Follow TV Tropes

Following

History Funny / DaThings

Go To

OR

Added: 1188

Changed: 321

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Added example(s)


** Right at the very end: "For a behind-the-scenes look at my behind, as well as lewd story lines that I couldn't include... ''[[VideoGame/{{Slender}} collect my pages.]]''"

to:

** "And now a word from this video's sponsor: Money. Money can help. [[WordSaladHumor Money finance bills money charges spending money customers dollars purse dollars money free premium money budgets.]] I think money is great!"
** "Oh, and Dire Dire Docks. It's quite similar to [[UsefulNotes/MozillaFirefox Fire Fire Fox]]."
** "They realized it would be faster to skip Cool Cool Mountain entirely. Cool Cool Mountain was now [[TakeThat Womp Womp Not-Good-Enough Mountain]]."
** [[Music/BowlingForSoup "Mario hit the wall, he never had it all"]]
** Bubzia's accomplishments were AllForNothing, since they were always canceled out by [=AntiBubzia=], another player on the other world, doing the exact same thing backwards.
---> Bubzia: "I'm not happy, man. I'm not happy at all."
** "The run did have its slow moments."
*** "The run did have its slow-mo moments."
*** "The run did have its slow [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Momo]] moments."
*** "The run did have its slowments."
** [[ToiletHumor "And the worst part was when he started poopin' in Dire Dire Dire Dire Docks. [...] His Dire Dire Diarrhea continued through the game.]] [...] Hehehe, funny. It was so funny, that he couldn't help but merge without looking."
** [[TheStinger
Right at the very end: end:]] "For a behind-the-scenes look at my behind, as well as lewd story lines that I couldn't include... ''[[VideoGame/{{Slender}} collect my pages.]]''"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5BDtMybBA Speedfolded]]"
** Right at the very end: "For a behind-the-scenes look at my behind, as well as lewd story lines that I couldn't include... ''[[VideoGame/{{Slender}} collect my pages.]]''"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** "RenaiSAUCE. An era marked by great [[{{Spoonerism}} artific and scientistic]] achievements."


Added DiffLines:

** [[SpeechImpediment "Theorithth believe the anther ith a profound YETH."]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** The most interesting thing you can do with the [[UsefulNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads Game Pad]] in ''Smash Brothers'' IS [[AntiClimax real life.]]

to:

** The most interesting thing you can do with the [[UsefulNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads [[MediaNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads Game Pad]] in ''Smash Brothers'' IS [[AntiClimax real life.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

** "Then, a minute glass, that counts down one minute to let you know how long you've been Canadian."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
General clarification on work content


*** The other female contestant, Nicole, who is broken[[note]]frozen and stuttering[[/note]].

to:

*** The other female contestant, Nicole, who is broken[[note]]frozen and stuttering[[/note]].begins to rapidly twitch while hunched over, after she's asked for her guess. More than one viewer has guessed that she's a broken robot.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Da Things had remastered a YTP.


* [[http://youtu.be/To2qGidkO_w Ticycle Bires and Schrader Valves]]

to:

* [[http://youtu.be/To2qGidkO_w "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To2qGidkO_w Ticycle Bires and & Schrader Valves]]Valves]]" ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9Og0cx7r0U Remastered version]])
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Trope was cut/disambiguated due to cleanup


*** And then Rick calls in his friend, Dean, [[KickTheSonOfABitch to kick his ass.]]

to:

*** And then Rick calls in his friend, Dean, [[KickTheSonOfABitch to kick his ass.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Trope was cut/disambiguated due to cleanup


*** [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers 8]]) Pinkie Pie

to:

*** [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers 8]]) 8) Pinkie Pie



** Aaron May's ingredients include baby food, popcorn, chicken, pea, butter and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick blop]][[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers corn]].

to:

** Aaron May's ingredients include baby food, popcorn, chicken, pea, butter and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick blop]][[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers blop corn]].



** "It's [[TabletopGame/MysteryDate1965 MyssyM Date Date Date]]! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Not you!]] Dod, sus."

to:

** "It's [[TabletopGame/MysteryDate1965 MyssyM Date Date Date]]! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Not you!]] you! Dod, sus."



** The "many" colours of wallets...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers including brown.]]

to:

** The "many" colours of wallets...[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers including brown.]]



** TheStinger has Nick saying everyone has something such as a wallet, a pair of work gloves, a toolbox AND a [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers tactical flashlight]].

to:

** TheStinger has Nick saying everyone has something such as a wallet, a pair of work gloves, a toolbox AND a [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers tactical flashlight]].flashlight.



** "Could you do me a favor? Click on the subscribe button, leave a comment, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers lettuce]]"

to:

** "Could you do me a favor? Click on the subscribe button, leave a comment, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers lettuce]]"lettuce"



** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"

to:

** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"Joj!"



** Among the other questions that "What to Food" will supposedly answer are "Where to buy 'Baking Pop'?", "Cubed or crushed parsley?", and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Why is my food breathing?"]]

to:

** Among the other questions that "What to Food" will supposedly answer are "Where to buy 'Baking Pop'?", "Cubed or crushed parsley?", and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "Why is my food breathing?"]]breathing?"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "Get ''Mystery Date'', for UsefulNotes/WiiU."

to:

** "Get ''Mystery Date'', for UsefulNotes/WiiU.Platform/WiiU."



** "Now your child can visit UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}!"

to:

** "Now your child can visit UsefulNotes/{{Steam}}!"Platform/{{Steam}}!"



-->'''Two clips of the announcer, in unison''': "UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube controller!"

to:

-->'''Two clips of the announcer, in unison''': "UsefulNotes/NintendoGameCube "Platform/NintendoGameCube controller!"



** "''Super Soup Brothers for UsefulNotes/WiiU'' [[NoExportForYou will never be released in North America, ever]]."

to:

** "''Super Soup Brothers for UsefulNotes/WiiU'' Platform/WiiU'' [[NoExportForYou will never be released in North America, ever]]."



** The UsefulNotes/WiiU Mii Maker music mixed with ''Film/TheKidsGuideToTheInternet'' theme.

to:

** The UsefulNotes/WiiU Platform/WiiU Mii Maker music mixed with ''Film/TheKidsGuideToTheInternet'' theme.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** (Kid grunts like ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}'' death sound) "Where's the restrooms? We gotta go to the bathroom quick!" "No restrooms."

to:

** (Kid grunts like ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}'' ''Platform/{{Roblox}}'' death sound) "Where's the restrooms? We gotta go to the bathroom quick!" "No restrooms."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-Fw0QsTHA "Fire Blep" (re-upload)]] (''Note: mild spoilers for [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates the actual games]] may follow in this and the next YTP''):

to:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1-Fw0QsTHA "Fire Blep" (re-upload)]] (''Note: mild Mild spoilers for [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates the actual games]] may follow in this and the next YTP''):YTP. The original versions of both videos can be found [[https://archive.org/details/fire-blep here]].''):
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Unfortunately, the uncut version on the Wayback Machine is missing its audio.

