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** The Engineer is now no longer affected by gravity. This turns out to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome not be a good thing.]]
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** The Engineer is now no longer affected by gravity. This turns out to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome not be a good thing.]]
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAOmaE4WRQ Jungle Inferno: The Nutshell Edition]]'' features the RED Pyro suffering a HumiliationConga [[BlessedWithSuck despite having new weapons]]. Later, the Heavy [[RageBreakingPoint finally goes on a rage-fueled rampage]] and [[KickTheSonOfABitch ends up killing]] [[RageAgainstTheAuthor Gabe Newell]] [[TakeThat as punishment for letting the Team Pyro win the Meat VS Match contest]]. Don't forget [[OhCrap Gabe's reaction when the Heavy is about to run him over]] with a van.
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* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAOmaE4WRQ Jungle Inferno: The Nutshell Edition]]'' features the RED Pyro suffering a HumiliationConga [[BlessedWithSuck despite having new weapons]]. Later, the Heavy [[RageBreakingPoint finally goes on a rage-fueled rampage]] and [[KickTheSonOfABitch ends up killing]] killing [[RageAgainstTheAuthor Gabe Newell]] [[TakeThat as punishment for letting the Team Pyro win the Meat VS Match contest]]. Don't forget [[OhCrap Gabe's reaction when the Heavy is about to run him over]] with a van.
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--->Even funnier is that a BLU Soldier asks the RED Engineer to build a dispenser before the Engi realizes why no gravity is bad.
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** The Sniper Rifle is removed from the game. Cue everyone else dancing while Sniper is sitting angrily in a chair, and he gets kicked by the Demoman for good measure.
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** The Sniper Rifle is removed from the game. Cue everyone else from both RED and BLU dancing while Sniper is sitting angrily in a chair, and he gets kicked by the Demoman for good measure.
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--->Even funnier is that a BLU Soldier asks the RED Engineer to build a dispenser before the Engi realizes why no gravity is bad.
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** When Heavy thinks [[TemptingFate the update he made previously didn't have that much of an effect]], the Narrator shows him just how bad it is: people are rioting, Demoman's whisky has become a FireBreathingDinner, Medic is vandalizing walls, Engineer and Soldier are destroying a cop car, and Scout has become [[VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} the Milkman]].
--->'''Scout''': I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today! (''Throws an exploding milk bottle at Engineer and Soldier'')
--->'''Scout''': I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today! (''Throws an exploding milk bottle at Engineer and Soldier'')
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-->A billion years from now, when the human race is gone, a budding alien species will travel the stars in search of life, knowledge, the answers to the universe. Our ruins will not be planet-bound, but space-bound. In the midst of nothingness, a space-station will remain, the only piece of our race that hadn’t decayed in the aeons that had passed. A gold-mine of answers lie in wait for this curious alien race, that perhaps at one time, they shared the universe with intelligent life.
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-->A billion years from now, when the human race is gone, a budding alien species will travel the stars in search of life, knowledge, the answers to the universe. Our ruins will not be planet-bound, but space-bound. In the midst of nothingness, a space-station will remain, the only piece of our race that hadn’t hadn’t decayed in the aeons that had passed. A gold-mine of answers lie in wait for this curious alien race, that perhaps at one time, they shared the universe with intelligent life.
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* [[https://youtu.be/32Ktj2lBN2g?si=vOvvZztBwVA4FOlH "If Team Fortress 2 was Updated by a Bot 2.0"]] is literally Heavy trying to create a new patch to get his job at Valve back. HilarityEnsues.
** For some reason the Heavy goes to the Narrator for help with getting his job back. The Narrator mentioning how badly things went down after the previous patch, including more "patch notes". Also, he mentions that John Valve was a Scout main.
** When Heavy is told his update would have to be pretty good and is asked if he's up to the task, Heavy points finger guns at the Narrator, smirks, and says "no." The Narrator's response is succint: [[SarcasmMode "That's encouraging."]]
** After Heavy literally coughs up a flash drive and sheepishly admits that he used the word generator bot again, the Narrator just sighs in exasperation, and says "well, without further ado and all that, let us... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Possibly give John Valve a stroke.]]"
** Scout is added back into the game, but... He can only use melee weapons. Needless to say, he's not happy.
** Players can now disable the Beggar's Bazooka through a console command. An engineer disables it while a Soldier is loading his, causing the loaded rockets to fall to the ground and blow him up.
