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  • TF2 Youtubers with their own pages:
  • TF2 Animations with their own pages:
  • Meet the Amazing Team:
  • The Pyro gets a job at a certain animatronics themed pizzeria.
  • A lot of the remixes for the "Meet the ____" videos are HILARIOUS, and also very catchy. Here's a real gem, and an oldie, at that.
  • OH MY GAWD, YOU'RE A SPY!
  • Demopan, the new face of TF2◊.
  • This. Some genius user modded one of the unnecessary achievement maps to have a giant cat emerge from the ground screaming and attack all players on the field with lasers and bees. The cat has, to date, proven to be invincible, as the link also shows a barrage of rockets did nothing but leave burn marks. Maybe doubles as a Moment of Awesome.
  • NOT THE BEES.
  • Failfort, started by FINHeavich and now spans around fourteen videos composed of slapstick videos with the team's voice and faces edited in.
  • The winner of the "Funniest Replay" Saxxy Award definitely qualifies.
    • As does the Most Epic Fail.
      • For people who are confused about the Most Epic Fail: A BLU Soldier finds a RED dispenser and for whatever reason, decides to do his "suicide taunt" (detonating a grenade in his hand, which normally kills him and anyone right next to him) to destroy it. The epic fail comes when a RED Engineer packs the dispenser up and runs like heck away from the Soldier, leaving him to pointlessly blow himself up.
  • The Spy's reanimated head as a skin for the Solemn Vow (the Medic's Hippocrates bust).◊
  • Dance Fortress 2.
  • "Every Class Is Different", a children's picture book narrated by the Spy. Made even funnier once you realize that this is a reference to a certain Strong Bad E-Mail in which Strong Bad does the same thing.
  • The WarioWare mod. "Avoid the Cuddly Heavy" in particular…
  • Bird Fortress 2.
    • Made by the same person is Sea Fortress 2; many people mentioned that they laughed at this particular part:
      (There is a legion of crabs walking about the bottom of the sea, all spouting off Spy quotes, drowning out the narrator, but the volume of the crabs is lowered just for one part...)
      Narrator: These... Are spy crabs.
  • Spycrab wins. SPYCRAB WINS.
  • Hot Girl Backstabbing.
  • Heavy has never sounded more adorable.
  • This Giggling Villain Pyro.
  • Stop Meeting the Heavy. Made in Source Filmmaker, which was made available with the release of Meet the Pyro.
  • Someone made a map set in the middle of winter. With an adorable little snowman!
  • No matter how good you are, the train will find you.
  • Welcome to My Dick
  • Barbershop Quartet Scouts
  • It's Precipitating Adult Males
  • The Last Pyrobot. And then suddenly... love.
  • "Ah, crap, singing. Mind if I smoke?"
    • "Please stop sinning while I'm singing!"
  • While Tribute is made to be a straightforward tearkerking-drama, it has its funny moments.
    • BLU team is having a hard time pushing the cart—when Scout demands his teammates start pushing, the Medic replies with a sulky, "Shut up!...Why don't you push?"
    • Engineer couldn't care less about the match, instead lounging in the Rancho Relaxo and drinking beer with a wasted Demoman nearby.
    • As the cart nears its checkpoint, it cuts rapidly between Soldier's ecstatic "Yes!" and various members of team BLU saying "No!"
      • Most of Blu are panicked or upset—Engineer, lounging in the Rancho Relaxo, simply says "Nope".
  • Heavy is tired of Gmod animations where Heavy cries over pathetic insults.
  • That one video where the Heavy becomes a Dalek.
  • Sniper is stupid! Words just can't describe it...
  • The Team Service Announcement series demonstrates common player mistakes and how to improve on them... in an absolutely hilarious manner.
    • Sentry Knockback features an Ubercharged Heavy being pinned to the wall by sentry fire... only to be saved by the Medic twerking in front of the sentry. Once the Uber is over, they continue with Engie.
    • Teleporters. Dancing onto the Teleporter has never looked to be so much fun.
      Commenter: I learned two things while watching this video. Firstly, that there's videos that get old. Then there's this video. Secondly, that those Fortress guys have hips I'd f*** all day long.
    • Class Balance. That is what happens when your team has too many Snipers.
      It's like Christmas morning.
    • "Pop It, Don't Drop It." That dance is godly.
      • The dance is available as a taunt replacement. See it here.
