Episode 1
- Eren lies about gathering wood to his mom:Carla: Eren, that's a lot of wood.Eren: Eeyup.Carla: You are quite adept and seeking out and gathering wood.Eren: I...guess...?Carla: I'm so proud that you can take so much wood on your back.Eren: Eww, mom! You are not allowed to make those jokes!Carla: Says who, the Mom Police?Eren: Yes.Carla: Well, the Son Police says that you can't lie to your mom.
- Eren wants to join the Recon Corps.Carla: Eren, don't join the Recon Corps!Eren: You can't tell me what to do!Carla: You are twelve and I'm your mother, I'm pretty sure I can!
- The Garrison soldiers are always drunk.Hannes: Go sit back down, you drunken waste of space!Eren: That's right kettle, listen to the pot!
- Eren, Armin, and Mikasa discuss the thought of hitting puberty, and deduce that Armin already has because he feels depressed and awkward all the time.
- Tempting FateArmin: For once I'd like to be around when something exciting happens, you know?(Colossal Titan appears)Armin: Me and my stupid mouth!
Episode 2
- Mikasa's narration at the beginning.Mikasa: (narrating) We lost a third of our territory and a lot of lives the day the Colossal Titan appeared. And Eren...Mikasa: (narrating) ...he lost something else entirely.
- Armin vs Keith Shadis.Shadis: WHY ARE YOU HERE, YOU PATHETIC WORM!Armin: (half unintelligible) I don't know sir!Shadis: WAS THAT EVEN A HUMAN LANGUAGE? SPEAK CLEARLY, PRIVATE!Armin: I'm sorry, sir!Shadis: AH KNOW YOU'RE SORRY, YA SACK O' SHIT, BUT WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, YOU WILL EITHER BE A SOLDIER, OR YOU WILL BE DEAD! DO YOU HEAR ME?!Armin: I don't know what you want from me!
- Mikasa's thoughts on being The Ace:Mikasa: It's not my fault, I'm Japanese.Eren: What does that have to do with anything?!Mikasa: Japanese people are the superior race. I can't help that I was born this way.Eren: ...We've known each other for years, but I never noticed how incredibly racist you are until just now.
- Followed by:
Mikasa: Look Eren, you care about this way more than me. I'm sure you'll be way better at it.Keith Shadis: You ten standing before me are the best of the best, especially MEE-KA-SAA, who quickly outshined everyone else, no matter how hard they tried.Eren: ...F**k you, Mikasa. - Eren still wants to join the Recon Corps. And Mikasa's going with him.Thomas: But you guys, you two are in the top ten! You're among the only ones who can choose to be in the inner walls and far away from the Titans!Eren: Titans?! TITAAANS!Armin: Oh great. Eren!Eren: KILL, KILL! KILL! KILL ALL OF THEM! AAUUGH!Thomas: ...Holy shit, he's insane.Eren: KILL THEM ALL!Thomas: ...I guess that explains everything.
- Hannes is still drunk.Hannes: I'm a captain now.Mikasa: That is a legitimate surprise.(...)Hannes: (to Armin) How's your grandfather, the sleazy old sonuva—Armin: He's dead.Armin: Four years ago.Hannes: Wow, I'm ... sorry for your loss.Armin: You were at the funeral!Hannes: Well, I was probably drunk. I mean, I am right now.Eren: Captain Hannes, everybody!Mikasa: You sure learned your lesson.Hannes: Wuh? What lesson? What're you talking about?Eren: You know, when the Titans broke through Wall Maria last time? When my mom died?Hannes: Your mom's dead? When did this happen?Eren: Five years ago!Hannes: I shoulda been there!Eren: You were there! We watched her die!Hannes: We did?(...)Armin: Will you even remember this conversation?Hannes: Of course I will, ah...Armin: Armin.Hannes: Really? You look more like a Carl to me.Armin: But I'm not.Hannes: Anyway Carl, how's your grandfather?
- After Eren has had enough pestering from the others about seeing his mom die, we get this line (directed at Jean):
- Of course, Jean kicks his ass, but still.
Episode 3
- Sasha tries to save Samuel by catching him with her hooks.Sasha: Oops, kinda got your leg there, huh? Sorry Sammy! (No response) Sammy?
