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* Batman vs. Wonder Woman
-->'''Wonder Woman''': Damien despises you.\\
'''Batman''': You can have him.
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-->'''Hellboy:''' That costume supposed to scare me?\\

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-->'''Hellboy:''' That costume getup supposed to scare me?\\



'''Hellboy:''' That you're kidding yourself.

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'''Hellboy:''' That you're kidding kiddin’ yourself.
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'''Harley Quinn''': Alfred knocked your freakin' ass out!

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'''Harley Quinn''': Alfred knocked your yer freakin' ass out!



-->'''Harley Quinn''': Ah, [[ComicBook/LegionOfSuperheroes Lightning Lad]]!\\

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-->'''Harley Quinn''': Ah, [[ComicBook/LegionOfSuperheroes Lightning Lad]]!\\Lad]]! (Alternatively, “Batman says yer comin’ with me!”)\\
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Just For Pun cleanup.


--> '''Harley Quinn:''' Ollie! I ''[[JustForPun quiver]]'' with joy!\\

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--> '''Harley Quinn:''' Ollie! I ''[[JustForPun ''[[{{Pun}} quiver]]'' with joy!\\



'''Harley Quinn''': [[JustForPun Just tryin' to]] [[Film/BatmanandRobin break the ice.]]

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'''Harley Quinn''': [[JustForPun Just tryin' to]] [[Film/BatmanandRobin Just tryin' to break the ice.]]



'''Mr. Freeze''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Oh my, that ice is]] ''[[JustForPun breaking]]''...

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'''Mr. Freeze''': [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Oh my, that ice is]] ''[[JustForPun breaking]]''...is breaking]]...



-->'''Blue Beetle''': Wow... meeting you is just ''[[JustForPun so cool]]''...\\

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-->'''Blue Beetle''': Wow... meeting you is just ''[[JustForPun ''[[{{Pun}} so cool]]''...\\



'''Mr. Freeze''': Your ego makes you ''[[JustForPun snow blind]]''.

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'''Mr. Freeze''': Your ego makes you ''[[JustForPun snow blind]]''.''snow blind''.



'''Deadshot 2''': Guess the other will ''really'' be a [[JustForPun dead shot]].\\

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'''Deadshot 2''': Guess the other will ''really'' be a [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} dead shot]].\\



'''Green Arrow''': Always go for [[JustforPun the juggler.]]

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'''Green Arrow''': Always go for [[JustforPun [[{{Pun}} the juggler.]]



'''Harley Quinn:''' Nah! No fun playin' with [[JustForPun cheat-ahs!]] (''laughs'')\\

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'''Harley Quinn:''' Nah! No fun playin' with [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} cheat-ahs!]] (''laughs'')\\



-->'''Harley Quinn''': (imitating Bane) [[JustForPun I'll break wind!]]\\

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-->'''Harley Quinn''': (imitating Bane) [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} I'll break wind!]]\\



-->'''Harley Quinn''': Make like a tree and ''[[JustForPun leaf]]''!\\

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-->'''Harley Quinn''': Make like a tree and ''[[JustForPun ''[[{{Pun}} leaf]]''!\\



-->'''The Atom:''' I've still got a ''[[JustForPun small]]'' [[JustForPun advantage]]!\\

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-->'''The Atom:''' I've still got a ''[[JustForPun ''[[{{Pun}} small]]'' [[JustForPun [[{{Pun}} advantage]]!\\
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'''Raph''': You really have lost your mind.

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'''Raph''': ''[[SeriousBusiness You really have really]]'' '''''[[SeriousBusiness have]]''''' ''[[SeriousBusiness lost your mind.]]''
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*** ...or Hellboy
---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\\
'''Hellboy:''' That crap's getting old.
*** ...or Green Lantern
---->'''Michelangelo:''' Hands off my pizza!\\
'''Green Lantern:''' What would be the fun in that?
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* Supergirl vs. Catwoman
-->'''Supergirl''': Make any big scores lately?\\
'''Catwoman''': (smugly) [[DatingCatwoman Just Batman's heart.]]\\
'''Supergirl''': [[NoJustNoReaction (audibly nauseated)]] Hold on, I'm gonna barf...
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*Black Adam vs. Robin:
-->'''Black Adam:''' The grandson of Ra's al Ghul...\\
'''Robin:''' ...meets the dictator of a failed state.\\
'''Black Adam:''' Are you incapable of respect?

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-->'''Black Canary''': Gonna [[AssShove shove]] my fist up your-\\

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-->'''Black Canary''': Gonna [[AssShove shove]] my fist up your-\\your--\\



-->'''Black Canary''': Gonna shove my fist up your-\\

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-->'''Black Canary''': Gonna shove my fist up your-\\your--\\



* Harley vs Atrocitus

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* Harley vs Quinn vs. Atrocitus



'''Atrocitus''': '''''[[BigWhat WH]][[FlatWhat AT...]]''''' IS A PLUSHIE?!

