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* Robert cutting off the herald everytime the man takes too speak.
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* After Ned passes by the Northerners, who give him simple acknowledgements to his positions as Hand, he muses that he'll miss the simplicity of the North. Cue, a few moments after he left the Northern encampment, he's surrounded by from every angle, Merchants. Low-born beggars. Kiss-ass knights and Lords and they just keep coming! Ned immediately laments that he'll miss the simplicity sooner than expected.
--> '''Ned''': 'Gods...is this what Jon Arryn had to deal with day in and day out? If so...I might never again leave the Tower of the Hand.'
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* Whenever Nox preforms a StealthHiBye.
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* Tywin informs his family of Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.

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* Tywin informs his family of Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.swoop.
* Nox wants to kill Alliser Thorn because he made him sound like a Jedi.
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* Robb's reaction to Jon's new pet Dragon, Archon.
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* Arianne is excited to meet Jon once again... but soon bemoans how she hasn't taken a bath in a week and wearing an entirely unflattering clothes.

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* When Olenna Tyrell (master player of the game) meets Ned Stark (who utterly loathes the stupid thing with all his might), Jon notes how his lord father seems unable to decide between finding the old woman annoying or amusing.



* Tywin informs his family of Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.
* When Olenna Tyrell (master player of the game) meets Ned Stark (who utterly loathes the stupid thing with all his might), Jon notes how his lord father seems unable to decide between finding the old woman annoying or amusing.

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* Tywin informs his family of Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.
* When Olenna Tyrell (master player of the game) meets Ned Stark (who utterly loathes the stupid thing with all his might), Jon notes how his lord father seems unable to decide between finding the old woman annoying or amusing.
swoop.

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* Tywin informs his family of Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.

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** Nox had also used this to describe Tywin and Kevan's levels of Force-sensitivity to Gerion, who being who he is immediately relays that to his brother. Since Joffrey is 100% (and more) Lannister, that's probably where he got it.
* Tywin informs his family of Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.swoop.
* When Olenna Tyrell (master player of the game) meets Ned Stark (who utterly loathes the stupid thing with all his might), Jon notes how his lord father seems unable to decide between finding the old woman annoying or amusing.

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* Tywin informs his family of Joeffry declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.

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** This description is funnier if one is aware of the existence of [[https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Iron_Knight the Iron Knights]]. There are, in fact, stones (crystals in their case) that are more Force Sensitive than Joffrey.
* Tywin informs his family of Joeffry Joffrey declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.
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* Jon questions whether his Dyad in the Force with Dany makes her his soul mate. Nox just looks at Jon like he's an idiot before telling him this isn't some second-rate love story.
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* In regards to Joffrey's level of Force Sensitivity, Nox compares him to a stone.

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* Ned's internal terror when he realizes he will have to host visitors from Houses Martell, Tyell, and Lannister all at once. All of them hate each other.

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* Ned's internal terror horror when he realizes he will have to host visitors from Houses Martell, Tyell, and Lannister all at once. All of them hate each other.other.
* Tywin informs his family of Joeffry declaring war on the North, when Tyrion opens up a bottle of wine to drink, Tywin himself steals the drink and gulps nearly half of it down in one fell swoop.
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* Nox repeatedly threatens to lock Jon up in a brothel should he not learn to stop blushing around every girl he meets.

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* Nox repeatedly threatens to lock Jon up in a brothel should he not learn to stop blushing around every girl he meets.meets.
* Ned's internal terror when he realizes he will have to host visitors from Houses Martell, Tyell, and Lannister all at once. All of them hate each other.

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* To appease the powerful Northern Sorcerer, Tywin tasks one of his animal experts to procure a Bantha.

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* To appease the powerful Northern Sorcerer, Sorcerer Nox, Tywin tasks one of his animal experts to procure a Bantha.Bantha.
** Even a decade later he's still searching for one.
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* To appease the powerful Nothern Socceror, Tywin tasks one of his animal experts to procure a Bantha.

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* To appease the powerful Nothern Socceror, Northern Sorcerer, Tywin tasks one of his animal experts to procure a Bantha.
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* To appease the powerful Nothern Socceror, Tywin tasks one of his animal experts to procure a Bantha.
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* Nox repeatedly threatens to lock Jon up in a brothel should he not learn to stop blushing around every girl he meets.

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