- Eren attempts to slice the neck of the Colossal titan, but it instead disappears in the steam.Eren: ...WHUUATTT?!!!
- Eren's comebacks to Jean are pure No, You.Jean: I hope you get eaten, douchebag!Eren: Not gonna happen, DOUCHIER-bag! ...Nailed it.
- Eren has a catchphrase.
- Eren's mom's ghost giving him a lecture about how much of a disappointment he is compared to Mikasa.
- The sheer Stylistic Suck of Eren's drawing.Now all teh Tightin r ded!
- Eren telling Armin in an almost sexualized manner how he's gonna kill all Titans.Eren: Armin.Armin: Yeah?Eren: (breathing heavily) Don't worry. I'm gonna kill all of them.Armin: The Titans?Eren: Yeahhh...Armin: I don't think that's possible-Eren: I WILL.Armin: Okay!Eren: Then she'll see. I'll show her who's the inferior one.Armin: You mean Mikasa?Eren: ....No.Armin: Eren, you're scaring me.Eren: Let's go! Titantitantitantitantitantitan...
- Eren saving Armin at (seemingly) the cost of his life isn't so much a Heroic Sacrifice so much as having a mental breakdown and hallucinating his mother insulting him.
Episode 4
- Eren saves Mikasa from the kidnappers by pretending to be a Jehovah's Witness.
- Not to mention, the soldiers' reactions when they arrive on the scene to find that Eren and Mikasa have already killed the human traffickers.
Eren: (casually) Oh, there you guys are, finally! Heh heh, see Mikasa, I told you they'd come. Oh, don't worry, guys, we got them! (Beat) What? What, what are you looking at, is there still blood on my face? Ugh, I though I got it all off! - You'd think Mikasa would help Armin pull himself together like in canon, but instead...Mikasa: Your voice is super annoying when you're crying.
- Also, instead of Jean rallying the new recruits...
Jean: All right guys, listen up! If Mikasa dies, there goes my chance of hitting that! So we're going to help her out!Soldier: That's not very inspirational!Jean: Also WE'RE SOLDIERS AND STUFF! - The cast's reaction to Marco.Mikasa: Who are you?Marco: I'm Marco! (Beat) You know, me and Jean are buddies!Jean: We are?Marco: Yeah, the best!Jean: I think I'd remember that.(later)Marco: Be careful, best buddy!Jean: I don't know you!
- Armin admires Mikasa for not letting Eren's death get to her, while her Internal Monologue is full of Inelegant Blubbering.
Episode 5
- Mikasa's run out of gas and a titan is approaching her.Mikasa: What's the point? Eren's dead. I have no one now.Armin: Mikasa, where are you?!Mikasa: ...Well, he doesn't count.
- When the Rogue Titan saves her.Mikasa: Something about that psychotic, raging blood lust seems familiar. That titan is... IS... is kinda HOT.
- Jean internally monologues while watching people getting eaten by titans.Jean: Oh great, how am I gonna get everyone back to HQ without them dying? *sees soldiers rushing in to save them* Oh hey, you shouldn't... *they fail* oooh, ughh crap, ewww...Soldier: My genitalia!Jean: I didn't stop them. Now they're dying horribly. Am I really cut out to be a leader? Am I just leading people to their deaths? Am I... Hey guys! Could you keep it down? I'm trying to have an internal monologue here and you're kinda distracting me! ... Wait... distracting.... That's it! Keep screaming loudly as you die horribly guys, you're doing great! Now, while the titans are distracted by our friends' screams of agony!Soldier: Please don't leave uuus...!Jean: Jean, you're a JEANius. Hah! Thank you, me, but it's pronounced Jan. Oh dammit, Jaeger, now you got me doing it. Even dead you're a pain in the ass!
- When The Rogue Titan engages another titan, shortly after Armin grabs Mikasa:Armin: Mikasa! I saved you!Mikasa: Armin, I was already saved. (Connie drops down nearby)Connie: HA-HA, stuck the landing! Ten outta ten! Was that cool or what?Armin: Already saved by who?Mikasa: That sexy titan over there.Connie: Hey, you're gonna ignore my awesome landing because of one stupid titan? We see those every day, what's so special about- (Rogue Titan proceeds to slap the other titan in the face and send its head careening over the town and crashing into a far-off tower, prompting everyone to stare in awe)
- Connie, Mikasa and Armin witnessed the Rogue Titan punching another titan's head off.Connie: Okay, I'd rather not get our heads bitch-slapped clean off, so-uh let's get out of here.
