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For a game that is gory and disgusting, Killing Floor 2 still retains the humour from its predecessor.


  • The sounds the Cysts make, just listen here
    "Sounds like Yoda on some messed up drugs"
  • One of the major things in the character bios is "Birth Sign." Mr. Foster lists his as simply "Dosh"
  • There are custom messages for players killed by specific Zeds. The one for the Bloat is hilariously disgusting:
    [Player] has drowned in bodily fluids.
  • Rather often when husks or bloats get involved, they may hit another zed with their flamethrower or their vomit attacks. (Much more often seen when the Husk uses it's close range flamethrower attack.) When this happens and the attacked zed survives, it's not uncommon for the zeds to drop what they are doing (Even if they were in grabbing range of a player) and attack the zed who burned or vomited on them. Sometimes this winds up just being another target for the husk or bloat to cut down... but if it happens to be a scrake or fleshpound...
  • The expanded character roster is complimented by each character having unique lines (instead of sharing the same voice packs), and each character having about 15-20 minutes worth of unique dialogue compared to the seven minutes of shared dialgoue in Killing Floor 1. Some of the highlights:
    (When another player abandons the team) "Well- Screw you then, asshole!"
    (When another player is killed): "He was gonna lend me some music! Damn."
    (When seeing an enemy): "Looks like a boy band. Stomp them."
    (When an enemy retreats): "HA! Is that a zed, or a chicken?!"
    (When an enemy retreats): "Frightened of a GIRL, coward?!"
    (When an enemy retreats): ""
    (Tossing out money): "Money, money, money!"
    (Commenting on another player maxing out on promotions): "Nailed the top grade, eh? Horzine must think your farts smell like rose, mate."
    (When fighting in a cave): "Better not be any bats. I hate bats."
    (When fighting in a cold location): "I'm freezing my nads off here..."
    (When an enemy retreats): "Where's that one going? Do I stink or something?"
    (When tossing money): "MONEY FIIIIGHT!!!"
    (When tossing money): "MONEY TIDAL-WAVE!!!"
    (When tossing money): "PARTY TIME!!!"
    (When tossing money): "CASH HOOOUUUR!!!"
    (When tossing money): "See my money carpet? Ahahaha!"
    (When tossing money): "Tasteless displays of wealth, anyone?"
    (When tossing money): "WOOHOO, we're swimming in cash!"
    (When trying to heal someone who's trying to move): "Don't move, you idiot!"
    (When trying to heal someone who's trying to move): "This isn't the dance floor, stay still!"
    (Commenting on another player maxing out on promotions and resets): "WOW!! You're officially perfect!"
    (Commenting on another player maxing out on promotions and resets): "You maxed out your grade reset! (Beat) That makes you a little bit scary. Just sayin'."
    (Commenting on another player maxing out on promotions and resets): "No more resets for you, Mr. 'Body Is My Killing Temple'."
    (When a horde is trying to break down a door): "MAN, they hate that door!"
    (When a horde is trying to break down a door): "Yeah! They HATE locked doors!"
    (When breaking a door open): "Can opener time!"
    (When breaking a door open): "It's just like a herring can!"
    (When shooting an enemy): "Gun-Bam Style!"
    (When electrocuting an enemy): "Suck on some amps!"
    (When electrocuting an enemy): "Look! I'm a power player!"
    (When burning an enemy): "Hot stuff on the dance floor!"
    (When freezing an enemy): "Chill out, ugly!"
    (When freezing an enemy): "ICED!"
    (Commenting on another player continuing to hit a dead enemy): "Uh... I think you got it."
    (When killing a large enemy): "Took long enough!!"
    (When the only player in a game): "This is all you, Skully! Chicks are gonna be all, (Hilariously bad impression of a girl) 'Skully, you rock!'"
    (When poisoning an enemy): "Ah, ya hate a guy who can't handle his drugs!"
    (When seeing an enemy): "Now that's... a face for radio."