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'''Atrocitus''': '''''[[BigWhat WH]][[FlatWhat AT...at...]]''''' IS A PLUSHIE?!


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* The Atom vs. Blue Beetle
-->'''The Atom:''' Don't make me fly up your nose!\\
'''Blue Beetle:''' It's totally not cool!

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--> '''Harley Quinn:''': Docs now say fish remember faces.\\

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--> '''Harley Quinn:''': Quinn:''' Docs now say fish remember faces.\\



'''Firestorm''': [[ShutupHannibal Just shut up and fight!]]\\

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'''Firestorm''': [[ShutupHannibal Just shut up and and]] [[BringIt fight!]]\\



'''Green Lantern''': How about a straightjacket?\\

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'''Green Lantern''': How about a straightjacket?\\straitjacket?\\



'''The Atom:''' ''(hurt)'' Bruce says I'm a member, not a {{sidekick}}.\\
'''Green Lantern:''' Spoken like a true {{sidekick}}.

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'''The Atom:''' ''(hurt)'' Bruce says I'm a member, not a {{sidekick}}.sidekick.\\
'''Green Lantern:''' Spoken like a true {{sidekick}}.sidekick.



* Enchantress vs. Raiden
-->'''June''': Please, Raiden, can you cure me?\\
'''Raiden''': You would do well at the Wu Shi Temple.\\
'''Enchantress''': Aren't you sentimental, old man.



* Enchantress vs. Scarecrow:
-->'''June:''' Enchantress, Enchantress, Enchantress!\\
'''Scarecrow:''' Even gods succumb to fear.\\
'''Enchantress:''' Maybe that's why they're all dead.



'''Superman''': Two words, beef bourguignon.\\

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'''Superman''': Two words, beef bourguignon.words: Beef. Bourguignon.\\



'''Announcer''': BEGIN!

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'''Announcer''': '''Brother Eye''': BEGIN!



-->'''Atrocitus:''' My rage is unending! \\

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-->'''Atrocitus:''' My rage is unending! \\unending!\\



'''Aquaman:''' You like using that word, don't you?

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'''Aquaman:''' [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore You like using that word, don't you?you?]]
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-->?'''Green Arrow 1''': Arrow Cave is ''not'' a stupid name.
-->?'''Green Arrow 2''': [[CallBack It's called the Quiver now.]]
-->?'''Green Arrow 1''': That...actually makes sense.

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-->?'''Green -->'''Green Arrow 1''': Arrow Cave is ''not'' a stupid name.
-->?'''Green
name.\\
'''Green
Arrow 2''': [[CallBack It's called the Quiver now.]]
-->?'''Green
]]\\
'''Green
Arrow 1''': That...actually makes sense.



-->'''Raph''': Lookin' for trouble? 'Cause y'found it!\\

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-->'''Raph''': Lookin' for trouble? 'Cause y'found you found it!\\
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* Blue Beetle vs. Green Arrow:
-->'''Blue Beetle''': You're gonna get [[AccidentalInnuendo blue!]]\\
'''Green Arrow''': ''(confused)'' [[ThatCameOutWrong Excuse me?]]\\
'''Blue Beetle''': [[VerbalBackspace Beetled. Gonna get Blue Beetled.]]
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'''Harley Quinn''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms What's the other one gonna be doing?]]\\

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'''Harley Quinn''': [[ADateWithRosiePalms What's the other one gonna be doing?]]\\doing?\\
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-->'''Hellboy''': Can't say I've met a Ninja Jurtle...\\

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-->'''Hellboy''': Can't say I've met a Ninja Jurtle...Turtle...\\



* Donnatello vs. Firestorm

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* Donnatello Donatello vs. Firestorm

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*** Against Harley Quinn:
---->'''Harley Quinn:''' Prepare to be perforated!\\
'''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that!



*** Against Atrocitus:
---->'''Atrocitus:''' I'll spill your blood.\\
'''Red Hood:''' Been dead, done that!



*** Or against Michelangelo:
---->'''Michelangelo:''' Too bad you can't respawn.\\

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*** Or against Michelangelo:
---->'''Michelangelo:''' Too bad
Against Black Adam:
---->'''Black Adam:''' How long till
you can't respawn.\\die?\\
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* Captain Cold vs. Robin
-->'''Captain Cold''': Playing the hero, Damian?\\
'''Robin''': I'm not ''playing'' at anything.\\
'''Captain Cold''': Most kids have only one dad to disappoint.

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