Added DiffLines:

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDiS_QfF9x4 My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship]]" (censored reupload)
** '''Pinkie Pie''': Glance EEEEEEEEE!
** '''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!
** This:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Well… (''long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet'')
-->'''Twilight''': Ooh… (''starts talking backwards'')
** '''Applejack''': That filly little silly!
** '''Rarity''': Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
** The Creator/{{TBS}} logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny."
** This:
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
-->'''Fluttershy''': (''deep voice'') I don't wanna talk about it.
-->(''everypony laughs'')
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None

Added DiffLines:

* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1t_bMNymkk Wow! It's Greyed: Milk]]''
** The narrator being surprised by the airspace heater assembly, welcoming it, showering it with praise, and saying that it's single. Does he have a crush on it?
** "The milk is brought to the deceiving room. So-called because it is filled with lies." Such as "milk is food".
** The list of rooms, which includes the [[PerfectlyCromulentWord bottilization room]], [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion the cold room, the old room, the utility room, the futility room, The Room]] ([[Film/TheRoom2003 2003]]), and the operator sterilization room. The narrator clarifies that last one isn't to make the operator clean, it's to make sure the operator can't have children.
** The operator telling the viewer to test for contamination by touching the milk with their finger, which would surely contaminate the milk if it wasn't already.
** The advice singling out Lois. Because she's Lois, the Milk Killer, who can kill all the milk in the plant and even do so to the milk in your jacket pocket.
** "From now on, you're not just a failure, you are a power failure. Make a note of it."
** The narrator telling you to wear deodorant, to prevent reek. And then: "[[StinkSnub From now on, you're not just a power failure. You're a shower failure. Clean your dirty freaking hands too, bro.]]"
** "[[IBangedYourMom This wash basin is first-basin' with your momma.]]"
** "[[ExtraParentConception This pasteurization vat has three moms]]. It is chill, because every single one is a MILF."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "Lucy asked Tap if he was good at VideoGame/{{Roblox}}, because they'd just gotten Find Everything."

to:

** "Lucy asked Tap if he was good at VideoGame/{{Roblox}}, Platform/{{Roblox}}, because they'd just gotten Find Everything."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "[[RepeatCut OK, OK, OK, OK, OK,]] [[MondegreenGag Oh K.O. Kay…]]" (''Kay Jewelers logo appears'') "[[MondegreenGag} …Oak, eh?]]" (''picture of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor Oak]] appears'')

to:

** "[[RepeatCut OK, OK, OK, OK, OK,]] [[MondegreenGag Oh K.O. Kay…]]" (''Kay Jewelers logo appears'') "[[MondegreenGag} "[[MondegreenGag …Oak, eh?]]" (''picture of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Professor Oak]] appears'')

Added: 4125

Changed: 105

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Added example(s)



to:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory]] is pure comedic genius.
** "Nobody ever goes in... and ''nobody'' ever goes in."
** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"
*** "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
** Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
** "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
** Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package, he pulls out an identical scarf. "Nevermind, Charlie."
** '''AGUSUGA GLUE''' - First Golden Tick Finder
** '[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!]]"
*** "I'M A MAGICIAN! [[Literature/HarryPotter AVADA KEDAVRA!]]" ''(Workers scream)''
*** "[[OverNineThousand 9000 bars an hour they're shelling!]]"
** "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
*** (singing)''"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"''
** "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means [[Music/RebeccaBlack Friday]] will take place on Monday. [[MindScrew Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Nevermind, Charlie]]"
** Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.
** "[[MemeticMutation You're pulling our legs, Charlie.]]"
*** "[[WordSaladHumor Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr.]] Creator/WillSmith"
*** (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "[[LiteralMetaphor You're pulling legs, Charlie.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is also pure comedic genius.
** Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
** "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."]]
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** The Chocolate Room with Videogame/SuperMarioBros1 items in it.
** "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
*** "If you want to view paradise, [[NightmareFuel simply die.]]"
*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
** "He's [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]]ing all the chalk!"
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal She's a lady!]]"
** *Everyone is getting into the infamous [[NightmareFuel boat]]* *The boat enters the tunnel* *[[SmashCut Cut]]* "[[{{Anticlimax}} We're here.]]"
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation sus]] in here!"
** When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
** "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "[[GlassesPull Veruca went first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** [=DaThings=]' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that [[{{Irony}} doing so was making a joke in itself.]]
** You call that unharmed?
*** HERP
*** DERP
*** B'GERP
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
** "Charlie...[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my boy]]...YOU LOSE!".

*** "[[RunningGag Nevermind, Charlie.]]"
** [[TheStinger Everyday I'm Russian.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "Nick Nolte here with our [[SelfDeprecation weakest collection]]. We call it: [=The TacBat=]."

to:

** "Nick Nolte here with our [[SelfDeprecation [[OurProductSucks weakest collection]]. We call it: [=The TacBat=]."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "EEE EER was founded in 2065 by offering a special area for everyone! But there's more to EEE EER than just trampolines." (''A woman falls off a rope ladder to comical crashing noises'') "We make it easy for families to have fundraisers, and also to Film/GetOut!"

to:

** "EEE EER was founded in 2065 by offering a special area for everyone! But there's more to EEE EER than just trampolines." (''A woman falls off a rope ladder to comical crashing noises'') "We make it easy for families to have fundraisers, and also to Film/GetOut!"Film/{{Get Out|2017}}!"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) [[Music/{{Beck}} Where it's at.]]

to:

--->'''Guy''': (over a rap beat) [[Music/{{Beck}} [[Music/{{Beck|Musician}} Where it's at.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** ''"[[{{Music/Blondie}} Color me]]'' [[{{Film/Titanic 1997}} like one of your Frerf girls.]]"

to:

** ''"[[{{Music/Blondie}} ''"[[{{Music/Blondie|Band}} Color me]]'' [[{{Film/Titanic 1997}} like one of your Frerf girls.]]"



** '''''CALL ME.''''' [[Music/{{Blondie}} Call me]] [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible beep me]] [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen maybe]] [[Music/{{Evanescence}} when]] [[TitleDrop you're so]][[SubvertedTrope os]]--

to:

** '''''CALL ME.''''' [[Music/{{Blondie}} [[Music/{{Blondie|Band}} Call me]] [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible beep me]] [[Music/CarlyRaeJepsen maybe]] [[Music/{{Evanescence}} when]] [[TitleDrop you're so]][[SubvertedTrope os]]--



** "The invention of the Toaster Pastry in [[UsefulNotes/TheSixties the 1960s]] was the greatest thing - [[VideoGame/HotelMario You know what they say, all Toast!ers, toast toast.]] - finally, the toaster could be used for more than toasting bread - which, for the sixties, was astonishing."

to:

** "The invention of the Toaster Pastry in [[UsefulNotes/TheSixties [[UsefulNotes/The60s the 1960s]] was the greatest thing - [[VideoGame/HotelMario You know what they say, all Toast!ers, toast toast.]] - finally, the toaster could be used for more than toasting bread - which, for the sixties, was astonishing."
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* Michael's Roems:

to:

* "[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vlk3M3egi1A Michael's Roems:Roems]]"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Tap gets a booty call from Sara, and displays a rare shred of sanity.[[note]]In the series proper, Sara is Pat's wife[/note]]

to:

** Tap gets a booty call from Sara, and displays a rare shred of sanity.[[note]]In Sara[[labelnote:Who?]]In the series proper, Sara is Pat's wife[/note]]wife[[/labelnote]], and displays a rare shred of sanity for about two seconds before instantly running headfirst into some action.

