In "Furniture", when Navaan and a guy disguised as a statue are bound to chairs and held prisoners, she knocks herself and the guy over in an attempt to bite through his ropes, then shuffles over to him and bites off a part of his robe.
Statue: Are we escaping here or having sex? Navaan:(mouth full of cock) Ffex. Leff difficulc.
Beot. Did you just confuse Cthulhu?
The Incense of Wisdom
Chemist 1: I've devised an "incense of bad decisions"! Chemist 2: Why have you labelled it "incense of wisdom"? Chemist 1: ...I don't know.
A fortuneteller has reduced her Tarot deck to "The Lovers" and "Death" for efficiency— one doesn't want to waste a portentous moment on the Three of Cups or something. Three guesses what card the customer pulls.
Also somehow the guy knows how a jism tastes. Let that sink in.
The ending of Survivor. Kronar gets mocked to his face for "going soft" when he leaves a survivor to speak of his deeds... cut away to a couple of people wondering what could have caused such carnage.
Son of Kronar. The unthinkable has happened. Kronar's son was born female. With a heavy heart, he casts the newborn into the wolf pit, only to find that she has ripped the wolves to pieces with her bare hands. The astonished Kronar, for the first time in his life, sheds a tear.
The Knobguy Saga. What happens when you have a cock that makes anything (read: any actual THING, including inanimate) orgasm instantly?
Remains of the Day. Curse Spectre's maniacal laughter reveals that the plan the whole time was evidently cursing a man so his jizz will magically land on the face of whoever he thinks of as he orgasms, so he thinks about Curse Spectre whenever he has sex, so he becomes sexually attracted to skulls, so he goes to an erotic club that caters to that fetish, so he'll discover that it's severely overpriced.
Gravity Loves Masonry. A monster working in a dungeon warns adventurers that a door is booby-trapped to drop a large amount of rocks on people who open it. When one adventurer doubts the generosity of the warning, the monster explains that he's the poor sap who has to reset the trap afterwards.
"Associate Membership" has a blood cult using a Honey Trap to find sacrifices — free hot sex with the catch that anyone still engaged in the pleasure at sunrise becomes their victim (it's implied that they can cause the sun to rise early). Their latest victim turns out to be a vampire, who bursts into flames at dawn while inside one of the cultists. Their solution? Offer free garlic bread too.
And apparently this isn't the first time that's happened.
Servant: Will that be all the riding for the day, sir?
In the strip "Hardwood," a man selling crystal balls performs a sex act on a Chest Monster to prove to his skeptical customer that his product really can predict the future. The real joke is the end:
Customer: In the prophecy it was the big mahagony one.
Seller:(understandably pissed) Why would you not say that before I started?
"In Summary": A guy makes a speech defending himself at his trial by explaining that the only way society could trust and respect him is if he seduced, murdered and ate people. The jury cheers for him and carries him off on their shoulders... to a gallows.
Upcycling has Sun Tzu trying to sell a sequel to The Art of War (Sun Tzu), "Art of War 2: Crafts of War". Ideas include hanging plant pots made from human skulls and stuffed animals made out of the banners of defeated enemies and stuffed with their hair ("Mr. Soft Owl has seen some shit").
Emperor: Have you lost your mind?
Sun Tzu: I thought I had another book in me but I was wrooong.
Funny enough to get a Shout-Out in World of Warcraft.So... thirsty...