    • Metal and Dispensers.
    • Fake Players. Artificial Stupidity at its finest.
    • Scout Combat, which portrays the dangers of bad Scout playing.
    • Attention and Initiative. When do you think those idiots in the video will learn to pay attention?
    • Unlockable Weapons. It has a point about the downsides for some weapons.
    • Ranged Combat. There's a reason that the Sniper was the only class to get a sniper rifle by default.
    • Minigun Spinup. That Heavy never knew what hit him.
    • Building Placement. The Oh, Crap! moment at the end is glorious.
    • Exits and Entrances. The Demo's reaction to the main entrance being too much, and at the end when the Medic's ubercharge is ready, their expression says it all. Also, the way the Demo goes through the alternate entrance to go behind the BLU team involves surfing a Medic.
    • Pocket Medics. You really have to feel bad for the poor Scout and Demoman.
    • Demoknights and Battle-Medics. If all else fails, throw a Spy at them.
    • Once, the creator of Team Service Announcements' Source Filmmaker suffered bizarre graphical glitches. Making the best of the situation, the maker made... this.
    • Also from the same creator, "The Checkup". The Medic's lies are some of the funniest lines ever.
      The Medic: (To Demoman) This is actually really bad. Your flesh is weak! Your blood is entirely out of your head! Your bones are... stupid!
      • The sudden Elevatorstuck.
      • When Demoman is charred to a crisped corpse by the Medic's operation, it looks like Pyro will suggest using the Medigun to heal him. Instead, he puts Groucho Marx glasses on him.
      • Then at the end, when the charred corpse of Demoman turns out to still be alive. And he's seemingly grateful to the Medic. Who freaks out and pulls out a pistol.
  • What happens when you give a Heavy's voice to a gummy bear & put said gummy bear into a burner beacon...
  • The jigglebones mod, which turns everything into a jigglebonenote . As a result of this, all animations look flat-out ridiculous.
  • Who built the sentry?
  • Scout is Tetris! Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
  • Too Many Snipers, in which there is literally only one guy on the RED team who ISN'T a Sniper.
  • The entirety of the KOTH_Trainsawlaser map. There's the namesakes, acid pits with trainsharks, rocket thrusters, madmen's scribbles everywhere (including one giving away "Free Uber!"), and a counter measuring just how many times players have died to these hazards, which can often hit a hundred. And if that's not enough, every now and then the real owner of the place decides to liven it up a bit...
    Traingod: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my TRAAAAAAAIN RAAAAAAAAAAIN!!! *player goes splat*
    Traingod: CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!
    Traingod: [singing] Traaaain rain and me going to beeeat yooouur aaaasss!
    • Later patches added the Traingod's minions, Choo-Choo the Train-Shark, Pastor Kilgore the Saw-Cluster, and Lucy in the Sky With Lasers. Also variant train rains, including...
      Traingod: TEENY TINY TRAINS!
      Traingod: We had to cut back on trains, so I got you this one big one. How do you like it?!
      Traingod: [at 100 sacrifices or a multiple thereof] A worthy sacrifice.... JUST KIDDING! DIE!
      Lucy:note  Your team's RED; your team's BLU! I'm a laser, pew pew pew!
      Lucy: Oh Lucy... you got a lot of 'splainin' to do!
      Lucy: I don't want to have to hurt you, but you're so pretty when you drown in your own blood!
      Lucy: Don't worry; I won't hurt you. I'll just kill you!
      Lucy: If you don't get out of my way, I'll fucking destroy you! [giggles]
      Lucy: [end of encounter] Um, which way do I get out? This way? That way? Um, OK, thanks, bye!
      Choo-Choo: Every week is Shark Week when I'm around!
      Choo-Choo: Oh, you guys playing a little game here? You got a little game going on? A little King-of-the-Hill happening? Yeah, well guess what? Now I'm here. Now, now what? Now what? You gotta deal with me!
      Choo-Choo: [singing] Trainshark ain't got no power steerin', bitch!
      Choo-Choo: Hey, why are you running? I'm just a giant locomotive engine with a massive gaping maw trying to devour you who also happens to be shooting rockets out of his face....
      Kilgore: C'mere, little man! I'm gonna make you into a hat!
      Kilgore: That's not acid; that's Kool-Aid! Drink it! Driink it! Driink iiit!
      Kilgore: Give me a hug, please! All I want is a hug!
