Funny / Roblox

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For a game platform thriving on Rule of Fun, players like to invoke hilarity and lightheartedness a lot.

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• Many of the descriptions for the official accessories and gear are this.
  • Brown Winter Ski Hat: "It's warm and it's cool. Not like that neon orange hat your grammy made you. That's just itchy."
  • Noob Attack: "ZOMG GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEE!"
  • Attack Doge: So enemies. Much bark. Wow. For those of you that don't speak doge, click on an enemy to send your attack doge after them! His bark is worse than his bite- because he doesn't bite! Wow.
  • Mr. Tentacles: ZOMG WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR HEAD!!!!! ITS OVAR 9000!!!!!!!!!111111111111111 *HEAD EXPLODES FROM EPIKNESS*
    • Cousin Tentacles: He's UNDAR 9000!!!!!!
  • Mr. Bubbles: Nothing is more fun than bubbles. Nothing. Except if you have other things like a ball or a pool or something. All of those things are more fun than bubbles.
  • Fireplace Hat: Your head, your head, your head is on fire!
• Most of the games in the Comedy genre are this.
• Youtuber Micheal P makes satire Roblox videos and occasionally some other things. However, all of them are downright hysterical thanks to his screaming, made ten times better by his faulty microphone.
• NUKE THE WHALES, where you have to blow up whales that fall from the sky. Plus, it's created by a Roblox admin, meant to be Stylistic Suck, and if you think nuking whales is cruel, you can protest against it.
• The death sound. It's more of a kid being punched in the stomach than a sound someone would make when dying.
  • This has made people use it in videos like these.
• The Roblox death animation is quite funny. Your player will lose their accessories, and fall to pieces (literally) like a Lego video game character. The best part is how the player's expression never changes, meaning you'll find a decapitated head with usually a smiley face.
• A random game called the future which has players turn into humanoid-esque things which can either beat other players up or put away boxes. The game is also (most likely on purpose) ridden with bugs, such as being able to fly when picking up objects in a specific way.
• The Roblox Obby Song
  You gotta jump over the blue strips
  You gotta jump over the red squares
  • In this video from the same creator, with more Synchro-Vox and obby satire
  Noob: I liked the part where you, uh, jump over things.
  YEAH!
• This official stop-motion animation, themed after Prison Life, especially at when the prisoner jumps out of the window and lands on a sheriff's car.
• "The Roblox Song" by YouTuber Jeruhmi, where he portrays a boy named Miguel who sings silly lyrics to "Snare Bounce Polka" by Kevin MacLeod, all presented as Stylistic Suck.
  "Hello my Robloxians, I am from Roblox. I play lots of Roblox."
• Pretty much any obby made by Shovelware Studios. As deliberate Stylistic Suck parodies of the poor nature of obbies, they equip the Clickbait Gag and use various pop culture characters and elements in very unusual ways. They're actually Better Than They Sound and most are Nintendo Hard.
  • Despicable Forces. It's a Despicable Me parody of Sonic Forces.
  • Woefully, these games have since then been Screwed by the Lawyers. But thankfull, Shovelware Studios is looking forward to rebuild those with a new coat of paint and way more jabs at the takedowns. Currently the only obby avalible at the moment is Shrunken School Obby, where you work with two agents of the Department of Migating Criminal Activity in order to detain a criminal who reuses movie plots for his crimes. In short, your helping the DMCA file a takedown.
• The trailer for Mining Simulator. A poor Bacon Noob is mining a block and then discovers gold, when suddenly, a rich pro pulls it from his hands. The Bacon pulls out a nuke, lets out an Evil Laugh, and blows up the entire mine. It even won a 2019 Bloxy for Best Game Trailer!
• In Make a Cake: Back for Seconds, you can enter the conveyors and turn yourself into a cake!
  • Also the animations whenever a Robloxian enters a baking station. If they entered the Inferno conveyor, they'll be panicking and waving their hands in the air while on fire. If they entered the Chill conveyor, they'll shiver very violently while coated in snow.
• This conversation between two developers named Younite and The_Frame acting as NPC's during the Egg Hunt 2018 event:
  Younite: ...no, the best anime is definitely the one with the giant head in the ocean!
