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Other: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman | Employee of the Month | Battle for Bikini Bottom | Lights, Camera, Pants!

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Round and round the record spins all day.

127A - Tentacle-Vision

• The spit takes fake-out where it's revealed Squidward forgot to make coffee.
• All of the interruptions to Squidward's show, including Krabs and Plankton advertising their respective restaurants, and Pearl's cheerleader performance.
• Patrick riding the camera. Upsy daisy! Downsy wownsy! Upsy daisy! Downsy wownsy!
• The surprise housewarming.
• "Patrick, just how dumb are you?"
• "It varies."
• The scene where the old lady says "This is disgusting!" after Patrick puts his mouth on the camera, showing the inside of a live-action mouth.

127B - I ♥ Dancing

• While dancing and giving customers their food, SpongeBob also gives one guy his meal in addition to a basket of nachos, a sandwich, a whole pizza, and a suit of armor that causes the table to collapse under its weight.
• When SpongeBob shows Squidward his dance, Squidward walks away and tells him it's the worst dance he's ever seen. SpongeBob responds by saying "Who put you on the planet? UGH!" And Squilliam does the same thing at the end...
• The dancing twin fish girls.
  Twins: We're tiny, we're cuddly, we're bubbly wubbly huggly!
  Agent: That was very cute, girls!
  (The twins gasp.)
  Agent: (frowns) In fact, it's too cute. You're out.
  Twins: I told you it was a stupid idea! But I hate you, too!

128A - Growth Spout

• "What am I, chopped liver?" "No, that's what I am."
• "Must protect garden..."
• The peanut worms.
• Yummy stuff everywhere!
• Etcetera...Ooh! More etcetera!
• Squidward's house coming to life.
  "Oh, well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway."

128B - Stuck in the Wringer

• SpongeBob looking at the viewer and saying "I guess crying does solve your problems after all!" is kinda chuckle-worthy, even if it can be easily taken out of context.
• Patrick having a staring contest with himself.
• SpongeBob unable to eat ice cream thanks to the wringer blocking the ice cream scoop from going down his throat.
• "The spinning steering wheels!"

129A - Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy

• Plankton's attempt at mimicking Sandy's Texan accent is hilarious.
• Plankton (disguised as Sandy) repeatedly failing to make a Krabby Patty. "Oh, try again... Oh, try again... Oh, try again..."

129B - The Inside Job

• Mr. Krabs attempts to scream the Krusty Krab formula very loudly. It's so loud that it hurts Plankton's ear drums. As in, actual drums briefly came out of his ears.
  Plankton: I HATE MY LIFE!!!
• Superficial greetings. "Hi, friend!"
• "Personal opinions? Knock-knock jokes?!"
• The brain house, Gary included. 'Nuff said.
• When SpongeBob's eyes are unplugged, they go black as a burnt out bulb.
• "Order number 17?! Order number 17?!"
• Plankton turning into a mini Plankton-SpongeBob hybrid. Same goes for a Plankton-Patrick one.
• "The secret recipe isn't in the brain. It's located in the heart! ...How cheesy."

130A - Greasy Buffoons

• Squidward's reaction when Mr. Krabs asks for a volunteer to clean the grease trap for no extra pay is to fade out of existence.
• Pretty much all the grease recipes come out as this until it boils down to Mr. Krabs and Plankton feeding their customers pure grease.
  Mr. Krabs: (presenting a new dish called "WOW! Soup"): It's pure grease...on a paper plate!
  Squidward: (Beat): I'll give you points for honesty.
• The usual bubble transitions are replaced with grease for the sake of the episode.

130B - Model Sponge

• "This is a job for a sponge! Fresh! Natural!"
• The entirety of the New Sponge commercial.
• The drinkable sausage.
• The dream sequence where Spongebob believes he's actually famous.

131A - Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful

• Squidward encountering gum at the beginning.
• "Is it trash day? I thought it was Tuesday!"
• Three words: Squidward's trash house.
• The Running Gag of the officer ticketing Squidward whenever he unintentionally litters.
• Squidward's head veins shaping into "I AM ANGRY".
• "Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth, this is the least annoying."

