Funny / Carry On Cowboy

• The Rumpo Kid spits, making Judge Burke go:
  Mayor Judge Burke: DISGUSTING!!!
• When meeting Marshall, Judge Burke says this:
  Mayor Judge Burke: Mayor Judge Burke. Come from a long descendant of Burkes. My great-grandfather founded this here city. Married into the Wright family and became a Wright-Burke.
  • There's also the moment when One Dialogue, Two Conversations takes place.
  Marshall P Knutt: [about actual rats] You've got to find out their breeding place.
  Mayor Judge Burke: [about the Rumpo Kid and his gang] Well, that sounds like a lengthy process.
• When getting a beer, the Mayor and his friends hide from Rumpo's gun, Rumpo goes "bottoms up", followed by his glass breaking as if it didn't like the joke either. Turns out it was Belle's gunshot that destroyed it.
• This:
  Doc: [shoves the saloon doors open, which swing and slam into him, knocking him on the floor]
• Little Heap's obsession with people's scalps.
  Little Heap: [screams at his father in their native language while waving his dagger about]
  Big Heap: No, you can't have their scalps!
  • Then later:
  Big Heap: I'll only be a few minutes. [firmly] No taking people's scalps while I'm gone!
  Little Heap: [groans petulantly]
  • And also:
  Big Heap: (walking past Judge Burke in a nighthat) How wonderful! D'you know, I've always wanted a scalp with a bobble on it.
• The Rumpo Kid wants money from the bank so he walks into the bank, shoots someone and walks out proudly with a sack of money.
  Bank Owner: [rushes out bank, sticks sign that says "Bank teller needed" on the wall] THAT'S THE FOURTH BANKER THIS MONTH!!
• "GOLD STRIKE AT BEAR CREEK!!!" *cue the entire bar emptying as people rush to get a cut*
  • Then the oblivious Rumpo tries to court Annie Oakley but is interrupted by Big Heap and Charlie the bartender's return.
    The Rumpo Kid: Charlie?! What are you doing? Where have you been?
    Charlie the bartender: Some nutjob came in here screaming about some gold in Bear Creek.
    The Rumpo Kid: You didn't believe him, did you?
    Charlie the bartender: Well, I got about three miles out of this town until I realised -- there is no Bear Creek!
• This:
  Marshall P Knutt: Annie, you don't think I'm crazy, do you?
  Mayor Judge Burke: (pulling himself into a sitting position) AS NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE!!
• Judge Burke's Skewed Priorities when meeting the Rumpo Kid.
  Mayor Judge Burke: [after being asked how he was] You obviously have never been ordered out of your bed at gunpoint and not being allowed to put your SLIPPERS ON!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO RIDE A HORSE BAREFOOT?! IT HURTS!!!
  The Rumpo Kid: Could've been worse. Could've caught you in the bath.