- Later they arrive at HQ followed by the Rogue Titan.Connie: Hey Jean, look who followed us home! *Rogue Titan roars* Can we keep him, Jean? Please, can we keep him?
- Jean is sick of Marco insisting they're friends to the point he hopes he gets eaten.Armin: Okay, who volunteers to be bait-Jean: Marco! Marco volunteers! Marco's totally up for that!Marco: Why me?Jean: Because..! I... have faith in you?Marco: Awww, then I'll definitely do it, pal!Jean: Awesome, break a leg! ...Or two ... You know, just go and break everything!
- Connie and Sasha both would rather have the other eaten by a titan.Sasha (to the Kawaii Titan): Nice titan. You should try eating Connie!Connie: Screw you!Sasha: He's nice and juicy.(after Mikasa saves Sasha)Connie: You should've let that bitch get eaten!
- Reiner tries to hit on Annie.Reiner: Hey, baby doll. I saw how you killed that titan. And I'll be honest; it gave me a raging boner. Like I could lift a dumbbell with this thing right now. I'm not even kidding. (Annie walks away) *Beat* ... She wants me.
- Jean and Marco talk while refilling their gas.Marco: Hey, Jean?Jean: Ugh... what now?Marco: I just wanted to let you know that... well... it meant a lot to me that you trusted me back there. Never really feel like I'm part of the team, you know? Barely anyone knows my name. I really don't have any friends here. Guess I've just been kinda desperate to find a friend lately, and you deciding to trust me... it just, ah... it meant a lot. Thanks.Jean: Oh.... uh, no problem, man. Dammit Jean, you're such a dick. It's freakin' Jan! You're me, you should know this! No one cares dude, I don't even care anymore!
- Armin and Mikasa sees the Rogue Titan being eaten.Mikasa: The sexy titan is in trouble. We should help him.Reiner: Yeah, definitely.Jean: Like hell we should! It's time to go home, and not be eaten.Reiner: Hey dude, this titan is different. He could be important somehow. Right, Annie? (Annie doesn't answer) ... Quiet. Just like I like'em. Heh... that didn't sound anywhere near as bad in my head.
- The Rogue Titan falls exhausted to the ground.Armin: Is he dead?Jean: I don't care. It's a titan. And we need to get away from it before-Armin: Jean...Jean: What?! *Eren emerges from the titan* ...That is gross!
- Eren, Mikasa and Armin are surrounded by Garrison soldiers wanting to kill Eren.Eren: (looking dazed)... boom, pow, zap... take that... yeah.Kitz: Y'all hear that!? He's using onomatopoeias to express violence! He wants to kill us all!!!Eren: Armin, w-what's goin' on?Armin: They wanna kill us.Eren: That's bad.Armin: Yeah...Kitz: Two can play that game boy! BIFF! BAW! KABLOOEY! BLAMO! WAKACHAU!Rico: Sir, are you sure this is the best way to subdue the enemy?Kitz: Quiet Rico. I'm using their own tactics against them.Eren: Maybe they'll listen to reason. Hey!... Don't kill us.Kitz: He raised his voice at me! Clearly he intends us harm, and we must execute him on the spot!Rico: (sarcastically) Of course, sir.Mikasa: I don't think it worked.Eren: Why is he so scared of me?Armin: Well, it probably has something to do with you turning into a... a.. um...Eren: What?Mikasa: You turned into a-Armin: Mikasa! Ix-nay on the itan-tay...?Eren: Oh come on! You guys know I can't speak Japanese!
- Eren flashes back to his father desperately injecting him with something.Grisha: (Motor Mouth style) Side Effects Include... depression, hallucinations, paranoia, loss of sex drive and an increase in aggressive tendensies.