131B - A Pal for Gary

• SpongeBob getting enchiladas and repeatedly speaking Spanish is priceless.

132A - Yours, Mine, and Mine

• Patrick's very last line is a bit humorous. "Have you learned nothing about sharing?"
• Patrick having a dance party with Patty Pal.
• "I'm not home, please leave a message! Beeeeep..."

132B - Kracked Krabs

• Mr. Krabs mailing himself and SpongeBob to the hotel where the convention takes place, all while only spending one cent to travel.
  • And the envelope they stuffed inside was pretty heavy to carry.
• There's a Running Gag with a Coin-on-a-String Trick. When SpongeBob is asked to try, he ends up getting a rather buffy bellhop. The quarter gets stuck in his buttocks, and is almost taken away, and SpongeBob ends up yanking him over, squishing him, ending up in the buttocks. Mr. Krabs frees him, but the quarter is left behind.
• The cheapskate handshake.
• This bit:
  Mr. Krabs: Whatever you do, don't lend anyone money.
  (Cuts to SpongeBob lending money to a crab)
  SpongeBob: 25, 26...
  [Beat]
  Mr. Krabs: ...Let's mingle.
• All of the nominee's videos are hilarious.
  • Mr. Krabs tricks a horde of customers into thinking he's selling free krabby patties. When they get in, turns out he's charging them a dollar per footstep — and they are not happy about this.
  • Beuford Bargain Bottom scans a bag of chips three times, because it's "three times the flavor." As he puts it: "Three times the flavor, three times the price!"
  • Dwight T. Wadd's video is the most mundane of the three, as it just shows him tying used toilet paper on a new roll.
• SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs constantly winking when the former is told to "exaggerate".
• Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob "exaggerating", or lifting, their entire hotel room.

133A - The Curse of Bikini Bottom

• SpongeBob trying to flip a patty in ghost form. At one point, he even makes a ghost spatula.
• Patrick couldn't sleep at all because of seeing though his eyelids.

133B - Squidward in Clarinetland

• "Item has temporarily moved during reconstruction. Relocated to shelf 1018●2-E."
  • "Oops! Did I say 1018●2-E? I meant 2019●3-F! Sorry!"

134 - SpongeBob's Last Stand

• The Jellyfishing song.
  • "Jelly-lelly, lelly-jelly, jelly-lelly, lelly-jelly, it's the Jellyfishing Song!" *Clap*
• The return of Fum is Chum.
• When SpongeBob asks Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to use his superpowers to prevent the highway, what does the heroes do? Nothing. Which leads to this gem: APATHY!
• SpongeBob being stupid enough to forget Sandy's last name.
• All the nonsense lyrics in "Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance".
• "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, for He's a Jolly Good Fellow, for He's a Jolly Good Fellow... SHUT UP! Huh, What?"

135A - Back to the Past

• The ending. Time-travel induced Mind Screw doesn't begin to cover it. Even Man-Ray needs to sit down in confusion regarding all of the randomly-appearing time machines, several containing their own mini-CMOFs such as one forming in mid air and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stepping out and falling.
• The graves.

135B - The Bad Guy Club for Villains

• So what does BGATFBC stand for? Bad Guys All Together For Book Club.

136A - A Day Without Tears

• All of this episode. From Squidward showing SpongeBob the crying montage (and SpongeBob actually agreeing that he DOES cry too much), to Squidward trying to get SpongeBob to cry, to the sleepover at the end.

136B - Summer Job

• While Mrs. Puff is going to bamboo, SpongeBob just said her name, which causes her to find the keys so that he could get away from him, but SpongeBob keeps getting closer and closer and when she did find the keys, SpongeBob made it anyway, which causes her to drive away from him as fast as she could, but she needs to turn the keys first. That results in SpongeBob getting closer to her again! When she did turn the keys, she thought she lost him, SpongeBob just made it for no reason!
• When SpongeBob tells Mrs. Puff to remind her to read the note, some random note just went on Mrs. Puff's face causing her to crash into the Krusty Krab!
• SpongeBob pretending to be Yukthomas Féyêdêmuffin.