Added: 1088

Changed: 76

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** Tap gets a booty call from Sara, and displays a rare shred of sanity.[[note]]In the series proper, Sara is Pat's wife[/note]]
--> '''Sara:''' oy\\
'''Sara:''' come over\\
'''Tap:''' I'm afraid not.\\
'''Tap:''' Doing me rounds for the post.\\
'''Sara:''' parents are off on holiday\\
'''Narrator:''' Tap rushed out without any breakfast.



** "Tap feels really, really crappy, guys"



** "Don't drop the letters!" *Charlie immediately drops the letters* "'Oh, f...', said Tap."

to:

** "Don't drop the letters!" *Charlie immediately drops the letters* "'Oh, f...', "'Oof,' said Tap."




to:

** Jess, for whatever reason, thinks Mrs Thompson wants to eat him.
** How does Tap try to end a conversation with Mrs Thompson? Every single way he can think of.
--> '''Tap''': Yes, right, whatever, thank you, cool, very good, cheers, goodbye, good luck, cheerio!
** Tap and Alf argue while Alf comes by on a tractor, which quickly devolves into threats and cussing each other out.
--> '''Tap''': ''That's'' better than a van? Ha, come on.\\
'''Alf''': Oh, you'll have to f**k yourself!\\
'''Tap''': Hm, bet.\\
'''Alf''': Ayo, I wonder if I can kill him, Dorothy?\\
'''Tap''': F**kin' do it!\\
'''Alf''': You're no good!\\
'''Tap''': I'd turn back if I were you!\\
'''Alf''': Ha, good try!\\
'''Tap''': Hey, watch it!\\
'''Alf''': Shut the f**k up!
** "'What a d**k,' said Tap to Jess. 'Lol'"

Added: 211

Changed: 13

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** The intro lists the main cast of Lupin, Jigen, Fujiko, Goemon, and Zenigata as [[TitleDrop Pupin]], [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Genji]], Funko, Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[[note]]specifically, a [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Gallade]][[/note]], and [[CuteKitten Gata]] respectively.

to:

** The intro lists the main cast of Lupin, Jigen, Fujiko, Goemon, and Zenigata as [[TitleDrop Pupin]], [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Genji]], Funko, Toys/{{Funko|Pop}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[[note]]specifically, a [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Gallade]][[/note]], and [[CuteKitten Gata]] respectively.


Added DiffLines:

** The security guard tells Lupin & co. that he's a crayfish. When Lupin starts taunting him, the guard yells at him to knock it off, complete with a graphic of a crayfish angrily waving at the computer monitor.

Added: 1091

Changed: 98

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
I've never even watched the source material, and yet the Tap videos always make me laugh my ass off


** "Letters through your black and white cat!" *a letter is flung at high speed at a cat sitting on the wall*



** According to Ted's handyman song, everyone in town has a comical amount of broken frying pans and other broken items that rhyme with "pan".



** "At least I didn't drop this!" *cue dubstep remix of the theme song, complete with the Tap edit*



** "Yes, I'll ask our postman to dash over and tell the Rev-" *Mrs Goblins looks over and sees that Tap has already left* "Never mind."



** After Tap's van breaks down, his declaration is immediately [[MemeticMutation set to song]].

to:

** After Tap's van breaks down, down and is on fire, his declaration is immediately [[MemeticMutation set to song]].



-->'''Tap''': [[OhCrap ...S***!]]

to:

-->'''Tap''': [[OhCrap ...S***!]]Sh*t!]]
** "I thought I saw Tap die!"




to:

** "Dear me, what have you been up today?" *said very casually to Alf's corpse*

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwBOjVoefo Postman Tap 4: Love Tap]]
** "Lucy asked Tap if he was good at VideoGame/{{Roblox}}, because they'd just gotten Find Everything."
** Tap keeps obsessively singing while washing the front of the van.
** "Don't drop the letters!" *Charlie immediately drops the letters* "'Oh, f...', said Tap."
** "Fellas, is is gay for a postman to stop?" *Tap runs Ted over*
** A chicken takes a sandwich out of a container and violently shakes it around.
** *After Tap washes the front of the van for the umpteenth time* "Tap was back on his bullsh*t"

Added: 2150

Changed: 46

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


** "You is dead. A-a-and when I say dead, I don't mean just like dead. A-a-a-a-A"

to:

** "You "[[WebVideo/{{Arlo}} You]] [[VideoGame/DarkSouls is dead. dead.]] A-a-and when I say dead, I don't mean just like dead. A-a-a-a-A"


Added DiffLines:


* Michael's Roems:
** The intro consists of parodies of other [=YouTube=] Poopers' intros ([=Poops4TheWorld=], [=VeryTallBart=], [=GeibuChan=], [=RootNegativeSixteen=], and Creator/{{cs188}}), and Creator/MichaelRosen complaining about how [=DaThings=] is plagiarizing them. Of special note are the last two, where Michael gets into an argument with "[=DaThings=]'s" avatar, and the parody ContentWarning screen:
---> ''PERENNIAL ADVASERY'' [sic]: ''FLOWER CONTENT''\\
DISCLAIMER:\\
This is a parody/edit created for\\
comedic & artistic purposes,\\
[[SelfDeprecatingHumor and arguably contains humor]].\\
No offense is intended toward\\
Michael Rosen or the [=YTPers=]\\
whose intros I copied for this bit.''
** "The Cafe", a re-telling of [[VideoGame/PumkinLand Hungry Pumkin]].
** "Train't"
*** "This bloke turned to me and said, [[Film/{{Labyrinth}} 'You remind me of a syrup.' And I said, 'Um, what syrup?' 'Syrup of power.' 'What power?' 'The power of]] screw you, I don't know.'"
** "The Hypnotiser"
*** [[WhatsAHenway "Hypnotiser? I hardly know her!"]]
** "Me & My Brother Brian Rosen Who Was Born In 1942 And Whose IP Address Is [[TheUnreveal (censored)]] [[EaglelandOsmosis And Whose Social Security Number Is]] [[TheUnreveal (censored)]] [[OverlyLongGag Well Actually He's English Just Like Me So He Probably Doesn't Have One]]"
*** Just as Michael is about to talk about how he and Brian did their taxes in excruciating detail, the timer cuts him off and he just moves on to the end credits.
** TheStinger, where Michael is shocked to find out he hasn't been featured in a [=DaThings=] YTP for "nine bl**dy years", then suddenly vents his frustrations about being censored.
---> '''Michael:''' I don't believe it! I really don't believe it! I can't even say the word "bl**dy" around here. I think the whole [[LighterAndSofter "clean YTP"]] thing blows! Do we really need to have a riot over the words "bl**dy", "sh*t", "c*ck", "[[CensoredForComedy skyf***le]]", and... "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking strawberry ice cream]]"?
*** Michael ends the video by saying [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere "If you need me, I'll be in DaThings2"]], and sliding off-screen.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE Burgers and Greens]]

to:

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx7O8G7DFRE com/watch?v=qBWTrBlhvsE Burgers and Greens]]

Added: 81

Removed: 36

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None


* See [[Funny/DaThingsMusicalProductionYTP here]] for musical production [=YTP=]s




