Funny / Injustice 2 – Pre-Match Intros

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Intros

• Supergirl vs. Catwoman
  Supergirl: Make any big scores lately?
  Catwoman: (smugly) Just Batman's heart.
  Supergirl: (audibly nauseated) Hold on, I'm gonna barf...
• Supergirl vs. Batman
  Supergirl: Hard to tell, but you look grumpy.
  Batman: Kryptonians give me headaches.
  Supergirl: You're in for a doozy.
• Atrocitus vs. Supergirl
  Atrocitus: You could wear a Red Ring...
  Supergirl: Red jewelry's kinda for old ladies.
  Atrocitus: MOCK ME AT YOUR PERIL!
• Supergirl vs. Atrocitus
  Supergirl: You gonna spit up on me, Atrocitus?
  Atrocitus: Irritating female...
  Supergirl: Y'know who else does that? Babies!
• Bane vs. Harley Quinn
  Bane: I will destroy you with one hand.
  Harley Quinn: What's the other one gonna be doing?
  Bane: Silence, clown!
• Blue Beetle vs. Harley Quinn
  Blue Beetle: Shall we duel, Your Highness?
  Harley Quinn: How about slaps and tickles at ten paces?!
  Blue Beetle: Just my luck... freak of nature...
• Harley Quinn vs. Wonder Woman
  Harley Quinn: How's it feel being the villain?
  Wonder Woman: You're the villain, Quinn.
  Harley Quinn: The lady's crazier than I am!
• Supergirl vs. Supergirl
  Supergirl 1: Do I actually have a sister?!
  Supergirl 2: Pfft, as if.
  Supergirl 1: How dare you get my hopes up!
• Supergirl vs. Supergirl, again
  Supergirl 1: Kara Zor-El?
  Supergirl 2: Who wants to know?
  Supergirl 1: Kara Zor-El.
• Supergirl vs. Supergirl, yet again
  Supergirl 1: What's your deal?
  Supergirl 2: I'm Supergirl! You playing dress-up?
  Supergirl 1: More like...beat-em-up!
• Supergirl vs. Power Girl
  Supergirl: What's your deal?
  Power Girl: I'm Power Girl! Playing dress-up?
  Supergirl: More like...beat-em-up!
• Blue Beetle vs. Batman
  Blue Beetle: It's Beetle versus Bat!
  Batman: Bats eat beetles.
  Blue Beetle: ...that escalated quickly.
• Atrocitus vs. Blue Beetle
  Atrocitus: You are a bug, Blue Beetle...
  Blue Beetle: Whatever you say, cat lady!
  Atrocitus: DEX-STARR SHALL GNAW ON YOUR BONES!
• Superman vs. Blue Beetle
  Superman: Are you sure about this?
  Blue Beetle: Nope, but I'm here.
  Superman: I'll give you points for honesty.
• Green Arrow vs. Firestorm
  Green Arrow: So, has Bruce ever sat you down for... the talk?
  Firestorm: How young do you think I am?
  Green Arrow: Not that talk, Firestorm.
• Green Arrow vs. Catwoman
  Green Arrow: Aww nuts, I forgot my spray bottle!
  Catwoman: [rolls eyes] Hilarious, Ollie.
  Green Arrow: [smirks] I know.
• Blue Beetle vs. Supergirl
  Blue Beetle: I'm no fan of hitting girls.
  Supergirl: Heh, you'll be lucky to tickle me.
  Blue Beetle: Yep, I kinda would be.
  • Becomes a Brick Joke in the following clash dialogue:
  Supergirl: Still trying to tickle me?
  Blue Beetle: Haha... yeah.
• Captain Cold vs. Doctor Fate
  Captain Cold: Doctor.
  Doctor Fate: Captain.
  Captain Cold: Just need a priest and we can walk into a bar.
  • This one is particularly funny if the fight starts in the Ace o' Clubs bar.
• Doctor Fate vs. Captain Cold
  Doctor Fate: Part of you is still good, Captain Cold.
  Captain Cold: Yeah, my trigger finger!
  Doctor Fate: ...Hmm, perhaps I was wrong.
• Batman vs Poison Ivy
  Poison Ivy: Selina's billionaire sugar daddy.
  Batman: Green with jealousy?
  Poison Ivy: Don't flatter yourself.
  • Even funnier when it's noticed that Batman doesn't deny this accusation at all.
• Harley Quinn vs Poison Ivy
  Harley Quinn Doctor Isley.
  Poison Ivy: Doctor Quinzel.
  Harley Quinn: Ooh, I love it when we play "doctor".
• Green Arrow vs. Brainiac
  Green Arrow: Why are all the aliens I meet despots?!
  Brainiac: Earth's leaders are a little different.
  Green Arrow: ...got me there.
• Gorilla Grodd vs. The Flash
  Gorilla Grodd: Hold still, puny hero.
  The Flash: Sorry. Restless leg syndrome.
  Gorilla Grodd: I'll tear them from your hips!
• The Flash vs. Gorilla Grodd
  The Flash: Like the threads?
  Gorilla Grodd: Your costume's ridiculous.
  The Flash: At least I'm wearing pants!
• Green Lantern vs. Green Arrow
  Green Lantern: Billionaire social justice warrior...
  Green Arrow: I'll take that as a compliment!
  Green Lantern: [scoff] You and your bleeding heart...
• Green Arrow Vs. Green Lantern
  Green Arrow: Green Arrow's got this...
  Green Lantern: Stealing my favorite catchphrase?!
  Green Arrow: Whatcha gonna do about it, chum?
• Robin vs. Joker
  Robin: I'm no Jason Todd.
  Joker: He's pathetic. You're contemptible.
  Robin: And you're both.
• Joker vs. Scarecrow
  Joker: I just love these Arkham reunions!
  Scarecrow: I spiked your punch.
  Joker: Naughty naughty Scarecrow!
• Bane vs. Green Lantern
  Bane: I thought you supported the Regime?
  Green Lantern: 100% Team Batman now!
  Bane: My least favorite team.
• Superman vs. Green Arrow
  Superman: This won't be a fair fight.
  Green Arrow: Seems only sporting I give you a chance.
  Superman: That was actually kind of funny.
• Superman vs. Green Arrow, again.
  Superman: Excuse me.
  Green Arrow: Excuse me?
  Superman: Forget I said anything.
• The Joker vs. Darkseid
  Joker: We've more in common than you care to admit.
  Darkseid: I'm a god. You're a madman.
  Joker: Not mad, differently sane!
• Harley Quinn vs. Harley Quinn
  Harley Quinn 1: Hey, good lookin'!
  Harley Quinn 2: Whatcha got cookin'?
  Harley Quinn 1: A knuckle buster parfait!
• Captain Cold vs. Green Arrow
  Captain Cold: Move, Arrow, and I'll blast ya!
  Green Arrow: Why's it gotta be a cold gun?
  Captain Cold: "Captain Tropical" doesn't roll off the tongue.
• The Flash vs. Wonder Woman
  The Flash: Hitting me won't be easy!
  Wonder Woman: You're only the fastest man alive, Barry.
  The Flash: ...I see what you did there.
• Harley Quinn vs. Green Arrow
  Harley Quinn: Ollie! I quiver with joy!
  Green Arrow: Archery puns, really?
  Harley Quinn: Don't be so cross...bow.
• Harley Quinn vs. Aquaman
  Harley Quinn: Docs now say fish remember faces.
  Aquaman: I'll never forget yours!
  Harley Quinn: [gasp] It's true!
• Black Canary vs. Harley Quinn
  Black Canary: You said "girls' night out", Harley.
  Harley Quinn: Well, we're out, ain't we?
  Black Canary: This isn't what's meant by "doing shots".
• Batman vs. The Joker
  Batman: We're not doing this anymore, Joker.
  Joker: You're breaking up with me?
  Batman: I'm breaking you.
• Batman vs. The Joker
  Batman: You're supposed to be dead.
  Joker: Maybe we're both dead, Bats!
  Batman: Then this would be Hell.
• Green Arrow vs. The Flash
  Green Arrow: My Earth's Flash would like a word.
  The Flash: I can imagine what that word is...
  Green Arrow: I'd tell you, but this is a family show.
• Captain Cold vs. The Flash
  Captain Cold: Good thing you're wearing long johns.
  The Flash: I'm totally commando under here!
  Captain Cold: Ugh, TMI!
• Captain Cold vs. Firestorm
  Captain Cold: Fire 'n' ice...
  Firestorm: Heh, a played-out theme, don't ya think?
  Captain Cold: Got a soft spot for the classics.
• Captain Cold vs. Harley Quinn
  Captain Cold: Back off, Harley.
  Harley: Aye-aye, Cap'n! Heard ya had a cold anyway...
  Captain Cold: (in a mockingly sweet tone) If anyone's sick, precious, it's you!
• Batman vs. Harley Quinn
  Batman: Dinah said you woke up screaming for Joker.
  Harley: ...yeah, that dream was really Not Safe for Work.
  Batman: Should I be concerned?
• Harley Quinn vs. Batman
  Harley: We're gonna take care of Wonder Woman, right?
  Batman: By "take care of", you mean "put in jail"?
  Harley: ...yeah, that's exactly what I meant...
• Harley Quinn vs. Batman (again)
  Harley: Ya ever gonna trust me 100%?
  Batman: I don't trust anyone that much.
  Harley: Fine! I'll settle for 80.
• Harley Quinn vs. Cheetah
  Harley Quinn: My, what big claws you have!
  Cheetah: The better to slash off your face, my dear.
  Harley Quinn: You know the wolf dies, right?
• The Joker vs. Cyborg
  Joker: Boop beep dop boop boop!
  Cyborg: ...what are you doing?
  Joker: That's robot for "you're dead"!
• The Joker vs. Atrocitus
  Joker: What's big, red, and ugly all over?
  Atrocitus: DON'T SAY IT!
  Joker: ...so you've heard it already.
• The Joker vs. Firestorm
  Joker: What's big, red, and ugly all over?
