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The closest thing we have to main characters note
Ivan
- The Apprentice: Joined up with The Mistress to learn magic. Turns out he's not the first—she never teaches them actual magic and just gets off by tormenting them.
- Cosmic Plaything: Enforced by The Mistress, of course, but even when he temporarily escapes the castle nothing at all goes right for him and he ends up right back where he started.
- Masturbation Means Sexual Frustration: In his case it does, since a major hobby of The Mistress is to arouse him and then not let him get off. However once she knows he's doing this, she makes it so his jizz comes to life as a "cumsprite" to inform her that he's doing something he's not allowed to. Notably this is the very first comic.
- Put on a Bus: Gets put in a magic-induced coma after the Guilt Lizard arc and hasn't been seen since.
Navaana
- Of Corsets Sexy: Typically wears one over her jumpsuit
- Facial Markings: Has a triangle over each cheek, pointing inward.
- Our Vampires Are Different: Hoo boy. This one is a sexually inexperienced (at first) black woman who claims to be a doctor despite having no medical skill and a detective despite not knowing what is and is not a crime. She displays zero common vampire powers other than the fangs and zero weaknesses other than sunlight.
- Quack Doctor: Seriously this woman has no idea what she's doing, but she still charges. Shades of Obscene OB-GYN since she usually uses sex (often with herself) as a solution to ailments.
- Sexy Whatever Outfit: During the interrogation portion of the "Fun God" arc, she dressed up in one to seduce the perp. Only problem is she and the monks and very little time to find anything to use. She goes with "Fruit Viking"...and then with "Sexy Ghoul" just to do it again for more info. She pointedly did not go with Bedsheet Ghost or "Hat Rack"
Greir
- Butch Lesbian: Other than her long hair, anyway. She has only been shown willing to have sex with woman...and even then, only for a price.
- Cutting the Knot: Does this in her first story, sexually satisfying the Snow Queen (who is freezing cold and thus harms anyone who tries to have sex with her) by donning a thick coat and using a strap-on.
Vanka
Kronar
Recurring Characters
Oglaf
- Advertised Extra: Shares his name with the comic (whether or not it's named after him is unclear), but only appears in a handful of strips and hasn't been seen in years.
- The Chosen One: Apparently is this, but for what, exactly, is never revealed.
The Mistress
- Bad Boss: Mostly to Ivan, but she sometimes goes after other minions.
- Evil Redhead: And how!
- Sorcerous Overlord: Her magical power is often implied to be very mighty, though mostly she uses it for sexual reasons. We do eventually se her use it to collapse a tunnel.
- Stripperiffic: She may have an Unlimited Wardrobe but none of it leaves anything to the imagination.
- Villainous Friendship: With Sandoval, despite their differing ideas on tormenting Ivan.
Sandoval
Ambassador of Xoan. Very into Ivan
- "Ass" in Ambassador: Not towards the Mistress, but he's one hell of a libertine
The Snow Queen
The Dwarves
Curse Wraith
King Blowjob
Gods
God
Devil
Sithrak