- Eren comes out from his half-formed titan body to join Mikasa and Armin.Eren: What the hell just happened?Armin: You don't know?Eren: All I remember is blanking out, and then when I woke up I... *sees the titan body above them*... TIIII-Mikasa: Now isn't the time for that, Eren. There are a bunch of soldiers surrounding us who want us dead! We need to come up with a plan.Eren: Alright, I get it, I'm... trying to keep it together.Mikasa: Okay, so-Eren: TITAN! .... Sorry! Sorry, I'm trying.Mikasa: (sigh) Armin, what do you got?Eren: (in the background) ...Titan.Armin: Whu?Mikasa: You're the one who's been coming up with all the best plans recently, so I'm hoping you have another one.Armin: Well, I do have one idea, but it's really risky...*cuts to Armin singing*Armin: Please don't kill us, please. 'Cause we really don't wanna diiie. And if you do not kill us, we'll bake you lots of piiies.Eren: Armin, what the hell are you doing?Armin: I'm winning them ooover with the power of sooong. If you don't wanna die I suggest you sing alooong.Eren: No, I... think we're...good.Armin: Well, I guess I could be wrooong.*Reiner starts playing guitar*Jean: Dude, what are you doing?Reiner: Our friends are pleading for their lives, man!Armin: Thanks, Reineeer! *inhales* Please don't kill us, please. If you don't we'll help you ooout. *continues singing*Kitz: ... what the hell is going on.Rico: I have no idea, sir.*Reiner, Annie and Bertolt all play along on guitars*Jean: You guys too, seriously?!Armin: ...but if you let us live, Eren can heeelp plug the waaaall. And use his powers to help humanity, just don't shoot us with cannonbaaaaaAAAAAlls!*Eren and Mikasa look skeptical but starts singing along*All three: Please don't kill us, please. We don't wanna diiie. And if you do not kill us, we'll baaake you looots of PIIIIIEEEEEES!*Beat*Soldier: The cannons are ready now, sir.Kitz: Oh good. READYYY! AIIIM!
- Jean's reaction to Dot Pixis stopping the execution... Just because he liked the song.Dot Pixis: *Grabs Kitz's arm* Wait. *Steps forward* Where did that beautiful music come from?
- Jean asks Reiner where they got guitars from.Reiner: We just broke into the music shop across the street over there.Shop owner: Where did all my instruments go?!Jean: You're gonna give them back, right?Reiner: No! Dude, chicks love a guy who can play an instrument! I'm gonna get so much poontang with this thing. Right, Annie? (Annie still doesn't answer) .... Hahaha, oh you always know exactly what to say!
Episode 6
- AbridgdComedy messing with the viewers and posting a video of Episode 6, only to be cut off halfway through, while the rest of the video buffers, until Eren's voice kicks in and tells the audience that the video isn't really buffering, and that the real one needs to be watched through a link on his Twitter account.
- Pixis declares his plan to reclaim Wall Rose.Pixis: Hey there, boys and girls.(crowd chatters)Pixis: (clears throat) HUURREEYY THERE BOYS AND GIIIIRLS!!!(crowd silences)Pixis: That's better. I'm Pixis, some of you may have heard of me. I'm here to tell you all about this amazing plan I recently came up with that you guys get to be a part of. If all goes well, we'll have retaken Trost, and be able to get our land back from the titans. We can't give you guys all the details but I'll tell you that the plan was created by a recruit fresh from graduation. It includes many factors we can't help to predict. Our success hinges completely on this greenhorn. Say hello, Eren.Eren: Hi.Pixis: And we know for a fact that a large number of you will die horribly.(crowd is stunned)Pixis: Just wanted to be clear about that. Any questions?Random guy: Uh yeah, can we opt-out the plan?Pixis: Sure, you wanna get shot?Random guy: What—(BLAM)Pixis: Any more questions...?(silence)Pixis: Good. Have fun being bait.
- Armin and Mikasa trying to explain the plan for moving the aforementioned boulder to Eren without bringing up the fact that he's going to do it by transforming into a Titan for obvious reasons.
- Eren's reaction to Mikasa letting the word slip mid-convo:Armin: Eren, why are you making that face, is there a problem?Eren (through clenched teeth): No... Problem!Armin: Oh, get over it.