      Kilgore: [on kill] 360 no scope saw kill!
      Kilgore: [end of encounter] Thank you, please come again. Please remember to tip your admin.
    • For the release candidates, one last deathtrap was added: Behind the pivoting laser near the control point is now a Mannhattan-style grinder... with a banana peel right next to it.
    • While the Trainsawlaser Pro version dials back some of the insanity (only some, though — most of the deathtraps are still in place, but those that were previously on randomized timers are now on regular timers, and there are no more milestone encounters), there are a few funny additions. That laser at the beginning promising a free uber? It actually gives one — for a second or two. Also, if you hit the 100x-sacrifice milestone, you might get this line:
      Traingod: A WORTHY SACRIFICE! [Beat] I totally had some minions for this....
  • While the sexual_class.filetype videos typically rely on Vulgar Humor or Surreal Humor, sometimes the audio splicing manages to be funny while avoiding vulgarity and still making sense. Here's a few highlights:
  • Then again, if Vulgar Humor is what you're looking for, the sexual_class.filetype videos are guaranteed to deliver on that, too.
  • Just let him finish what he's trying to say, okay?
  • TF2 in Shellnut in a nutshell.
    • The series-wide Running Gag wherein the camera will suddenly zoom in on something that (sometimes vaguely, sometimes not-so-vaguely) resembles phallic imagery while overly-dramatic music plays, then the video continues on as though nothing happened. It's not even so much the subject that's funny, but rather the overly-dramatic approach and rapid-fire Mood Whiplash that makes this hilarious.
    • A bit of Hilarious in Hindsight in Pyro in Shellnut: Spy sapping Wheatley.
    • Also from Pyro in Shellnut, Pyro interrupts an enemy Medic's Übercharge with an airblast, and Medic falls off a cliff screaming in slow-motion while sad music plays. Pyro then ignites the enemy Heavy, but Heavy punches Pyro, and Pyro falls off the cliff screaming in slow-motion while sad music plays. Heavy tries to extinguish himself by dropping and picking up a sandvich, but since Valve patched that exploit, it doesn't work, and Heavy falls off the cliff screaming in slow-motion while sad music plays.note 
    • From Medic in Shellnut:
      Sniper: AWFUOGFIEEJSRUOAJORI THE QUEEN!
      Achievement Unlocked: Awfuogfieejsruoajori the queen
  • NISLT's "How to..." videos demonstrate hilarious feats — sometimes of badassery, sometimes of incompetence.
  • Scout calls McDonald's.
    Employee: Okay, sir, does the… does the issue have anything to do with McDonald's?
    Scout: Yeah!
    Employee: Okay… why don't you tell me how?
    Scout: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
    Employee: Are you okay, sir?
    Scout: FIRE, FIRE, FIRE! OH, I'M BURNING! I'M-I'M BURNING!
    Employee: Sir?
    Scout: I'M DYING HERE!
    Employee: Excuse me... excuse me, sir?
    Scout: Yo, wassup?
    • Made even better by the employee laughing towards the end. It's rare to hear someone on the receiving end of a prank call actually thinking it's funny.
  • This comment by ScoobysGotABooty to an… interesting and NSFW fanfiction:
    This is it.

    This is what mankind was made for.

    A billion years from now, when the human race is gone, a budding alien species will travel the stars in search of life, knowledge, the answers to the universe. Our ruins will not be planet-bound, but space-bound. In the midst of nothingness, a space-station will remain, the only piece of our race that hadn’t decayed in the aeons that had passed. A gold-mine of answers lie in wait for this curious alien race, that perhaps at one time, they shared the universe with intelligent life.

    And among the bones of our long lost race, they will find this. A single artifact among the dust and decay of the quiet station. From the bones of our former race, this will be the one piece they will recover, the one unscathed artifact remaining from what was once the greatest interstellar empire in all the universe.

    The explorers who found the artifact will bring it back to their home planet, in awe of this holy relic, and will insist that it be broadcast to their whole species. And their entire civilization will stand, teary-eyed, and salute the human race in silence. A race they never knew, but that had left behind the greatest legacy any creature could ever dream of.

    "What do you think they were like?" a child will ask his mother.

    "If they were anything like this artifact… They were no less than gods."

    "Do you think they made us?"

    "If they could make something like this, perhaps they crafted the very universe itself."