137A - One Coarse Meal

• When Mr. Krabs has SpongeBob paying Pearl her allowance for him at one point, followed by the revelation that the money is counterfeit:
  Pearl: Hey, this isn't money!
  SpongeBob: No, it's even better! (pulls out some more of the fake money) This is what Mr. Krabs pays me with: Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks!◊
  Mr. Krabs: Oh...the lad's starting to catch up with me.
• Plankton's whale nightmare. What's crazy is his lower body being vaporized due to gastro acid.

137B - Gary in Love

• The way the boss snail pronounces "girl" as "goyle" is rather humorous if listened to.
• You don't always need to be clichéd to do an ambush.
  Bully Snail: Hey, how come we never go through the front, guys?
  The Boss: 'Cause bad guys don't never use THE FRONT DOOR!
  Bully Snail: ...Well, I think that that's pretty ridiculous.

138A - The Play's the Thing

• When the customers start throwing things at SpongeBob and Squidward, you can see that one of the things they throw is Plankton.
• Earlier, the Krusty Krew dim the house lights and turn on the stage lights. When they do, Harold (one of the series' regulars) can be seen gnawing on Nat's (another series regular) arm. The two look at each other for a moment... then Nat offers Harold a salt sprinkler, which Harold sprinkles on Nat's arm before gnawing it again.

138B - Rodeo Daze

• Why does SpongeBob want to save Sandy from the rodeo? There are clowns there.
• SpongeBob trapping everyone in Bikini Bottom in super bubbles. His own home, too.
• Spongebob and Patrick do the "staring contest" at the start of the episode.

139B - The Cent of Money

• "Excuse me, EXCUSE ME! Pregnant lady comin' through!"
• "Huh, what?"

140A - The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom

• SpongeBob panicks when he sees what appears to be a giant monster^note  Raarg, a mutated coral monster Patrick befriended eating Patrick and says that it is worse than yesterday. What happened? Well...
  Flashback!Nat: Excuse me, the ice machine's broken.
  (The fry cook's face falls as the Krusty Krab-associated theme grinds to a halt)
  Flashback!SpongeBob: (as dramatic music plays) NOOOOOO! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! (sobbing) WHY?! (flashback ends)
  Present!SpongeBob: It was horrible...

140B - Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle

• Mr. Krabs finds a dime and calls him "little one", which causes the fish on the dime to say "Little one? How dare you!" and then walk away.
• Patrick obsessing over his missing cuff links.

142A - Trenchbillies

• This exchange:
  SpongeBob: Ow, I think I ruptured my spleen...
  Patrick: I think I shattered by abacus.
  SpongeBob: Your what?
  Patrick: (Pulls out an actual abacus) My abacus. (Checks it) Nope. Seems okay...
• SpongeBob says, "It's now or never," claiming he heard it from Mr. Krabs going to the bathroom. Then, when we first see Cletus on his way to the outhouse...
  Cletus: (whistling) Well... it's now or never.
• The fact that when Patrick defeats Theether at a banjo duel, Theether explodes.
• The "bell" for their wrestling matches, which is little more than throwing a rock at a pan.
• The Trenchbillies themselves.

142B - Sponge-Cano!

• Those singing garbage monsters.
• The dolphin.
• The sacrifice at the end.
• SpongeBob and Squidward sharing SpongeBob's bed at the very end of the episode, with SpongeBob playfully flicking Squidward's nose as he sits there looking irritated.

143 - The Great Patty Caper

• When Mr. Krabs tries thinking of a way to prevent Plankton from trying to steal his secret formula, SpongeBob suggests hiding the formula hiding it far enough where Plankton wouldn't be able to get it.
  SpongeBob: To keep Gary out of the biscuit tin, I hide the biscuits somewhere far away, like Patrick's house. Unfortunately, Patrick ends up eating the biscuits anyway.
  Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, that's it, you genius. You just solved me decades-old dellemer. (Mr. Krabs leaves)
  SpongeBob: (yelling after his boss) I'm warning you, Mr. Krabs, Patrick'll eat anything you give him!
• Plankton's Badass Boast falls flat - literally.
  Plankton: I ain't no pushover!
  (Patrick throws popcorn at him causing him to fall)
  Plankton: Aah!
• This gem:
  SpongeBob: Patrick! Call the cops!
  Patrick: (sticks his head out the window) COPS! I need you!
• The way Patrick attempts to stop the speeding train.
  Patrick: (behind a stand; wearing a visor hat) Ice-cold lemonade! Get your ice-cold, tasty, refreshing, and also ice-cold lemona- (train smashes through the stand) HEY! Everyone stops for free lemonade!
• Imagine this bluff actually working at a poker table in a casino.
  Dennis: There's a train behind ya'.
  Sylvester: How many times do you think I'm falling for that one?!