  Firestorm: Just shut up and fight!
  Joker: ...so you've heard it already.
• The Joker vs. Deadshot
  Joker: Guns, guns, guns...where's the art?
  Deadshot: I don't get paid extra for creativity.
  Joker: Philistine...
• The Joker vs. Green Arrow
  Joker: I understand you have a family...
  Green Arrow: Stay away from them, you son of a bitch.
  Joker: Oh, so you've met my mother.
• The Joker vs. Captain Cold
  Captain Cold: I'm pretty funny too, y'know.
  Joker: Let's hear what you got!
  Captain Cold: I'm more into physical comedy.
• The Joker vs. Scarecrow
  Joker: I guess we are somewhat alike.
  Scarecrow: We're both agents of chaos.
  Joker: But I'm the pretty one!
• The Joker vs. Blue Beetle
  Joker: One of the musical mop-tops, from Liverpool!
  Blue Beetle: Might as well be speakin' Greek, brah.
  Joker: Ugh. Never trust anyone under 30.
• Supergirl vs. Gorilla Grodd
  Supergirl: Got something for you, Grodd.
  Gorilla Grodd: How bad can it be?
  Supergirl: You'll believe a gorilla can fly!
• Cyborg vs. Scarecrow
  Cyborg: What's your deal, anyway?
  Scarecrow: I create fear and disruption.
  Cyborg: Online, we call that "trolling".
• Cyborg vs. Grid
  Cyborg: What's your deal, anyway?
  Grid: In destroying you, perhaps I will gain emotion.
  Cyborg: Online, we call that "trolling".
• Green Lantern vs. Scarecrow
  Green Lantern: Ugh, between you and Sinestro, I can't sleep.
  Scarecrow: I know what keeps you awake...
  Green Lantern: Yeah, too much coffee and dumb villain banter.
• Scarecrow vs. Poison Ivy
  Scarecrow: Rejecting your own people?
  Poison Ivy: For being botanophobes.
  Scarecrow: ...Said the anthropophobe...
• Firestorm vs. Scarecrow
  Firestorm: How about a little fire, Scarecrow?!
  Scarecrow: A film reference?!
  Firestorm: ...Next time, Professor, I'll do the trash-talking./I'll send you over the rainbow...
  • It gets even funnier when you realize one of Scarecrow's recurring lines during matches includes "Now I'm playing with power" which is a double reference to both a film (one where Robert Englund also referenced Wizard of Oz) and an advertising slogan for an 80's gaming console, making his remark hilariously hypocritical in hindsight.
• Green Arrow vs. Superman
  Green Arrow: Shouldn't have messed with Dinah.
  Superman: She scares me more than you, Oliver.
  Green Arrow: ...Some days she scares me too.
• Harley Quinn vs. Mr. Freeze
  Harley: Can you make me a pony?
  Mr. Freeze: It will make the twilight sparkle.
  Harley: [laughter] I was hoping you'd say that.
  • The same line vs. Green Lantern:
  Harley Quinn: Can you make me a pony?
  Green Lantern: How about a straitjacket?
  Harley Quinn: I got plenty of those at home!
  • The same line vs. Raiden:
  Harley Quinn: Can you make me a pony?
  Raiden: I am a Thunder God, not a sorcerer.
  Harley Quinn: BORING!
• Harley Quinn vs. Mr. Freeze
  Harley Quinn: One snow cone, please!
  Mr. Freeze: You dare mock my suffering?!
  Harley Quinn: Just tryin' to break the ice.
  • The same line vs. Captain Cold
  Harley Quinn: One snow cone, please!
  Captain Cold: You're a riot, Quinn.
  Harley Quinn: Just tryin' to break the ice.
• Black Canary vs. Black Canary
  Black Canary 1: Ollie couldn't handle two of us.
  Black Canary 2: He'd like to think he could.
  Black Canary 1: All men do.
• Green Lantern vs. Robin
  Green Lantern: I'd rather deal with your boss, kid.
  Robin: I'm nobody's sidekick, Jordan.
  Green Lantern: Spoken like a true sidekick.
• Green Lantern vs. Robin (again)
  Green Lantern: Know your role, Junior.
  Robin: Time you showed me some respect!
  Green Lantern: Okay then, Mister Junior.
• Green Arrow vs. Black Canary
  Green Arrow: What now, pretty bird?
  Black Canary: You haven't been a good boy.
  Green Arrow: Ooooh... My Safe Word is "Arrowcave".
• Black Canary vs. Green Arrow
  Black Canary: (seductively) Now you're gonna get it.
  Green Arrow: I think I have a crush on you.
  Black Canary: You can't flatter your way outta this.
• Black Canary vs. Green Arrow (again)
  Black Canary: You booked Connor's sitter, yeah?
  Green Arrow: I thought you were booking the sitter?
  Black Canary: Now you're really gonna get hurt...
• Power Girl vs. Captain Cold:
  Power Girl: I'm stranded in the wrong universe.
  Captain Cold: Don't give me your sob story.
  Power Girl: You see any tears, snow bunny?
• Power Girl vs. Brainiac:
  Power Girl: You blew up Krypton!
  Brainiac: What is your point of origin?
  Power Girl: Krypton!
• Superman vs. Harley Quinn:
  Superman: Wanna hear a joke?
  Harley Quinn: Aw, gee, this oughta be somethin'.
  Superman: Harley Quinn vs. Superman.
• Jay Garrick vs. Reverse-Flash
  Jay Garrick: Do you enjoy hurting people?
  Reverse-Flash: I take pride in a job well done.
  Jay Garrick: Find a new line of work, friend.
• Mr. Freeze vs. Reverse-Flash
  Mr. Freeze: You're standing on very thin ice...
  Reverse-Flash: I've run across water before.
  Mr. Freeze: Oh my, that ice is breaking...
• Reverse-Flash vs. Reverse-Flash
  Reverse-Flash: Who're you?
  Professor Zoom: I'm Professor Zoom, and I'll-
  Reverse-Flash: Sorry, lost me at "Professor Zoom".
• Superman vs. John Stewart
  Superman: That Power Ring packs quite a punch...
  John Stewart: There are many like it, but this one's mine.
  Superman: Is that so...?
• Deadshot vs. John Stewart
  Deadshot: The army didn't teach me to shoot.
  John Stewart: I was a USMC scout sniper.
  Deadshot: Go ahead, demonstrate.
• Superman vs. Superman
  Superman 1: Tell me something only I would know.
  Superman 2: Two words: Beef. Bourguignon.
  Superman 1: (genuinely flabbergasted) ...That's impossible!
• John Stewart vs. Power Girl
  John Stewart: Are you...uh...you know...?
  Power Girl: Ugh...Single? Yes. And happily so.
  John Stewart: I was going to say "Kryptonian".
• Darkseid Vs Green Arrow
  Green Arrow: You sure this is your smartest play?
  Darkseid: There are no errors in Darkseid's judgment.
  Green Arrow: That's okay, stupidity should be painful.
• Harley Quinn vs. Reverse-Flash
  Harley Quinn: You got a funny name?
  Reverse-Flash: I won't dignify that with a response.
  Harley Quinn: Clearly, you're emotional about it...
• Reverse-Flash vs. Darkseid
  Reverse-Flash: Your future isn't too bright, Darkseid.
  Darkseid: What are you saying, worm?
  Reverse-Flash: That an apocalypse awaits Apokolips!
• Cyborg vs. Green Arrow
  Green Arrow: Victor, I can't open my pickle jar.
  Cyborg: Try more pushups.
  Green Arrow: I'll share 'em with you!
• Blue Beetle vs. Green Arrow
  Green Arrow: Going down, bug boy!
  Blue Beetle: Really? That's all you got?
  Green Arrow: It's an off day for me.
• Jay Garrick vs. Jay Garrick
  Jay Garrick 1: It's tough enough being in the future.
  Jay Garrick 2: I know. Now there's two of us.
  Jay Garrick 1: Just thinking about it makes my head spin!
• Jay Garrick vs. Jay Garrick
  Jay Garrick 1: You can't fool me, Thinker!
  Jay Garrick 2: I'm you, not your arch-villain!
  Jay Garrick 1: That's exactly what you'd want me to think!
• Black Canary vs. Firestorm
  Black Canary: It's a look, I'll give you that.
  Firestorm: Says the woman who fights in fishnets.
  Black Canary: I don't hear my fans complaining./I'd like to see you pull off fishnets.
• Mr. Freeze vs. Blue Beetle
  Mr. Freeze: Demonstrate the Scarab's recuperative methodology.
  Blue Beetle: Might as well be speaking Greek, brah.
  Mr. Freeze: Show me how it heals your wounds.
• Blue Beetle vs. Mr. Freeze
  Blue Beetle: Wow... meeting you is just so cool...
  Mr. Freeze: Cheap puns are beneath you, Beetle...
  Blue Beetle: Thanks...I guess...
• Mr. Freeze vs. Robin
  Mister Freeze: I'll aid Superman if he'll aid my research.
  Robin: Uh... no.
  Mr. Freeze: Your ego makes you snow blind.
• Captain Cold vs. Mr. Freeze:
  Captain Cold: The Rogues never liked you.
  Mr. Freeze: Because I am the true master of cold.
  Captain Cold: How about I freeze your head?
• Captain Cold vs. Robin
  Captain Cold: Playing the hero, Damian?
  Robin: I'm not playing at anything.
  Captain Cold: Most kids have only one dad to disappoint.
• Captain Cold vs. Blue Beetle
  Captain Cold: I hate bugs.
  Blue Beetle: Beetles are insects, not bugs.
  Captain Cold: Well, that changes everything./You're still getting squished.
• Blue Beetle vs. The Flash
  Blue Beetle: Slowin' down, old-timer?
  The Flash: Careful, I'll photobomb your selfies!
  Blue Beetle: ...not cool, man.
• Robin vs. Deadshot
  Robin: I just had a great idea.
  Deadshot: Put your hands up and surrender?
