Funny / Sodor: The True Stories

• In "Stowaway", once he realizes he hasn't been uncoupled from Yang's train, Colin tells his crew to write their wills.
• The Big-Lipped Alligator Moment in "Sent Packing" that serves as a Shout-Out to Earthworm Jim, specifically the talking eggplant.
  Ruby: Yang, do you find it weird, a Yorkshirer and a Brightoner considering each other sisters?
  Yang: It's not so strange. There's a woman who lives near Knapford Station with an eggplant brought to life by the essence of a non-faceless Rolls-Royce that crashed and burned.
  Narrator: Said woman's life was a living hell.
  Eggplant: MORE CHICKPEAS, BLAST YOU!!!
  • Even better is that the narration outright states that BNSF1995, who wrote the chapter, was trying to see if Broa Island would notice and take it out.
• Cranky's Big "NO!" upon learning Brendam will be louder than before with the arrival of American-made tank engines at the very end of "Eighty Feet in the Air".
• In "Whistles and Sneezes", the narration is about to say the boys were as black as the n-word, but gets cut off as the police sting springs its trap.
• This exchange in "Fates, Act One: Visitors" as Gordon is reunited with Abel and Adora:
  James: So, does this mean we're getting kicked out of the sheds, or what?
  Ruby: Oh, shut up, James! You're ruining the moment!