144A - That Sinking Feeling

• SpongeBob and Patrick running back and forth as Squidward watches.
• Squidward's head in gelatin, which melts when annoyed.
• "Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "I don't know! (laughs)"
• This exchange:

  Patrick: No need to thank us, Squidward.
  Squidward: THANK YOU?!!!
  Patrick: You're welcome. (Ducks as Squidward tries to grab him) Miss.

• How about...

  Squidward's house sinks down to where SpongeBob and Patrick are playing
  Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play too!

• The Shout-Out to Dig Dug. During that part, as SpongeBob and Patrick are being chased by Squidward, Patrick is constantly screaming, "Scary, scary, scary!" while Squidward gibbers angrily.

144B - Karate Star

• Patrick chopping a prison truck, releasing the criminals inside.
• When Patrick chops off his chopping hand, he grows it back, as he's a seastar. Surprisingly, the hand also grows a new body, and destroys the Barg'N-Mart.

145A - Buried in Time

• Plankton faces...unfortunate consequences involving him swallowing and digesting the Krabby Patty formula, and cut to the next scene where Plankton tries to get it out while constipated.
  Karen: Don't hurt yourself, Poopsy.
• Squidward criticizes the items people brought to the time capsule.
  Squidward: No, thank you for completely failing our future generations with your donation. I mean, seriously, ma'am, did you just grab the first thing you saw this morning?

145B - Enchanted Tiki Dreams

• One extremely annoying shift later...
• Flashlight tag with an electric eel.
• Squidward going CRAZY, MAN!!!

146A - The Abrasive Side

• Mr. Krabs treats the word "overtime" as foul language. His first opinion? "Filthy, disgustin' word!"
• Sandy literally losing her head.

146B - Earworm

• Spongebob going crazy after listening to Musical Doodle over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...

147A - Hide and Then What Happens?

• In the opening, after SpongeBob and Patrick greet each other, they silently stare at each other smiling for about thirty seconds, blinking occasionally.
• Welcome to the end of the world... cafe and gift shop.
• Patrick Not-Star.

147B - Shellback Shenanigans

• Plankton swallowing a gigantic pill.
• Apparently, SpongeBob treats "Gary's" Suddenly Speaking as a way of becoming terminally ill.

148A - The Masterpiece

• Squidward secretly watching his favorite soap, As the Tide Turns.
• The Sea Chicken Shack commercial.
• Apparently, the Sea Chicken Shack forbids anyone wearing headbands.
• When deciding on a pose for the statue, Mr. Krabs briefly imitates the Thinker.

148B - Whelk Attack

• "Yep. That's one big mama."

149A - You Don't Know Sponge

• At the beginning, Patrick imitates the sound of a whale, getting the attention of another whale named Frank:

  Frank: Huh? Did you hear that?
  Fish: What's wrong Frank?
  Frank: That song. It sounds just like Martha.
  Fish: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you. She's just no good!

• SpongeBob asks Patrick if he knew if SpongeBob was a boy or a girl. He didn't know.

