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* Anytime Al digs in his ear.
** Take another if he shows Peg whatever he "found".
** Chug it down if he uses something other than his finger to dig in his ear or some other item to scratch another part of his body.
** Take another if he shows Peg whatever he "found".
** Chug it down if he uses something other than his finger to dig in his ear or some other item to scratch another part of his body.
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** Make it a double if it’s done for someone in the family.
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** Make it a double if it’s done for someone in the family.family.
* Take a huge gulp whenever Al refers to himself in a sarcastic, derogatory or morbid way ("The Al Bundy Golf Tournament", "the late Al Bundy", "I was Al Bundy", etc.)
* Take a huge gulp whenever Al refers to himself in a sarcastic, derogatory or morbid way ("The Al Bundy Golf Tournament", "the late Al Bundy", "I was Al Bundy", etc.)
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** Take another if they actually ''lose''.
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* The name "Bundy" is mispronounced and/or misspelled.
** Take another if any of the Bundys mispronounce it themselves.
** Take a big swig if the name "Al" is mispronounced or misspelled instead.
** Take another if any of the Bundys mispronounce it themselves.
** Take a big swig if the name "Al" is mispronounced or misspelled instead.
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* Buck (or, in later seasons, Lucky) says something to mock the family, or [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed acts embarrassed when one of them does something stupid]].
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* Buck (or, in later seasons, Lucky) says something to mock the family, or [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed acts embarrassed when one of them does something stupid]].stupid]].
* FINISH Your drink if anyone in the Bundy family does something genuinely nice and unselfish.
** Make it a double if it’s done for someone in the family.
* FINISH Your drink if anyone in the Bundy family does something genuinely nice and unselfish.
** Make it a double if it’s done for someone in the family.
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** Take three of he ''can't'' perform this action for some reason.
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* Anyone suffers an [[AmusingInjuries Amusing Injury]].
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* Anyone Al suffers an [[AmusingInjuries Amusing Injury]].Injury]].
** Take a second sip/shot/drink if someone else is injured alongside him or is injured all alone.
** Take a second sip/shot/drink if someone else is injured alongside him or is injured all alone.
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* Al's "NO MA'AM" group makes an appearance.
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* Al's "NO MA'AM" group makes an appearance.appearance.
* Buck (or, in later seasons, Lucky) says something to mock the family, or [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed acts embarrassed when one of them does something stupid]].
* Buck (or, in later seasons, Lucky) says something to mock the family, or [[EvenTheDogIsAshamed acts embarrassed when one of them does something stupid]].
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misuse as superlative.
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* [[BeyondTheImpossible If your life is somehow worse than Al's]], use drinks.
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* [[BeyondTheImpossible If your life is somehow worse than Al's]], Al's, use drinks.
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If you had a life/job/family like Al Bundy's, you'd [[INeedAFreakingDrink want to drink to forget it too.]]
!!First...
Choose a drink amount that corresponds to how your life is compared to Al's.
*If your life is better than Al's, use sips.
*If your life is about the same as Al's, use shots.
*[[BeyondTheImpossible If your life is somehow worse than Al's]], use drinks.
!!Then...
Drink the chosen amount of alcohol every time one of the following happens:
* Al puts his hand down his pants.
** Double drink if someone besides Al puts their hand down their pants in the same fashion.
* Al talks about how a fat woman came into the shoe store.
* Al reminisces about his glory days in High School.
** Double drink if he mentions his four touchdowns in one game.
* Al mocks a female customer in the shoe store.
* Al calls Marcy a chicken.
* Peg says "Bon-bon."
* Peg comes up with some excuse for not doing housework.
** In later seasons, double drink when she actually ''does'' do housework.
* Bud interacts with one of his blow-up dolls.
* Bud is rejected physically by a girl he attempts to hit on.
* Bud gives an AsideGlance to the camera.
* Kelly uses a {{Malaproper}}.
* Kelly says something smart.
* Marcy insults Al.
* Steve or Jefferson laugh at Al's cracks at Marcy (as long as she's not watching).
* Any member(s) of the Bundy Family get(s) in a fight.
* Anyone suffers an [[AmusingInjuries Amusing Injury]].
* An issue of Playboy, or in later seasons, "Big'uns," is seen.
* Al's "NO MA'AM" group makes an appearance.
!!First...
Choose a drink amount that corresponds to how your life is compared to Al's.
*If your life is better than Al's, use sips.
*If your life is about the same as Al's, use shots.
*[[BeyondTheImpossible If your life is somehow worse than Al's]], use drinks.
!!Then...
Drink the chosen amount of alcohol every time one of the following happens:
* Al puts his hand down his pants.
** Double drink if someone besides Al puts their hand down their pants in the same fashion.
* Al talks about how a fat woman came into the shoe store.
* Al reminisces about his glory days in High School.
** Double drink if he mentions his four touchdowns in one game.
* Al mocks a female customer in the shoe store.
* Al calls Marcy a chicken.
* Peg says "Bon-bon."
* Peg comes up with some excuse for not doing housework.
** In later seasons, double drink when she actually ''does'' do housework.
* Bud interacts with one of his blow-up dolls.
* Bud is rejected physically by a girl he attempts to hit on.
* Bud gives an AsideGlance to the camera.
* Kelly uses a {{Malaproper}}.
* Kelly says something smart.
* Marcy insults Al.
* Steve or Jefferson laugh at Al's cracks at Marcy (as long as she's not watching).
* Any member(s) of the Bundy Family get(s) in a fight.
* Anyone suffers an [[AmusingInjuries Amusing Injury]].
* An issue of Playboy, or in later seasons, "Big'uns," is seen.
* Al's "NO MA'AM" group makes an appearance.
