Drinking Game / Deep Rock Galactic

Disclaimer: Play at your own risk. You are not a dwarf. ^{(*Unless you are, then good for you.)}

Take a drink when:

On the Space Rig

• When your dwarf drinks at the Abyss Bar (not recommended).
  • Double if it was a Leaf Lover's Special, out of shame.
• If a dwarf passes out after drinking, or they throw themselves into the barrel hoop to get rid of the drunken effect.
• If the daily deal is buying a mineral you have a lot of or selling one you don't have enough of.
• If the lobby you're joining has a funny name.
• If the host changes the mission after you join a lobby.
  • Another if it was your assignment mission.
• When a full team from a previous game sticks around for the next one.
• Whenever you promote a dwarf.
• Whenever someone messes with the gravity calibration.
• When Mission Control complains about you kicking barrels into the launch bay.
  • Take another drink if you manage to kick a barrel into the drop pod itself.
• Whenever you complete an assignment.
  • When Mission Control congratulates you for completing the assignment—then immediately corrects himself that there's one mission more to go.
• When you craft an overclock.
  • Another if you level up your forge mastery.
• When you or one of your teammates sets a new record in Jetty Boot.

During a Mission

• Drink whenever a Dwarf yells "ROCK AND STONE".    CAUTION    Unless you're a Dwarf, have an ambulance (and a liver donor) on standby for this one.
• Drink if you are starting a mission drunk.
• Whenever a dwarf joins a mission in progress (including yourself).
• Whenever someone does something important without asking if everyone is ready.
• Whenever someone finds compressed gold or a bittergem, and the richual commences. Ditto for mushrüms.
  • Take another when Mission Control tells you to get back to work.
• When you defeat a non-objective boss (random Dreadnought, Bulk Detonator, BET-C, Tyrant-Weed, Prospector, Hoarder, Nemesis, or Corrupter).
  • Another if it was a Crassus Detonator.
    • Finish your drink and shout "WE'RE RICH!" if the Crassus created as much gold as possible and Pots o' Gold is active.
  • Pour yourself another drink if it happened on a Point Extraction or On-Site Refining mission and the Crassus' crater is located far away from the minehead. Take a sip for every time you have to stop mining and head back to the minehead to deposit because your Gold inventory is full. A small sip.
• During a random event, if the hacking pod/jackhammer/nanite bomb dispenser/etc. lands in an inconvenient spot.
• When you complete a random event (machine event/hacking event/lithophage meteorite).
  • Another upon infusing a matrix core and getting an overclock or cosmetic you've been looking for.
• If you kill something with the drop pod/resupply/Hacksy/etc.
  • Another if it was an ally.
• If someone orders a resupply for no good reason.
• If you find a cargo crate, helmet, or jet boots.
  • Another if the helmet's pack requires a lot of backtracking.
• Whenever a dwarf says that Deep Rock "seriously needs to invest in some better equipment", or complains about Molly getting in the way.
• Whenever you charm a Steeve or hack a patrol bot.
  • Pour one out when they die.
• Whenever someone makes a class-related blunder:
  • Gunner runs out of ammo for his primary gun due to being overenthusiastic during a swarm or misuses a zipline.
  • Driller doesn't drill through Compacted Dirt before the team opens the path.
    • Or doesn't help make shorter paths for pipelines in On Site Refining mission.
  • Engineer doesn't create platforms for hard-to-reach minerals.
    • Scout ignores said platforms and minerals.
  • Scout doesn't use flares to light up larger cave segments.
• Whenever someone goes down in a hard-to-reach place.
  • Another if it was from a Cave Leech.
  • Another if it was a Scout.
• Whenever someone falls to their death.
  • Another if it was a Scout.
• Whenever someone teamkills.
  • Another if the teamkiller was the Driller with C4 or the Engineer with the Fat Boy overclock.
  • Another if the teamkiller did it through careless environmental damage.
  • Another if the victim was the Scout.
• If a Stingtail pulls you into a sticky situation, such as into a horde of enemies.
  • Double up if it pulled you up a great height or off a cliff, causing you to fall to your death.
  • Also double up if you get pulled within attack distance of a Bulk Detonator.
• When someone gets downed by a Cave Leech, and that same leech or another one grabs their would-be rescuer.
• If for some Karl-forsaken reason the entire team ignores a node of Nitra/Morkite for no good reason.
  • Another if it happened after someone pinged it.

Completing a Mission

• Whenever you complete a primary or secondary objective (optional: include individual Dreadnought kills and refueling Doretta).
• If the extraction is all the way back at spawn or more than 200 meters away.
• Drink out of rage if Molly takes a path you can't follow.
• If you successfully bring Doretta's head to the drop pod on Escort Duty.
• If the Driller decides to make his own path back to the drop pod.
  • Another if he beats Molly there.
  • Another if you beat the driller to the drop pod taking the "long" way.
  • Another if you beat the drop pod to the drop pod location.
• Upon mission completion, with one more for each dwarf that didn't make it.
  • Or four drinks for all four dwarves upon mission failure.