** "Fixed an issue where the medic beam would not hurt the opposing team." Cue Medic using it on an enemy Demoman.
** "Removed ability to use the toilet." The Sniper offers an empty jar as an alternative, which Scout pointedly refuses.
** "The Soldier is now human." Cue a happy Soldier and a ''very'' confused Spy.
** The Sniper gets ''his van'' as a new weapon, which allows him to do drive-by assassinations... Including on himself if he's not careful. It also randomly explodes upon activation, as the Medic discovers when he tries to steal it.
** The Scout gets an afro, the Heavy gets mohawk, and the Engineer... Is still bald. The Engie is very disappointed.
** The Heavy gets a block of cement which is a Sandvich-type item. He only finds out that it doesn't restore health after he already swallows a chunk of it, and the resulting expression (which screams "what the actual ''fuck?!''") is ''amazing.''
** Pyro can now destroy pools of water with his melee.
** This is ''easily'' the most out of context thing that appears on the list: "The Heavy Weapons Guy from the movie "{{Film/Superbad}}" who is charge of a bomb-laden car that will crash into a bridge in the middle of a major street and kill thousands of people."
** The Scout gets the "Gasoline Fingers" taunt. He douses his hand in gasoline and sets it on fire. It goes exactly as you'd expect.
** Unusual particles are considered a ''bug'' in this patch, and are "fixed".
** "The Heavy's meatball pizza has been discontinued." The video editor literally tapes a piece of paper on one of the fridge doors of his local supermarket with a message about the pizza being out of stock.
** "The Medigun has been made slightly more Medigun-ish." Even the narrator is on the verge of {{Corpsing}}!
---> '''Scout''': ''(Raises a hand while looking very confused)'' Uh...\\
'''Medic''': Shut up!
** The Pyro gets a new special hat that is literally a flashbang grenade on his head that goes off every five minutes. It also kills the Pyro in the process.
** The Sniper Rifle is removed from the game. Cue everyone else dancing while Sniper is sitting angrily in a chair, and he gets kicked by the Demoman for good measure.
** The Spy gets a molotov cocktail weapon. However, it's also prone to burning civilians, and every time it's used one of the Spy's eyes pop out.
** New rules: No selling weapons on the internet, or drugs. Also, no talking during the match.
** The "Self-Deprecating Sapper" is a complex hacking tool (for the ''Engineer'', not Spy) using ancient technologies. [[EpicFail But the only thing it does it cause you to instantly lose the match once deployed. The Engineer using it also gets VAC banned.]]
** The Heavy's sandvich also only spawns once he kills at least one team member. Cue the rest of his team going OhCrap when they realize what he's about to do.
** The Soldier gets the "Fluffy Felt Rocket", a rocket launcher that causes people who get hit by it to explode in an adorable way, dealing +100% more love and with an increase of +75% in hugs received.
** "Fixed a bug where the Engineer could only build one sentry gun at once." Cue a Demoman's horror as a single Engie fills the intel room with Sentries. "I built that. And that. And that. And that. And that..."
** Spies can now shoot through walls. The only downside? His headshot damage is now ''zero.''
** The Engineer is now no longer affected by gravity. This turns out to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome not be a good thing.]]
** The Scout gets "The Assman". He slaps someone's ass and his entire team disappears.
** The Soldier gets a rifle weapon called "The Money Shot". All other players die when he dies when it's equipped, and he respawns [[NakedPeopleAreFunny wearing nothing but money strapped to his ass.]]
** "The [[{{Music/Weezer}} Weezer]] is now unlocked by default." It's literally a {{Music/Raditude}} vinyl album that can be thrown to decapitate enemies.
** Somehow the bot does a CallBack to the previous video - by calling the Construction Notice their "original joke" and remarks that "this one should be even better: The Constpitpated Notice has been implemented". It's literally the Eviction Notice with a bunch of miniature toilets on it. When one of them lights up, the Heavy has to go to the bathroom... But as previously mentioned, the toilet is now unusable.
** The Demoman now wears an iron lung. But if you think that'd make him defenseless, you'd be ''dead wrong'', as an unfortunate Spy finds out.
** The Heavy is retooled in the Heavy Weapons Engineer - he can now use all the Engineer's tools. Also, "fixed a bug where the Engineer was still able to do his job." And then "the Engineer can now repair himself and his teammates". The natural conclusion: "Changed the name of the Engineer class to Medic." Cue a very annoyed Medic staring at a very confused Engineer with a Medigun in his hands.