  Robin: No. (chuckles) I'm gonna shoot you with your own guns.
• Blue Beetle vs. Scarecrow
  Blue Beetle: So, you really full of straw?
  Scarecrow: No, something much worse.
  Blue Beetle: Better not be glitter.
• Harley Quinn vs. Swamp Thing
  Harley: Why do I always get the big guys?
  Swamp Thing: Because you have a big mouth.
  Harley Quinn: Leave the humor to me, pal!
• Harley Quinn vs. Swamp Thing
  Swamp Thing: Of course I'm angry, Harleen.
  Harley: I didn't think it would hurt you...
  Swamp Thing: You blew my head off!
• Harley Quinn vs. Superman
  Harley: You ain't so tough, Superman.
  Superman: What gives you that idea?
  Harley Quinn: Alfred knocked yer freakin' ass out!
• Harley Quinn vs. Black Adam
  Harley Quinn: Ah, Lightning Lad! (Alternatively, “Batman says yer comin’ with me!”)
  Black Adam: You dare mock me, child?
  Harley: [in mocking tone] "You dare mock me, child?"
• Black Adam vs. Joker
  Black Adam: I'll turn your laughter into screams.
  Joker: Oh. Promise, Adam?
  Black Adam: (gritted teeth) I give you my solemn vow.
• Darkseid vs. Atrocitus
  Darkseid: I am Lord of Apokolips!
  Atrocitus: You are nothing to a Red Lantern!
  Darkseid: On your knees, fool!
• Darkseid vs. Aquaman
  Darkseid: Submit, Aquaman, or die.
  Aquaman: Should I be intimidated?
  Darkseid: If you have but one shred of intelligence.
• Darkseid vs. Brainiac
  Darkseid: How will you survive my Omega Beams?
  Brainiac: Your power cannot touch me.
  Darkseid: Challenge accepted.
• Darkseid vs Deadshot
  Deadshot: Any Last Words?
  Darkseid: Shoot yourself and spare me the trouble.
  Deadshot: I'm not taking requests.
• The Joker vs. The Flash
  Joker: Here's a newsflash! Life is a meaningless joke.
  The Flash: Life has meaning if we give it meaning.
  Joker: Get all your advice off bumper stickers?
• The Joker vs. Captain Cold
  Joker: Oh Captain, my Captain.
  Captain Cold: Whitman? Seriously?
  Joker: A little culture wouldn't kill you.
• Harley Quinn vs. Firestorm
  Harley Quinn: Hey, you've got a campfire on your head.
  Firestorm: We're not here to sing kumbaya.
  Harley Quinn: If I want s'mores, I'm getting them!
• Blue Beetle vs. Aquaman
  Blue Beetle: The Scarab says you talk to fish.
  Aquaman: That's a gross oversimplification.
  Blue Beetle: But it sure fits easy on a bumper sticker.
• Captain Cold vs Batman
  Captain Cold: A new ice age is coming.
  Batman: You need a new catchphrase.
  Captain Cold: You don't have to be a jerk about it.
• Cheetah vs. Catwoman
  Cheetah: Mine are real, Catwoman.
  Catwoman: We better be talking about claws.
  Cheetah: And they are spectacular!
• Vixen vs. John Stewart
  Vixen: (accusingly) Long time, no talk, John.
  John Stewart: (embarrassed) Uh, I meant to call you, Mari.
  Vixen: I'm not the type who waits by the phone!
• John Stewart vs. Vixen
  John Stewart: I'm still the same John you knew.
  Vixen: So you're definitely losing this fight!
  John Stewart: Oh, you're gonna do me like that now?!
• Vixen vs. Grid
  Vixen: I almost feel sorry for you, Grid.
  Grid: Why do you feel sorry?
  Vixen: You don't know you're about to be recycled!
• Vixen vs. Jay Garrick
  Vixen: I gotta say: Brainiac was a real bastard.
  Jay Garrick: Language, Miss McCabe. You're a superhero.
  Vixen: (admiringly) And you're seriously old-school.
• Jay Garrick vs. Vixen
  Jay Garrick: You make one heck of a Sidekick, Vixen.
  Vixen: I'm the star of my own show.
  Jay Garrick: Well, then. Partners it is!
• Jay Garrick vs Gorilla Grodd
  Jay Garrick: You must be Gorilla Grodd.
  Gorilla Grodd: I'll suck the marrow from your bones.
  Jay Garrick: Yep... Fits Barry's description to a T.
• Firestorm vs Jay Garrick
  Firestorm: Welcome to the bonfire.
  Jay Garrick: If I'd known, I'd have brought hot dogs.
  Firestorm: I'll toast you like a marshmallow.
• Gorilla Grodd vs. Green Lantern
  Gorilla Grodd: It was you who imprisoned me!
  Green Lantern: Still angry with me?
  Gorilla Grodd: Not for much longer.
• Gorilla Grodd vs. Harley Quinn
  Gorilla Grodd: Your mind's chaos overwhelms.
  Harley Quinn: I know, right? It's like a million voices!
  Gorilla Grodd: I'll silence them for you.
• Harley Quinn vs Brainiac
  Harley: You've got a funny name.
  Brainiac: Brainiac inspires humor?
  Harley: Whoops, thought it was Brain Freeze!
• The Joker vs. Brainiac
  Joker: How nice~, you saved me a spot!
  Brainiac: In my collection?! Never!
  Joker: ...A spot to stab you in, genius.
• The Joker vs. Brainiac (again)
  Joker: It's a Brainiac whack-attack!
  Brainiac: Your mind is human... yet not.
  Joker: It's called insanity, try it sometime!
• Captain Cold vs. Deadshot
  Captain Cold: C'mon, Deadass!
  Deadshot: Watch how you talk to me!
  Captain Cold: Oh, I'm all done talking...
• Deadshot vs. Captain Cold
  Deadshot: Cold...you're not leaving here alive.
  Captain Cold: When did I get on your bad side?
  Deadshot: When the check cleared.
• Deadshot vs. Bane
  Deadshot: Just fists, Bane? You nuts?
  Bane: I need no weapons, Deadshot!
  Deadshot: Time to scramble those huevos.
• Deadshot vs. Bane (again)
  Deadshot: ¡Hola, amigo!
  Bane: Do not butcher my language!
  Deadshot: Fine, I'll just butcher you.
• Deadshot vs. Cyborg
  Deadshot: Hello, robot.
  Cyborg: I'm a cyborg, hence the name.
  Deadshot: I'll sell your organs and your spare parts.
• Blue Beetle vs. Green Lantern
  Blue Beetle: Hal Jordan?! No way!
  Green Lantern: You a Green Lantern fan?
  Blue Beetle: Not after your heel turn, bro!
• Green Lantern vs. Blue Beetle
  Green Lantern: Butterfly wings...precious.
  Blue Beetle: Is your ring full of fairy dust?
  Green Lantern: More like whup-ass!
• Blue Beetle vs. Brainiac
  Blue Beetle: Blue Beetle, coming at you!
  Brainiac: You are of no interest to me.
  Blue Beetle: ...I think I'm interesting./...says every girl at school...
• Deadshot vs. Deadshot
  Deadshot 1: Only one of us is the best shot.
  Deadshot 2: Guess the other will really be a dead shot.
  Deadshot 1: That is so meta.
  • And another mirror match:
  Deadshot 1: Only one of us is the best shot.
  Deadshot 2: Go ahead. Hit me with it.
  Deadshot 1: Fire away...
• Deadshot vs. Gorilla Grodd
  Deadshot: Who taught you to speak?
  Grodd: No one taught me, fool!
  Deadshot: Maybe someone could teach you to shut up!
• Deadshot vs. Wonder Woman
  Deadshot: Are you just gonna deflect the bullets?
  Wonder Woman: Finding out might kill you.
  Deadshot: (nonchalantly) Eh, I'll try anything once.
• Deadshot vs. Swamp Thing
  Swamp Thing: I knew I smelt gunpowder.
  Deadshot: (genuinely surprised) You got a nose in there?!!
  Swamp Thing: I also have fists.
• Deadshot vs. Swamp Thing
  Swamp Thing: Bullets will not be enough.
  Deadshot: I'll switch to explosive rounds.
  Swamp Thing: That could be... inconvenient.
• Green Lantern vs Swamp Thing
  Green Lantern: I fly, you don't. I win.
  Swamp Thing: I can grow wings, Lantern.
  Green Lantern: Okay, now it's a contest.
• Cyborg vs. Brainiac
  Cyborg: I want nothing to do with you.
  Brainiac: We are similar. Almost family.
  Cyborg: "Uncle Brainiac"? No thanks.
• Harley Quinn vs. Brainiac
  Harley: Where am I on that scale o' yours?
  Brainiac: At best, a 4th level intellect.
  Harley: Only three spots to Number One!
• Blue Beetle vs. Brainiac
  Brainiac: You are nothing without the Scarab.
  Blue Beetle: My mom would disagree.
  Brainiac: Mothers lack objectivity.^note It's unclear whether Brainiac is uncharacteristically snarking, or if he actually researched how much objectivity mothers have.
• Batman vs. Batman
  Batman 1: Wearing my cowl? You're asking for it!
  Batman 2: From you?
  Batman 1: From every goon who wants to kill me!
• Poison Ivy vs. Harley Quinn
  Poison Ivy: *sigh* What am I gonna do with you?
  Harley Quinn: Let me go? Join my team? Marry me?!
  Poison Ivy: None of the above, sweetie.
• Poison Ivy vs. Bane
  Poison Ivy: You smell like a gym locker.
  Bane: Perhaps I should rub you all over me!
  Poison Ivy: You would find it a nauseating way to die.
• Poison Ivy vs. Green Lantern
  Poison Ivy: You're part of the problem.
  Green Lantern: Come on, Ivy, I recycle!
  Poison Ivy: Not when you burn jet fuel!
• Poison Ivy vs. Captain Cold
  Poison Ivy: Captain Cold.
