Funny / New Life SMP

Since this is a Moments page, all spoilers are unmarked.

Given this is a Minecraft SMP featuring various people swapping origins whenever they die, there are bound to be a few goofs here and there.

General/Multi-Perspective

• The May 29th livestreams:
  • After an incident involving Jimmy and the glitched infinite levitation geysers at Martyn's base, Martyn tests out his ice-dropping power on Jimmy, which almost kills him. Jimmy's response is to launch a piece of TNT there, and Martyn accuses Jimmy of defiling his land for doing so. Then things take a very sudden and unexpected turn:
    Jimmy: I'll defile them. I'll defile you and the lands.
    Scott: You'll do WHAT?!
  • Scott, Martyn, and fWhip start discussing if Jimmy actually lived up to his origin as a 'Bad Guy', which quickly devolves into the former Mean Gills making a Hurricane of Puns by swapping in words that rhyme with 'bad'.
  • Halfway through the pun-fest, Martyn jokes about his inventory being full and him needing "a bag, guys"… somehow prompting Scott to say that there's "a type of guy only [he] can be" and no one else in the group is allowed to say — and he can't say either because of the streaming platform TOS.
    • Martyn doesn't get it at first, but Jimmy does, to which he's jokingly called out for doing so. In Jimmy's defense, it's not like he hasn't seen this joking-threat before.
• Like a long-standing tradition, it takes less than a week for Jimmy to get pranked:
  • Martyn, with Sausage tagging along, uses pink concrete and custom paintings to build a "Bad Guy Timmy" Ken doll box on his front yard.
    He's convinced himself there's nothing more to "being bad" other than throwing a few bombs and getting your whole three chest hairs out on display..
    [Other toys in the series include] Sheriff* and Mr. Gaming*
    * Each sold separately, but honestly, one's enough
    © Philzer's Fridge Freezers
    • While Martyn had no idea beforehand, Dream SMP fans find it quite funny that Philza actually has an affinity with refrigerators, at least in one telling of the backstories…
  • After Jimmy's first official death, Scar places in an order for one of these "Bad Guy Timmy" toys; Martyn responds by not only making him one with custom paintings, but updating the doll box to replace Mr. Gaming with Jimmy's new status as "Good Guy". Jimmy is not amused, but Scar and fWhip? Very much so.
  • In a later livestream, Martyn and Sausage make a second toy box, this time a Funko Pop replica, and stand in it while dressed up as "Good Guy" to sell the ruse. The back of the box even made all of Jimmy's origins "collectibles"! Even Jimmy seems to find it Actually Pretty Funny from how impressive it is.
• While looking to track down Callum's base in revenge for him killing one of the Colins, Scott recruits Martyn to be his lawyer against Callum's lawsuit against him, while also saying Callum wouldn't be allowed to sue him until July because it's Pride month (i.e. June) at the time of the episode.
  Martyn: Yeah, gotcha, yeahyeah, it's– um, it's Clause B Section 17, I think for that.
  Scott: Yeah, "Gays can do crimes in June."
• On one occasion, Martyn renames Jimmy's waystone "Toys R Us" during a livestream. He does not take it well.
  Jimmy: Technically, this is Martyn's waystone, because he put it down, alright?
  Martyn: (overlapping) My heart is poundin'.
  Jimmy: Alright? And he has named it... (checks waystone) You... You son of a–
  Martyn: (starts laughing and teleports away using said waystone)
• When Star Pearl visits Sausage after her first death, Sausage quickly starts drawing comparisons between her yellow sparkles and urine. Naturally, Pearl eventually responds by running into and around his house and pointing out his "piss-coloured bed". It's unknown how this got past editing (in both perspectives, no less), but one may argue Pearl being Australian might be a factor.^note Pearl Episode 4; Sausage Episode 6.

fWhip

• Throughout much of his 1st episode, fWhip gets distracted by the sheer variety of modded decor items. He summarizes:
  fWhip: Welcome to "fWhip plays modded Minecraft and looks at every single item ever and just goes, (excited Gasp!)"

