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RIPD

• Puppet Show Soap Opera.
• ERod questions if Kevin Bacon still has fans. Cue to SHE-Rod licking a DVD of Footloose.
  • After a while, SHE-Rod demands a Footloose dance from ERod, so good she draws a cigarrette.
• About why Roy is part of RIPD:
  ERod: Was he truly one of the greatest lawmen that lived or is he in the RIPD because he is such an abrasive buttmunch that neither heaven or hell would have him.
• ERod proposes three new clips for fart jokes, opening a poll. The options rank from "Out of Oxygen" from Toy Story, "The Amplifier" from Back to the Future or "Poison Gas" from Batman: The Animated Series.
• Kevin Bacon decides to sacrifice Nick's wife for the Staff of Jerico.
  ERod: You know, the sacrifice could be anyone. There's no need to give the good guys an incentive to find you, kick your ass, and ruin your plans, you stupid fuck.

Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

• ERod starts to Squee when he realizes Chiron is played by Anthony Head
• ERod decides to refer to Clarisse as "Bitchy Nagsallot"
  • He introduces Clarisse as the "daughter of neverending bitchiness"
  • "Yeah, he's still alive, and you're still a horrible bitch" (smiles)
  • "Oh, oh! I have an idea. How about we take Bitchy Nagsallot, stuff her into a cannon and then shoot her out of the cannon? And I know what you're thinking. How exactly does that help Percy and the others get out of the creature's belly? (laughs and Beat) It doesn't".
  • "Hey! I have pictures of you pissing your pants, so respect The Grover!"
• The Oracle says "Monty Python" instead of "Mighty Piton".
• ERod lists all the famous cyclops around: Leela, Mike Wazowski,Triclop and Scott Summers.
• ERod fanboys again when Nathan Fillion appears as Hermes.
• After Grover is kidnapped:
  ERod: And now that Grover is gone, we're gonna be stuck with Dumb, Dull, and Dullest.
• When all of them are captured and they think Tyson is dead, Percy starts to lament not treating him as his brother, which makes ERod cry... because of his lack of acting there.

The Lone Ranger

• ERod's Apophenia taking over again.
• Rebecca kissing John immediately.
  ERod: Your husband died three days ago!!! Just sayin'!!!

Top 10 Worst Wolverine Moments

• About Viper's character being fucked up:
  • ERod's main complaint is about the actress.
    ERod: But instead they went with Svetlana Khocgh- Khochz... this person. And how I put this lightly... SHE'S FUCKING HORRIBLE!!!
    ERod: Oh my god, you're terrible!! Whoever told this girl she could act should have their gonads clawed off by a real Wolverine.
    ERod: It's like the filmmakers have planned all these dramatic powerful moments and then they were forced to include all the cartoony sci-fi buffoonery, like Saturday-Morning villain Barbie over here.

Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked

• ERod refers to Alvin as "Asshole the Chipmunk"
• After seeing that both Jason Lee and David Cross are stuck in the third Chipmunks movie...
  ERod: You know what? Harrison Ford has the Indiana Jones Trilogy, Elijah Wood has The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and Robert Downey Jr. has the Iron Man Trilogy. Jason Lee and David Cross... have Alvin and the Chipmunks... Yeah...
• ERod keeps falling for Theodore's Puppy-Dog Eyes.
• When Simon gets a spider bite and changes his personality, it causes the others to change as well. The Aesop?
  ERod: That's right, kids! A quick shot of neurotoxin and you and your friends will be free of any and all personality flaws.
• "Ow! Right in the childhood!"

The Smurfs 2

Planes

• When ERod finds out that Dusty is a crop duster, he finds it Actually Pretty Funny, until Fridge Logic kicks in, and he wonders what the point is of having organic crops in a world populated by cars and planes.
• When Dusty says he's afraid of heights, ERod bursts out laughing, and puts in a clip of The Joker laughing as well.

My Favorite Martian

• Turns out that when both Uncle Martins from the TV Series and the Movies meet, the universe starts imploding because of the Celebrity Paradox: The Evil Dead heroes will start to make out with one another, The Hecklers will heckle Hecklers, Hercules will wrestle Hercules, Sherlock Holmes will hang out with Sherlock Holmes, Starbuck will have coffee with Starbuck at a Starbucks.
  • The Universe starts imploding while having a lot of Christopher Lloyd weirdness, including a clip of Foodfight!.
  • And them momentarily, ERod transforms into El Lover until the universe resets again.
  • How does ERod check if everything is back to normal?
  ERod: Yeap, Michael Bay is still an overpayed hack.