  Captain Cold: I'm surprised you don't dig me, Ivy.
  Poison Ivy: You're right! Kiss me.
• Poison Ivy vs. Brainiac
  Poison Ivy: My pheromones don't work on you.
  Brainiac: Carnal pleasures do not interest me.
  Poison Ivy: That's both sad and pathetic.
  • Even funnier when you consider that, in her Arcade ending, she does manage to seduce him.
• Captain Cold vs. Superman
  Captain Cold: Finally, a shot at the big guy.
  Superman: Careful what you wish for...
  Captain Cold: Just a chance to freeze your ass.
• Gorilla Grodd vs. Blue Beetle
  Gorilla Grodd: Batman sends a boy to tame me?
  Blue Beetle: Think I can handle a big, dumb monkey.
  Gorilla Grodd: ...There were three errors in that statement!
  • Becomes a Brick Joke in the following clash dialogue:
  Gorilla Grodd: "Big, dumb MONKEY"?!
  Blue Beetle: I may have misspoken...
• Joker vs. Gorilla Grodd
  Joker: Nice monkey.
  Gorilla Grodd: I'M AN APE, CLOWN!
  Joker: Like it matters.
• Firestorm vs. Superman
  Firestorm: These flames aren't just for show!
  Superman: I've stood on the sun, Firestorm.
  Firestorm: That is seriously freaking cool!
• Catwoman vs. Harley Quinn:
  Catwoman: Nice outfit.
  Harley: Yours is just... alright.
  Catwoman: Take that back.
• Power Girl vs. Supergirl
  Power Girl: How many friggin' Earths are there?!
  Supergirl: Should we form a support group or something?
  Power Girl: I don't even know where to start.
• Brainiac vs. Darkseid
  Brainiac: Are you a god?
  Darkseid: From the fiery depths of Apokolips.
  Brainiac: Noted for classification.
• The Joker vs. Red Hood
  Joker: We're both dead! How are we here?
  Red Hood: This is Hell, and I'm the devil!
  Joker: ...how I missed your witty repartee.
• The Joker vs. Red Hood
  Joker: Didn't I kill you, already?
  Red Hood: Guess I got better!
  Joker: Not for long...
• Red Hood vs. The Joker
  Red Hood: Joker...you son of a bitch.
  Joker: Here to haunt your every dream!
  Red Hood: I ain't afraid of no ghost!
• Red Hood vs. Blue Beetle
  Red Hood: You might actually beat me, Jaime.
  Blue Beetle: You really think so?
  Red Hood: HELL NO! You're dead meat!
• Red Hood vs. Captain Cold
  Red Hood: Nice gun, Leonard.
  Captain Cold: Right back at ya.
  Red Hood: We gonna be friends now?
• Black Canary vs. Vixen
  Vixen: We've got two things in common, Dinah.
  Black Canary: Good looks, quick wit, and a killer right hook.
  Vixen: Make that three things.
• Gorilla Grodd vs. The Flash
  Gorilla Grodd: Enjoy ruling the world?
  The Flash: I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
  Gorilla Grodd: As yours, I'm disappointed.
• Captain Cold vs. Catwoman
  Captain Cold: Heard you like dangerous men.
  Catwoman: Capes are cooler than... parkas...
  Captain Cold: I'm practical, sweetheart.
• Catwoman vs. Robin
  Catwoman: I met your mother once.
  Robin: No woman could surpass her.
  Catwoman: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
• Red Hood vs. Deadshot
  Red Hood: Ready to duel with the devil?
  Deadshot: Take your shot. Make it count.
  Red Hood: One shot? But I brought all these bullets.
• Red Hood vs. Doctor Fate
  Red Hood: Ra's al Ghul saved my life!
  Doctor Fate: Ra's al Ghul defied fate.
  Red Hood: I don't see the downside.
  • In fact, considering how everything he says is absurdly profound, all of Doctor Fate's intros could make it to this page.
• Aquaman vs. Joker
  Aquaman: I hoped never again to see your face.
  Joker: But my smile brightens any room!
  Aquaman: I'll be fine in the dark!
• Green Arrow vs. Poison Ivy
  Green Arrow: I'm growing tomatoes. Got any tips?
  Poison Ivy: Choke on them.
  Green Arrow: No salsa for you!
• Aquaman vs. Green Arrow
  Aquaman: So Grodd's gone from your head?
  Green Arrow: You'll know if I start monkeying around.
  Aquaman: Yes, he's gone.
• Green Arrow vs. Green Arrow
  Green Arrow 1: Arrow Cave is not a stupid name.
  Green Arrow 2: It's called the Quiver now.
  Green Arrow 1: That...actually makes sense.
• Red Hood vs. Cheetah
  Red Hood: The hell do you think you're doing?
  Cheetah: I go where the hunt takes me!
  Red Hood: You're going into a woodchipper!
• Red Hood vs. Firestorm
  Red Hood: Bruce says you're something special.
  Firestorm: I can go nuclear in seconds!
  Red Hood: Lots of people can do that.
• Red Hood vs. Harley Quinn
  Red Hood: Call me the Red Hood.
  Harley Quinn: Put 'em up, Robin Hood!
  Red Hood: Know what? Just call me Jason.
• Joker vs. Green Arrow (Again)
  Green Arrow: There's a rule about fighting circus freaks.
  Joker: Do tell, Green Arrow...
  Green Arrow: Always go for the juggler.
  • What sells this one is he then grins like an idiot and laughs at his own pun.
  • The altered Latin American Spanish translation of this joke also deserves some mentioning:
    Green Arrow: ¿Sabes como ganarle a un malabarista? (Do you know how to beat a juggler?)
    Joker: Dime Green Arrow. (Do tell, Green Arrow.)
    Green Arrow: Apúntale a las pelotas. (Aim for his balls.)
• Red Hood vs. The Flash
  Red Hood: You still represent the Regime?
  The Flash: Relax, I'm on your side.
  Red Hood: Never tell the man with a gun to relax!
• Red Hood vs. Jay Garrick
  Red Hood: I don't think I've ever met a bigger goody-two-shoes.
  Jay Garrick: I'm about to land one on your posterior.
  Red Hood: Good luck with that, Garrick.
• Red Hood vs. Red Hood
  Red Hood 1: Ahh, the smell of gunpowder...
  Red Hood 2: You can't smell with a hood on.
  Red Hood 1: Upgrade your gear, poseur!
• Brainiac vs Captain Cold
  Brainiac: Your weapon is trifling.
  Captain Cold: Then I'll just punch you in the face.
  Brainiac: Even less effective.
• Aquaman vs. Firestorm
  Aquaman: Looks like you could use some water.
  Firestorm: I'm just here for the big fish.
  Aquaman: Batman must be so proud...
• Black Canary vs. Aquaman
  Black Canary: You were a jerk to Bruce.
  Aquaman: You will address me as royalty!
  Black Canary: You were a jerk to Bruce, Your Highness.
• Cyborg vs. Sub-Zero
  Cyborg: Better hope you've got good defense!
  Sub-Zero: You would have better luck damaging a glacier.
  Cyborg: Rhetorical question, genius.
• Green Arrow vs. Sub-Zero
  Green Arrow: I brought plenty of fire arrows.
  Sub-Zero: You are choosing to suffer...
  Green Arrow: Geez, spoiler alert...
• Sub-Zero vs. Green Arrow
  Sub-Zero: I come from a clan of assassins.
  Green Arrow: There's a prescription for that, y'know!
  Sub-Zero: I would not mock a Lin Kuei...
• Power Girl vs. Sub-Zero
  Power Girl: Sell your ice cream somewhere else.
  Sub-Zero: This realm must prepare for kombat.
  Power Girl: I said beat it, Frosty!
• Sub-Zero vs. Cheetah
  Sub-Zero: Why assume I will be easy prey?
  Cheetah: You lack Killer Instinct.
  Sub-Zero: I have engaged in Mortal Kombat!
• Sub-Zero vs. Poison Ivy
  Sub-Zero: I offer one chance to surrender.
  Poison Ivy: I'll curl your toes~!
  Sub-Zero: Your invitation is not compelling.
• Starfire vs. Darkseid
  Starfire: I will fight to protect my home!
  Darkseid: If it is battle you want, you will have it.
  Starfire: Please. I've fought Trigon and won!
• Bizarro vs. Bizarro
  Bizarro 1: ONLY TWO BIZARRO ALLOWED!
  Bizarro 2: ME DISAGREE WITH YOU!
  Bizarro 1: YOU WILL STAY!
• Bizarro vs. Red Hood
  Bizarro: YOUR HEAD AM LIKE RED BALLOON.
  Red Hood: ...lemme guess, you wanna pop it...
  Bizarro: THAT AM TERRIBLE IDEA!
  • What makes this quote even funnier is the huge grin Bizarro has when saying it.
• Reverse-Flash vs. Bizarro
  Reverse-Flash: You call what you're doing "good"?
  Bizarro: ME FIGHT FOR LIES, INJUSTICE, AMERICAN WAY!
  Reverse-Flash: Gonna be hard if you don't exist.
• Bizarro vs. Reverse-Flash
  Bizarro: Why be Bizarro's best enemy?
  Reverse-Flash: Isn't that a question for Superman?
  Bizarro: WHY AM YOU SO POLITE?
• Blue Beetle vs. Bizarro
  Blue Beetle: Don't go picking a fight with the Scarab.
  Bizarro: BIZARRO CANNOT WIN!
  Blue Beetle: I am hopelessly confused.
• Blue Beetle vs. Bizarro
  Blue Beetle: Wow! Meeting you is just so cool!
  Bizarro: YOU NO COMPLIMENT BIZARRO!
  Blue Beetle: ...that escalated quickly.
• Bizarro vs. Power Girl
  Bizarro: (confused) Supergirl am have new haircut?
  Power Girl: (imitating Bizarro) No. Me am Power Girl.
  Bizarro: SUPERGIRL NOT TRICK BIZARRO!
