Funny / Skylanders Academy

"This is why we cannot have nice things!"

Season 1:

• Anything involving Kaos and/or Glumshanks, for starters.
  • Kaos apparently has a Skylanders fantasy league. Which also yields one heck of a Funny Moment regarding hobbies...
  Kaos: Don't mock me, Glumshanks. I don't make fun of those stupid little candies you collect.
  Glumshanks: That's my anxiety medication, sir.
  • Kaos having to dress as a gizzard.
  • Both Spyro and Glumshanks randomly calling Kaos "Steve".
• Spyro's reaction to Hugo's fear of sheep: A deadpan "Dude, seek help."
• At one point, Spyro claims "Crackling is my middle name"- Eruptor responds "You told me it was Agnew."
• Spyro's fanboying over Crash Bandicoot during his appearance.
• Eon snatching Jet-Vac's gizzard.

Eon: Didn't see that coming, did you?

Season 2:

• Eon's floating podium has a name: "Edgar Allen Podium."
• Malefor is a villainous dragon who really likes tacos.
• The password to get out of Eon's Relic Room is ''please''. The AI security system was programmed by Hugo.
• In addition, Spyro and Stealth Elf spend a great deal of time trying to escape from the Relic Room before it self-destructs. In reality, there was no self-destruct program. The AI was just trolling them.
• What is Kaos' favorite horror movie? The Un-silence of the Lambs. Which stars a sheep as Hannibal Lecter.

Season 3:

• The episode "Sky Hard" starts with the Skylanders winning the award for "Protectors of the Year" at the 10th annual Skylands Awards, but because they (along with the Skylanders before them) have won the prize every single time, the team cannot care less about it. Reflected in their acceptance speeches.
  Eruptor: This is really a great honor...(yawns)...again.
  Pop Fizz: I'm using the trophies from the first four wins as paperweights, but I guess I can always use another.
  Stealth Elf: To save time, here's my speech from last year. (recording of her voice says "thanks")
  • The only one who takes it seriously is Jet-Vac, who brings a list of everyone he wants to thank. He only announces three names before Dark Spyro cuts him off, claiming it to be the background music.
• The only way to open the vault is for Eon to recite his favourite nursery rhyme:
  Eon: Little Miss Muffet. That poor girl. She just wanted to eat her curds and whey in peace.
  Dark Spyro: I have to say, I prefer "Baa Baa, Black Sheep" myself, but hey, whatever it takes to-
  Eon: [Bleats like a sheep]
  Dark Spyro: Oh no, trigger word! (flies after Eon who skips away) Wait! Just one Little Miss Muffet and then you can go
• The revelation that Eon's vault contains nothing more than a secret beard stash.
• Pretty much the entirety of "Weekend at Eon's."
• Almost anything involving Dark Spyro's various attempts to open the Wumpan Puzzle Box.
  Dark Spyro: You're making it really hard for me to wanna be true of heart!
• At one point, Eon test to see how evil Dark Spyro is by asking him whether he likes beards or mustaches more. When Dark Spyro says mustaches, Eon reacts as though he's been shot in the heart.

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