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• Turns out that the movie arrived to the Buster Base because Dr. Doom confused it with The Baxter Building. ERod just cuts his villain speech by telling him to shut up, to which Doom replies with a "That's rude".
• When talking about Reed's teacher being a general Jerkass:
  • In response to him mocking his essay:
    ERod: Ok, three things. Number one: I really, really, really appreciate the reference to the Fantastic Car. Number two: An actual factual flying car was invented by the time this movie was released, so that teacher can suck a poisoned dick. And number three: The point of the assignment was to write a report on what you wanted to be when you grow up. How the hell do you know that Teleportation Engineer is not gonna be a job in the future? I know a certain Scottish engineer that would take issue with what you just said.
  • After the teacher disqualifies Reed and Ben's project by labeling it as "Magic, not Science".
    ERod: What is wrong with this guy?! First of all, shattering glass using only sound is most definetely science. Secondly, Did he not see the toy plane disappear and then reappear? You know what? I think this guy is just an angry frustrated jerk. Frustrated at the fact that he's stuck at the exact same job for years and years and years of saying the same old dialog, the same old catchphrases, the same old jokes, the sa- (Beat as he looks at Homer) You know what, Dan? I'm sorry. Just- Keep doing what you're doing. My apologies.
• After questioning why Franklin Storm only gave the scholarship to Reed and not Ben (who helped Reed to build the machine in the first place), ERod then tries to guess that maybe they are more selective in their recruitments. And then...
  ERod!Employee: Uhm, Franklin. We understand you are requesting to add more members to the Quantum Gate Project. Even thought you have recruited a kid who just already built a working teleporter, so technically all we need to do is help him build the exact same thing but in a larger scale.
  ERod!Franklin: Yes. But we need Victor Von Doom
  ERod!Employee: The kid with the "Super-Villain" name? Didn't he set fire to your lab and would rather see us dead instead of succesfully complete the Quantum Gate?
  ERod!Franklin: Yes. We need him.
  ERod!Employee: Why?
  ERod!Franklin: Because of Science.
  ERod!Employee: Any other potential lawsuit you want to add to the team?
  ERod!Franklin: My son Johnny.
  ERod!Employee: Is he a scientist like you?
  ERod!Franklin: No. He is a reckless street-racer with no scientific talent.
  ERod!Employee: Then why do you want to add him to the-?
  ERod!Franklin: SCIENCE!!!
• ERod gets shocked at the lack of care about making Sue and Reed a couple, along with making Sue berate him ("Well Excuse Me, Bitchy McCrabbypants!"). Eventually he says "You can take your shitty attitude and [takes out Mjolnir ] shove it up your Asgard!" ("I keep forgetting to return this thing...").

The Punisher (1989)

• At the end of the movie, Punisher basically threatened Tommy to be good.
  ERod: So if I understand this correctly, The Punisher just told a little kid to behave or he's going to put a bullet in his face. How nice!
• Also where The Punisher goes after his mission.
  ERod: And so our movie ends, with Brubaker reaching the room only to find that The Punisher is once again gone and back in his top-secret sewer layer to prepare for tomorrow night.
  Pinky: Why? What are we gonna do tomorrow night?
  ERod: The same thing he does everynight, Pinky!
  (The Punisher sits to meditate naked again)
  ERod: (blocking his eyes from Punisher's butt) Holy Merciful Soos!!!

Jem and the Holograms

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PROS 'n CONS: Terminator Genisys

The Jungle Book (1994)

Pan

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PROS 'n CONS: Minions

Victor Frankenstein

The Last Witch Hunter

A Look Back @ The X-Men Film Saga

Top 10 Absurd Alice in Wonderland Moments

The Raid vs. Dredd

The Lorax

• ERod responds to hearing Taylor Swift voice acting by paraphrasing Kanye's infamous 2009 MTV VMA rant.
  ERod: Taylor, I'mma let you finish, but Tara Strong: greatest voice actor of all-time. OF ALL-TIME!

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip

Top 10 Fanboy Films Trapped in Development Hell

PROS 'n CONS: The A-Team

A Look Back @ Ghostbusters I & II

G-Force

Gods of Egypt

Skyline vs. Battle: Los Angeles

Top 10 Cartoon to Movie Adaptations

Hop

The Tooth Fairy

The Angry Birds Movie

Escape from New York vs. Lockout

A Look Back @ The Chronicles of Narnia

The Black Hole

Ratchet & Clank

A Christmas Horror Story vs. Krampus

The Boy

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Poltergeist (2015)

Unfriended

The Huntsman: Winter's War

• The recap of Snow White & the Huntsman is given by DeadRod (El L0ver has been removed for budget cutbacks)
  • Summarizes it as "Snow White fucked The Lord of the Rings"
  • The worst part of the film being Kristen Stewart.
    DeadRod: Even the extras in The Walking Dead are livelier.
  • He also addresses the common complaint about "Kristen Stewart being fairest than Charlize Theron".
    DeadRod: And plus. Are you shitting me?! Did the Magic Mirror really tell Charlize Theron that "The Bride of Frankenstein" over here was actually the fairest in all the land? Hahaha. Yeah, that mirror fucking lied. EVERYBODY knows that the fairest of all the land is Chris Odinson. [Cue to a sexy "Oh yeah!"]. Hey, Hemsie. I'm not gay or anything, but... Call me. Especially if you need a set of extra hands to polish your Magic Hammer [Immediately falls while holding Mjolnir] I'm Okay...
    • This one is especially funny considering that in canon, Deadpool's "Free Pass" list includes Thor and Spiderman.
  • Much later when The Hunstman gets shot by an arrow, DeadRod calls him "DARLING!"
• The Running Gag: Every time he mentions that Kristen Stewart is out of the movie, the guy from Six Flags appears to dance.
• After stating multiple times that the Snow Queen's overall character comes across as an idiot, he refers to her as "Drama Queen" or "Frosty the Snow Bitch"
• When mentioning that the mirror was stolen by Trolls.
  ERod: [A picture of a Troll with a computer appears] Oh, no no. Not those kind of trolls. The trolls in this movie are actually pleasant.
• When mentioning that Sara supposedly died.
  ERod: And I know what you're thinking. "ERod, didn't I see that chick die in the opening flashback? What gives? Is this an episode of Arrow Season 3 where kill off a character in one episode and then bring them back in the very next one?" The answer is no, but I like the way you're thinking.
• After it turns out that Sara didn't kill the Huntsman because she shot him in the pendant, ERod questions that the arrow still got stuck in his chest.
  ERod: But hey, I'm "The Blockbuster Buster", not the "Myth Buster", so Who gives a shit.
• Then The Snow Queen summons Ravenna by saying the phrase.
  ERod: Okay, two things. Firstly: She asked "Who is the fairest one of them all?", not "Bring back my evil bitch of a sister back to life". And secondly: Does anybody in this franchise stays dead? Man! This is starting to make the writers of Arrow look competent.

Dune

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