- Eren's usual screaming of "Titan" repeatedly gets replaced by "Boulder" when he's honing in on said rock.
- When Eren transforms, followed by Titan!Eren starts trying to kill Mikasa:Mikasa: (Thinking) Ugh, he's even hotter when he transforms. (Aloud) All right, Eren, now all you need to do is—! (Eren tries to punch her) Well, now you're just being a brat! (Another punch) CUT IT OUT, EREN! (ziplines into his face) Okay, as unbelievably sexy as this is to see those rippling muscles hit things, we are going to hash this out, YOU HEAR ME?! Just because you can turn into a Titan now, doesn't mean—!Titan!Eren: TITAN?!Mikasa: Oh, um, we weren't supposed to tell you that.Dodges as Eren hits himself in the face and collapses.Soldier: Good job, Ackerman. You just made humanity's last hope punch its own face off.
- Armin's plan to get Eren to snap out of it and move the boulder after he collapses. It primarily involves driving a sword into his shoulder and yelling angrily at him, but what really makes it is the interpose between what Armin's saying and what the mental projection of him is telling Eren. It's a Crowning Moment of Funny, combining Answer Cut and Entertainingly Wrong in an excellently original way.Armin: EREN! WAKE UP, YOU STUPID BASTARD!Dream Armin: You're being too hard on yourself, you know your mother always loved you.Armin: YOU STUPID, SON OF A BITCH! If you don't wake the Hell up, I'm going to CUT YOU OUT OF THERE AND CIRCUMCISE YOU WITH THIS GIANT-ASS SWORD THING!Dream Armin: Mikasa's only ever wanted you to be safe, and when you compete with her, no one wins.Armin: I AM ON A WINNING STREAK, EREN! Three things have worked out for me in a row! That's never happened to me before, and I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU RUIN IT NOW!Dream Armin: You're a valuable person—Armin: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!Dream Armin: So what do you say? Let's save the day!Armin: MOVE THAT FUCKING BOULDER, OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE TITANS AGAIN MYSELF!!!
Episode 7
- The Recon Corps are now called the Surveycon Legiment. Levi never agreed to that name.Erwin: Too bad you're not the commander! Overruled!
Levi: You little bitch. - Eren is rather... eager to work under Erwin and Levi, despite the fact that he'd be considered their slave. Levi tries to nip the Ho Yay in the bud.Levi: ...Okay kid, you're cute, but you're not my type.Eren: What? N-no it's not like that, it's just- you're my heroes! To serve under you would be an honor!Levi: Ugh, for some reason that is so much worse.
- Oluo denies that he was hitting on Petra, saying that it's perfectly normal for friends to offer each other back rubs.Oluo: Hey Gunther, is it weird to offer a good friend a back rub?Gunther: Are you a masseuse?Oluo: No.Gunther: Then yes.Oluo: Uh, but I think you're overlooking the "friend" part.
- Eren is being taken to the courtroom by Mike and Hange.Eren: Who are these people? I feel like they're gonna try to wear my skin.Eren: I hate you horse, I think I'm gonna call you Jean!
- This little gem:Hange: Hey Eren!Eren: Yeah?Hange: Can I keep this [his tooth]?Levi: Oh put it back in your pants Hanji!Hange: It's just for science!Levi: Right. And I'm only gay for the fashion sense.
- Eren asking Levi and Erwin if he can have their autographs.
- Eren's trial
- It starts with this line:
Darius: All right, let's get this over with. I have a wife to cheat on.
Darius' wife: I'm right here you bastard!
Darius: Love you too honey.- Eren follows Armin's example and tries to plead his case by singing. All it does to him is get beat up by Levi. This, however, gets Darius to get him to the Surveycon Legiment because he apparently liked senseless violence.
- Levi's reason for taking Eren is because his singing voice is perfect for the baritone part of Levi's barbershop quartet; "Levi's Lovelies."
- It's quite apparent at this point that someone gave finally gave Eren a full sex education.
- Jean is now being haunted by Marco, who speaks in a demonic voice and is demanding vengeance otherwise he'll haunt Jean for the rest of his life. Anime-watchers will know why he wants vengeance, but this becomes especially hilarious for anyone who has been keeping track of what's been going on in the manga.