Gem

• In her 1st episode, Gem only starts building her cottage halfway through the episode after playing around with the Create mod to make automated farms and other equipment, because "if I don't get to building soon, Scott's gonna think I'm griefing his server."
• While playing with the Slime origin from her 6th episode onward, Gem's split-off Slimes receive their own death-messages of "GeminiTay (insert death method here)", due to them being name-tagged as her IGN. This quickly results in some odd death messages in the chat every so often.

Jimmy

• The first origin Jimmy gets is the Bad Guy origin. What does he do with this? Put on a pair of sunglasses, ripped jeans, and what looks like half a shirt to show off his "buffness". It is very evident that this man has not recovered from his shirtless villain arc in Empires Season 2.
• Meanwhile, the rest of the server hasn't recovered from Empires Season 2 either, to Jimmy's dismay.
  Jimmy: I'm not Ken! I'm not! I'm not a toy! I left this in Empires! I left this in Empires!

Martyn

• Episode 1:
  • After seeing an icy mountain range, Martyn accidentally freezes himself in his excitement.
  • While collecting asurine, a type of blue stone from the Create mod, from a cliff-side, the time skip is indicated with a Spongebob-style time card:
    Imitated narrator voice: A long pain in the As…urine later…
• Episode 5: At the start of the episode, Martyn responds to the audience that his then 3-year-old daughter Amelia, who had made a voice-only appearance at the end of his previous episode, was not actually a sweetheart as everyone commented; he "proves" this by recounting one time she insinuated how pale his skin was, while protesting that he has a "monitor tan" in real life.
  • Also during the recounting sequence, the stick puppet flashback features Amelia Playing Catch with the Old Man with what looks suspiciously like Apollo's dodgeball.
  • Oh, and just after Amelia's comment, her stick puppet is depicted to be briefly wearing a pair of sunglasses like she just delivered a sweet burn to her icy dad.
• Episode 10: After Jimmy kidnaps one of the Colins and renames it 'Bob A', Martyn decides to get his sweet revenge by:
  1. Demolishing Jimmy's igloo holiday home with a drill; and
  2. Kidnapping Jimmy's horse Bullseye as a "trade of goods" (and renaming it "Bool Psy"), complete with the entire stable.

Owen as Sparrow

• Episode 4:
  • After restarting his camera to film his recounting of how he became a hybrid at the push of a button, Sparrow pushes a random birch button he placed on the block he's standing on, finds out he can gain redstone dust on it, and immediately gets distracted by this new ability. He gets so distracted that it takes Scott stopping by for a visit and physically breaking the button for him to snap out of it, and by that point, he already has at least 7 stacks of redstone dust in his inventory.
  • Sparrow then borrows Scott's enchanted diamond axe to remove the corrosion from himself, and proceeds to claim it broke. This doesn't work.
  • After ignoring Martyn's billboard at his starter camp for a long while, Sparrow accidentally scans the QR code on the billboard with the cameras in-built to his eyes and immediately gets jumpscared by the very loud commercial linked to it.

Scott

• Episode 10: While passing by Scar's airport base, Sparrow is completely baffled by not just the fact it exists, but the sheer size of it. That part is in Owen's video as well, but it cuts out Sparrow's comments while examining how big the entire base is.
  Sparrow: Oh my– (muttering) Alright… Compensating for Something…

Seapeekay

• Episode 1: While a disgruntled Callum is touring the server to see if he's truly the only one without powers, Sausage welcomes him to his "tiny" starter house. As one might expect from Mythical J. Sausage, the "tiny" starter house (by his standards) is almost as tall as the fir trees around it, and proudly displays several Create mod mechanisms like windmills on it.
• Episode 3: After Scott kills a large number of infinitely-spawning pigs on an island near Callum's house in a livestream for server maintenance purposes, Callum decides to sue him for causing mass panic (to himself), 125 counts of murder, "[s]howing no emotion towards the animals that i cared deeply about", and of all things, having a Scottish accent.
  Callum: Not sure [if] I can sue him for the last one, but I thought while we're gonna go to court, might as well throw it in.

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