Funny / Fallout: Equestria

• No one in the group denies Steelhooves possesses ridiculous firepower, but that doesn't stop Calamity from contemplating strapping Littlepip to the top of the Steel Ranger to create the ultimate weapon.
• Chapter 23:
  • A discussion pops up among the group of Littlepip's penchant for random exploration on more then one occasion, but the best banter comes at the beginning of Chapter 23. Everyone says Littlepip is overly curious. She denies it... while she's picking the lock to a safe she found hidden behind a wall painting in a building she randomly decided to explore.
    Velvet: When other colts and fillies decided to try new things in an effort to provoke their cutie marks into showing, they'd try soccer. Or ballet. Littlepip? She tries to invent the art of breaking into other ponies' private things.
  • Littlepip activates a memory orb... and finds herself living one of Steelhooves' memories, as he's trying to convince Applejack to have sex with him while he's wearing the recorder. Oh, and Applejack apparently had a thing for being tied up with her own lasso.
  • Also from Chapter 23:
    I came barreling into a lobby full of ponies and stumbled over the severed hindleg of a raider, losing my balance and face-planting into the rubble of the collapsed ceiling. Little Macintosh clattered into the rubble.
    "Uh... She tripped me!" I offered weakly, getting up.
• Chapter 24, Calamity having trouble understanding Velvet's phrasing of his gushing over his new gun.
  Velvet Remedy pushed past us, rolling her eyes and tossing her mane. "Do you and your gun need some alone time?" she shot as she passed Calamity.
  He blinked. "Well, yeah. That's what Ah jus' said."
• Chapter 27, Homage's note to Littlepip passed over the air via DJ PON-3 left Pip burning red.
• Another in Chapter 27 would be when Littlepip dives into a memory orb only to meet Celestia and Luna for the first time... there was much fangirling.
• Chapter 30: Xenith comments on Littlepip's time with Homage.
  "There are lovers who are quiet and there are ones who are not," Xenith stated. "You are not one of the quiet ones."
  Oh no, dear sweet Celestia.
  "You are what my tribe called a 'whinnier'."
  I felt myself blushing hotly. I wanted to throw myself in the Splendid Valley sinkhole out of sheer embarrassment. "You mean... all those... each..." I squeaked.
  "Yes," Xenith confirmed. "Each."It took me several minutes and an old sack that the zebra had given me before I stopped hyperventilating.
  "Can you breathe now?" Xenith asked gently.
  I nodded. "I think so."
  "The medical pony is right," Xenith said with a soft smile. "You are cute when you are that color."
• A gem at the end of chapter 31. Littlepip looks into her missing memories against the explicit direction of herself. When Pip inevitable sneaks a peek she is treated to a verbal debasing... by her past self KNOWING that she would have snuck a peek nearly ruining her own Memory Gambit.
• Several moments in chapter 32, Most of it hinges around Homage and Velvet teasing Littlepip. Happens ALL throughout the chapter.
• Littlepip walking in on Calamity and Velvet Remedy (who are now a couple)... being together.
  • Followed closely by a Heartwarming Moment as both of them explain why they are attracted to each other, moreso when the normally inarticulate Calamity expresses in an honest and heartfelt manner his feelings for Velvet Remedy.
• Chapter 39, while being a huge downer for the most part, does have Ditzy Doo learning how to release her radioactive buildup, which she finds amusing anytime she bursts and falls over on her face. In fact, her antics even during the darkest chapter of the story are capable of making the exhausted and emotionally scarred Littlepip smile.
  • Within that same chapter, Ditzy Doo shares the story of how she got her cutie mark, which is a silly and heartwarming tale on its own.
• Chapter 40, "Oh. My. Gawd! Littlepip's hawt for mother!"
• Chapter 43: The plan is for Littlepip, Reggie, and Calamity to sneak into the Enclave battleship in zebra stealth cloaks. They are immediately stymied by a cloud lock, which Littlepip can't touch. As Calamity and Littlepip are trying to find a workaround, such as waiting for someone to open the door and getting inside that way, Reggie just picks the lock herself.
  Reggie: Honestly, way you two act, you'd think Littlepip is the only person in the entire wasteland who c'n pick a lock.
• Chapter 44:
  • We are also treated to one of the only instances where I Call It "Vera" is averted.
    Gawd: No.
    Regina: No what? I haven't...
    Gawd: No, I ain't lettin' you have a crossbow so you can name it The Fart.
  • The weird zebra Gloom immediately identifies Littlepip as gay due to the fact that she's eating flowers.
    Xephyr: Gloom, I eat flowers. You eat flowers.
    Gloom: But it was the lesbian way she was eating the flowers.
  • Littlepip trying to explain her role.
    Littlepip: I'm going to do what I do best.
    Calamity: Drop somethin' heavy on it?
    Velvet Remedy: Get shot full of holes?
    Xenith: Stare at flanks?
    Homage: Orgasm?
    Ditzy Doo (using a chalkboard): Squeak and blush?
    Littlepip: Okay, fine! I'm going to do something I'm sort of good at.
  • Meeting Lionheart, a suvivor of Cantelot, who explains he cannot speak in a lower voice because "The armor of the Palace Guards was enchanted by Princess Luna Herself that we may always speak in the Royal Canterlot Voice, so that our words would carry the proper weight!"
  • Lionheart introduces the team to Mouse, the Canterlot dragon who was transformed into a mouse.
    "...a field mouse?" Calamity blinked. "Ya brought yer pet?"
    The mouse snorted, just a little, blasting the air with yard-long streams of terrifyingly solid pink.
    "Oh," Calamity muttered. "That mouse."
• In chapter 45, Celestia recognizing Littlepip as the one who made up so many colorful epithets involving her.