If you had a life/job/family like Al Bundy's, you'd want to drink to forget it too.
First...
Choose a drink amount that corresponds to how your life is compared to Al's.- If your life is better than Al's, use sips.
- If your life is about the same as Al's, use shots.
- If your life is somehow worse than Al's, use drinks.
Then...
Drink the chosen amount of alcohol every time one of the following happens:- Al puts his hand down his pants.
- Take three of he can't perform this action for some reason.
- Double drink if someone besides Al puts their hand down their pants in the same fashion.
- Al talks about how a fat woman came into the shoe store.
- Al reminisces about his glory days in High School.
- Double drink if he mentions his four touchdowns in one game.
- Al mocks a female customer in the shoe store.
- Al calls Marcy a chicken.
- Peg says "Bon-bon."
- Peg comes up with some excuse for not doing housework.
- In later seasons, double drink when she actually does do housework.
- Bud interacts with one of his blow-up dolls.
- Bud is rejected physically by a girl he attempts to hit on.
- Bud gives an Aside Glance to the camera.
- Kelly uses a Malaproper.
- Kelly says something smart.
- Marcy insults Al.
- Steve or Jefferson laugh at Al's cracks at Marcy (as long as she's not watching).
- Any member(s) of the Bundy Family get(s) in a fight.
- Take another if they actually lose.
- Al suffers an Amusing Injury.
- Take a second sip/shot/drink if someone else is injured alongside him or is injured all alone.
- An issue of Playboy, or in later seasons, "Big'uns," is seen.
- Al's "NO MA'AM" group makes an appearance.
- Buck (or, in later seasons, Lucky) says something to mock the family, or acts embarrassed when one of them does something stupid.
- The name "Bundy" is mispronounced and/or misspelled.
- Take another if any of the Bundys mispronounce it themselves.
- Take a big swig if the name "Al" is mispronounced or misspelled instead.
- FINISH Your drink if anyone in the Bundy family does something genuinely nice and unselfish.
- Make it a double if it’s done for someone in the family.
- Anytime Al digs in his ear.
- Take another if he shows Peg whatever he "found".
- Chug it down if he uses something other than his finger to dig in his ear or some other item to scratch another part of his body.
- Take a huge gulp whenever Al refers to himself in a sarcastic, derogatory or morbid way ("The Al Bundy Golf Tournament", "the late Al Bundy", "I was Al Bundy", etc.)