** The patch notes are capped off with "Biscuts", an erroneously-named but otherwise seemingly normal sausage roll item for the the Heavy that increases all damage by 100%. The catch? The alt-fire collapses the world.
** Heavy and the Narrator nervously show off the patch to John Valve. His reaction is... Not what they expected. The inclusion of the Weezer item ''alone'' sells him on the patch, and he somehow thinks it'll solve the game's bot problem by making the operators lose interest in the game. The Narrator sums up the whole affair in one sentence: "Oh God, what have we done?"
** For some reason the Heavy goes to the Narrator for help with getting his job back. The Narrator mentioning how badly things went down after the previous patch, including more "patch notes". Also, he mentions that John Valve was a Scout main.
** When Heavy is told his update would have to be pretty good and is asked if he's up to the task, Heavy points finger guns at the Narrator, smirks, and says "no." The Narrator's response is succint: [[SarcasmMode "That's encouraging."]]
** After Heavy literally coughs up a flash drive and sheepishly admits that he used the word generator bot again, the Narrator just sighs in exasperation, and says "well, without further ado and all that, let us... [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Possibly give John Valve a stroke.]]"
** Scout is added back into the game, but... He can only use melee weapons. Needless to say, he's not happy.
** Players can now disable the Beggar's Bazooka through a console command. An engineer disables it while a Soldier is loading his, causing the loaded rockets to fall to the ground and blow him up.
** "Fixed an issue where the medic beam would not hurt the opposing team." Cue Medic using it on an enemy Demoman.
** "Removed ability to use the toilet." The Sniper offers an empty jar as an alternative, which Scout pointedly refuses.
** "The Soldier is now human." Cue a happy Soldier and a ''very'' confused Spy.
** The Sniper gets ''his van'' as a new weapon, which allows him to do drive-by assassinations... Including on himself if he's not careful. It also randomly explodes upon activation, as the Medic discovers when he tries to steal it.
** The Scout gets an afro, the Heavy gets mohawk, and the Engineer... Is still bald. The Engie is very disappointed.
** The Heavy gets a block of cement which is a Sandvich-type item. He only finds out that it doesn't restore health after he already swallows a chunk of it, and the resulting expression (which screams "what the actual ''fuck?!''") is ''amazing.''
** Pyro can now destroy pools of water with his melee.
** This is ''easily'' the most out of context thing that appears on the list: "The Heavy Weapons Guy from the movie "{{Film/Superbad}}" who is charge of a bomb-laden car that will crash into a bridge in the middle of a major street and kill thousands of people."
** The Scout gets the "Gasoline Fingers" taunt. He douses his hand in gasoline and sets it on fire. It goes exactly as you'd expect.
** Unusual particles are considered a ''bug'' in this patch, and are "fixed".
** "The Heavy's meatball pizza has been discontinued." The video editor literally tapes a piece of paper on one of the fridge doors of his local supermarket with a message about the pizza being out of stock.
** "The Medigun has been made slightly more Medigun-ish." Even the narrator is on the verge of {{Corpsing}}!
---> '''Scout''': ''(Raises a hand while looking very confused)'' Uh...\\
'''Medic''': Shut up!
** The Pyro gets a new special hat that is literally a flashbang grenade on his head that goes off every five minutes. It also kills the Pyro in the process.
** The Sniper Rifle is removed from the game. Cue everyone else dancing while Sniper is sitting angrily in a chair, and he gets kicked by the Demoman for good measure.
** The Spy gets a molotov cocktail weapon. However, it's also prone to burning civilians, and every time it's used one of the Spy's eyes pop out.
** New rules: No selling weapons on the internet, or drugs. Also, no talking during the match.
** The "Self-Deprecating Sapper" is a complex hacking tool (for the ''Engineer'', not Spy) using ancient technologies. [[EpicFail But the only thing it does it cause you to instantly lose the match once deployed. The Engineer using it also gets VAC banned.]]
** The Heavy's sandvich also only spawns once he kills at least one team member. Cue the rest of his team going OhCrap when they realize what he's about to do.
** The Soldier gets the "Fluffy Felt Rocket", a rocket launcher that causes people who get hit by it to explode in an adorable way, dealing +100% more love and with an increase of +75% in hugs received.