• The Flash vs. Bizarro
  The Flash: I'm not sure I get your question.
  Bizarro: BIZARRO NO GIVE QUESTION. ASK STATEMENT.
  The Flash: Ran right into that one, didn't I?
• Bizarro vs. Darkseid
  Bizarro: Superman say you hate puppies...
  Darkseid: I hate all creatures, great and small.
  Bizarro: BIZARRO NOT LET YOU HURT KRYPTO!
• Bizarro vs. Starfire
  Bizarro: Why hairy lady behind Bizarro?
  Starfire: The Titans can help you, Bizarro.
  Bizarro: You help Bizarro, BIZARRO HELP YOU!
• Doctor Fate vs. Deadshot
  Doctor Fate: Mercenaries are the hounds of duty.
  Deadshot: English, please?
  Doctor Fate: You. Are. Disposable.
• The Flash vs. Power Girl
  The Flash: I'm the fastest man alive!
  Power Girl: I've heard better lines at the Ace O' Clubs.
  The Flash: Couldn't you be intimidated? Just this once?
• Blue Beetle vs. Poison Ivy
  Blue Beetle: Sorry, Ms. Ivy. I have to fight you.
  Poison Ivy: Thought we'd get to know each other~.
  Blue Beetle: I know, but it's like... Batman's orders.
• The Flash vs. Catwoman
  The Flash: Ten bucks says the whip won't touch me.
  Catwoman: Make it twenty.
  The Flash: You're on, Selina!
• Starfire vs. Swamp Thing
  Starfire: You used to be a friend to the Titans!
  Swamp Thing: I have changed my mind.
  Starfire: ...yet another symptom of climate change...
• Power Girl vs. Starfire
  Power Girl: So you're... "Tasamanian".
  Starfire: It is pronounced "Tamaranean".
  Power Girl: Tama...ugh. Let's get this over with.
• Starfire vs. Harley Quinn
  Starfire: Help me understand your fighting style.
  Harley Quinn: What style?!
  Stafire: OH! Now I get it!
• Captain Cold vs. Starfire
  Captain Cold: I like what I'm seeing!
  Starfire: That's what the boys usually say.
  Captain Cold: Don't kill the messenger, lady...
• Starfire vs. Cyborg has some strange tension:
  Starfire: Titans Together!
  Cyborg: Careful you don't strain yourself.
  Starfire: I observe proper stretching technique.
• Starfire vs. Cyborg:
  Starfire: Good to see you, Victor.
  Cyborg: Need some "tech support"?
  Starfire: I need some warm up exercise.
• Cyborg vs. Starfire
  Cyborg: Let's spar a little.
  Starfire: After I win, wanna get pizza?
  Cyborg: Oh, that's how it's gonna be, huh?
• Starfire vs. Jay Garrick
  Starfire: Stop babysitting me, Jay!
  Jay Garrick: (warmly) I can be a bit old fashioned.
  Starfire: This princess fights her own battles!
• Jay Garrick vs. Starfire
  Jay Garrick: I don't know what to make of you.
  Starfire: (almost laughing) Are you blushing, Jay Garrick?
  Jay Garrick: My heart belongs to Joan, miss!
• Harley Quinn vs. Red Hood
  Harley Quinn: You'll make a nice chewie for Bud and Lou!
  Red Hood: Where's the Bat-Hound when I need him?
  Harley Quinn: Don't worry. their teeth are RAZOR SHARP!
• Red Hood vs. Poison Ivy
  Red Hood: Waiting on your next victim, Ivy?
  Poison Ivy: Looking for a hot date~.
  Red Hood: You just found him.
• Starfire vs. Reverse-Flash
  Starfire: Every battle is an adventure.
  Reverse-Flash: Show me a hero, and I'll show you a tragedy.
  Starfire: And I will show you third-degree burns!
• Starfire vs. Green Arrow
  Starfire: Ever had a really bad sunburn?
  Green Arrow: Spent a year stranded on a desert island.
  Starfire: (cheerily) This'll be a lot like that!
• Starfire vs. Bizarro
  Starfire: Um...does Bizarro want a cookie?
  Bizarro: BIZARRO NO SMELL COOKIES ON YOU!
  Starfire: Figured you would have super smell...
• Green Lantern vs. Black Canary
  Green Lantern: Here to yell at me, Dinah?
  Black Canary: Damn right, I am.
  Green Lantern: Ring, give me earplugs: stat!
• Cheetah vs. Harley Quinn
  Cheetah: Let's play a game, Quinn.
  Harley Quinn: Nah! No fun playin' with cheat-ahs! (laughs)
  Cheetah: I'll silence your puns.
• Batman vs. Red Hood
  Batman: You're blind to what you've become.
  Red Hood: It's nice to know you care, Bruce.
  Batman: Your attitude's still intact.
• Red Hood vs. Batman
  Red Hood: Last warning. Back off.
  Batman: Plan to disappoint me again?
  Red Hood: That's just for starters.
• Harley Quinn vs. Scarecrow
  Harley Quinn: Outta my way, potato sack!
  Scarecrow: I don't fear you.
  Harley Quinn: I'll mash your potato-ey head!
• Catwoman vs. Brainiac
  Catwoman: You really think you could beat Bruce?
  Brainiac: I have every advantage.
  Catwoman: You don't have friends.
• Catwoman vs. Robin
  Catwoman: Annoying little snot.
  Robin: You hate me because Batman still loves my mother.
  Catwoman: Or because you say things like that.
• Black Canary vs. Brainiac
  Black Canary: Skull-shaped ship's a bit obvious.
  Brainiac: Fear facilitates collection.
  Black Canary: Tentacles just make it silly.
• Joker vs. Gorilla Grodd
  Joker: Harley, your pet got out.
  Grodd: I am no one's pet.
  Joker: Back in your cage, monkey!
• Red Hood vs. Cheetah
  Red Hood: Finally, some big game!
  Cheetah: The huntress becomes hunted.
  Red Hood: So many ways to skin this one.
• Dr. Fate vs. Harley Quinn
  Dr. Fate: Your past is dark.
  Harley Quinn: But my future's bright?
  Dr. Fate: You have no future.
• Firestorm vs. Green Arrow
  Firestorm: Is it true you've got an Arrowcave?
  Green Arrow: It's called "The Quiver" now.
  Firestorm: Better, but still lame.
• Deadshot vs. Harley Quinn
  Deadshot: Got a fever for some Deadshot?
  Harley Quinn: More like Dead-miss.
  Deadshot: The only "dead miss" around here is you.
• Black Manta vs. Grid
  Grid: Your form is horribly misshaped.
  Black Manta: It's a helmet, you idiot.
  Grid: It will not be enough to save you.
• Black Manta vs. Cheetah
  Cheetah: Finally, a worthy quarry.
  Black Manta: Finally, a new rug.
  Cheetah: My claws will cut you down!
• Harley Quinn vs. Joker
  Harley Quinn: Ready to be all done breathin'?!
  Joker: Batman's enforcer. How adorable.
  Harley Quinn: I'll "enforce" my foot right up your laugh track!
• Joker vs. Harley Quinn
  Joker: What shall we do after this?
  Harley Quinn: Dunno. Circus, maybe?
  Joker: My dear, we are the circus.
• The Flash vs. Green Arrow
  The Flash: You promised you wouldn't tell her, Ollie.
  Green Arrow: Sorry, Barry. She beat it out of me.
  The Flash: Last time I said anything about Dinah's costume.
• Vixen vs. Black Lightning
  Vixen: So, are you also a new Justice Leaguer?
  Black Lightning: Assuming we both pass the test.
  Vixen: I'm not just a costume with a catchy name!
• Deadshot vs. Green Arrow
  Deadshot: Run. Make it interesting.
  Green Arrow: I really don't like being told what to do.
  Deadshot: (sighs) Let's get this over with.
• Blue Beetle vs. Atrocitus
  Blue Beetle: Maybe give that rage a siesta?
  Atrocitus: Be silent, boy.
  Blue Beetle: I'll take that as a "no."
• Red Hood vs. Green Lantern
  Red Hood: That ring got anything special for me?
  Green Lantern: How 'bout a straightjacket?
  Red Hood: I'm not crazy, Hal. I'm enlightened.
• Hellboy vs. Cyborg
  Cyborg: The Regime won't take "no" for an answer.
  Hellboy: How 'bout "screw you"?
  Cyborg: That was your last chance.
• Hellboy vs. Batman
  Hellboy: That getup supposed to scare me?
  Batman: What do you think?
  Hellboy: That you're kiddin’ yourself.
• Hellboy vs. Bane
  Hellboy: Look at you, all vain and bulging...
  Bane: You're very funny.
  Hellboy: Glad you appreciate my wit!
• Hellboy vs. Bane
  Hellboy: ...this is goddamn pointless.
  Bane: I am second to no man!
  Hellboy: Against me? Isn't worth crap.
• Hellboy vs. Atrocitus
  Hellboy: Finally! A giant monster for me to fight.
  Atrocitus: Be silent, boy!
  Hellboy: The name's Hellboy... dumbass.
• Hellboy vs. Captain Cold
  Hellboy: You're why I woke up today?
  Captain Cold: Yeah. Got a problem with that?
  Hellboy: I should have slept in.
• Hellboy vs. Bizarro
  Hellboy: I'm okay with not doing this, your call.
  Bizarro: BIZARRO CANNOT WIN!
  Hellboy: (sigh) What a load of crap...
• Hellboy vs. Starfire
  Hellboy: Are we really doing this?
  Starfire: After I win, you wanna get pizza?
  Hellboy: Best offer I've had all day!
• Jay Garrick vs. Hellboy
  Jay Garrick: Do you enjoy hurting people?
  Hellboy: Judging the book by its cover, pal.
  Jay Garrick: (embarrassed, to self) Way to stick your foot in it, Jay.
• Hellboy vs. Jay Garrick
  Hellboy: You ever meet The Lobster?
  Jay Garrick: Ah, someone who knows his history!