- In episode 6, Jean mentions that he should buy Marco a watch or something. Then when Marco's ghost appears to him in episode 8...Marco: YOU OWE ME A WATCH, JEAN.
- Armin's first close encounter with the Female Titan has him only noticing that she had breasts. He's not the only one.Armin/Eren: DOES THAT TITAN HAVE TITS?!
- Turns out Hange's research on Sonny and Bean is mostly like in the original, except how she describes it to Eren gives him... The wrong impression.
- Eren can finally pronounce Jean's name rightnote . Thing is, he uses it to refer to every horse he sees. And at this point, even Jean is calling himself by the wrong name.
Episode 9
- When the Surveycon Legiment capture the Female Titan, Erwin only has this to say about it.
- The Female Titan lets a bunch of other Titans eat her. Erwin and Levi agree that she took the asshole's way out.
- This exchange:Eren: So that's it? We're done?
Petra: Hey, at least you got to sing. I didn't get to do jack.
Gunther: That's not what Jack said. Boom! (others laugh)
Oluo: I get it... cuz she fucked 'em.
Eld: Aw, dude... - Followed by this exchange.Petra: They think they're so cool just because they get to sing.
Eren: But I...I'm not actually asking for your backstory, or anything...
Petra: The brass told the captain he had to have a girl in his squad, so he just picked me for my flawless track record and qualifications instead of my voice or my looks... typical male chauvinism.
Eren: Well, uh... "typical" isn't the word I'd use for it but... - After the Female Titan eats Eren, Mikasa borrows his catchphrase.Mikasa: TITANTITANTITANTITANTITANTITANTITAN!
Levi: *grabs her* ...Okay, you need to take five. - Levi's opinion on the Female Titan's breath.Levi: Urgh, what have you been eating?! ...Oh right, my quartet.
Episode 10
- Annie's crush on Armin was so obvious that even Eren knew about it. Eren.Armin: So your're telling me that I could've gotten laid YEARS AGO and NOBODY TOLD ME!
Eren: ...laid by a titan Armin.
Armin: I'm pretty sure my dick doesn't care, Eren. - When Armin meets up with Annie, he opens his cloak to reveal... He's flashing her. Both this and Annie's reaction are a gut-buster.
- When Annie realizes she's been led into an ambush, what does she have to say? She doesn't say anything, she sings it!
- Just when everyone needs them to, both Eren and Jean fail to do what they do best in this episode: Go into a Titan killing rage and be an asshole, respectively.
- Nobody pays attention to the Eren vs. Annie fight, because they want to know if Armin slept with her prior to the rendezvous, which he did.Jean: You know, Armin, I've been meaning to ask...
Armin: What?
Jean: Annie...did you hit that?
Armin: What!?
Jean: Well Connie said it took you longer than expected to get to the rendezvous point...
Armin: Ye...that is inappropriate and invasive and... yeah...
Jean:: Good for you, man.
Armin: Um... thanks.
Jean: ...But it was out of wedlock, so you're going to hell.
Armin: Um... thanks.
(...)
Hange: Don't stop! What was it like?
Armin: You... wanna know what having sex with Annie was like?
Hange: ...for science.
Shorts
- The Anti-Jaeger PSA
- The Titans and Kaiju team up to make a PSA on how Jaegers "persecute" them, and excuse their own actions.
Jerry the Titan: Would you kill a construction worker for building a wall? Or a shop owner for selling his wares?Hwraaee the Kaiju: We would, but we can't help it, it's in our nature.- The Anti-Jaeger button at the end, which depicts a Titan and a Kaiju shaking hands... with the bloody remains of a human between them.
- Fall of Zhiganshina
- Armin's Hilariously Abusive Childhood:
Armin: Why is Eren looking like that? He looks horrified.Armin's grandfather: He probably just realized he's friends with yer pathetic ass.Armin: You know Grandpa, this is why I have low self-esteem.Armin's grandfather: Ah'm just keepin' ya humble.- The Wallist preacher epitomizing Belief Makes You Stupid:
Preacher: All ya gotta to is believe in the unbreakable power of the Wall, that you will not perish!Random guy: The wall was broken moron, that's how the titans got in!Preacher: Go run and hide, I shall show y'all the power of- *notices a titan nearby staring at him hungrily* of uh... f**k.- It's extremely brief, but the sound effect and pacing added to the appearance of the Armored Titan switches the dramatic shot to being hilarious instead.