  The_Frame: Who doesn't love the one with the bounty hunters in space though! You're insane if you don't like that one!
  Younite: Literally only you like that one, The_Frame! Mine is the best.
  Younite: If only we could be more specific about these animes without risking copyright infringement.
• This stop-motion animation using the official toys features a pro player trying to teach a noob how to play Phantom Forces. Hilarity Ensues.
• ALL of Robot 64. For starters, the game's premise is to DESTROY THE SUN WITH ICE CREAM!
• Bus Simulator, where you ride a bus, except the unexpected is expected. Have an imaginary exploiter delete the map, experience broken physics, get chased by the police, whatever!
• The official Roblox Encyclopedia features several noteworthy users. Of special note is the entry detailing user EvilArtist:
  "Creative Community member with a username that's only half true"
• Bee Swarm Simulator has some pretty funny moments.
  • The day that the November 2018 update released, the creator announced in server-wide messages that he would activate Stick Bug Challenge tests periodically so that players could get a feel on what it's like. Then when it looks like he's stopped doing tests due to a lack of server-wide messages...
    Surprise attack
    • Another message boasts about how Stick Bug doesn't stop, and that another test is gonna happen shortly "whether you like it or not".
    • The server-wide message that appeared during another Stick Bug test is "Mandatory Dance Party".
  • The first thing Gifted Riley Bee says when you use a Translator on it? "Get this thing out of my face!!"
    • During the Beesmas event, the Present you give the character in question is a strawberry-scented air freshener. The only problem is that Riley Bee doesn't have a car, and it can't smell the freshener very well where it is, but it still appreciates the gift regardless.
  • "The red and blue dichotomy isn't as interesting as I hoped for. I'll keep trying to differentiate them cause right now they're basically mirror images of eachother. At least it gives some variety on a superficial level! (cough) Ok well let's get back to work."
    • And if you talk to Onett after completing all 5 of his quests:
      "I like honey but I don't like it THAT much."
    • Also, when talking to him with a Present in your inventory, he admits that he is rather slow with updates and is ashamed at how late he's been with the update, and he's only realized just now that he's been twisting a lid he's been trying to pull out for months the wrong way! Poor guy.
    • And the present you give him is a "hastily drawn icon of a Christmas present". In other words, it's nothing. Onett then laments that what he really wants is to take a vacation in January and not think about his game for a month.
• Would You Rather..?, a typical game of "Would You Rather" except you literally do or become what you rather. Hilarity Ensues.
• One of the monsters in The Scary School is a Megalodon playing "Baby Shark" in low pitch. Now that's some Lightmare Fuel.
• Beeism's then-upcoming game Farmoji allows you to have a cow help you fertilise your crops. As in, a cow in a tiny biplane flies over your field with another cow hanging underneath it by holding onto a rope and shaking a bag of fertiliser.
• This stunt a player pulled on an official ROBLOX livestream during a visit to a Wheel of Fortune tribute. Refuge in Audacity indeed.
• The "Throw away the burger" ending in hamburger. It has to be seen to be believed. The Burger Bites Back.
  Soon to be dead Player: "OH MY GOD! WAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
• THIS IS NO SIMULATOR manages to be a nice game and a satire of Roblox game development in which the player has to argue with the Deadpan Snarker Narrator. Honorable mention goes to when you try to force the Narrator to create a simulator for you. They reluctantly try, and the game ends up crashing.
• Horror games on the platform, especially older ones, are prone to Nightmare Retardant if their max player counts in the servers are sufficiently large. Examples include:
  • Going in and out of a scary pop-up and listening as the game desperately tries to play 10 scare chords at once.
  • Using the e/dance emotes in a room full of creepy decals.
  • Dancing in scary moments/places in general.
  • Trying to flirt with randomly appearing ghosts.
  • Making jokes about the pictures used in the scary pop ups.
• In Welcome to Farmtown! 2, "camping" near the Giving Tree's cooldown shield or even trying to chop the Tree down will cause you to explode and be killed.
• "ever camping game ever" is a parody of the Camping-inspired trend, in which the player is led to a "safe" house by a feminine-faced Bacon, ends up losing their left leg when attempting to break out of the suddenly shut door, is encountered by the "green screen man" who threatens to kill them and their family and then spazzes out when the player escapes, and the player and Bacon explode when the Bacon doesn't believe the player.