  • Quest of the Demoknight Final Level Playthrough, particularly the part where Merasmus summons a giant monster… that Demoknight pacifies with a single sandwich offering.
    Monster: *Nom* Thanks. (Vanishes)
    Merasmus: Wait, what?
  • Someone made a mod that turns the Pyro into Moltar. That on its own is funny, but what do they call the item? Moltar's Manly Mask.
  • When BLU Heavy is sent into a Randomizer Rampage, Hilarity Ensues.
  • And now, Battle of the Brainless Bots.
  • Meet the Workshop.
  • That Diglett is a spy!
  • CreativityZone's YouTube Poop parodies of the Meet the Team videos have a number of great moments.
    • About rainbows and jailbaits:
      • The Sniper climbs up the ladder to his sniping post while an ascending fanfare plays. Once up there, he tries to fire his rifle, only to mutter, "Ah, piss!" when he realizes that he has no ammo. Cue the Sniper climbing down the ladder while a descending fanfare plays.
      • After the BLU Heavy shouts, "Who touched my gun?", we get a slow-motion replay of the BLU team barging into their intelligence room, and the video freezes on a particular frame where the barrel of the minigun smacks into Soldier's face, complete with a sound effect.
    • Meet the Smartass:
      • After the RED Spy throws down the folder containing the photos of himself and the BLU Scout's mother, they somehow assemble like a house of cards on the table. Scout is just as confused as we are.
      • Nearly all the dialogue in Meet the Spy was replaced, with only one major exception: Soldier's line, "What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now!" At first, since the BLU Spy was replaced by the RED Spy in this context, it would seem that Soldier was calling out his teammates for failing to shoot the spy on the spot... but then, he says that last sentence, and then it cuts to a title card reading, "MEET THE COLORBLIND SOLDIER" with the familiar TF2 fanfare playing.
  • Another YouTube Poop creator, Count Hanx, has created quite a few funny moments:
    • RED Pie Is In the Base:
      • The beginning of "Meet the Spy" is turned up to eleven when Heavy breaks through the door, with Soldier yelling "AGH MY SPINE!" and Scout screaming like a little girl as everything explodes... and then everyone immediately calms down when they see that the briefcase is still safe.
      • "Pornography starring pies will be the second worst thing that happens today." It makes you wonder what the BLU Spy considers to be even worse.
      • BLU Spy is definitely The Comically Serious here, with the way he dramatically delivers lines like this.
        BLU Spy: I assure you they will not like pie.
        BLU Scout: Like you!
        BLU Spy: No… I like pie!
      • This bit pretty much summarizes the entirety of "Meet the Spy".
        BLU Spy: [dramatically] You see what he has done to our colleagues!
        BLU Scout: Backstab?
        [Beat]
        BLU Spy: [annoyed] Indeed.
        [cut to "Meet the Spy" title card, with a single note of the musical fanfare playing]
      • RED Spy running through the BLU base to the tune of Super Mario Bros..
      • The scene of BLU team charging into the intelligence room played in reverse. It seems like Heavy gets really angry about the pretty floor as a vacuum force pulls him, Scout, and Soldier through the doorway as the door magically fixes itself.
      • SWING YOUR ARMS!
      • The Running Gag of Stuff Blowing Up at the end:
        BLU Spy: He could be you! He could be me! He could even-
        [BLU Soldier shoots Spy with a shotgun, causing a huge explosion]
        BLU Soldier: What? It was obvious! He's the RED Pie! Watch.
        RED Soldier: Crap!
        [RED Soldier hits his two grenades together, causing a huge explosion]
        BLU Spy: Then we still have a problem.
        [BLU Spy throws Sniper's corpse onto the table, causing a huge explosion]
        BLU Scout: Like you! Ow!
        [BLU Scout accidentally cuts himself with Spy's butterfly knife and drops it onto the floor, causing a huge explosion]
        BLU Heavy: INCOMING!
        [BLU Heavy charges at Scout and Soldier and slams them into the door at full force... causing Medic's head to fall off a fence]
        [BLU Heavy starts eating a sandwich and RED Scout lightly taps his head with a baseball bat, causing a huge explosion on Heavy's face]
    • Meet the Joyful Bunch:
      • The beginning.
        Heavy: Alright. Who touched my gun? Who touched Sasha? Who touched my weapon? Who touched my gun? Gun? Gun? Sasha touched my weapon. [gasps]
      • While on the phone with his dad, Sniper is hit by the passing truck, causing his disembodied hand to fly into "Meet the Engineer".
      • There is a single second of Hotel Mario footage, as though Count Hanx was considering making this into a Hotel Mario YTP and then decided against it at the last minute.
    • Meet the Happy Bunch:
      • Scout's baseball bat making noises like a minigun as it rapidly hits Heavy's head over and over again. Heavy doesn't even seem hurt by getting repeatedly hit by a bat, just mildly confused when it's over.
      • Engineer interrupting Scout's Badass Boast:
        Scout: Do you have any idea? Any idea who I am?
        Engineer: Nope.
      • Engineer defines the difference between practical problems and philosophical problems.
        Engineer: But not problems like...
        Solder: My boat! Is ON! FIRE!
        Engineer: Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
  • MegaGFilms' GMod videos of TF2 have a variety of great moments.
  • Dear Femscout is basically a fairly faithful adaptation of the Saturday Night Live skit "Dear Sister". But it gets really gut-busting when the Sniper starts having a bit of fun with it.
  • The winner of the Saxxy 2015 Best Overall vid, Turbulence, is so over-the-top that it will leave you gasping for air.
  • A documentary on the daily lives of bots. Even Artificial Stupidity has artistic applications with the proper narration. (Bizarrely enough, also a possible Tear Jerker.) Now with two sequels.
  • Scout Radio with Muselk. note  It starts off cordially enough, but then it gets especially silly. The best part is when Muselk asks Scout about what he thought of Tracer...
    Scout: That's a chick?! I thought that was just some dude with a great ass, like me!
  • If all taunt lines were literal.
  • Just about everything in this video about Miss Pauling and the Administrator "hanging out". Especially the Administrator's smile at the end.
  • "Meet the Translate" is a hilarious series where every "Meet The" videos' scripts are translated 20 times in Google Translate, then back to English. The result needs to be seen to be believed.
    Engineer: I am the computer.
  • plr_highertower takes the final ascent of Hightower and turns it into an Overly Long Gag.
  • The Source Filmmaker animation of If Meet The Demoman was accurate portrays the RED Demoman as a Butt-Monkey in terms of the in-game accuracy. First, his grenade misses the BLU Pyro, leaving the latter unharmed, then he ends up charging towards the BLU Engineer's Sentry and gets mowed down. And finally, when he tries to lure the BLU team into a Sticky Bomb trap, he gets killed by a BLU Sniper!
    BLU Engineer: That's what you get!
  • Jungle Inferno: The Nutshell Edition features the RED Pyro suffering a Humiliation Conga despite having new weapons. Later, the Heavy finally goes on a rage-fueled rampage and ends up killing Gabe Newell as punishment for letting the Team Pyro win the Meat VS Match contest. Don't forget Gabe's reaction when the Heavy is about to run him over with a van.
    The Heavy: I should have done this long ago!
    Gabe Newell: Oh, fu- *BOOM!*
  • Mind Games from The Winglet has Engi testing a body switching machine with Scout (who is voiced by Nathan Vetterlein himself):
    • Engineer's way of getting Scout to help?
      Engineer: Y'know Scout, they say women are attracted to a scientific mind.
      Scout: I'm scientastic, who said I wasn't scientastic.
    • Scout actually liked that the machine worked and refused to switch back to his old body, and had Engi switch bodies with a dispenser.
    • When Scout leaves and sees Soldier (who somehow finds out immediately that Engineer is actually Scout):
      Soldier: Engi, deploy a teleporter right here.
      Scout: (Realizing he doesn't know how to make a teleporter) Uh *lowers voice to sound like Engineer* Sure thing pardner. I'd just get your-
      Soldier: Scout. Scout, why are you the Engineer?
    • Scout decides to tell Soldier about the body switching machine and asks him to keep it a secret. That probably wasn't the best person to tell.
      Soldier: Everyone, Engineer has made a magical box that can switch our brains.
      The group smiles and goes find the machine and proceeds to switch their brains/bodies with each other.
    • The Scout proceeds to hit on Miss Pauling, who isn't interested.
    • When he returned, he notices Spy drunk (Demo), Demo petting Archimedes (Medic), Sniper mumbling (Pyro), and Heavy (Soldier):
      Soldier: Look at me Scout, I am a Heavy. My health is bad and my country is worse.