- Mosesu
- The old lady is...less than appreciative about being given the remains of her son.
Old Lady: If you don't leave right now, I'm going to beat you to death with my son's severed arm!- Nobody can agree whether they're called the Recon Corps, or the Scouting Legion.
"It's the SURVEY CORPS, dumass!" - Mikasa's CasaJean: You've never thought about...entering Mikasa's casa?Eren: Oh, dude, I do that all the time!Jean: What?Eren: We live in the same house, dude!
- The fact that Mikasa was present for the entire conversation.
- Bert and Reinie
- Eren and Armin can't pronounce Bertholdt's name, so Reiner tries to get them to call him "Bertie." Bertholdt protests, which leads to Eren calling him "Bert-hole,"
Eren: Hey Mikasa! Come meet Reiner and Bert-hole! People around here have some weird-ass names.Bertholdt: You gotta be kidding me.Reiner: Shoulda stuck with Bertie.Bertholdt: Hey, guess what? Shut the f**k up, Reindeer! - 1 Million Views
- "You're in Germany, speak English!"
- Jean's Cluster F-Bomb Foreign-Language Tirade, in French.
- Reiner's shaft
- Reiners to do list at the end.
Annie (four stars)Mikasa (five stars)Sasha (three stars)Christa (five stars)Ymir (two stars)Mina (three stars)*crossed out* Armin (six stars)- "No one must ever know."
- Halloween Special
- Armin dressed as Carl.
- Sasha deconstructing Memetic Mutation into Never Live It Down.
Sasha: (refering to the infamous potato scene) I'M TIRED OF BEING DEFINED BY THAT ONE FREAKING POTATO!- Mikasa's costume, or lack therof.
Mikasa: I'm not wearing a costume. Halloween is stupid.Armin: Oh, o-okay.Mikasa: But I still want the candy.- Bertholdt and Reiner are dressed as Bert and Ernie, respectively. Armin thinks they should have dressed the other way around.
Bertholdt: But that doesn't make any sense. I'm the tall one and Reiner plays with a rubber ducky all the— (gets punched in the face by Reiner)Reiner: Whoa Bertholdt, buddy, you alright? Looks like you won't be able to finish that sentence now. What a shame. (grins awkwardly) - Let Them Eat Cake
- Marquis Bart, of all people, goes into a philosophical speech about the meaning of life and the struggle of mankind. Lampshaded by Dot Pixis.
Dot Pixis: You know, that would've been really profound if it wasn't coming from a guy who sits on his ass eating cake all day. - Sex Ed
- Eren doesn't want to say the word "penis."
- Jean and Connie's misleading information on female anatomy and habits leads Eren to believe that girls are "mini Titans." Thankfully, Armin clears him up.
Eren: TIIIIII-Armin: Eren, none of that's true.Jean: Aw, you buzzkill.Connie: Yeah, way to ruin the fun Armin.Eren: Ha, good. I'm glad you told me that Armin. I was about to murder all the girls here.Connie: Way to ruin the fun, Armin. - Attack on Valentines
.- Eren's Madness Mantra interrupting Jean's singing whenever the latter makes a reference to Titans.
- "Find solace in your pathetic, miserable life, by listening to someone even more pathetic."
- Armin's godawful singing, which is merely titled "My Throat Hurts".
- "Call now and we will pay you to take these away from us!"
- Dreaming Big
- Pixis shoots down Erwin's dream for the future, because even if the Titans are gone, "People are terrible."
- "...Did you just ask me about my dreams just to tell me about your kinky Titan dream?"
- Jean is an Asshole
- Armin is bored now that the Titans are gone. Connie's attempt to get him to care about the people who died is met with complete apathy.
Armin: What? Who died?Connie: Well, there was Thomas.Armin: Eh, didn't like him, he kept calling me a girl.Connie: Mina?Armin: Her hair was weird.Connie: Marco?Armin: Oh no, not Marco, I uh... I don't know who that is.