    (When seeing an enemy): "Aw, you lost freak? You need me to kill you? Ok!"
    (When seeing an enemy): "Hey, why don't I kill you, and make the world a better place?"
    (When seeing an enemy): "Man, have you seen yourself in a mirror? Wait, better not - trust me!"
    (When another player abandons the team): "You want diapers, coward?!"
    (When another player abandons the team): "Talk about a yellow steak!"
    (When another player abandons the team): "Yeah! See ya, LOSER!"
  • If the player takes the time to read the "Containment Breach Emergency Procedures" signs on the Biotics Lab map they can find a few gems.
    In Case Of Breach:
    1: Run for your life.
    2: No, seriously. Run for your life. Run now.
    3: (Illegible)
    4: Pray to whatever god you follow that you make it out of this mess unscathed.
  • The Anouncer of the Summer Sideshow Trailer. It's really hilarious especially on how he slowly begins to panic on the insanity and how unsafe the carnival is. A pretty good subversion of the unbelievably non-nonchalant announcers when it comes to Amusement parks in these kinds of games.
    Announcer: And Pop the... Clot? Is that a real head?
    Announcer: Why does the monkey have a chainsaw!?
    Announcer: Why do you need a shotgun at a carnival!?
  • The Tiny Terror Weekly Outbreak is probably the best thing this game has made. Take a look for yourself.
  • The Patriarch hosts the new endless mode and spouts several funny lines expressing his annoyance, frustration, anger, amusement and seething rage that you haven't died yet:
    (Players approach the Trader Pod) I dunno why I gave you money... spend it, or whatever.
    (Players approach the Trader Pod) Don't bleed on the Pod. It was hard to steal this many.
    (Killing a Boss) Someone's wearing their big boy pants... or big girl pants... I don't judge.
    (Killing a Boss) Try to stay alive until you meet one of my clones. Hans and I have a bet to see who'll kill you first.
    (Killing a Boss) I'm going to rip out your intestines and wear them for garters! ...yes, I wear garters. So what??
    (Using the Trader Pod) Keep using the Pod, I'll see if I can get your fingers stuck in it.
    (Using the Trader Pod) Harsh language isn't enough. You need to buy ammo.
    (Using the Trader Pod) Armor will help you keep your insides inside. Most people prefer that.
    (Successfully securing an area) The area is secure. You get a gold star... want a hug to go with it?
  • Hans takes over as the TRADER Pod operator on Monster Ball, and he's every bit as hilarious as the Patriarch is.
    (Wave ends) Ooooh, such big weapons! Are you compensating for something?
    (Next wave about to start) Ten seconds until the pod closes, piggies! NO TIME FOR BARGAIN HUNTING!
    (Scrake kills) This is why I always buy chainsaws in bulk. (aside) Manfred, order more chainsaws!
    (Scrake kill) That scrake had a limp. The other zeds called him "limpy". His death is a blessing to us all.
    (Took no damage during wave) Manfred, run diagnostic level three. Three, ja. I want to know how these idiots keep surviving.
    (Using the trader pod when low on ammo) Is that your plan? Run out of ammo, then die painfully? (Beat) I like this plan!
    (Earning the most dosh in a wave) Don't share all that dosh, you earned it! Keep it for yourself! Let your friends DIE HORRIFIC DEATHS IN POVERTY!
    (Fleshpound kills; angrily) Do you know the biomass needed to create a Fleshpound?! No, of course not, you just like wasting my resources!
    (Also Fleshpound kills) Yes, the high point of your life, you survived. What an accomplishment. NOT! ...Is saying "not" still a thing? (pause) I miss The '90s...
    (Boss kill in endless) I have a lot of places to go! Please DIE when it's convenient! Or inconvenient! I don't care!
    (Successfully defending a Stand Your Ground area) No zeds broke through the perimeter! I am impressed! (suddenly sounding nauseous) And a bit sick. Your success is revolting.

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