149B - Tunnel of Glove

• The time card reading "Two Very Boring Minutes Later..." has Z's in its background.
• The news reporter tells about the breakdown at the Tunnel of Glove with SpongeBob and Pearl trapped inside, while Patrick is just pigging out on carnival eats and only shows slight interest in the news broadcast. The news reporter actually has to yell through the screen at Patrick to get his attention.
• Patrick keeps inadvertently sabotaging the Tunnel of Glove.
• When the Tunnel of Glove breaks down, sparks fly, plunging the building into darkness and causing SpongeBob to scream. A policeman over hears the commotion.
  Policeman: Don't worry, little girl, we're working as fast as we can!
  Pearl: (annoyed) That wasn't me, that was SpongeBob!
  Policeman: Thank you, little boy!
• When the Tunnel of Glove breaks down, SpongeBob alerts Pearl to the darkness.
  SpongeBob: It's only the dark. There's nothin' scary about... the dark! It's what's in the dark you gotta watch out for. (becomes scared) Monsters, creeps, ghouls, CLOWNS, witches, werewolves, CLOWNS, crawly things, CRAWLY CLOWNS... those are the worst, CRAWLY CLOWNS.
  • Frustrated with him, Pearl decides to leave the boat and look for a way out, with a timid SpongeBob's help. He reacts in fright to a bunch of streamers which he mistakes for snakes, which annoys Pearl even more.
    Pearl: There aren't any creepies, there aren't any crawlies, and there aren't any snakes. So stop whining so we can look for a way out of here!
    SpongeBob: Okay, Pearl, you've made your point. I'll stop talking about ogres, and vampire bat fish, and sharks and...
    Pearl: SpongeBob!
    SpongeBob: ...And I won't talk about ZOMBIES!
    Pearl: (now scared herself) SpongeBob!
    SpongeBob: (looking like a pirate) Or ghostly pirates! (now looking like Frankenstein's monster) Or laboratory creatures!
    Pearl: (gasps) SpongeBob!
    SpongeBob: (looking like an alien) Or green beings from another planet!
    Pearl: Okay, SpongeBob, okay!
    SpongeBob: (looking unshaven with black hair and holding a steering wheel) Or bus drivers!
    Pearl: (crying) That's enough, SpongeBob!
    SpongeBob: Ssh! Did you hear that?
    Pearl: Now I'm scared, SpongeBob!
    SpongeBob: It sounds like a crawly were-clown.
    Pearl: But there's no such thing.
    SpongeBob: Oh, he's here.
• As the animatronics malfunction and try to attack Pearl and SpongeBob, there's the latter's reaction:
  "I don't think this is the Tunnel of Glove. It's the Tunnel of EVIL!!!"

150A - Krusty Dogs

• Let's just say they use the word "wiener" a lot. You can probably guess where that goes.
• SpongeBob's Freak Out when Mr. Krabs takes Krabby Patties off the menu.
• The beginning where SpongeBob makes items out of Krabby Patty meat is quite funny.
• What a Take That! at minimum wage employees.
  Squidward: SpongeBob, my boy, I realized long ago that there is nothing; I repeat, nothing, that could make this job any more boring, or humiliating, or demeaning that it already is! (Gilligan Cut to Squidward wearing a hot dog suit)
  Billy: Look at that guy dressed like a hot dog, Mommy.
  Norma: Let that inspire you to stay in school, Billy. (Billy runs up and kicks Squidward)
  • And even once Krabby Patties are brought back...
    (Squidward is dressed as a Krabby Patty)
    Billy: Mom, look! It's a guy dressed as a Krabby Patty!
    Norma: It's never too soon to start picking a good college, Billy. (this time, Norma kicks Squidward; Squidward falls face-first)
    Squidward: Well, I guess I was wrong again. It can always get more humiliating.

150B - The Wreck of the Mauna Loa

• "I'm it!" "I'm it!" "I'm it!" "I'm it!"
• SpongeBob unintentionally shaping krabby patty meat into the Mauna Loa as he daydreams.
• Patrick's "Follow me to the Mauna Loa" shirt.
• The "SpongeBob and Patrick's Secret Hideout" sign. Patrick definitely Cannot Keep a Secret.

152A - Big Sister Sam

• Pretty much everything Sam does.

152B - Perfect Chemistry

• Pretty much the whole episode. But, the running gag of SpongeBob being teleported ( or parts of him anyways) is the icing on the cake as he scares poor Squidward.
• Squidward girly- screams.
• Every SpongeBob teleports, fart gas appears, comes to a head when Mr. Krabs scolds Squidward twice about the fart gas.
  Mr. Krabs: For goodness sakes Squidward, what the heck is wrong with you?
  Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you might want to lay off the kelp for a little while.
• Sandy getting the last laugh at the end of the episode.
  Sandy: You can't fool a squirrel from Texas! Hahahahaha...mwahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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