      Scout: What the hell, man? I told you to keep it a secret.
      Soldier: And I told everyone else to keep it a secret.
    • After Scout lets Engineer talk through the dispenser:
      Engineer: Overusing it could cause fluctuations in the space-time continuum.
      (Nobody has any idea on what it means)
      Scout: I don't know what that means.
      Engineer: The entire universe could be destroyed.
      Scout: The universe? But that's where we live! Run away in a panic!
    • Among the things that the Quantum Annihilation brought was a headcrab, the Companion Cube, Ellis's hat, a Pachimari, and the Horseless Headless Horsemann
    • The Scout actually tried to lock the door to keep the Horsemann away, which it did for a few seconds before he broke through the wall.
    • After the Horsemann broke the circuit box and sealed them in:
      Scout: I take, no responsibility for this.
    • On the control panels, there are two circuit breakers, one labeled Backup Generator (with a note saying "Soldier: DO NOT TOUCH!"), and Hot Tub Controls, and Scout admits that he cannot read.
    • After Engineer sacrificed his life to save Scout and Soldier, Scout tries to fix the machine and goes to the workshop backup generator circuit box, which the Soldier has touched according to the writing "Soldier woz here."
    • Scout then changes bodies with himself (the Dispenser who actually produced bullets) and then fixes the broken Dispenser to switch it back with Engineer. The door graffiti also says "DON'T OPEN (left), MONSTER INSIDE (right)"
    • Scout learned a good lesson, never trust an Engineer.
  • If surreal, drug-fueled slapstick is your ideal kind of humor, then Raxxo's Soldier's Dispenser Collab is for you. An hour-long smorgasbord of hilarity, Nightmare Fuel, and outright insanity best described as simultaneous dream and nightmare, made up of short skits from hundreds of Machinima creators for your pleasure.
  • Demoman drinks a lot which is... pretty much self explanatory, if a bit underselling it.
    Demo: Still not enough.
  • 15.ai has really taken off around January 2021, where the text to speech expands the possibilities of the mercenaries' antics:
  • "If Team Fortress 2 was Updated by a Bot" is basically a long string of utterly nonsense update notes being animatednote , and it is a riot. It starts with abandoning a competitive match triggering Halloween Mode and removing Scout's ability to run, and it only gets crazier from there.
    • The patch adds "additional Spies" twice. The Engineer doesn't like it.
    • Framerate is now reduced by killed players. The animation takes this to its logical conclusion.
    • The update adds an advanced option to… use the air. Scout disables this and immediately suffocates as a result.
    • Players that aim no longer deal damage, as Sniper demonstrates. As Heavy laughs at him, he gets impaled through the mouth from a Huntsman Sniper.
    • Watergate is removed. And then added back in in the same patch, along with 17 additional main menus.
    • Poor Spy and Scout get the worst of it - Spy gets sent to Hell upon decloaking, loses his liberty and the ability to use his knife, and his revolver reload opens the developer console for some reason. Scout stops being able to run, he gets evicted, the Tomislav always crits on hit against him, and then he's removed from the game.
    • Spy in particular has a Humiliation Conga: He gets sent to Hell, is immediately put in prison, finds the narrator and is just about to backstab him when the patch notes turn his knife into a revolver, and then when he loads the revolver, the developer console hits him in the head.
    • Apparently Dispensers used to explode when using the Mann Co. store, and the Cozy Camper used to detonate, with no details given as to why. Upon hearing the latter, the Sniper quietly moves away from his Cozy Camper.
    • Flammable maps. Hilariously, the comments section indicates players would consider this a legitimately cool gimmick.
      Heavy: (While all of 2Fort is on fire) Pyro, you bitch!
    • Updated someone.
      Heavy: (Gives the viewer an Aside Glance and shrugs)
    • "Fixed a bug where ammo" literally turns the game into Medieval Mode.
    • "Added 32 new characters" immediately causes the video to show the Overwatch logo.
    • "Bazaar Bargain - Remove headshots." Cue spawn room and a trash can filled with now-useless Bazaar Bargains.
    • The Loch-and-Load now only does damage in the form of player names. To offset this "buff", the patch institutes a 90 second afterburn penalty when an Engineer dies.