The Legend of Hercules

• ERod giving up on pointing out all the mistakes with the mythology after the fourth time.
• The title card, which depics ERod making a deal with Hades to do away with the movie's star.
• Narrating a gladiator battle in the style of a pro wrestling match.
• A particular battle scene that Makes Just as Much Sense in Context left ERod completely stunned.
  ERod: Hercules caught a lightning bolt... with his sword... that turned it into a lightning whip...and proceeded to use it to kill all the bad guys, and then kill his own guys. (Beat as he tries to comprehend it) Let's just move on to the final battle.
  • Said moment was also accompanied by the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983) theme.

Robots

Home on the Range

The Avengers (1998)

• ERod decides to let the audience, along with Garfield, spot the great big mistake in the following scene... where the bad guys are reunited in a conference room wearing Bear Costumes.
  • ERod finally spots it... the pamphlets on the table were Jet Black and in the following take are Onyx.

Dracula 2000

• Despite the Direct Line to the Author of the film, it keeps showing characters from the novel and creating paradoxes. The universe nearly implodes with every one.
• When it's revealed that sunlight kills Dracula, ERod wonders why, in all Van Helsing's extensive study of vampire lore, it never occurred to him to just push the coffin out into the sunlight and open it.
• After spotting Nathan Fillion as a priest, ERod practically begs the film to give him another cameo, to the point where he suggests that if holy objects hurt vampires, then the logical conclusion is to throw a priest at them.

I, Frankenstein

Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes

• "I'm gonna f*** a human. F*** a human f*** f*** f*** a human."
  • Aaaand later: "I'm gonna f*** a monkey. F*** a monkey" cue ERod saying to skip the scene entirely.

The Wicker Man

• ERod going crazy again.
• When the little girl refuses to get Nicolas Cage to help her out of the car. ERod then shows the scene from the perspective of the girl, which is Nicolas Cage with his creepy face.
• In the middle of the review, ERod gets distracted by a prop in the background (a poster of a Missing Edward Woodward^note The actor that played Sergeant Howie in the original version of The Wicker Man]]) and deviates entirely to talking about how he was haunted by a living statue, then hoping The Equalizer would find him, and then says The Equalizer would have solved everything in the movie by saving the girl and defeating crossdressing Christopher Lee. He still fails to associate the roles.
  ERod: What were we taking about? Oh yes, Nicolas Cage saving a little girl or some crap.
• "To the Cage-Cycle" (Insert the Batman (1966) Theme)
• After seeing Nicolas Cage's hallucination of the little girl being run over by a truck.
  ERod: My mom was right. I shouldn't play on the deck of a boat. There are dangerous Semis out there!! Damn you, Evil Semis, with your Green Goblin faces always trying to kill Emilio Estevez. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!

Tarzan 3 D

• His reaction to the badly done motion capture.
  ERod: *yelps* [Tarzan] looks like an alien wearing human skin!
• His increasing frustration with the Captain Obvious narrator.
• He wonders why Tarzan is attracted specifically to Jane, considering that there's a girl exactly like her sitting behind her.
• When the film rips off the "Tarzan punches out his watery reflection" scene from the Disney version of the story, ERod gets a call from Mickey Mouse... who starts yelling, All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who-"
• "Yeah, you little creepazoid! Why don't you act respectable, like Tarzan who also spies on Jane but from a better hiding place."
• The "Times that Tarzan saves Jane" counter.

Flash Gordon

• Linkara dope slapping him more than once.
• When both praise the soundtrack by Queen, they point out that even the ballad part is awesome... to which both of them start to slow dance to it.
  ERod: Wait a minute! What are we doing?!
  Linkara: Just go along with it, man.
  ERod: (shrugs) Let the Slash Fanfiction begin.
  Linkara: Ha! It's funny because you think it only now just started.
  (ERod is about to question this, but Linkara just handwaves this by resting ERod's head on him and they keep dancing)
• When ERod questions Linkara's new look, Linkara calls ERod "Mini-Angry Joe". ERod doesn't get it.
• After his girlfriend hears Flash accidentally thinking about another woman, both ERod and Linkara have inner thoughts.
  ERod: Man, that's emabrrassing. Good thing people can't hear my thoughts.
  Linkara: Yeah, me too. (Thinking) Wait a minute. I got it. If one of the Spiderman clones survived the clone saga, maybe it was him who made the deal with Mephisto. That's how they can Retcon 'One More Day'! Hahaha!
  ERod: (Thinking with a goofy smile) Disco Girl~ Coming throught~ That girl is youuuu~

The Host

• The Tween Porn running gag, especially the girl saying "Oh, my God!".
  • In one scene, he refers to another make-out flashback as "After showing Wanderer enough Tween Porn to satisfy the studio-audience of Sam & Cat"
• At the beginning of the review, ERod is apparently taken over by a Soul, and their infamously flat behavior. It makes him come off as The Stoner version of Most Definitely Not a Villain for all of the movie, to great effect. Particularly on the occasions he breaks free.

