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Episode 31: Mr. Mcneely
- "Jesus, Jenna, when did you get so fucking dark?"
- "Yay, me with arms!"
- The savvyness that is Deandra:Jenna Darabond: Can I help you?Deandra: Uh, yeah, I need to poop.Jenna Darabond: Oh, well, this is—Deandra: Yeah, I know, this is some kinda weird territorial cheerleader bullshit, but I have some actual bullshit that is about to become some hallway bullshit, so I don't really have time to deal with all your autocratic bathroom hierarchy bullshit, capiche?
- Deandra interrupts Jenna Darabond's evil monologue.Deandra: Excuse me, are we just gonna skip over the part where everyone ripped my fuckin' arms off?!Jenna: Yeah, didn't have anything to do with that. That was super fucked up.Deandra: Thank you!
- Matthew Derringer informing Mr. McNeely that it sounds as though someone just confessed to several felonies as Jenna Darabond lists off all the horrible things she did.
Episode 32: Hamlet
- The cheerleaders using Hamlet to make analogies regarding the ongoing strife between the three seasons, with Deandra comparing herself to The Ophelia and stating "And maybe if everybody would have the chilled the fuck out Ophelia would have still had her goddamn arms!"
- Jenna Darabond's plan to change the concept of popularity that would ruin the cheer squad's reputation.Mackenzie: Seriously, what the FFFFUCK, are you talking about?!Jenna: I'm talking about (puts on Nerd Glasses) Hipsterism...(camera zooms in while ominous chanting plays in the background)
- When Blaine gets confused asking when a mall burned down in Hamlet, Matthew tells him not to worry about it because "Apparently, today's not going to be a learning day."
Episode 33: Little Miss Overland Park
- The Van Buren's simultaneous "Hiiii!" and Cameron decides to hold it for a few more seconds.
- Cameron's constant lust for having "Seven Minutes of Heaven in the wardrobe closet" with an older man and spends her screen-time flirting with a male judge on the panel, even grabbing his crotch. "I need a DICK SO BAD!"
- Jayna's annoyance of no alcohol being served at the event.Jayna: Which way is the open bar?Shay: Mom, there is no open bar here.Jayna: (in disbelief) What kind of beauty pageant doesn't have an open bar, darling?Mikayla: (in an obvious tone) Uh... one for children?Jayna: (disgusted) What? AMISH CHILDREN?
- Katelynn Zales's voice.
- "I'M PEEING! I'M PEEING!"
- Mrs. Zales and Jayna getting stoned on Vicodin.
- Mrs. Zales's laugh. A dying duck, I tell you!
Episode 34: A Very Deandra Thanksgiving
- Deandra's eating arm which is basically similar to her regular robot arm but with a big spoon on it instead of the hand.
- "Gobble gobble, motherfucker. Gobble gobble."
- Deandra's fake sob story which had something to do with her family forgetting all about Thanksgiving, which is a complete lie since she just had a blast eating dinner with her family as she bids them goodbye. When she first tells it to Shay Van Buren, a sad, overly-dramatic piano score plays in the background.
- What's better is Shay seems to be sincerely moved by it and let's her in. When Cameron assumed she just came to their house to mooch off of them, she defended Deandra by saying that she is her friend and her parents are just super forgetful (from Deandra's words stated verbatim) and mildly calls her out that it's Thanksgiving and she should stop being a bitch. Soon after however, Deandra leaves with their food in a doggy bag.
- The way Cameron is completely baffled how Deandra talks about the food and motions to her sister like 'what's the deal with her?' and Shay just replies with a shrug.
- Mrs. Zales's version of Grace.Mrs. Zales: Dear God, thank you for the food, thank you for my family, and if you let the NASDAQ drop another 15 points, I swear to your son Jesus Christ I will personally go up there and rip your fucking balls off!
- Speaking of which, Rachel's overly long Grace where in she prays to "bless" everything she could think of.
- Katelynn being a Cloudcuckoolander at the table, much to her older sister's embarrassment.Katelynn: (Naked) I'M A TURKEY!Mackenzie: Goddammit, Katelynn! I'm sorry, Deandra.Deandra: Oh no, no problem. This girl actually reminds me a lot of myself when I was two.Mackenzie: ...She's seven.
- When Deandra shows up at Rachel and Bridget's place for Thanksgiving, she initially thinks it's an orphanage and assumes Bridget is a barren spinster running the place.
Episode 35: Farmers' Market
- Trisha running into the door, not realizing it was locked.