  Hellboy: "History"? I fought alongside the guy's ghost!
• Hellboy vs. Harley Quinn
  Hellboy: What do you have in mind, lady?
  Harley Quinn: How about slaps and tickles at ten paces?
  Hellboy: Not the answer I was expecting.
• Harley Quinn vs. Hellboy
  Harley Quinn: You've got a funny name!
  Hellboy: Makes sense if you know the story.
  Harley Quinn: To thine own self be you, I say.
• Hellboy vs. Red Hood
  Hellboy: Your deal is what, exactly?
  Red Hood: I'm the cure for a sick, sad world.
  Hellboy: (sighing) If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
• Red Hood vs. Hellboy
  Red Hood: Ready to duel with the Devil?
  Hellboy: Right back at ya, bud.
  Red Hood: Let's see if you bleed.
• Hellboy vs. Hellboy
  Hellboy 1: Could the BPRD handle two of us?
  Hellboy 2: Let's just say the Professor is concerned.
  Hellboy 1: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
• Hellboy vs. Hellboy
  Hellboy 2: Wanting a rematch, eh?
  Hellboy 1: My, aren't you perceptive.
  Hellboy 2: Kiss your ass goodbye, freak!
• Hellboy vs. Blue Beetle
  Hellboy: Y'now, fighting kids isn't my thing...
  Blue Beetle: Hey, I'm old enough to drive!
  Hellboy: Well, in that case, let's do this!
• Hellboy vs. Black Canary
  Hellboy: What do you bring to this fight, exactly?
  Black Canary: Good looks, quick wit, and a killer right hook.
  Hellboy: (amused) Wait 'til you see mine.
• Black Manta vs. The Atom
  Black Manta: Ray Palmer is already dead.
  The Atom: You can't prove that. No one has.
  Black Manta: Maybe I've got his corpse in my pocket.
• The Atom vs. Sub-Zero
  The Atom: Have I wandered onto a movie set?
  Sub-Zero: This fight is all too real, Ryan Choi.
  The Atom: Not good when the ninjas know your name...
• The Atom vs. Vixen
  The Atom: It's like we're Jacqui and Takeda.
  Vixen: What are you talking about, Ryan?
  The Atom: Play more fighting games, Mari.
• Bizarro vs. The Atom
  Bizarro: You am part man, part ant?
  The Atom: Just a Ph.D. candidate with a quantum bio-belt.
  Bizarro: Bizarro not like big words!
• The Atom vs. Power Girl
  The Atom: Even a Kryptonian can't hit a subatomic man.
  Power Girl: Heat vision and nano vision will fry you.
  The Atom: You people are just totally OP!
• Red Hood vs. The Atom
  Red Hood: I feel an urge to crush your dreams.
  The Atom: Ever thought about seeing a therapist?
  Red Hood: This is my therapy.
• The Atom vs. Hellboy
  The Atom: You ever been swallowed alive?
  Hellboy: More times than I can count. You?
  The Atom: I have, and it was fascinating!
• Jay Garrick vs. The Atom
  Jay Garrick: Listen up, Atom Jr.!
  The Atom: I'm just "The Atom", Jay.
  Jay Garrick: I got it! I'll call you Kid Atom!
• Black Lightning vs. The Atom
  Black Lightning: Why are we fighting, Atom?
  The Atom: I'm here in the name of science!
  Black Lightning: Research? (chuckles) Nice.
• The Atom vs. Hellboy
  The Atom: I fought mice bigger than you.
  Hellboy: That's crap and you know it...
  The Atom: They had better table manners than you, too.
• Robin vs. Firestorm
  Robin: Do you know what I had to listen to every day in jail?
  Firestorm: The weeping angel on your shoulder?
  Robin: No, you arguing with that stupid professor.
• Firestorm vs. Robin
  Firestorm: Mommy ever tell you not to touch a hot stove?
  Robin: She forced me to grip hot coals barehanded.
  Firestorm: (winces) Jeez, kid...
• Green Lantern vs. The Atom:
  Green Lantern: Know your role, junior.
  The Atom: (hurt) Bruce says I'm a member, not a sidekick.
  Green Lantern: Spoken like a true sidekick.
• The Atom vs. The Atom
  The Atom 1: What's causing this Mirror Match?
  The Atom 2: Fresnel diffraction? The Zeno effect?
  The Atom 1: Palmer said, "Investigate before you instigate."
• The Atom vs. The Atom
  The Atom 1: (wondering) Asynchronous phase phantom...?
  The Atom 2: I've become unstuck in space and time!
  The Atom 1: This is why I don't work with Rip Hunter!
• Enchantress vs. Sub-Zero
  June: If you can cure me, please do it!
  Sub-Zero: You are choosing to suffer...
  Enchantress: Oh, trust me, Sub-Zero. June has no choice.
• Enchantress vs. Raiden
  June: Please, Raiden, can you cure me?
  Raiden: You would do well at the Wu Shi Temple.
  Enchantress: Aren't you sentimental, old man.
• Enchantress vs. Cyborg
  June: Your technology won't stop Enchantress!
  Cyborg: It's the man that should worry you.
  Enchantress: In my experience, men are easy.
• Enchantress vs. Catwoman
  June: What are you trying to prove, Selina?
  Catwoman: Everyone deserves a second chance.
  Enchantress: Ugh! Since when are you so sentimental?
• Enchantress vs. Green Lantern
  June: Fighting magic isn't your bag, Hal.
  Green Lantern: Green Lantern stands his ground!
  Enchantress: Enchantress challenges you, you sniveling worm!
• Enchantress vs. Batman
  June: I tried to be honest with you, Batman!
  Batman: You left out some important details.
  Enchantress: Ohohoh, she didn't...I did.
• Enchantress vs. Gorilla Grodd
  June: Like what you see, Grodd?
  Grodd: It cannot be!
  Enchantress: Go to hell, you dirty ape.
• Blue Beetle vs. Enchantress
  Blue Beetle: What smells like burning eggs?
  Enchantress: Fire, brimstone, and your burning corpse.
  Blue Beetle: ...that escalated quickly.
• Firestorm vs. Enchantress
  Firestorm: These flames aren't just for show.
  Enchantress: Want to see a trick?
  Firestorm: No.
• Black Canary vs. Enchantress
  Black Canary: Another girl's always a good thing.
  Enchantress: This "other girl" wants to eat your soul.
  Black Canary: You're gonna go home hungry!
• Enchantress vs. Hellboy
  June: You've never met a hag like this.
  Hellboy: Hags, witches, you're all the same to me.
  Enchantress: There's no witch like Enchantress.
• Hellboy vs. Enchantress
  Hellboy: You can't tell, but I'm blushing right now.
  Enchantress: Don't be so modest, Anung-un-Rama.
  Hellboy: (startled) How do you know my goddamn name?
• Hellboy vs. Enchantress
  Hellboy: You some kind of succubus?
  Enchantress: A witch and devourer of souls? Yes.
  Hellboy: Well, in that case... (grinning) let's do this!
• Enchantress vs. Red Hood
  June: She can smell death on you.
  Red Hood: Must be a resurrection thing.
  Enchantress: Come on, Jason. Let me under that hood.
• Enchantress vs. Superman
  June: I can't help it. She has to be let out.
  Superman: But you'll hurt innocent people!
  Enchantress: Since when is that a problem for you?
• Enchantress vs. Enchantress
  June: My Enchantress went toe-to-toe with Superman.
  Enchantress 1: But she was no match for Maxwell Lord.
  Enchantress 2: Are you another of his mind games?
• Enchantress vs. Enchantress
  June: Great. Now there's two of you.
  Enchantress 1: Give me the Herne-Ramsgate Cauldron.
  Enchantress 2: Please. You know I don't share.
• Enchantress vs. Enchantress
  June: Son of a... this can't be happening!
  Enchantress 1: Watch your tongue, mortal!
  Enchantress 2: Why? Sisters can speak freely.
• Harley Quinn vs. Enchantress:
  Harley Quinn: You know, married couples start lookin' alike.
  Enchantress: June's my possession, not my bride.
  Harley Quinn: Learn to take a compliment, sweetie!
• Enchantress vs. Harley Quinn:
  June: I'd... rather forget the Squad.
  Harley Quinn: Awww, but I miss our little chats.
  Enchantress: Well, I don't miss a thing, Harley.
• Harley Quinn vs. Enchantress:
  Harley Quinn: Give me some breathing room, huh?
  Enchantress: I'm the monster that lurks under your bed.
  Harley Quinn: I got plenty of those at home.
• Enchantress vs. The Joker:
  June: Enchantress, Enchantress, Enchantress!
  The Joker: Could you be any more melodramatic?
  Enchantress: June can't, but I goddamn well can!
• Enchantress vs. Scarecrow:
  June: Enchantress, Enchantress, Enchantress!
  Scarecrow: Even gods succumb to fear.
  Enchantress: Maybe that's why they're all dead.
• Raphael vs. Batman
  Raphael: What is it you wanted to teach me?
  Batman: That the shadows are your friend.
  Raphael: You missed the fact I'm a ninja, dude?
• Batman vs. Leonardo
  Batman: I know exactly how to beat you.
  Leonardo: You've fought Ninja Turtles, Batman?
  Batman: I'm full of surprises.
  • Adding to the humor, Batman actually had fought the Turtles in a crossover comic the prior year.
• Leonardo vs. Leonardo
  Leo 1: I'm hallucinating you, right?
  Leo 2: Won't know until you fight me, dude.
  Leo 1: I gotta lay off Mikey's garlic fudge pizza...
• Raphael vs. The Joker
  Raph: Lookin' for trouble? 'Cause you found it!
  Joker: I'll put the "fun" in your funeral!
  Raph: I'm a New Yorker, I can take it!
• Raphael vs. Superman
  Raph: New York pizza’s the best! Am I right?
  Superman: Two words: Beef. Bourguignon.
  Raph: You really have lost your mind.
• Hellboy vs. Donatello
  Hellboy: Can't say I've met a Ninja Turtle...