    • For some reason, all of the Demoman's sword weapons now cause a mini-crit and explosive damage on every hit. Just what was needed for the class which already can't fight close-up without blowing himself up, make his melee weapons also blow him up. To the Tide Turner, the patch adds "Smissmass 2015", which is represented by presents flying everywhere when the Demoknight hits a Spy.
    • The patch invents an entirely new weapon, the "Construction Notice", which presumably was supposed to be the Eviction Notice. This is represented by the Eviction Notice with wrenches instead of spikes, much to the Heavy's confusion. It does mini-crits on hits, but it used to act like a 100% effective Spy-cicle for some reason.
    • The Hitman's Heatmaker now can light up, and when it does, taunting causes the game to award 43 cosmetics. Cue the dancing Snipers and the rain of hats, which destroys the game's economy.
    • And last but not least: "Rumor has it: Florida exists".
    • The video ends with Dr. Breen (as "John Valve") and Heavy watching the resulting shitshow outside of Valve's offices. Heavy is immediately fired for his incompetence.
  • "If Team Fortress 2 was Updated by a Bot 2.0" is literally Heavy trying to create a new patch to get his job at Valve back. Hilarity Ensues.
    • For some reason the Heavy goes to the Narrator for help with getting his job back. The Narrator mentioning how badly things went down after the previous patch, including more "patch notes". Also, he mentions that John Valve was a Scout main.
    • When Heavy thinks the update he made previously didn't have that much of an effect, the Narrator shows him just how bad it is: people are rioting, Demoman's whisky has become a Fire Breathing Dinner, Medic is vandalizing walls, Engineer and Soldier are destroying a cop car, and Scout has become the Milkman.
      Scout: I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today! (Throws an exploding milk bottle at Engineer and Soldier)
    • When Heavy is told his update would have to be pretty good and is asked if he's up to the task, Heavy points finger guns at the Narrator, smirks, and says "no." The Narrator's response is succint: "That's encouraging."
    • After Heavy literally coughs up a flash drive and sheepishly admits that he used the word generator bot again, the Narrator just sighs in exasperation, and says "well, without further ado and all that, let us... Possibly give John Valve a stroke."
    • Scout is added back into the game, but... He can only use melee weapons. Needless to say, he's not happy.
    • Players can now disable the Beggar's Bazooka through a console command. An engineer disables it while a Soldier is loading his, causing the loaded rockets to fall to the ground and blow him up.
    • "Fixed an issue where the medic beam would not hurt the opposing team." Cue Medic using it on an enemy Demoman.
    • "Removed ability to use the toilet." The Sniper offers an empty jar as an alternative, which Scout pointedly refuses.
    • "The Soldier is now human." Cue a happy Soldier and a very confused Spy.
    • The Sniper gets his van as a new weapon, which allows him to do drive-by assassinations... Including on himself if he's not careful. It also randomly explodes upon activation, as the Medic discovers when he tries to steal it.
    • The Scout gets an afro, the Heavy gets mohawk, and the Engineer... Is still bald. The Engie is very disappointed.
    • The Heavy gets a block of cement which is a Sandvich-type item. He only finds out that it doesn't restore health after he already swallows a chunk of it, and the resulting expression (which screams "what the actual fuck?!") is amazing.
    • Pyro can now destroy pools of water with his melee.
    • This is easily the most out of context thing that appears on the list: "The Heavy Weapons Guy from the movie "Superbad" who is charge of a bomb-laden car that will crash into a bridge in the middle of a major street and kill thousands of people."
    • The Scout gets the "Gasoline Fingers" taunt. He douses his hand in gasoline and sets it on fire. It goes exactly as you'd expect.
    • Unusual particles are considered a bug in this patch, and are "fixed".
    • "The Heavy's meatball pizza has been discontinued." The video editor literally tapes a piece of paper on one of the fridge doors of his local supermarket with a message about the pizza being out of stock.
    • "The Medigun has been made slightly more Medigun-ish." Even the narrator is on the verge of Corpsing!
      Scout: (Raises a hand while looking very confused) Uh...
      Medic: Shut up!
    • The Pyro gets a new special hat that is literally a flashbang grenade on his head that goes off every five minutes. It also kills the Pyro in the process.
    • The Sniper Rifle is removed from the game. Cue everyone else from both RED and BLU dancing while Sniper is sitting angrily in a chair, and he gets kicked by the Demoman for good measure.