Vampire Academy

• ERod deciding to dub all the names of the annoying, Flat Characters or Expys:
  • Rose became "Blabber-Mouth Mc-Chattypants".
  • Mason apparently is "Ron".
  • Natalie is referred as "Velma"
  • Mia is dubbed as "She-Malfoy", as both are shorthaired blond bullies.
  • Since ERod refuses to use the In-Universe terms for the types of vampires, he dubs them as Lame-Pires (the Moroi, or "good vampires"), Guardians (the Dhampires or "bodyguards") and Real-Vampires (the Strigoi, or "bad vampires").
• "Really? This movie is making fun of Twilight. It's like shit making fun of diarrhea".
• RELAX-O-VISION
• After Victor reveals all the plot points for no good reason:
  ERod: (Dull Surprise) Incidentally. See this look on my face? This is the look of me NOT GIVING A SHIT! END THE MOVIE!!
• When it's revealed that Natalie became a Real-Vampire:
  ERod: Velma was a Real Vampire?! What a cool twist! It was pathetically obvious since she is the daughter of the bad guy, but cool nonetheless.

Mortal Instruments

• The moment he learns that Lily Collins is the star of the movie, he goes into a fear-induced series of "FUCK!!"s.
• When she sees a murderer, he provides her with three choices: blend into the background, run for it, or call the police. She goes to talk to him.
  ERod: If that doesn't summarize the stupidity of this movie, I don't know what will.
• When the mother (played by Lena Headey), starts beating up the men sent to kill her, he gleefully commentates and compares her to Queen Gorgo.
• The Mortal Instruments: City of Boners.
• Lily Collins acting is so bad, ERod finds it more nauseating than incest.
  ERod: I learned something today!
• Him pointing out the Shadowhunters suck so much at their job that Simon, the Muggle character, ends up being more impressive than they are in a fight against a demon.

Walking with Dinosaurs

• Given how ERod tends to be very hammy, the times where he just stares at the screen in quiet contempt and plays a Futurama clip are quite funny.
  Professor: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
• His conclusion that the teenager at the beginning was eating something he found in the wild, and the accompanying Disney Acid Sequence.
• He interprets the forest fire by a lightning strike as God trying to kill the movie.

Legends of Oz

• ERod's horrified reaction to a rainbow chasing down Dorothy and Toto while a slow-mo version of the Rainbow Brite theme song plays.
  • And his later horrified reaction to "Patrick Stewart Tree" getting completely dismembered and made into a boat.

Mars Needs Moms

• ERod is reintroduced to the Unintentional Uncanny Valley. Complete with frightened yelps and Cluster F Bombs.
• "You hate broccoli and zombies? That's it. You and I are enemies now, creepy doll man!". And then squicks when seeing his face again.
• When Milo says "he would rather not have a mom at all", ERod gets horrified.
  ERod: Oh, I'm not actually shocked by what he said. I'm still just creeped out by the characters' look. (Squicks again)
• When ERod says that all motion capture movies should be banned, Tintin shows up at the top left and he's forced to make an exception.
• He's challenged to think of things more awesome than a world full of trash. Instead of doing the obvious and giving mundane pictures (as anything would be better).
  • He first says hypothetically that it would be awesome if Sean Pertwee dressed up as the Third Doctor (which happened via photo). Then tries again with Joss Whedon and Nathan Fillion having a lightsaber battle, which happens again. And then tries with Ming-Na Wen cosplaying as Princess Leia, which happens. Then "Slave Leia" finally makes him faint in glee.
• ERod points out that Ki's motivation to rebel against her society is not because of the abduction and killing the human moms, leaving their kids orphan, or the fact that the Martians drop all the male babies to the dumpster, but because they don't let her have color graffiti on the walls. With every worse reason that should be the motivation, ERod escalates from calling her scum to calling her "scummy scum", to then call her "the shit that excretes the scum".

Top 10 Un-Amazing Spiderman 2 Moments

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