  • The update adds two endings, which both are good and result from both shooting the "green screen man" and refusing to do so.
• Meta example: The Adopt Me team once banned a Youtuber for scamming viewers in his videos. The catch? They banned him in the middle of a live stream. Watch the moment here.
  Scammer: But all you have to do guys, uh... immediately ends the stream
• Hospital Nightmare 3 is an otherwise scary game (which has however aged considerably) that has two humorous things about it. One - there is a "pole" on the Extra Club stage, whose presence is humorous if only for the sheer fact that this is a ROBLOX game - and two - everything in the Extra Club went to shit while you were taking a leak.
• "get a snack at 4 am" involves a premise of getting something to eat at 4 AM and features Multiple Endings depending on your actions in which can be humorous if it results with the Player Character doing something stupid that may result in their own downfall.
  "Toothpaste" Ending: Don't consume toothpaste.
  "Ultra Death" Ending: Orange juice and toothpaste is bad. ^NoteSomewhat Truth in Television despite it's Played for Laughs in-game. For those who don't know; consuming orange juice after brushing your teeth will make the drink taste very bitter due to the toothpaste containing sodium laureth sulfate (SLS) which is also used for shampoos and detergents. As the result, your taste buds won't be able to pick sweet flavors due to the said ingredient hence why it tastes so bad if you don't wait for 30 minutes after brushing.
  "Epic Breakfast" Ending: This is something you'd eat while gaming.
  "Flooded" Ending: You caused a catastrophic disaster.
  • Also, you can actually get caught by your dad if you eat the chips in the kitchen (unless if you eat them in your bedroom, though) which results in a Nonstandard Game Over:
  Dad: You woke me up. I could hear you opening and eating the chips!
  • Or alternatively:
  Dad (If the Player eats the chips in the bathroom): Did you really try to eat loudly in the room I'm sleeping in?
  "Chips" Ending: Dad got mad.
• "Break In" is a Lightmare Fuel version of The Purge, but what really places the game on this list is during the Metaverse Champions Event, players were tasked to paint graffiti art around their house. One of the graffiti art the player can make is titled "AJ Sucks". Naturally, when the player finishes all five graffiti art, AJ Striker appears and has him holding himself down in shame ^note a reference to how AJ Striker lost 2nd place to Fey Yoshida during the 2nd week of Metaverse Champions while a minion is seen trying to spray Scary Larry's name on a garage.
• Humorously enough, AJ Striker would later return the favor when he recognizes who's been invading Cyber City in Tower Defense Simulator, which happens to be none other than Fey Yoshida. His reaction also happens to be over-the-top.
• In Tix Factory Tycoon, if you enter a certain location, there is a Jump Scare... of a Tix, complete with a text-to-speech voice saying "Tix".
• While it's unfortunately no longer available to play, "Find The Gummy Bears! (100)" had a lot of hilarious dialogue, both in-game and in badge descriptions. Case in point:
  Anime Master Gummy Bear Description: Time to charge my power up for seven episodes.
  • The fact that there are such gummy bears like the Nicolas Cage Gummy Bear (which is simply a red gummy bear with Cage's face) counts. He also speaks in Purple Prose when you encounter him.
• Many disasters one can experience in the Survive the Disasters series of games can be this. For instance, you may be attacked by aggressive Cookie Monsters or instantly killed by giant wacky hats that fall out of the sky. The type of disasters depends on the game they're in (the original or unofficial games), so various disaster-type games will likely have at least one disaster that is either bizarre or funny.
• "NEED MORE HEAT"
  • The entire game. You basically have to make yourself hot to fake a fever to avoid school. Hilarity Ensues.
    • At first, the objectives are realistic, such as turning on every light in your room. But it soon escalates to absurdity once you play more through the game, such as burning down the forest and calling over a dragon to burn your house down. all because you don't want to go to school.
    • What's the last objective? Pull the Sun into the Earth with a rope. That's right You pull the Sun into the Earth with a rope.
  • The hilariously exaggerated formality the protagonist gives when talking to his father.
  • The fact that you have to summon a DEMON of all things to fill your pool with lava.

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