Funny / Dinner for Schmucks

• Anything done or said by the blind swordsman. Some of his best moments include: "I love to paint!" "Oh? Are you any good?" "...I don't know." And his attempt to battle the business men in a fair fight by shutting off the light... just to shut off one of several, leaving the room completely lit.
• Barry mind-dueling Therman.
• "This was a contest to find the biggest idiot." lifts trophy, "Which I nailed!"
• The entire "Tower Of Dreams" sequence. And heartwarming, too.
• "I'm gonna lay eggs in that guy's ears."
• "She's talking to the lobster!"
  • Everyone except for one guy is put off by her reading of the lobster's last moments.
• "That's my wife's favorite finger."
• When Therman is first introduced, he appears to be wearing an orange turtleneck sweater under his jacket - while still in conversation, he casually takes the jacket off, revealing he's wearing a turtleneck dickey (possibly refashioned from what was originally a sweater) over a t-shirt.
• "He's friends with Morgan Freeman!"