- To appease the powerful Northern Sorcerer Nox, Tywin tasks one of his animal experts to procure a Bantha.
- Even a decade later he's still searching for one.
- Nox repeatedly threatens to lock Jon up in a brothel should he not learn to stop blushing around every girl he meets.
- Ned's internal horror when he realizes he will have to host visitors from Houses Martell, Tyell, and Lannister all at once. All of them hate each other.
- Tywin informs his family of Joeffry declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.
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