don't you have an Amber Alert you should be running from?!
- Brittnay's response to meeting all the Van Buren women:
Episode 66: Featuring Daft Poop
- The entirety of Judith and Rachel struggling to see and hear in their new music helmets.Rachel: Aah, what's touching me?
Judith: What am I touching?
Rachel: What's touching me?!
Judith: What am I touching?!
Rachel: What's touching me?!
Judith: Ew, it's gross!
Rachel: What's touching me?!
(Later)
Judith: What? Do we have to have this music piping directly into my helmet?! (Rachel smashes into a wall)
Rachel: WHAT?! AM I OUTSIDE?! - Rachel and Judith are rebranded separately from Deandra as "Daft Poop", an obvious parody of Daft Punk. Except that if you substitute words that mean the same thing, you figure out that Jenna and Deandra changed Rachel and Judith's official band name to "dumbshit".
Episode 67: Crank Hard With A Last Action Cliffhanger
- When Shay, Brittnay and Saison are being attacked by Mackenzie's gang of Mercenary Cheerleaders, Shay panics.Shay: (hyperventilating) Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...!
- Pretty much all of Brittnay versus the Mercenary Cheerleaders. Especially some of her one-liners.Brittnay: (aiming a bazooka) I wanna pump you up! (fires)
- That particular Mercanary Cheerleader says "Oh, biscuits!" in response to the above. In a Kermit the Frog voice.
Episode 69: End Of The Year Party, Pt. 2
- Shay absolutely going ballistic and beating up Mackenzie.
- Brittnay and Tristan's bonding during the party, doubing as Heartwarming. Brittnay's lines sell it:Brittnay: Earlier, before I got here... I killed four men.
Episode 70: End Of The Year Party, Pt. 3
- Deandra's awful singing performance without the beats and the crowd's reaction to it. They boo and complain, but Deandra doesn't take it too bad when people start throwing food at her!Deandra: Throw food at me, I don't give a fuck! I'm fucking Queen D, suck my dick! You throw fruit, you ol' son of a bitch! Tell you what, why don't you throw some of those wings, too? Aw, throw some wings? Ha ha! (Wings get thrown) Jokes on you. I enjoy food being thrown at me. I give a special prize to the person who gets it right in my mouth, but don't throw wings in my mouth, 'cause they have-they have bones and I'll choke and then I'll die. And I don't want to die. I'm not gonna die today, you jerks! I will not! Die! Today! (leaves the stage)
- The video that got premiered at the party was... Shay's drunken rant. It was all Trisha's idea to switch videos to save Mackenzie's and Brittnay's asses!