  Donnie: Hope you're not turtle-phobic, Hellboy!
  Hellboy: Nah, my problem's with frogs.
• Michelangelo vs. Starfire
  Mikey: Okay, Starfire, let's do this!
  Starfire: After I win, you wanna get pizza?
  Mikey: After I win, you're buying pizza!
• Michelangelo vs. Bane
  Mikey: Now you look tough, amigo.
  Bane: Don't butcher my language!
  Mikey: Dude, let's get this over with.
• Raphael vs. Michelangelo
  Raph: You ate the last ice cream sandwich!
  Mikey: I-it was Donnie, not me!
  Raph: The wrapper's stuck to your shell, bro.
• Raphael vs. The Atom
  Raphael: New York pizza beats Gotham pizza.
  Atom: My expert opinion is you're exaggerating.
  Raphael: Don't need Donnie to know your facts are bad.
• Raphael vs. Mr. Freeze
  Raph: New York pizza's the best, am I right?
  Mr. Freeze: Quite possibly.
  Raph: Man! I love being a Turtle!
• Reverse-Flash vs. Donatello
  Reverse-Flash: I'm the fastest man alive!
  Donny: Got any facts to back that up?
  Reverse-Flash: If anyone's faster, I'll kill 'em!
• Donatello vs. Bizarro
  Donny: You're clinically proven to be pure evil...
  Bizarro: ME FIGHT FOR LIES, INJUSTICE, AMERICAN WAY!
  Donny: At least you accept the science.
• Raphael vs. Supergirl
  Raph: Now, that's a sweet Superman cosplay.
  Supergirl: The name is Supergirl!
  Raph: Sure, and I'm a Renaissance artiste!
• Donatello vs. Firestorm
  Donny: So, you're two minds in one body?
  Firestorm: One of us, a Nobel Prize winner!
  Donny: I cannot possibly be more jealous!
• Leonardo vs. Raphael
  Leonardo: That Atrocitus dude really likes you, Raph.
  Raphael: Don't worry, bro. I'm not that angry!
  Leonardo: You will be after I beat you!
• Green Lantern vs Harley
  Green Lantern: I've survived the cold of deep space!
  Harley Quinn: I collect toenail clippings!
  Green Lantern: Fair enough, let's do this.
• Harley Quinn vs Bane
  Harley Quinn: Jaime promised me ring girls...
  Bane: Surely, he was pulling your leg.
  Harley Quinn: Least there's an announcer.
  Brother Eye: BEGIN!
• Catwoman Vs. Harley Quinn
  Catwoman: The Gotham City what?
  Harley Quinn: Sirens! You, me, Kate and Babs!
  Catwoman: It'll never fly.
• Harley Quinn Vs. Catwoman
  Harley Quinn: Bats says you'll be my mentor!
  Catwoman: Remind me to ask him for a raise.
  Harley Quinn: Wait... you get paid?!
• The Flash Vs. Green Arrow
  The Flash: Any side effects from Grodd's mind control?
  Green Arrow: My head's filled with blood-soaked bananas.
  The Flash: Let's try shaking them loose.
• Jay Garrick Vs. Blue Beetle
  Jay Garrick: So you're the new Blue Beetle.
  Blue Beetle: My reputation precedes me!
  Jay Garrick: Let's see if you live up to Dan Garrett's legacy.^note Ouch, Ted Kord.
• Blue Beetle Vs. Poison Ivy
  Blue Beetle: Well, hello beautiful!
  Poison Ivy: Flattery might spare your life.
  Blue Beetle: I can live with that!
• Brainiac VS. Power Girl
  Brainiac: Kara Zor-El, the illusive specimen...
  Power Girl: Your princess is in another castle, Brainiac.
  Brainiac: Your defeat will be painful.
• Even Bane isn't above a cheap pun now and again.
  Bane: Sing me a song.
  Black Canary: I have a number in mind.
  Bane: I will supply the beat!
• Harley Quinn Vs. Harley Quinn
  Harley Quinn 1: You're cramping my style!
  Harley Quinn 2: ...What style?
  Harley Quinn 1: Grr... I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS!
• The Flash and Atrocitus have an argument about them both wearing the color red:
  The Flash: Uh, gotta say I have dibs on the whole 'red' thing.
  Atrocitus: I wore red eons before you!
  The Flash: Gotta say, I wore it better.
  • This even extends into a Clash quote:
  Atrocitus: Now do you see why red's my color?
  The Flash: Alright, we can share.
• Supergirl vs. Captain Cold
  Supergirl: You don't look like a captain, Cold.
  Captain Cold: You look like a cheerleader.
  Supergirl: Let me show you some spirit.
• Catwoman vs. Supergirl:
  Catwoman: Girl of Steel.
  Supergirl: And you're the girl who steals.
  Catwoman: Hmm. Clever, too.
• Cyborg vs. Robin:
  Cyborg: 'Sup, Dwayne?
  Robin: My name's not Dwayne!
  Cyborg: Heh. It is now.
• Cyborg vs. Robin (again):
  Cyborg: After I win, wanna get pizza?
  Robin: Loser buys.
  Cyborg: You mean it's on Batman?
• Robin vs. Cyborg:
  Robin: Got a problem?
  Cyborg: Why'd you break all my game consoles?
  Robin: No one saves the world by playing games.
• Cyborg vs. Gorilla Grodd:
  Cyborg: Escaped from the lab, monkey?
  Gorilla Grodd: I hope you brought more than insults.
  Cyborg: If you win, a banana.
• Blue Beetle vs. Green Arrow:
  Blue Beetle: You're gonna get blue!
  Green Arrow: (confused) Excuse me?
  Blue Beetle: Beetled. Gonna get Blue Beetled.
• Black Adam vs. Robin:
  Black Adam: The grandson of Ra's al Ghul...
  Robin: ...meets the dictator of a failed state.
  Black Adam: Are you incapable of respect?

Clashes

• Supergirl vs. Atrocitus
  Supergirl: Ready for naptime, baby?
  Atrocitus: YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!
• Atrocitus vs. Supergirl
  Atrocitus: THIS IS FOR CALLING ME A BABY!
  Supergirl: Wow, need a diaper change?
• Atrocitus vs. Aquaman; Arthur really has too much fun lampshading Atrocitus' Catchphrase
  Atrocitus: My rage is unending!
  Aquaman: Enough with the rage! (four of their Clash interactions start with some paraphrase of the first line, and Arthur gives the same response each time)
  
  Atrocitus: My rage consumes you!
  Aquaman: Yes, yes, rage!
  
  Atrocitus: Your rage runs deep!
  Aquaman: You like using that word, don't you?
• Batman vs. Atrocitus (doubles as a Shout-Out to The LEGO Movie, as well as Blackest Night.)
  Atrocitus: You'd be a perfect Red Lantern!
  Batman: I only come in black!
• Batman vs. Joker
  Batman: You're definitely a headache!/I'm ending this nightmare.
  Joker: #GrumpyBat!
• Batman vs. Wonder Woman
  Wonder Woman: Damien despises you.
  Batman: You can have him.
• Black Canary vs. Brainiac
  Black Canary: Gonna shove my fist up your—
  Brainiac: Humans are obsessed with scatology!
• Black Canary vs. Green Arrow
  Black Canary: I can go all night.
  Green Arrow: Promise!?
• Black Canary vs. Joker
  Black Canary: Gonna shove my fist up your—
  Joker: It could use a polish!
• Blue Beetle vs. Atrocitus
  Blue Beetle: Who names their cat "Dex-Starr"?
  Atrocitus: YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!
• Blue Beetle vs Flash
  Beetle: Am I fast, or are you slow?
  Flash: It's a little of both.
• Catwoman vs. Gorilla Grodd
  Catwoman: Keep your stinkin' paws off me!
  Gorilla Grodd: You damn dirty human!
• Cyborg vs. Supergirl
  Cyborg: Friend request denied!
  Supergirl: Ugh, I'm heartbroken.
• Darkseid vs. Harley Quinn
  Darkseid: Why should Darkseid fear you?
  Harley: YOU SINGED MY PIGTAILS!
• Darkseid vs. Joker
  Darkseid: Darkseid laughs as you perish.
  Joker: Thank you.
• Deadshot vs. Batman
  Deadshot: My shots are getting closer!
  Batman: But you're still missing.
• Doctor Fate vs. Green Arrow
  Doctor Fate: ORDER SHALL PREVAIL!
  Green Arrow: You really need to get laid.
• Doctor Fate vs Captain Cold
  Doctor Fate: You are but a man with a gun!
  Captain Cold: Not what my bank account says!
  • Alternatively, with Supergirl:
    Supergirl: Crime doesn't pay!
    Captain Cold: Not what my bank account says!
• Firestorm vs. The Flash
  Firestorm: You familiar with the laws of physics?
  The Flash: I've broken them all, so... Yeah!
• The Flash vs Blue Beetle
  Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you.
  Blue Beetle: He does? He really does!?
• The Flash vs Poison Ivy
  Flash: See? Fastest man alive!
  Poison Ivy: Then hurry up and die.
• Green Arrow vs Captain Cold
  Green Arrow: It's a pleasure to kick your ass.
  Captain Cold: Feeling's mutual!
• Green Arrow vs. Green Arrow
  Green Arrow 1: Can't tell which of us is evil!
  Green Arrow 2: I know! We've both got beards!
• Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) vs Green Lantern (John Stewart)
  Green Lantern (Hal): I'm the real Green Lantern!
  Green Lantern (John): Very funny, Hal!
• Harley vs. Aquaman
  Harley: You kiss like a fish, too?!
  Aquaman: Enough with the fish metaphors.../Only Mera knows!
• Harley Quinn vs. Atrocitus
  Harley: You'd make a darn cute plushie!
  Atrocitus: WHat... IS A PLUSHIE?!
  • What makes this especially hilarious is Atrocitus' perfect delivery. He's still speaking with rage through gritted teeth, but this is the one time where it briefly falters, seemingly out of amazement and utter confusion at the concept of a "plushie".
