That's not very ladylike, Mina…
In the rowdy halls of the Maximus Institute of Texas, you're bound to find a whole deal of trouble. Might wanna cover your naughty bits by the time you're done reading!
(Page is currently a WIP.)
General
- Pretty much anytime someone gets hit 'tween the legs or gets a taste of the almighty ¡El Boob! Bonus points if it happens to be Mai or Mina that's the recipient.
Porkchop 'n Flatscreen!
Episode 1 — Ninjas in the Classroom! Don't Blow our Cover!
- Mai's Establishing Character Moment has her doing target practice with a shuriken on a nearby tree, only for Ayane to take her shurikens and tell her that, being ninjas in the class room, they shouldn't have shurikens on them at all. Mai's response? Flip the Bird at Ayane. Ayane's response to that? Glomp the shit out of her until she relents!
- As the two girls are introducing themselves to their class at MIT (no, not that one), we're likewise introduced to Mina… who is fast asleep until her own drool falls on her nose and jolts her awake, casuing her to fall on her back!
- In the hallway, Nutt is vandalizing the restrooms by way of Mustache Vandalism… and then proceeds to switch the signs around for good measure.
- Ayane is smitten for Bobby at first sight, so much so that she stands next to him when he's at his locker grabbing a book. Bobby, unamused, just opens his locker again to ignore her, but when he closes it, Ayane vanishes. He does the same again and she reappears, hearts still in her eyes. He does it one more time, for good measure, only to find Mouse instead!
- Right as Mouse dances off and carries on with her day (with Bobby looking on in confusion) does Ayane catch Bobby with his pants down and scares him senseless!
- Meanwhile, Mai is having a bit of a dilemma; since Nutt switched the signs earlier, she tries to guess which one's the right bathroom… she peeks into one to find it empty. Then, she proceeds to go into the stalls to be sure. Who does she happen to find? Mina reading a yaoi manga, with a cigarette in her mouth! Catfight ensues as Mina mistakes Mai for a guy!
- After Bobby manages to catch Ayane from falling to her death, Ayane checks to see if he's okay. Ayane, having a crush on Bobby, proceeds to have a brief daydream about him as she leans in for a kiss… only to be interrupted by glass shards from the window she broke earlier! Cue Tom's scream as Ayane runs off in pain!
- At one point during their bout on the roof, Mina manages to put out one of Mai's bombs simply by kicking the fuse. Mai takes a moment to clap at her achievement. Right as Mina thinks she has Mai, however, two more bombs fall right out of the former's chest and blow up in her face! Mina's dawning look before they blow up says it all.
- Right as Mai is about to go for the kill, we cut to the roof exterior, seemingly for a Gory Discretion Shot… only to find Mai in a very pained expression as, by sheer accident, Mina kicks her square in the family jewels!
- Not satisfied, Mina decides to give Mai several more direct kicks to the groin, feeling that something is off. Sure enough, when she puts two and two together, she realizes her mistake as she finds out the hard way that Mai is, in fact, a girl!
- Just for good measure, Mina rips open Mai's top to check if she has any breasts, even pulling out a magnifying glass to find them!
- After they get home from school, we find Ayane still bleeding from the glass shards on her head and Mai utterly dumbfounded by what transpired with her and Mina's first (of many) bouts. Mai was so dumbfounded, in fact, that she never bothered to cover up her chest (though given how flat-chested and androgynous she is, it's likely the bus driver mistook her for a guy as Mina did).
- One seagull manages to mistake Mai's, er… peas for worms and gets hungry! Cue the rest of the flock dive-bombing Mai as she makes a run for it!
Episode 2 — Blackmail! The Princess and the Knight!note
- The episode kicks off by Mai casually working out on the roof… only for her to slip on her own sweat and into a Face Plant.
Episode 3 — Crazy Like a Fox, Cute as a Mouse!note
- To be added
Episode 4 — He's the Dream she won't remember when she Opens her Eyesnote
- Even in an episode as somber as this one, there's still some laughs to be had. Such is the case with the expected nut shot, as Mina lands right on Bobby's one-eyed monster after breaking her fall.
- As he's carrying Mina home, Bobby collapses from exhaustion and tips over a bike… cue an angry biker (whose belly tattoo matches with the decal on his bike's gas tank) crashing through the wall of the nearby biker bar with the most comically pissed off look on his face!
- Also - note that the bar in question is literally called "Bad Biker Bar". In case it wasn't obvious that the guy's bad news.
- Bobby's derpy face as the biker is looming over him also deserves a mention. Not how he saw his day going, to say the least…
- As poor Bobby is getting the life choked out of him for a misunderstanding, Mina is sound asleep like a kitten on the floor. Her buns are even shaped like cat ears to drive the point home!
- During the altercation above, Mina's yaoi manga falls off her pocket, where the biker just so happens to step on it. When she notices her damaged manga on the floor under his foot, she gets quite upset and kicks the biker into another biker's, well… bike.
- From there, said biker tries to attack Mina, only for Bobby to hold him off. Mina promptly mounts Bobby and kicks the poor bastard square in the chin… knocking over the entire bar's bikes! Uh-oh…
- What does Mina do in response to the entire gang of supremely pissed off bikers that are ready to rip her and Bobby to shreds? Three words — Kiss. My. Lips. It's even the page image, as shown above!
- Bobby's look after Mina's taunt above can only mean one thing - they. Are. Screwed.
- Angela Rose makes her debut in this episode, being enough of a Reasonable Authority Figure to break up the fight so that her and Mina settle their differences like women. …Not before taking a potshot at Mina's small bust, that is.
- Mina's and Angela's fight is amusing purely because of how utterly one-sided it is! All Angela does is stomp on a loose floorboard and break Mina's taco… then, she picks her up, smacks her ass like a petulant toddler, tosses her in a garbage can, and kicks her down the hill!
- It might seem downright horrifying for Bobby to witness Mina being ran over by a truck… but thankfully she's okay. Unfortunately, her skirt isn't and, well… she asks Bobby for his pants. Bobby, of course, declines. Cue Mina tackling him to the floor like an angry cat (completely bottomless, mind you), yowling sound included.
- As Bobby and Mina are heading back to school, the latter is wearing the former's pants (which she successfully took from the him, leaving him in nothing but his underwear), and the two are waiting at a bus stop. As the bus arrives and the door opens, Bobby's pants fall right off of Mina (since they're obviously too big for her), briefly exposing her lady bits (it's censored for the audience, of course) to the driver. She manages to pull them up as quickly as they fall, but the driver has none of it and takes off. Right after, Mina remembers she rolled around in the trash can, prompting her to puke on the spot. What a day.
Chubby Mermaid
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