- Brittnay's reaction to having to pay $9.50 for juice.Brittnay: The fuck? I said juice, not a fucking gallon of gasoline!
- When LLB asks about the juice that the Farmer's Market sells.Lunch Lady Belinda: (confused) ...FFFUH-ROOT? [fruit] Okay, well, wait. Let me ask you, like, this- I serve juice every single day, we have got two flavors: red and purple. Which one is this?Organic Juice Guy: Oh, well, what you got there is a real nice watermelon-ginger-lemon-kale-cayenne blend. It's got a lot of Vitamin B- some real killer omegas in there.Lunch Lady Belinda: Ooookkaaayyyy, I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I feel like, you're just, like, making up words.
- Almost everything Lunch Lady Belinda says to the organic juice guy.Lunch Lady Belinda: Look out, Overland Park. Lunch Lady Belinda's gonna make Jamie Oliver look like fucking Captain Crunch. Ahoy, bitches.
Episode 36: After-School Activities
- Trisha misspelling cheer squad to "CHER SQUAD" which lead to people assuming it's about well... you know.Brittnay: Nobody gives a fuck about fucking Cher!! This is a cheer squad you asshole!!
- When pointed out that it's actually misspelled.
Trisha: I knew that Q didn't look right. - Brittnay beating up the Cher Guy for calling her a bitch behind her back. It becomes a Funny Background Event later on.
- Mackenzie exclaiming "Fuck my ass with a spoon!" when she finds out that Justin is a hipster now.
- Mackenzie and Brittnay yelling, in synch, "IT'S NOT A FUCKING CHER BOOTH!"Trisha: (to herself) You see, Trisha! This is what happens when you don't bring snacks!
Episode 37: Bestie Day
- The extended time we see Brittnay hanging out with Tristan. The things they do together and say to each other...Brittnay: Oh my god, Tristan, you are such a slut!Tristan: Well if that isn't the pot calling a kettle a slut!Brittnay: What did you say, you little bitch?Tristan: You heard me, bitch!Brittnay: Whore!Tristan: Skank!Brittnay: Cunt!Tristan: Fucking twat!(Both giggle)
- Tristan telling her about the some guy named Pablo. Brittnay knows him as "the one with the—" and Tristan cuts her off. The fact that it may never be disclosed what the deal with Pablo was is somehow funny.
- Blaine asking Justin if he should also follow his (Justin's) example. What sells it is Matthew's obviously annoyed reaction.Blaine: Hey, Justin! Do you think I should start drinking coffee and quit the football team too?Matthew: No, Blaine. Dammit, Blaine! Dammit. Just stand there, and stop asking questions.
- Than falls out of a bathroom stall. Overhearing that Justin quit, he volunteers to fill in his spot. The football team speechlessly tells him is pants are still down...
Episode 38: Mall Santa
- The introduction with Bridget Tice, dressed as the elf for the Mall Santa, and her delivery as you can expect, is as jolly as the life she is living.Bridget: (deadpan) Hello everybody, and welcome to the North Pole: the happiest place in Overland Park!
- "TRICK OR TREAT!" "Katelynn, it's Christmas. Not Halloween."
- "Remember last Christmas when you had to get your stomach pumped?" "NO, I don't remember. I was sedated!"
- Trisha saying that Katelynn reminds her of herself when she was 11. Mackenzie tries to say that she's 7 but decides to drop it. This is also funny if you compare Deandra saying that it reminded her of herself when she was 2 back in the Thanksgiving episode. Trisha's is funnier for a subtle reason.
- Trisha's less-than displeased reaction when the mall Santa says he's going for a break.Trisha: Boo! Booooo! (petulantly, under her breath) This is fucking bullshit...
- Mall Santa revealing he had a fling with Belinda in the past and she keeps egging him on continuing his bad habits. There's also Belinda's rather disturbing Christmas themed unusual euphemisms.
- When she cut in front of Trisha to sit on Santa's lap.
Mall Santa: Belinda! Jesus, get off my dick!(everyone gasps)Mall Santa: Oh... I am so fired.- Katelynn imitating him, word per word. Mackenzie pins it on her having to hang around with a Van Buren.
Mikayla: The fuck did I do?
Episode 39: New Year
- Mackenzie realizing how shitty parties are without friends. Then cut to Rachel and Judith whose plan of partying is watching episodes of Gossip Girl all by themselves.
- The entire flashback prior to the start of the series which revealed the squad's friendlier past.