    • The Spy gets a molotov cocktail weapon. However, it's also prone to burning civilians, and every time it's used one of the Spy's eyes pop out.
    • New rules: No selling weapons on the internet, or drugs. Also, no talking during the match.
    • The "Self-Deprecating Sapper" is a complex hacking tool (for the Engineer, not Spy) using ancient technologies. But the only thing it does it cause you to instantly lose the match once deployed. The Engineer using it also gets VAC banned.
    • The Heavy's sandvich also only spawns once he kills at least one team member. Cue the rest of his team going Oh, Crap! when they realize what he's about to do.
    • The Soldier gets the "Fluffy Felt Rocket", a rocket launcher that causes people who get hit by it to explode in an adorable way, dealing +100% more love and with an increase of +75% in hugs received.
    • "Fixed a bug where the Engineer could only build one sentry gun at once." Cue a Demoman's horror as a single Engie fills the intel room with Sentries. "I built that. And that. And that. And that. And that..."
    • Spies can now shoot through walls. The only downside? His headshot damage is now zero.
    • The Engineer is now no longer affected by gravity. This turns out to not be a good thing.
      • Even funnier is that a BLU Soldier asks the RED Engineer to build a dispenser before the Engi realizes why no gravity is bad.
    • The Scout gets "The Assman". He slaps someone's ass and his entire team disappears.
    • The Soldier gets a rifle weapon called "The Money Shot". All other players die when he dies when it's equipped, and he respawns wearing nothing but money strapped to his ass.
    • "The Weezer is now unlocked by default." It's literally a Raditude vinyl album that can be thrown to decapitate enemies.
    • Somehow the bot does a Call-Back to the previous video - by calling the Construction Notice their "original joke" and remarks that "this one should be even better: The Constpitpated Notice has been implemented". It's literally the Eviction Notice with a bunch of miniature toilets on it. When one of them lights up, the Heavy has to go to the bathroom... But as previously mentioned, the toilet is now unusable.
    • The Demoman now wears an iron lung. But if you think that'd make him defenseless, you'd be dead wrong, as an unfortunate Spy finds out.
    • The Heavy is retooled in the Heavy Weapons Engineer - he can now use all the Engineer's tools. Also, "fixed a bug where the Engineer was still able to do his job." And then "the Engineer can now repair himself and his teammates". The natural conclusion: "Changed the name of the Engineer class to Medic." Cue a very annoyed Medic staring at a very confused Engineer with a Medigun in his hands.
    • The patch notes are capped off with "Biscuts", an erroneously-named but otherwise seemingly normal sausage roll item for the the Heavy that increases all damage by 100%. The catch? The alt-fire collapses the world.
    • Heavy and the Narrator nervously show off the patch to John Valve. His reaction is... Not what they expected. The inclusion of the Weezer item alone sells him on the patch, and he somehow thinks it'll solve the game's bot problem by making the operators lose interest in the game. The Narrator sums up the whole affair in one sentence: "Oh God, what have we done?"
  • The Weirdest TF2 Weapon Generator I've Ever Seen by Great Blue is certainly worthy of that title, with a ton of weird stats and a bit of Word-Salad Humor on top.
    • A new primary for the Medic, dubbed the Hairy Pack, has the ability to kill every enemy on the map when it hits something.
    • A rifle for the Heavy, dubbed the Studded Rifle, deals 96% more damage… but also gets you cyberbullied for using it.
    • The Siccero's Lasso, a new primary for Medic, not only reduces your max HP by 95%, it also causes you to die after 63 seconds of having it out.
    • Another, this time unnamed, weapon allows you to charge a power meter via damaging enemies… which does nothing when filled.
  • Ænigmatrices has been working on Minecraft-ified versions of the "Meet the Team" videos with character models based on hololive.
  • Soldier singing Lagtrain. Yes, that Lagtrain. And if that wasn't enough, there's also a full cover.
  • meet team, a hyper-condensed supercut of the Meet the Team videos which turns them into Rapid-Fire Comedy and sometimes manages to recut the lines for increased comedic effect.
  • Heavy meets a Skibidi Toilet.
  • The flying ragdolls mod, which causes ragdolls to jet around the map aimlessly. Shown in its full glory in this Bearded Expense video. As one of the comments puts it;
    "The best part of this mod is when the ragdolls get stuck in a room and just violently convulse in the corner until getting sent to the other side of the Earth at Mach 5."

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