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2015 Episodes of The Blockbuster Buster

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Hercules (2014)

• "It's Rockules and his Amazing Friends!"

Maleficent

• ERod making Prince Philip's weird hand gesture.

PROS 'n CONS: Godzilla 2014

• After pointing out that Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen are playing husband and wife, while also playing brother and sister in Avengers: Age of Ultron, he says that every time they kissed, he thought they were reenacting escenes from Ultimates 3.

Transformers (with The Nostalgia Critic)

• The Critic challenges ERod to a Dance Contest.
  • Also of note, E-rod's dancing rejoicing at Shia Leboff not being in the movie.
• The 2 critics speak in perfect unison on the movie being something self aware about its own horribleness.
• E-rod's...extreme laughter at Marky Mark playing an inventor.
• While ERod was fanboying about Optimus Prime, Critic put on headphones to listen "Pig Power in the House" instead.
• After his scene, ERod referred to Stanley Tucci's character as "Stanley Douchey", and to Harold Attinger as "Doctor Frasier Crane".
• "I once kicked a bum in the nuts once!"
• In the middle of their brawl, they take a break to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012). After the show, they both forgot about their fight and return to continue the review.
• They both pressing their respective Berserk Buttons.
  • Which gives us the return of the Bat-Credit-Card.

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I Am Number Four

• This was billed as "Twilight for boys". And people wonder why no one wanted to see it.
• Noting all the relatable things the protagonist does, like backflipping jetskis, swimming at night, and watching holograms that come out of his leg.
  ERod:This movie is the story of my life.

Beastly

Inspector Gadget

• His...growing anger with the film, especially his reaction to the Gadgetmobile actually talking.

Dracula Untold

Into the Woods

Blues Brothers 2000

• Everytime the Blues-movil was parked.
  LIIIIIKE A GLOOOVEEEE!!

I Spy

My Super Ex-Girlfriend

• Hannah can't date Matt because she already has a hot boyfriend. Said boyfriend is Chris Pratt.
• When G-Girl attacks Matt with a Threatening Shark, ERod freaks out as the theme for Jaws plays.
  Damn you, Steven Spielberg, for cursing me with irrational fear of a creature that could never harm me on land! What kind of crazy bitch throws a shark!?

Strange Magic

• Kept calling Marianne "The Tina Fey Fairy" and her sister "Blooming Onion head".

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Land of the Lost

• When Rick dumped urine of an herbivorous dinosaur on himself, it cuts to the clips of the audience in shock.

Seventh Son

The Stepford Wives

• His reactions to the deleted scene revealing Bette Midler's character is a robot.
• Whenever he questioned why the men of Stepford preferred robots over their actual wives.
  • Points out that they would rather gather to play with robots instead of playing with Faith Hill and Nicole Kidman.
  • If Mathew Broderick wanted to have an emotionless robot, he should instead divorce Nicole Kidman and marry Kristen Stewart.
• The Running Joke of him failing to remember movies with resemblance to some Actor Allusions.
  • Glenn Close taking pleasure with the suffering of a small puppy.
  • Glenn Close is married to^note Sarah, Plain and Tall Christopher Walken.
  • A headless Christopher Walken.
  ERod: It will come to me...

Monster House

• Crazy-Rod comes out to review Monster House while ERod is asleep.

Jupiter Ascending

• During he scene when Jupiter tends Caine's wound with a maxipad, ERod starts mocking him.
  ERod: That would mean that Channing Tatum is a big pus- Nah, too easy.

PROS 'n CONS: The Punisher 2004

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PROS 'n CONS: The Wolfman 2010

The Thing 2011

• "Jeez, let me think: some insufferable jerk that I don't know and has no respect for what I do wants to hire me to do job and refuses to give me details about what the job is? WELL BUTTER MY BACKSIDE AND CALL ME A BISCUIT! WHEN DO WE LEAVE?!!"
• The joke about the scientists finding Captain America frozen in ice along with the Thing.
• ERod's reaction when the head scientist of the movie (who he calls "Dr Asshole") gets mad at female protagonist Kate for calling out his lack of caution regarding the way he treated the Thing.

  Head Scientist: You are not here to think!

  ERod: ... THEN WHY DID YOU BRING HER ALONG, YOU DUMB SON OF A BITCH?!!

• "Now hold on your seats, because this is the part where the movie about a shapeshifting alien gets improbable!"
• The above quote is followed by his mockery of how improbable it is that Kate is able to figure out exactly how the Thing works and what it can do just by finding some blood in shower and remains of teeth, even though by this point she has never seen the Thing actually do any of this.

  "She also finds the secret location of Jimmy Hoffa and the cure of Cancer in this scene, but that's not relevant to the story."

Annabelle

• The lead actors are so boring and bland that ERod doesn't even bother to give them nicknames.
  • After another scene of the bland couple...
    ERod: Wow. You two are the whitest people ever. Vanilla Ice and Martha Stuart are downright heap compared to the two of you.
• ERod screams when he sees that the movie version of Annabelle is a creepy doll instead of a Raggedy Anne.
  ERod: Nobody in their right mind would take this vile vessage of hellspawn into their home!!
  • Every time the doll appears on scene, it has a voice.
• When Annabelle is finally locked and put on display, she is playing Tic-Tac-Toe with Mabel Pines.
  ERod!Annabelle: Aah!! I want to live with the bad actors again!!

Ouija

Shark Tale

Supergirl (1984)

PROS 'n CONS: Star Trek Into Darkness

10 Powerful Pixar Parables

• Right before the end of the episode, JARVIS offers ERod to teleport the latest Pixar movie. Instead, ERod slips and says "Pixels".
  ERod: Oh, son of a b-!!
  (Cut to Credits)
  ERod: But in all seriousness. Happy 20th annoversary, Pixar. Here's to another 20 years of awesome animated movies. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Son of a b-!

Pixels

• Meeting Ludlow as a weird kid. All of ERod's reactions to him are priceless.
  • Sandler offers Ludlow to hang out with them.
    ERod: Yeah, make friends with the squizofrenic. I'm sure that'll end up well.
  • Then he questions if the kid should be on medication.
• When Sam and Will were talking as kids, Will keeps mentioning that Sam could be rich and marry either Olivia Newton John or Samantha Fox.
  ERod: Ooor, you could become a polygamist and marry both.
• He gets impressed by The Fireblaster, declaring him Awesome, and gets even more excited when his grown-up version is played by Peter Dinklage.
  • Eddie requests a threesome with Serena Williams and Martha Stewart. ERod expresses again his admiration.
• The whole arc with Ludlow and Lady Lisa is so out-of-place that ERod skips making any remark.
  • Then Lady Lisa dissapears.
    ERod: [...] This of course causes all the energy beans to dissipate, including Gad's hollographic harlot. [...] (Completely deadpan) Oh, no. The character that we just met is going away and now fuck-face over here won't get to have perverted sex with a live construct. What a tragedy.
  • In the end, Ludlow hooks up with Q*bert, who morphed into Lady Lisa for some reason. The Squick is immediate.
    ERod: [...] And Cuckoo's Nest over here lives to not procreate another day. And thank God for that.
    (Suddenly Q*bert transforms into Lady Lisa)
    ERod: Am I the only one who thinks this is completely fucked up?
    Sam: No one else is weirded out by this? That was just Q*bert.
    ERod: Good. Is good to have company. 'Cause this couldn't possibly become even more disturbing.
    (A year later Ludlow and Q*bert had babies)
    ERod: (Holds up the puke) Well that's another videogame that's ruined for me.