- Brittnay legitimately thought Saison was cool and believed she's actually French and they are going to be best friends. That is until Jennifer McMinimen revealed that Saison is actually from Montreal and things just go downhill from there.
Brittnay: You know what? I am pretty tolerant of most things. But if there's one thing that pisses me off, so much that I wanna stab a baby, it is people that lie about their ORIGIN STORIES!!
God, Montreal? What a fucking (flashback ends) BITCH...! God, I fucking hate her.- Then Deandra calls out that they suck. Her sudden appearance startled everyone so much they screamed.
- The ending with Rachel and Judith actually watching Gossip Girl. Then they recall what it was like for them last year in which nothing actually changed. In that flashback, they pretty much say the same thing and recall what it was like last year back then. It's also similar but the only difference this time is that Rachel is sitting on the right side of the couch.
- "To 2014. May it not totally fuck us in the ass."
Episode 40: This Is Gonna Suck
- The "list" with only Deandra's name in it. Jarringly, it's Trisha, of all people, to make clear that it's not so much as a list but just a piece of paper with her name on it.
- Trisha panicking over being ignored by Mackenzie and Brittnay, assuming that she had turned into a ghost when she is left unnoticed over her confusion on what they were planning.
- Brittnay tries to recruit Saison for the squad but she stated that Brittnay made clear that she was off the team. Then a flashback from Cheer Nationals showed her burning her cheer uniform. Then throws her plane ticket in the fire, simply for the fact that they'll be sitting next to each other.
- When Brittnay gets Saison to agree to join the cheer squad.
Saison: How do you say, yes.
Brittnay: Ok, yeah, that's exactly how you say "yes." So great, I'm going to go ahead and go how do you say, kill myself.
Saison: Oh Brittnay, you know how to say it!
Brittnay: (half Beat) Are you fucking serious right now? - Mackenzie's overwhelming reluctance on asking Shay Van Buren to join the cheer squad, almost sounded like she was about to puke.
- Shay will join the cheer squad provided that she be head cheerleader. Mackenzie is disapproving.
Mackenzie: You can be in charge of suckin' this DICK! - Lastly, Trisha arrives to someone's home feeling nervous asking the particular person to join the squad. As soon as who the person she's asking is seen, it was none other than Trisha 2! *
Episode 41: Taco Taco
- When Deandra is offered a spot on the football team she asks if it's an issue that she's a girl. The boys briefly huddle, and you can just make out Mathew muttering "well c'mon, they run the world" and "listen to Beyonce, brother".
- The flashback of Deandra taking the book club she had previously joined a little too seriously. "No, Tammy! Billy Pilgrim becomes unstuck in time, he doesn't travel through time you fuckin' idiot! Oh don't cry! Don't fucking cry!"
Episode 42: Dr. Greg Converse
- Mackenzie breaking down on Brittnay after announcing Shay Van Buren as the new head cheerleader and the following...nigh unintelligible (you can still make out the words though) screaming.
- Brittnay pukes at said news.
- Then there's this:Shay: For my first order of business as head cheerleader, you guys are fucking garbage.Mackenzie: That's constructive.
- Brittnay getting bitched out into silence by Dr. Greg Converse.Greg: Oh wow, you know what I just heard? Whine, whine, whine!
Brittnay: I'm not whining, I just—
Greg: Oh, I'm sorry, do you not want to be here? Would you rather be at home with a nice glass of red wine, sitting next to your pet Weimaraner while you guys wind down your day by catching up on old episodes of Mad Men, created by Matthew Weiner? Is that what you'd like?
Brittnay: N-no... no.
Greg: That's right. You gonna come in this doghouse, you're gonna get bit. Got it?
Brittnay: ...Got it. - Trisha half-assed attempts to insult Dr. Converse. Cue Facepalm from him.
- Trisha 2's complete and utter failure at attempting telling a juicy secret—and she had just happened to do so in Shay's non-functioning ear.
Episode 43: New Uniforms
- "I'm sorry Whiny McBitcherface (Brittnay) but we really don't have time for your whiny mcbitching!"
- Brittnay passing the "Art of the Tease" by luring Than with tickets to a Ryan Gosling movie marathon (or as Than calls it, "GosCon").
- Trisha 2 trying to bitch out on Judith with the help of Mackenzie. Though her tone is what sent Judith, well, not completely crushed but really confused instead.Trisha 2: (happily) Um, Judith. Would you like to go fuck yourself?
- Before that, when Dr. Greg Converse tells Trisha 2 to get mean.
Trisha 2: (in a forced angry voice) How are you today, Judith?! - In a Freeze-Frame Bonus during the Training Montage, you can see the "Cheerleaders Only" being misspelled as "Cheeleaders Only". Guess the person responsible?
- Dr. Converse complaining why their uniforms simply have the word "PARK" pasted on them when they actually go to Overland Park.
Episode 44: Hipster Coffee Shop
- After interviewing Jenna Darabond and saying goodbye to her with hopes that her days be filled with "pixie wishes and unicorn hugs"... as if that wasn't enough, she suddenly did this:Amberlynn: (singing) Do you want to build a snowman?
- Jenna Dapananian complaining about nobody wanting to make out with her. The camera backs up with Judith seemingly paying attention to her until both deciding to turn away from each other.
Episode 45: Hipster Baby
- Mackenzie's dream of Saison giving birth to a hipster baby. "La Resistance!!!"Mackenzie: (wakes up and gasps) Fuck me, I gotta stop eating kimchi before bed.
- When Mackenzie told her (Saison) about the nightmare.Saison: Oh Mackenzie, no need to worry. I still have my, how you say, baby. I will not be giving birth for a very, very long time.
- And then, Saison says in the most casual voice ever that she (Saison) has to go throw up.
- Shay Van Buren constantly asking how she looked in Mackenzie's dream.
- "OH YOU WANNA HEAR LOUD, SHAY!!?"
- Check out the Youtube comments for this episode. They say that Shay and Mackenzie are having a marital fight.
Episode 46: Pizza Street Buffet
Episode 47: Vintage Cheer Uniforms
- Mackenzie and Brittnay's WTF reactions seeing Jenna Darabond and Jenna Dapananian sitting on their table wearing their old cheer uniforms.
- In the end, Lunch Lady Belinda walks up to the two wearing another old uniform (as we saw her in Episode 26). Cue Jenna Dapananian about to hurl.
- Trisha lampshading Deandra's lack of appearance in a few recent episodes.Trisha: You know, we never see her enough. You know?
- Brittnay beating up a guy (who was the same guy who asked about the "CHER SQUAD") commenting on the old cheer uniforms which lead to another Funny Background Event.
Episode 48: Van Buren Family Strategy Meeting
- Mackenzie then-currently gives a speech having had enough with the hipsters and that they need a plan to fuck them up, then Shay interrupts her reminding that as head cheerleader, she's supposed to take the lead. When Mackenzie unexcitedly admits, Shay just repeated everything Mackenzie said a few moments ago.Mackenzie: Is this ever gonna get old for you, Shay?Shay: No, it is not.
- The Trishas suggestion about starting a Wikipedia page about Jenna Darabond and filling it with lies, leading up to the backing of the "burn train", to which they start beeping ("Beep, beep, beep..") until Mackenzie points out that's not what trains sound like.
- The sound of a backwards train: "OOCH, OOCH, OOCH, OOCH..."
Mackenzie: Please, for the love of God, stop. - Shay taking out plans from the movies she's watched (which were mostly teen flicks, like She's All That, Mean Girls, and The Breakfast Club) and her last two involve the Home Alone movies.
- Apparently, lighting their cars on fire is a big no-no in one of their plans.
Episode 49: Follow The Leader
- The cheerleaders being simply ahead of the Jennas just to fuck with them. And every time they run into each other and the ensuing conversation.
- When the cheerleaders had beat them once again.
- Brittnay's running gag of saying "fuck you".Mackenzie: Oh Brittnay~♪, don't you remember somebody saying something about not respecting boundaries and how the idea of groups, owning spots was antiquated and— I'm sorry, what was the word for it?Brittnay: Fuck you.Mackenzie: Close enough.
- "I'm not a fucking follower!"
- "IT'S A POSSUM!!". Given that it's said by Trisha, It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context.
- When a quarterback from the opposing team threatens the Overland Park football team and then gives his final words before signing off:Oisín: Suck my dick.Than: Ask and you shall receive.
- Mackenzie, Brittnay, and Shay's simultaneous "what the fuck" is still funny despite the fact that it's because they've just seen Brittnay's car set on fire.Shay: You know, I'm just gonna say this: Nobody ever blew up a car in The Breakfast Club... or in Mean Girls.
Episode 50: Parent-Teacher Conference
- Trisha's mom... 'nuff said.