* Funny/DaThingsMusicalProductionYTP

Changed: 284

Removed: 30583

Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Splitting overly-long page


[[folder: Musical Production YTP]]
* If EpicMovie can be applied to a YouTubePoop, that poop would have to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]].
--> '''Simba:''' [[TitleDrop I LOL in the face of danger.]] [[NoblewomansLaugh Oh, ho ho HO!]]
** Which is awesomely given a CallBack towards the end of the poop.
** [[EpicFail Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.]]
** "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
--> '''Scar:''' That was ''today''? Oh, I feel simply ''gay''! [[CampGay I shall practice my curtsy!]]
** This exchange between Simba and Scar:
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Scar:''' Oh [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. *King Dedede appears briefly*
** [[MemeticMutation The Double Rainbow video]] gets a short cameo.
** "You deliberately spayed me."
** We are gonna play WesternAnimation/BluesClues!
*** Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
** "It's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]time, and we ain't got no stinkin' [[VideoGame/PaperMario BADGES!]]"
*** Right after that, Banzai dons a sombrero and mustache when he says "Que pasa".
** "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
** "Are you ''nuts''?! Lions eat ''nuts''! Maybe he'll be on our ''nuts''?! Let's get outta here and find some ''[[OverlyLongGag nuts]]''!"
** This:
-->'''Scar:''' Sing something with a little bounce in it!
-->'''Zazu:''' [[Music/RebeccaBlack IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY--]]
-->'''Scar:''' '''NO!''' No, ''anything'' [[TakeThat but that!]]
**
-->'''Simba:''' [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
** Rafiki shows Simba a vision of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] in a pool of water.
-->'''Vader''': [[LukeIAmYourFather I am your father.]]
-->'''Simba''': [[ActorAllusion That's my father.]]
** [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs "They call me]] [[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
** "I thought you said we were the anemone."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoY Woods]], as well as its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH1ruRx1M Rekindled remake]] 9 years later.
** A RunningGag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.
** "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!"
** "I have pot for yoooouuuuuu-wooo!"
** "There's a lump on her rump big enough to '''''HUMP!'''''
** "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! [[CaptainObvious I have no wood,]] [[StrawFeminist nor no one should!]]"
*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[MindScrew who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"
*** Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”
*** "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
** "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
** "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
** "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]... And home before dark!" TheEnd
*** Psych!
** "Jaj, [[Film/TheDarkKnight why so serious?]]"
** This little gem:
--> '''Wolf:''' And what might be in your basket?
--> '''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Three large oak trees.]]
--> '''Wolf:''' Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]].
** "In exchange for [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike]]!?"
** "I guess this is goodbye, old ''plate!''" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
** This dialogue:
--> '''Cinderella:''' Something something something
--> '''Cinderella's Mother:''' ''Specify''...
** "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you [[Music/CeeloGreen beg and steal and lie and cheat!]]"
** "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 "NO! NOT THE BEES!"]]
** "Let's see the demon sliced into [[MemeticMutation NINE THOUSAND]] bits!"
** "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, [[MindScrew nice is different than nice]]!"
** "To bed without any SUS!"
** "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
** "Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The difference between a bean and a bean]] is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
** "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
** "The cow is [[Music/LadyGaga GAGA]]!"
*** [[TakeThat "I don't like that woman!"]]
** "Pears." (''[[MundaneMadeAwesome thunderous applause]]'')
** [[TheUnintelligible "IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!"]] (''{{Beat}}'') [[LampshadeHanging "Well that makes no sense!"]]
** "We WOULD have, if that [[BestialityisDepraved cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''
** "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" (''beat'') "Good."
*** The remake makes a few more edits which arguably make the line funnier:
---> '''Jack's mother:''' MY BACKYARD IS A GIANT BACKYARD!
---> ''(Jack's mother sobs while the audience laughs)''
---> '''Cinderella's Prince''' ''(in Cinderella's voice)'': Well that makes sense!
** "WOAH!" "What!?" "You heard me! WOAH!"
** "The Witch was punished [[BlackComedy with AIDS!]]"
** "What did I clearly say? Snghhghghghg!"
** "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (''long awkward pause'') "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af--" "Well that's another story, nevermind!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La38LJCLfmQ The Phantom of Oprah]] is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic ''Film/{{The Phantom of the Opera|2004}}''
** "With a little illumination... perhaps we can frighten away the ghost... of SUS"
** "Who is in there?" "[[SpecialPersonNormalName I-saac!]]"
** "I'm sure you've read of their junk."
** "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
** "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
** "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
** "You will therefore cast [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]]... and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pootis.]]"
** "[[ObsessedWithFood I have to cut the shortcake!]]"
*** "[[CallBack You were trying to cut the cake, right?]]"
** "[[UnusualEuphemism You little FEDORA!]]"
** "Say-" "No more talk."
** "All I want is a world [[EndlessDaytime with no more niiiiight]]" (''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Luna]] looks down, upset'')
** "[[ExtremeOmnivore I ATE MY HAT!]]"
** "[[TakeThat Remember memes used to be funny?]]"
** "[[Series/WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSandiego Where in the world have you been hiding?]]"
** "You have come here" (Sistine goes "[[Creator/NicolasCage You don't say?]]")
** "You were once my [[CompanionCube companion]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cube]]."
** "[[YoureNotMyFather Whatever you believe, this man, this thing, is NOT YOUR FATHER!]]" (Clip from ''Series/{{Maury}}'' plays with [[SpeedyTechnoRemake the techno remix]] of The Phantom of the Opera, with two black men dancing.)
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment But remember, keep your hands at the level of your hands!]]"
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]], down we plunge to the prison of my mom! Down that path into smores!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PrZ-cg4kE Devil Take The Toast]], a parody of the infamous sequel to ''Phantom'', ''Love Never Dies''
** "I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
** "Her butter will always follow me."
** "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
*** "Chalk."
** "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
** "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
** "Is he Mormon?"
** "Devil take the cake!"
** "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. Toad."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mweXEtUfLXg Steven Bribes for Seven Broths]] adapting ''Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers''
** "Bless your beautiful hide, prepare to get high."
--> '''Preacher''': Repeat after me. I, Adam Pontipee...
-->'''Adam''': ''[[ExactWords (with priest's voice)]]'' I, Adam Pontipee.
** "I feel so wonderful I could yell." "Might start an avalanche." "Hurray!" ''(avalanche starts)''
** "There was no F names in the Bible, so ma named him [[CensoredForComedy F**k]], 'cause he smelled so sweet!"
** "Hey, Milly's going to town!" "Hey! Let's go with her!" "Hey, Milly's with her!" "Hey, let's go to town!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ''(transition to next scene)'' [[OverlyLongGag "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"]]
** "If you wanna get a girl, you have to grab her like she's a flapjack." "What?"
** "Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a girl. Aaah, lerl."
** Two of the women start fighting in their underwear. SCENE MISSING
** "They say when you marry a Jew, you will always be gay." "Shut up!" ''(fighting)'' SCENE MISSING AGAIN
** "You're my eldest brother. ''(punch)'' Now I've always looked up to ya, ''(punch)'' tried to ape ya. ''(punch punch punch)'' But today I'm ashamed of you. ''(punch-punch-punch-punch-punch)''"
**
--> '''Preacher''': Do you, Alla, Rur, Mam, Lol, Saras, Dorod, take these men to be your lawfully wedded husbands?
--> '''Brides''': ''(with the brothers' voices)'' We do.
--> '''Preacher''': And do you, Gig, Calac, Danad, Ephe, Frarf, and Beb, take these girls to be your lawfully wedded wives?
--> '''Brothers''': [[RunningGag Huh? Nyah.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg Illegally Blondie]] is an extremely insane look at the musical ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
** "[[DrivenByEnvy Dear Elle, honey, bring that ring back]] [[FloweryInsults and shove it up your a]]--!" ''(SMPTE beep)'' [Uh-oh.]
** "I just wish I could be there to see [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim when he takes an arrow in the knee]]!"
** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[MindScrew you're gay!]]"
** "I may be stupid, [[TooDumbToLive but I'm not blonde!"]]
** [[Film/ThreeHundred "Madness..."]] [[OnlySaneWoman "Must we all descend into madness?"]]
** "What you want is [[MemeticMutation memes]], but you need to see - [[RunningGag memes]] [[DiscreditedMeme used]] [[MemeticMutation to be]] [[CallBack funny!]]"
** "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! [[NotEvenHuman And you, button, are a nun]]!"
** "Harvard LOL grants admission to [[StockForeignName Sandeep Padamadan]]!" ''([[Series/TheMuppetShow Mahna Mahna]] dance mix starts playing)''
** "I still don't see ''one'' reason to admit you! ...ouy iti you!" "...LOL." ''(DramaticPause)'' "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
** "Everyone take your seats - [[OverlyLongName Professor Callahallahallahan]] should be here any second."
** "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear [[CensoredForComedy a ___ye__ is a sh__.]] [[JustIgnoreIt Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]"
** "Harvard LOL." [[CaptainObvious "That's a school!"]]
** "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Music/{{Enya}}!"
*** [[DiscreditedMeme "You're allowed to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext shoot him in the knee!"]]
*** Caption: [[CreatorBacklash Oh wait, I already made that joke.]] [[InJoke Ignore that,]] [[CallBack it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]
** "Hello, Vivian! [[ShapedLikeItself I see you came as Vivian!]]"
** (To Elle in a playboy bunny outfit) "Change out of your Supreme Court Justice costume."
** "Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-" "You know what? [[ListSong There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!]]"
** "The case of Sussel vs. Susman!" "Determined! Sussel was legally the child, [[MindScrew even though he was just his father.]]"
** "[[MyNewGiftIsLame For you]], [[ToiletHumor it's poo and conditioner in one.]]" "I love this guy!" "And it's a [[Creator/VinceOffer real ShamWow]]!" [[{{Squee}} "AHHHHH!"]]
** ''(Elle makes kettle whistle sound, accompanied by a teapot over her head)''
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland LIKE A BOSS!]]"
** "You can turn this off right now!" (''[[SelfDeprecation viewer does just that]]'')
** "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! [[GetOut Get out of here, all of you.]]"
** "I'd rather not see [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] [[NoodleIncident again today]]. Yay."
** "Cocaine! First, a deep breath...take it all in..."
** "Have yourself a soup."
** "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant]]?"
** (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
-->'''L:''' Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
-->'''Callahallahallahan:''' L-O-L! ''(L slaps Callahallahallahan)''
-->'''L:''' [[CensoredForComedy F___ you]], [[PrecisionFStrike Professor Callahallahallahan.]] ''(L raises her hand and Callahallahallahan backs off)''
** (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
-->'''Paulette:''' Wow, he really likes you!
-->'''Kyle:''' [[InterspeciesRomance And I like him.]] (Pink heart frame is overlapped)
-->'''Paulette:''' Oh.
** "Will Miss Chutney please come forward?" *A woman with chutney sauce for a head walks up.* Doubly funny because it's a [[StealthPun stealth "sauce" joke]]!
** (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
-->'''Vivian:''' Creator/WilliamShakespeare wrote: ''Na na na oh oh oh oh tutututu... yay.''
** "So she said we could play [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]! HERE WE GO!" *Scene Missing*
** "Before we all go...[=EmmE=] Forrest, please make me a woman!" [[SexyDiscretionShot *lights go out and play ends*]]
** Alternate Ending: ([[NukeEm Nuclear bomb explosion]])
-->'''Paulette:''' Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory]] is pure comedic genius.
** "Nobody ever goes in... and ''nobody'' ever goes in."
** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"
*** "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
** Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
** "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
** Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package, he pulls out an identical scarf. "Nevermind, Charlie."
** '''AGUSUGA GLUE''' - First Golden Tick Finder
** '[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!]]"
*** "I'M A MAGICIAN! [[Literature/HarryPotter AVADA KEDAVRA!]]" ''(Workers scream)''
*** "[[OverNineThousand 9000 bars an hour they're shelling!]]"
** "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
*** (singing)''"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"''
** "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means [[Music/RebeccaBlack Friday]] will take place on Monday. [[MindScrew Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Nevermind, Charlie]]"
** Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.
** "[[MemeticMutation You're pulling our legs, Charlie.]]"
*** "[[WordSaladHumor Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr.]] Creator/WillSmith"
*** (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "[[LiteralMetaphor You're pulling legs, Charlie.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is also pure comedic genius.
** Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
** "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."]]
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** The Chocolate Room with Videogame/SuperMarioBros1 items in it.
** "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
*** "If you want to view paradise, [[NightmareFuel simply die.]]"
*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
** "He's [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]]ing all the chalk!"
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal She's a lady!]]"
** *Everyone is getting into the infamous [[NightmareFuel boat]]* *The boat enters the tunnel* *[[SmashCut Cut]]* "[[{{Anticlimax}} We're here.]]"
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation sus]] in here!"
** When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
** "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "[[GlassesPull Veruca went first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** [=DaThings=]' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that [[{{Irony}} doing so was making a joke in itself.]]
** You call that unharmed?
*** HERP
*** DERP
*** B'GERP
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
** "Charlie...[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my boy]]...YOU LOSE!"
*** "[[RunningGag Nevermind, Charlie.]]"
** [[TheStinger Everyday I'm Russian.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnJTghYqV8 Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm]]
** The intro with [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure Breakfast Machine]] playing in the background. Specifically, a version that mixes it with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy's]] voiceclips.
** "But there's no Klondike!"
** "There was a barber and his [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment barber]], and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
** "There's a hole in the world like a great black [[Film/ThreeHundred pit]], and it's filled with people who are filled with [[Creator/BradPitt Pitt]], and the vermin of the world inhabit [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]!"
** "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]''" *{{beat}}* "SUS! [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"
** "These are [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my friends]]! You shall drip [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees]]!"
** "At last... [[TitleDrop my arm is complete again]]!" *cue ScareChord rapidly cut off*
** "I feel you, [[ManipulativeEditing JohaahoJ]]!"
** "A sailor!"
*** "Sir, you gandered! Gandered, gandered, gandered...(gets faster)"
** "I feel you, [[SubvertedTrope Johanna]][[DoubleSubversion annahoJ]]!"
** "All the [[MemeticMutation rage]], he is!"
** "[[MondegreenGag Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice]]! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're [[Music/{{Kesha}} feelin' like P. Diddy?]] Well, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 mentlegen]]..."
*** "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
** "[[PedoHunt PEDO!]]"
** "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
** "And may the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
** "Excuse me, my lord [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]]!"
** Mrs. Lovett opening the chest containing Pirelli's body, [[NotQuiteDead only for him to scream "It was-a da POPE!" at her]].
*** "You're barking mad, Dad! For a moment, there, I thought you'd lost your balls."
** "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
** The clip from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** "I don't care, I got [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]!"
** "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Music/JustinBieber*
** "[[TheStinger I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair ba]]--"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Woah...
-->'''Valjean''': I stole the breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *[[DisproportionateRetribution Shoots Valjean]] with [[BrickJoke the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Joj [=ValJeaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** This bit goes from canon to horrifyingly cruel to CrossesTheLineTwice hilarity:
-->'''Valjean''': We were starving!
-->'''Javert''': You'll starve again! LOL!
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
*** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!" "No." ''(gunshot)''
** [[TheStinger "Get me]] [[CallBack a sandwich!"]] (is given donuts) "No."
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU02BO4Z0Gg&ab_channel=DaThings 10 year Reanimated celebration]] of "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole" has a load of visual laughs including:
** The constant "Yes!"/"No..." fight ends with Valjean as [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Bison]] and Javert as [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]].
** Javert's "To the left! To the right! To the left! To the right!" is appropriately turned into a dance.
** Javert's "It warns you're a man" has him turn into [[WesternAnimation/BluesCluesAndYou Josh]]
** When Javert tells Valjean "Do not forget my mom", he turns into [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Muscle Man]].
** Valjean declaring "I stole a bread!" turns into a VisualPun with a sudden appearance by [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Y'shtola]].
** Javert's "Die!" has another VisualPun, killing Valjean with an explosive D20.
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]] ahoy, as the prisoners are replaced with [[VideoGame/AmongUs crewmates]], [[Franchise/LupinIII Jigen]], [[Series/SesameStreet Berts]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} penguins]].
** TheStinger of Javert [[labelnote:Note]] who is not wearing a mask [[/labelnote]] demanding a sandwich has a poster on the wall:
-->"MASKS REQUIRED. That means you, Jajvert. No one is exempt from the meaning of NARUSNADSTUW. If you comply, then your previous offenses will be water under the bridge. Sincerely, The Mammoth of the [=HouoH=]."

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfXFhuVHwvo Jajvert Gets The Bagel]].
** "[[FacialHorror Your face is not a face"]]
** Javert [[PottyFailure crapping himself]] and his exchange with Valjean afterwards.
-->'''Javert''': Monsieur le Maire, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear.
-->'''Valjean''': You have only done your doo-ty. [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
-->'''Javert''': [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
** Valjean [[CrossesTheLineTwice dropping the cart on Fauchelevent.]]
** "All I did was steal some suffering child!"
** Javert pettily refusing to let Valjean get a word in:
--> '''Javert''': [You'll wear a different] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you say another word, Javert...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you chain me up like a slave again...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': ... Javert...
--> '''Javert''': [[IncrediblyLongNote --aaaaaaaaiii--]]
--> '''Valjean''': Listen to me--
--> '''Javert''': --No. [[IgnoringBySinging -aaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn...]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKh2Rcb-k0c Album Art is Always Square]] is based on a song from a lesser-known musical, ''Theatre/AliceByHeart'' (from the composers of ''Theatre/SpringAwakening'').
** The RunningGag of the album art itself changing, including:
*** The thumbnail, which jokes about the bad conversion of rectangular videos to a square aspect ratio[[note]] [[SelfDeprecation which happens frequently in the video]] [[PaintingTheMedium thanks to the video being square,]] [[DontExplainTheJoke hence the title]] [[/note]]
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment All of the production credits and the title becoming variations of "Original Cast Recording"]]
*** All text becoming mirrored as a visual version of [[MemeticMutation DaThing's prolific sus editing]]
*** [[ShamelessSelfPromoter The two album cover Patreon plug]]
*** '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} THIS JOKE]] WAS STOLEN FROM JALISA WESCHEN; CHECK OUT YTP: LOBSTER PARTY, IT'S ON HER CHANNEL'''
*** '''WHOA LOOK AT THESE TWO FANCY KIDS I WONDER WHY THEIR ARMS & LEGS ARE SO HIGH THAT'S PROBS UNCOMFY FOR THE FOLKS BELOW'''
*** Changing to a "Lobster Cast Recording," with the creator's names now being jokes on the song lyrics and the musical's title being changed to the song's original title
*** Changing every last name to the section they wrote and the title to "Alice by Alice"
*** Making all vowels the letter O
*** Changing the title to ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' and [[CallBack making the names Prisoner 24602060451, Jaj [=ValJeaj=], and Officer Jajvert Jajvertson, as well as including the quote "Get me a sandwich!"]]
** "When you partner with a lobster, you partner with [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Jason]]"
-->'''Penny:''' Can we get pogs for Jason?
-->'''Singer:''' [[BigNo NO.]]
** "When you partner with a mobster, all the world partners with your partner"
** "When you partner with Creator/PaulyShore, all the world's your oyster"
**
--> '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans:]]''' uh...hi?
--> '''Singer:''' Hello, Sans!
** Immediately after:
--> '''Woman:''' What're you guys playing?
--> '''Man:''' [[MemeticMutation We're supposed to be playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my--]]
--> '''Singer:''' ''*in the middle of the above quote*'' [[CurseCutShort Let's skip this.]]
** "Hold her by the claws and hold her by [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the clock]] and [[RuleOfThree hold her by]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the candle holder]] and [[OverlyLongGag hold her by the pants]]"
** ''*while playing [[MemeticMutation the infamous "fuck her right in the pussy" newsclip]]*'' "Hold her by the ''*as it cuts back to the album cover*'' claws and whisper '[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Howdy, partner.]]'"
** "When you [[InherentlyFunnyWords parbster]] with [[Creator/TaylorLautner a Lautner]]..."
** [[DownerEnding "All the seagulls died"]]
** "[[TheStinger Aha, here's the problem!]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Too many lobsters!]] You know what they say: when you partner with a lobster, [[StealthPun they pinch back.]]"

* Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVw0GvJLNU the sequel]] to Woods: Rekindled.
** "I never thought I could be soapy!" "We're so happy you're so soapy!"
** The introductory song is interrupted by [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Demoman]], Creator/BillyMays and Creator/{{Egoraptor}} shouting...
---> '''Demoman:''' KA-BOOOM!!! ''(explosion ensues)''\\
'''Billy Mays:''' Kaboom!™\\
'''Egoraptor:''' Ka-blowey boom!
** This conversation:
---> '''Baker:''' Do you think it was a bear?\\
'''Witch:''' A bear? Bears are imaginary! Besides, you ever seen a bear with four feet?\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Dragon?\\
'''Witch:''' No, no, no, no. [=NoooOOO=]!\\
'''Baker:''' Manticore?\\
'''Witch:''' Extinct!\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Griffin?\\
'''Witch:''' Stinked.\\
'''Baker:''' GIANT?!?\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Witch:''' [[ManipulativeEditing Woo-hoh-hoo!]]
** "The story unfolds." "SUS!" [[MundaneMadeAwesome (laughter followed by applause)]]
** "I found a tower entirely of glass. No, it's a casket entirely of glass-ket! No, it's a maiden made entirely of hair! [[RuleOfThree No]], entirely of beer!"
**
---> '''Witch:''' IT'S A WOMAN!\\
'''Giantess:''' Where is the lad? (picture of a dog is shown)\\
'''Steward:''' There is no lad! (dog picture pans out)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the lad! (dog picture returns)\\
'''Steward:''' THERE IS NO LAD! (dog picture pans out again)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the beans! (picture of dog's paw appears)\\
'''Narrator:''' Now, you must understand, these were not people.\\
'''Witch:''' [[TheUnintelligible Aeuoieouoaueoiaueoeiauoieaueo]]\\
'''Red Riding Hood:''' It was you who destroyed our house, not a great big Yoo-hoo™!
** The Yoo-Hoo and Frosted Flakes commercial breaks. They have to be seen to be believed.
---> '''Narrator:''' (after the Frosted Flakes commercial) They're great. (notices everyone looking at him) What?
** "We had sold his magic cow in exchanged for beloved bees! If anyone is to be punished, it's the MAMMOTHS!"
*** Jack's mother cries sound like a siren. It was taken from the previous act.
*** Jack's mother gets hit by the Steward with the sound of [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Scout's "BONK!"]]. The Baker's reaction is priceless.
---->'''Baker:''' She's in ''pork'' condition!
** [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere "We're off to a hidden kingdom!"]] "Sssshhhh!!" "We're off to kingdom hingdom!" "SSSSHHHH!!!" "We're off--[[Film/TheWizardOfOz to see the wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of]]--" "Oz!"
** Little Red recalls killing ''three thousand wolves''.
** The main characters' discussion with the Witch, during which, Little Red says unintelligible stuff and everyone keeps mentioning of a boy (repeatedly) which culminates to...
---> '''Jingle:''' ''♫ Big Boy™... we borrowed your [[UsefulNotes/NintendoDS DS]] from your mother! ♫''
*** The nonsense that ensues after the conversation, including the Baker's wife saying "What?" which makes it the third time someone says "What?" (since the Narrator said it twice).
** The Witch's IncrediblyLongNote.
---> '''Baker:''' ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere this!]]\\
'''Cinderella:''' Maybe I shouldn't have attended the [[CallBack fef.]]
** The Baker's DeadPersonConversation with his father. That is all.
---> '''Baker:''' ''♫ No ♫'' (crowd applauses)
** The Baker's plan to kill the Giant?
--->'''Baker:''' We must smear the [[CensoredForComedy ___ch]]!
** "Jaj... [[YourMom Your mother]]." (laughter followed by applause) "Woodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoods, woods! Woods! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!"
** TheStinger:
--->'''VO:''' And now, back to our messages!\\
(long period of awkward silence followed by dramatic breathing)\\
'''Cinderella:''' The Giant went in that direction.\\
'''Cinderella's Prince:''' Thank you. ''*leaves*''\\
''(audience laughs before applauding)''

[[/folder]]

to:

[[folder: Musical Production YTP]]