• Harley vs Bane
  Harley Quinn: (imitating Bane) I'll break wind!
  Bane: Don't you dare!
• Harley Quinn vs Black Canary
  Harley Quinn: You know, Lucy could take on Connor.
  Black Canary: The kids are not going to fight, Harley!
• Harley Quinn vs Captain Cold
  Harley Quinn: Could ya' make me a snow cone?
  Captain Cold: Try asking Mr. Freeze.
  • Becomes a Brick Joke with Harley Quinn vs. Mr. Freeze
  Harley Quinn: Could ya make me a snow cone?
  Mr. Freeze: Did Snart tell you to ask me that?
• Harley vs. Catwoman
  Harley: I love you~
  Catwoman: Then quit yanking my tail!
• Harley Quinn vs. Deadshot
  Harley: Stop tryin' to kill me, will ya?!
  Deadshot: Nah, I'll keep shooting.
• Harley Quinn vs. Flash
  Harley: Hah! Bet you sonic boom when you fart!
  Flash: Definitely not how the Speed Force works.
  • Alternatively, against Supergirl:
    Harley: Hah! Bet you sonic boom when you fart!
    Supergirl: Pfft! As! If!
    • Or, against Superman:
      Harley: Hah! Bet you sonic boom when you fart!
      Superman: You asked for it!
• Harley Quinn vs. Green Lantern
  Harley Quinn: Green means GO!
  Green Lantern: My fist means STOP!
• Harley Quinn vs. Poison Ivy
  Harley Quinn: I love you~
  Poison Ivy: I know.
• Harley Quinn vs. Swamp Thing
  Harley Quinn: Make like a tree and leaf!
  Swamp Thing: I hate that joke, Quinn.
• Joker vs Aquaman
  Joker: You'll be delicious, battered and fried.
  Aquaman: Enough with the fish metaphors!
• Joker vs. Black Adam
  Joker: Meet that other lightning guy?
  Black Adam: With the bamboo hat? Yes.
• Joker vs. Brainiac
  Joker: You're taking the fun out of this!
  Brainiac: The advantage of a 12th level intellect.
• Joker vs. Cyborg
  Joker: You're breaking Asimov's first law!
  Cyborg: I'm a cyborg, not a robot!
• Joker vs. Firestorm
  Joker: You must've swallowed the red pill!
  Firestorm: Completely different "matrix"!
• Joker vs. Green Arrow
  Joker: You've got no sense of humor!
  Green Arrow: Hello, boxing glove arrow?
• Joker vs. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
  Joker: Look! Sinestro's behind you!
  Green Lantern (Hal): Not falling for that one./Never Heard That One Before.
  • Alternatively, against John Stewart:
    Joker: Look! Sinestro's behind you!
    Green Lantern (John): Not in my Sector.
    • Or, against Atrocitus
      Joker: Look! Sinestro's behind you!
      Atrocitus: YOU'LL NOT RIDICULE ME AGAIN!
• Joker vs. Red Hood
  Joker: Your pick: dynamite or crowbar?
  Red Hood: Die, Joker!
• Joker vs Scarecrow
  Joker: More gas, please!
  Scarecrow: You've had enough./Stop having fun!
• Poison Ivy vs. Supergirl
  Poison Ivy: Kiss me, lover...
  Supergirl: Gross! Not happening!
  • Alternatively, against Black Manta:
    Poison Ivy: Kiss me, lover...
    Black Manta: I'd rather die here...
    • Or, against Black Adam:
      Poison Ivy: Kiss me, lover...
      Black Adam: You're unworthy.
• Red Hood vs the Joker:
  Red Hood: Scum like you deserve to die!
  Joker: Thank you!
• Reverse-Flash vs Jay Garrick
  Reverse-Flash: I'll destroy your future!
  Jay: That would be incredibly impolite!
• Robin vs. Deadshot
  Robin: Who'd put a hit on me!?
  Deadshot: Anyone who's ever met you.
• Robin vs. Red Hood
  Robin: This time, you're dead!
  Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
  • Gives the same response in a Mirror Match, when the other Red Hood snarls, "Scum like you deserve to die!"
    • Also applies to others who want him dead. Against Grid:
      Grid: Your death will not stir me.
      Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
    • Against Wonder Woman:
      Wonder Woman: Die with honor.
      Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
    • Against Mr. Freeze:
      Mr. Freeze: You will die a cold death!
      Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
    • Against Atrocitus:
      Atrocitus: I'll spill your blood.
      Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
    • Against Poison Ivy:
      Poison Ivy: One kiss and you're dead.
      Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
    • Against Black Adam:
      Black Adam: How long till you die?
      Red Hood: Been dead, done that!
• Scarecrow vs. Deadshot
  Scarecrow: Scream in terror!
  Deadshot: Actually, that might be cathartic.
• Scarecrow vs. Joker
  Scarecrow: You couldn't beat Batman!
  Joker: Best you'll give him is a hangover!
• Scarecrow vs. Robin
  Scarecrow: Daddy fights better than you!
  Robin: Shut up, Scarecrow!
• Scarecrow vs Superman
  Scarecrow: Confess your fears!
  Superman: I'm afraid for your safety.
• Superman vs. Bane
  Superman: I'll break you, Bane.
  Bane: That is my line.
• Superman vs. Batman
  Superman: I'm sorry, Bruce.
  Batman: I'm not dead yet!
• Wonder Woman vs. Harley Quinn
  Wonder Woman: Say goodnight, Harley.
  Harley Quinn: Goodnight, Harley!
• Sub-Zero vs. The Joker
  Sub-Zero: You fight without honor!
  Joker: Because this Joker's wild!
• Robin vs. Harley Quinn
  Robin: How's this gonna end?
  Harley Quinn: I'm a doctor, not a fortune teller!
• Scarecrow vs. Green Lantern
  Scarecrow: Crashing... just like your father!
  Green Lantern: Forget scared, I'm angry!
• Firestorm vs. Robin
  Firestorm: What do you think you're doing?
  Robin: Thrashing two of you at once.
• Atrocitus vs. Bizarro
  Atrocitus: I can feel your fury...
  Bizarro: BIZARRO LOVE YOU!
• Bane vs. Batman
  Bane: How is your back?
  Batman: Never better.
• Swamp Thing vs. Poison Ivy
  Swamp Thing: There can only be one guardian.
  Poison Ivy: Then hurry up and die.
• Scarecrow vs. Black Manta
  Scarecrow: The Trench are behind you!
  Black Manta: Choke on a harpoon!
• The Atom vs. Robin
  The Atom: I've still got a small advantage!
  Robin: Quit embarrassing yourself!
• The Atom vs. Blue Beetle
  The Atom: Don't make me fly up your nose!
  Blue Beetle: It's totally not cool!
• Atrocitus vs. Hellboy
  Atrocitus: Let your rage flow!
  Hellboy: (almost sighing) I'm so over this crap.
• Aquaman vs. Hellboy
  Aquaman: Should I summon the shark?
  Hellboy: Shove it up your ass!
• Michelangelo vs. Scarecrow
  Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
  Scarecrow: You've had enough.
  • Alternatively, against Supergirl
    Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
    Supergirl: Ever hear of "sharing"?
    • Or, against The Flash
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      The Flash: Alright! We can share.
    • ...or Darkseid
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      Darkseid: You cannot deny Darkseid.
    • ...or Black Canary
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      Black Canary: Too late for that.
    • ...or Blue Beetle
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      Blue Beetle: I am so blogging about this!
    • ...or Catwoman
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      Catwoman: Then quit yanking my tail.
    • ...or Hellboy
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      Hellboy: That crap's getting old.
    • ...or Green Lantern
      Michelangelo: Hands off my pizza!
      Green Lantern: What would be the fun in that?
• Aquaman vs. Black Adam
  Aquaman: Go back to the desert!
  Black Adam: Famous Last Words.
• Gorilla Grodd vs. Cyborg
  Gorilla Grodd: Man plus machine equals failure.
  Cyborg: That the new math, Grodd?
• Atrocitus vs. Firestorm
  Atrocitus: TASTE MY BILE!
  Firestorm: Just... blegh...
  • ...or Supergirl:
    Atrocitus: TASTE MY BILE!
    Supergirl: Gross! Not happening!
    • ...or Jay Garrick:
      Atrocitus: TASTE MY BILE!
      Jay Garrick: That would be incredibly impolite!
    • ...or Blue Beetle:
      Atrocitus: TASTE MY BILE!
      Blue Beetle: That's messed up, brah.
• Harley Quinn vs. Robin
  Harley Quinn: Bruce and Talia, sitting in a—
  Robin: Shut it, clown!
• Black Adam vs. Superman
  Black Adam: It's my turn to rule.
  Superman: Didn't know we were taking turns.
• Bizarro vs. Captain Cold
  Bizarro: Bizarro am number one!
  Captain Cold: You're overcompensating!
• Green Lantern vs. Swamp Thing
  Green Lantern: Say it! I'm the most green!
  Swamp Thing: "Green" as in "inexperienced"?
• Atrocitus vs. Wonder Woman
  Atrocitus: My rage in unending!
  Wonder Woman: Another dose, perhaps?
• Supergirl vs. Brainiac
  Supergirl: This is for Krypton!
  Brainiac: Your abject failure?
  • Speaking of abject failures...Wonder Woman vs. Brainiac
    Wonder Woman: This is for (Earth/Superman)!
    Brainiac: Your abject failure?
    • Catwoman vs. Brainiac, again on abject failures
      Catwoman: This is going purr-fectly.
      Brainiac: Your abject failure?
    • Black Adam vs. Brainiac
      Black Adam: This only ends one way...
      Brainiac: Your abject failure?
• Cheetah vs. Aquaman
  Cheetah: I thirst for your blood!
  Aquaman: You need teeth to eat.
• Atrocitus vs. Doctor Fate
  Atrocitus: Submit to my anger!
  Doctor Fate: You will submit to order!