** "Fixed a bug where the Engineer could only build one sentry gun at once." Cue a Demoman's horror as a single Engie fills the intel room with Sentries. "I built that. And that. And that. And that. And that..."
** Spies can now shoot through walls. The only downside? His headshot damage is now ''zero.''
** The Engineer is now no longer affected by gravity. This turns out to [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome not be a good thing.]]
** The Scout gets "The Assman". He slaps someone's ass and his entire team disappears.
** The Soldier gets a rifle weapon called "The Money Shot". All other players die when he dies when it's equipped, and he respawns [[NakedPeopleAreFunny wearing nothing but money strapped to his ass.]]
** "The [[{{Music/Weezer}} Weezer]] is now unlocked by default." It's literally a {{Music/Raditude}} vinyl album that can be thrown to decapitate enemies.
** Somehow the bot does a CallBack to the previous video - by calling the Construction Notice their "original joke" and remarks that "this one should be even better: The Constpitpated Notice has been implemented". It's literally the Eviction Notice with a bunch of miniature toilets on it. When one of them lights up, the Heavy has to go to the bathroom... But as previously mentioned, the toilet is now unusable.
** The Demoman now wears an iron lung. But if you think that'd make him defenseless, you'd be ''dead wrong'', as an unfortunate Spy finds out.
** The Heavy is retooled in the Heavy Weapons Engineer - he can now use all the Engineer's tools. Also, "fixed a bug where the Engineer was still able to do his job." And then "the Engineer can now repair himself and his teammates". The natural conclusion: "Changed the name of the Engineer class to Medic." Cue a very annoyed Medic staring at a very confused Engineer with a Medigun in his hands.
** The patch notes are capped off with "Biscuts", an erroneously-named but otherwise seemingly normal sausage roll item for the the Heavy that increases all damage by 100%. The catch? The alt-fire collapses the world.
** Heavy and the Narrator nervously show off the patch to John Valve. His reaction is... Not what they expected. The inclusion of the Weezer item ''alone'' sells him on the patch, and he somehow thinks it'll solve the game's bot problem by making the operators lose interest in the game. The Narrator sums up the whole affair in one sentence: "Oh God, what have we done?"
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* If surreal, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs drug-fueled]] slapstick is your ideal kind of humor, then Raxxo's ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJTb9wnwLQ Soldier's Dispenser Collab]]'' is for you. An hour-long smorgasbord of hilarity, NightmareFuel, and outright ''insanity'' best described as simultaneous dream and nightmare, made up of short skits from hundreds of Machinima creators for your pleasure.
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* If surreal, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs drug-fueled]] drug-fueled slapstick is your ideal kind of humor, then Raxxo's ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GJTb9wnwLQ Soldier's Dispenser Collab]]'' is for you. An hour-long smorgasbord of hilarity, NightmareFuel, and outright ''insanity'' best described as simultaneous dream and nightmare, made up of short skits from hundreds of Machinima creators for your pleasure.
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* [[https://gamebanana.com/mods/202269 The flying ragdolls mod]], which causes ragdolls to jet around the map aimlessly. [[https://youtu.be/l3Pndq9k8XA Shown in its full glory in this Bearded Expense video]]. As one of the comments puts it;
-->"The best part of this mod is when the ragdolls get stuck in a room and just violently convulse in the corner until getting sent to the other side of the Earth at Mach 5."
-->"The best part of this mod is when the ragdolls get stuck in a room and just violently convulse in the corner until getting sent to the other side of the Earth at Mach 5."
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ8ob5uiWBI Heavy meets]] a [[WebAnimation/SkibidiToiletSeries Skibidi Toilet]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upf_xYgkBIQ meet team]], a hyper-condensed supercut of the Meet the Team videos which turns them into RapidFireComedy and sometimes manages to recut the lines for increased comedic effect.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqFc_RXXjOQ Soldier singing Lagtrain.]] Yes, [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} that Lagtrain.]] And if that wasn't enough, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCPkXp9K0D0 there's also a full cover.]]
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* [=CreativityZone's=] WebAnimation/YouTubePoop parodies of the Meet the Team videos have a number of great moments.
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* Another WebAnimation/YouTubePoop creator, Count Hanx, has created quite a few funny moments:
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* Another WebAnimation/YouTubePoop YouTubePoop creator, Count Hanx, has created quite a few funny moments:
