Funny / Carry On Spying

• The Genre Blindness of the heroes.
• Carstairs' many disguises, especially the large-breasted prostitute.
• Why on earth would Milchmann think to stand directly next to the explosion?
• This:
  Bind: Just now, somebody tried to shoot me.
  Simpkins: Shoot you? Where?
  Bind: In the Schnitzelstrasse.
  Simpkins: Ooh, sounds like it might've been very painful.
• When Simpkins and Bind look for Carstairs at the warehouse, they see Harold's hat and coat resting on a bollard. Their first reaction?
  Desmond Simpkins: [whispering] There's someone there.
  Charlie Bind: Who is it? Is it Carstairs?
  Desmond Simpkins: No, but it appears to be a short man standing on one leg.
• When Crow mind-controls Daphne:
  Dr Crow: You are now under my control.
  Daphne Honeybutt: I am now under your control.
  Dr Crow: You will obey everything I say.
  Daphne Honeybutt: You will obey everything I say.
  Dr Crow: No. You will obey everything I say.
  Daphne Honeybutt: You will obey everything I say.
  Dr Crow: [crossly] Why did I even bother?! (smacks the machine)
  (Daphne's eyes become much more blank)
  Daphne Homeybutt: "Page One"...
• The head of the funhouse is Scottish.
• Harold trying to wrench the padlock open, and then pushes his foot on the other, pushing it open. Then he looks outside the door as if to say "I meant to do that."
  • In the same scene, he, Simpkins and Bind find Milchmann dead. Then Simpkins orders Bind to write out the names of the villains that betrayed him.
    Milchmann: [groans in pain]
    Charlie Bind: Sorry, say that again.
    Milchmann: [groans the exact same way]
    Charlie Bind: (writes, then reads) [groans] Oh, the Chinese again!
    Milchmann: No! Not that!
• The Fat Man asks the disguised Harold, "Let me see your shimmy."
  Harold: [offended] Certainly not!
  Daphne: No, your dance!
• This Captain Obvious description of The Fat Man from the Chief.
  The Chief: [The Fat Man's description] Male.
  Desmond: "Male."
  Harold: [to Charlie] "Male."
  Charlie: [while writing down] Male.
  The Chief: Fat.
  Desmond: "Fat."
  Harold: [to Charlie] "Fat."
  Charlie: [while writing down] Fat.
  Desmond: [disappointed] Is THAT it?
• A woman suddenly appearing in Simpkins' cupboard, and then after closing it, he reopens it to find it empty, sans a few clothes.
• Simpkins' "incredible disguise" is brownface and a fez. Bind cannot tell the difference when Simpkins stops him in the street, saying that "it was the hat".

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