- Her introduction, especially.
Trish: Hi, everybody! I'm Trish Cappelletti. Not to be confused with Trisha Cappelletti. No relation.Trisha: Oh no you didn't!Trish: (laughs) I'm joking!! [...] She came out of my vagina.Trisha: Yeah I did! (high fives) - "A fucking leaf, mom!"
- "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WIFI PASSWORD?!" returns.Mr. McNeely: Oh, actually, Mrs. Zales, we don't have wi-fi here. This is a public school.Mrs. Zales: A public school where? Pyongyang? (snorts) Am I right?
- Veronica embarrassing her daughter with a childhood story involving Brittnay still wetting the bed at age 3.
Episode 51: Role Play
- Brittnay's role play with Mr. Mac. It was fairly obvious what was going to happen (she punched him in the face and kicked him in the balls), but it's hilarious anyway.
- "You want to be the possum, don't you?" "I would love to be the possum, YES!"
- "(Hiss) EEEEEEEE!" "Oww, FUCK!" "Did I get'cha?"
- Veronica & Mrs. Zales and Pamela & Trish both make an excellent Straight Man and Wise Guy duo. Mrs. Zales getting Veronica to say "fuck" at least once does not end well. At least for the latter.Veronica: I mean, it's just a word, right? Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, she's such a FUCKING CUNT! I'm sorry, I just don't know what came over me, I mean—who doesn't like a fucking Leaf? It's an electric car, goddammit! We have one planet! I'm sorry... I just... I'm so sorry—she just doesn't appreciate fucking cunt bitch fuck! Sorry, I'm sorry, oh God I—
- Mrs. Zales visibly recoils back when Veronica starts screaming.
Episode 52: Wanna See Some Pictures?
- Episode 52 should be called: "Overly Long Gag: The Episode."
- Trisha's punishment is that her mom is going to limit her exposure to possums.Trisha: Oh COME ON! THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! (turns to the cheer squad) I hope it was worth it guys.
- Mackenzie's punishment:Mrs. Zales: Mackenzie what do you like to do?Mackenzie: Uh, I'unno, like, shopping?Mrs. Zales: Alright she can't go shopping for a week.Mackenzie: WHAT?!
- Brittnay getting Laser-Guided Karma in the right timing at the end by Mr. Mcneely and her mother after attempting to escape punishment.
Episode 53: Cafeteria Baby
- Belinda's Thursday lunch rush running for the hills when Saison loudly declares that she (Saison) is going to give birth.
- Brittnay beating up Jenna Darabond's locker with a baseball bat, only to find out later that it's not hers at all and she just walks away, whistling.
- Poor Trisha 2 seemed to be scarred for life after seeing the baby's head come out of Saison. Trisha nicely sums it up.Trisha: Oh, this is graphic.
- For one, when Saison's baby finally came out:Deandra: (holding up the baby on her eating arm) Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba!
- Funnier is that she didn't even say those exact words. She just improvised it as "Ah suvaynya! Ba da be de bop bop".
- Desmond having to clean up Saison's mess from giving birth. Not to mention, it's only his second appearance and it's very brief.
Episode 56: State Championship Pt. 2
- Jenna getting high on brownies filled with ecstasy. Try watching her with a straight face. It's impossible.Rachel: Jenna, Jesus Christ, put your shirt back on, you fucking bitch!Jenna: (Running around in her white underwear with her clothes on her head) TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!
- During Deandra's speech to the football team, we get this moment.Deandra: Now look up. (Football team looks up at the ceiling) Haha, made you look.
Episode 57: State Championship Pt. 3
- A stoned Jenna Dapananian getting hit right in the boobs.
Episode 58: State Championship Pt. 4
- This moment:Mackenzie: Oh Brittnay, I think you're gonna find the next five minutes very entertaining.
Trisha and Trisha 2: Ooh, puppet show! Jinx!
Trisha: Double Jinx!
Trisha 2: Triple Jinx!
Trisha: Quadruple jinx!
Trisha 2: Infinity jinx!Mackenzie and Brittnay: Trisha!
Trisha and Trisha 2: Jinx! (both laugh)
Trisha: We got em!
Trisha 2: They all have to buy us cokes. - When Mackenzie first presses Deandra's robot arm for Jenna's confession, we get another one of Deandra's Note to Self about her homemade Doritos Locos Choco Taco experiment having failed, once again. Deandra is left to a stammering wreck before she says that it's all, uh, copyrighted.