* If EpicMovie can be applied to a YouTubePoop, that poop would have to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yacqVp39e98 The LOL King]].
--> '''Simba:''' [[TitleDrop I LOL in the face of danger.]] [[NoblewomansLaugh Oh, ho ho HO!]]
** Which is awesomely given a CallBack towards the end of the poop.
** [[EpicFail Rafiki drops Simba off the cliff at the start.]]
** "Didn't your mother tell you not to play with your mother?"
--> '''Scar:''' That was ''today''? Oh, I feel simply ''gay''! [[CampGay I shall practice my curtsy!]]
** This exchange between Simba and Scar:
--> '''Simba:''' I'm gonna rock!
--> '''Scar:''' Oh [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. *King Dedede appears briefly*
** [[MemeticMutation The Double Rainbow video]] gets a short cameo.
** "You deliberately spayed me."
** We are gonna play WesternAnimation/BluesClues!
*** Three clues do indeed appear throughout the poop. Try to find them all!
** "It's [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames dinner]]time, and we ain't got no stinkin' [[VideoGame/PaperMario BADGES!]]"
*** Right after that, Banzai dons a sombrero and mustache when he says "Que pasa".
** "Oh, look at the sauce!" Complete with Nala as a bottle of sauce.
** "Are you ''nuts''?! Lions eat ''nuts''! Maybe he'll be on our ''nuts''?! Let's get outta here and find some ''[[OverlyLongGag nuts]]''!"
** This:
-->'''Scar:''' Sing something with a little bounce in it!
-->'''Zazu:''' [[Music/RebeccaBlack IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY--]]
-->'''Scar:''' '''NO!''' No, ''anything'' [[TakeThat but that!]]
**
-->'''Simba:''' [said to The Jackson 5 in the sky] You said you'd always be there for me!
** Rafiki shows Simba a vision of [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] in a pool of water.
-->'''Vader''': [[LukeIAmYourFather I am your father.]]
-->'''Simba''': [[ActorAllusion That's my father.]]
** [[TheyCallMeMisterTibbs "They call me]] [[TheScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"]]
** "I thought you said we were the anemone."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVpyUM0hoY Woods]], as well as its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6uH1ruRx1M Rekindled remake]] 9 years later.
** A RunningGag exclusive to the remake: The Narrator saying that each character's mother had died.
** "You wish to go to the fef?" "Cinderella wishes to go to the fef!" "The fef?!" "The kiiiiiiiiing's fef?!?!"
** "I have pot for yoooouuuuuu-wooo!"
** "There's a lump on her rump big enough to '''''HUMP!'''''
** "The woods are just wood! The trees are just wood! [[CaptainObvious I have no wood,]] [[StrawFeminist nor no one should!]]"
*** "Into the woods to bring some bread to Granny, [[MindScrew who is]] [[BlackComedy already dead]]!"
*** Narrator: “The poor girl’s mother’s mother had died!”
*** "I sort of hate to ask it, but do you have a casket?"
** "I thought I had been more than a bull." *turns into a bull*
** "Jaj, Jaj, Jaj, head in a crack sack!"
** "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]... And home before dark!" TheEnd
*** Psych!
** "Jaj, [[Film/TheDarkKnight why so serious?]]"
** This little gem:
--> '''Wolf:''' And what might be in your basket?
--> '''Literature/LittleRedRidingHood:''' [[BiggerOnTheInside Three large oak trees.]]
--> '''Wolf:''' Look at that flesh, pink and plump. I Love [[{{Anime/Pokemon}} Jigglypuff]].
** "In exchange for [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike]]!?"
** "I guess this is goodbye, old ''plate!''" (Baker's Wife facepalms)
** This dialogue:
--> '''Cinderella:''' Something something something
--> '''Cinderella's Mother:''' ''Specify''...
** "And you give and you take and you bid and you bargain and you [[Music/CeeloGreen beg and steal and lie and cheat!]]"
** "What's important, really, is THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" [[Film/TheWickerMan2006 "NO! NOT THE BEES!"]]
** "Let's see the demon sliced into [[MemeticMutation NINE THOUSAND]] bits!"
** "Mother said not to be straight! I should've heeded her advice! And though scary is exciting, [[MindScrew nice is different than nice]]!"
** "To bed without any SUS!"
** "We did nothing, and it made a nice BUTT dance!"
** "Whoa!" "None!" "Sus!" "Thoth!" "Ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping" "Never wear mauve to a ball!" "Or open your maam!" "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The difference between a bean and a bean]] is a bean can begin a church!" "Slots don't hold much soup!" "Whoa!" "The mob's not the end of the world!" "A servant is just a dog!" "Length is not an opportune visitor!"
** "A big terrible lady sweeping the floooooor! But she draws you!" *graphics are drawn in pencil*
** "The cow is [[Music/LadyGaga GAGA]]!"
*** [[TakeThat "I don't like that woman!"]]
** "Pears." (''[[MundaneMadeAwesome thunderous applause]]'')
** [[TheUnintelligible "IIINEETHAASHOOSHTAHAVACHII-!"]] (''{{Beat}}'') [[LampshadeHanging "Well that makes no sense!"]]
** "We WOULD have, if that [[BestialityisDepraved cow]] hadn't [[HavingAGayOldTime molested]] us!" '''[[BlackComedyRape "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"]]'''
** "THERE'S A GIANT BACKYARD!" (''beat'') "Good."
*** The remake makes a few more edits which arguably make the line funnier:
---> '''Jack's mother:''' MY BACKYARD IS A GIANT BACKYARD!
---> ''(Jack's mother sobs while the audience laughs)''
---> '''Cinderella's Prince''' ''(in Cinderella's voice)'': Well that makes sense!
** "WOAH!" "What!?" "You heard me! WOAH!"
** "The Witch was punished [[BlackComedy with AIDS!]]"
** "What did I clearly say? Snghhghghghg!"
** "LET HER SPEAK FOR HERSELF!" (''long awkward pause'') "[=WoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodsWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS=]" "TO BE CONTINUED!" "And happily ever af--" "Well that's another story, nevermind!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La38LJCLfmQ The Phantom of Oprah]] is an insanely twisted version of the film of musical classic ''Film/{{The Phantom of the Opera|2004}}''
** "With a little illumination... perhaps we can frighten away the ghost... of SUS"
** "Who is in there?" "[[SpecialPersonNormalName I-saac!]]"
** "I'm sure you've read of their junk."
** "No relation to the famous Swedish Chef?"
** "Don't think about meeeeeeeee~"
** "And the Angel of Sauce in my head, the Angel of Sauce in my bed."
** "You will therefore cast [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]]... and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pootis.]]"
** "[[ObsessedWithFood I have to cut the shortcake!]]"
*** "[[CallBack You were trying to cut the cake, right?]]"
** "[[UnusualEuphemism You little FEDORA!]]"
** "Say-" "No more talk."
** "All I want is a world [[EndlessDaytime with no more niiiiight]]" (''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Princess Luna]] looks down, upset'')
** "[[ExtremeOmnivore I ATE MY HAT!]]"
** "[[TakeThat Remember memes used to be funny?]]"
** "[[Series/WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenSandiego Where in the world have you been hiding?]]"
** "You have come here" (Sistine goes "[[Creator/NicolasCage You don't say?]]")
** "You were once my [[CompanionCube companion]] [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cube]]."
** "[[YoureNotMyFather Whatever you believe, this man, this thing, is NOT YOUR FATHER!]]" (Clip from ''Series/{{Maury}}'' plays with [[SpeedyTechnoRemake the techno remix]] of The Phantom of the Opera, with two black men dancing.)
** "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment But remember, keep your hands at the level of your hands!]]"
** "Down once more to the dungeons of my black [[CensoredForComedy d***]], down we plunge to the prison of my mom! Down that path into smores!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8PrZ-cg4kE Devil Take The Toast]], a parody of the infamous sequel to ''Phantom'', ''Love Never Dies''
** "I'm not afraid of him." ''(Raoul taps the table for a drink, the bartender turns towards Raoul to reveal himself as the Phantom)'' "I'm afraid of him."
** "Her butter will always follow me."
** "You really think so? Followollowollowof?"
*** "Chalk."
** "Devil take the deviled eggs!"
** "Now Christine shall choose at last! Is she your mom?"
** "Is he Mormon?"
** "Devil take the cake!"
** "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]. Toad."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mweXEtUfLXg Steven Bribes for Seven Broths]] adapting ''Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers''
** "Bless your beautiful hide, prepare to get high."
--> '''Preacher''': Repeat after me. I, Adam Pontipee...
-->'''Adam''': ''[[ExactWords (with priest's voice)]]'' I, Adam Pontipee.
** "I feel so wonderful I could yell." "Might start an avalanche." "Hurray!" ''(avalanche starts)''
** "There was no F names in the Bible, so ma named him [[CensoredForComedy F**k]], 'cause he smelled so sweet!"
** "Hey, Milly's going to town!" "Hey! Let's go with her!" "Hey, Milly's with her!" "Hey, let's go to town!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ''(transition to next scene)'' [[OverlyLongGag "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!"]]
** "If you wanna get a girl, you have to grab her like she's a flapjack." "What?"
** "Oh, it's fun to hunt and shoot a girl. Aaah, lerl."
** Two of the women start fighting in their underwear. SCENE MISSING
** "They say when you marry a Jew, you will always be gay." "Shut up!" ''(fighting)'' SCENE MISSING AGAIN
** "You're my eldest brother. ''(punch)'' Now I've always looked up to ya, ''(punch)'' tried to ape ya. ''(punch punch punch)'' But today I'm ashamed of you. ''(punch-punch-punch-punch-punch)''"
**
--> '''Preacher''': Do you, Alla, Rur, Mam, Lol, Saras, Dorod, take these men to be your lawfully wedded husbands?
--> '''Brides''': ''(with the brothers' voices)'' We do.
--> '''Preacher''': And do you, Gig, Calac, Danad, Ephe, Frarf, and Beb, take these girls to be your lawfully wedded wives?
--> '''Brothers''': [[RunningGag Huh? Nyah.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fulAhJXeClg Illegally Blondie]] is an extremely insane look at the musical ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde''
** "[[DrivenByEnvy Dear Elle, honey, bring that ring back]] [[FloweryInsults and shove it up your a]]--!" ''(SMPTE beep)'' [Uh-oh.]
** "I just wish I could be there to see [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim when he takes an arrow in the knee]]!"
** "Daughter of Music/{{Beyonce}}, now that a man chose you [[MindScrew you're gay!]]"
** "I may be stupid, [[TooDumbToLive but I'm not blonde!"]]
** [[Film/ThreeHundred "Madness..."]] [[OnlySaneWoman "Must we all descend into madness?"]]
** "What you want is [[MemeticMutation memes]], but you need to see - [[RunningGag memes]] [[DiscreditedMeme used]] [[MemeticMutation to be]] [[CallBack funny!]]"
** "LOL school?" "Yes, daddy. LOL school." "SWAG. LOL school is for people! [[NotEvenHuman And you, button, are a nun]]!"
** "Harvard LOL grants admission to [[StockForeignName Sandeep Padamadan]]!" ''([[Series/TheMuppetShow Mahna Mahna]] dance mix starts playing)''
** "I still don't see ''one'' reason to admit you! ...ouy iti you!" "...LOL." ''(DramaticPause)'' "WELCOME TO HARVARD!"
** "Everyone take your seats - [[OverlyLongName Professor Callahallahallahan]] should be here any second."
** "Now when you choose a LOL career, the moment you embark, you're bound to hear [[CensoredForComedy a ___ye__ is a sh__.]] [[JustIgnoreIt Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]"
** "Harvard LOL." [[CaptainObvious "That's a school!"]]
** "Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions? Music/{{Enya}}!"
*** [[DiscreditedMeme "You're allowed to]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext shoot him in the knee!"]]
*** Caption: [[CreatorBacklash Oh wait, I already made that joke.]] [[InJoke Ignore that,]] [[CallBack it's simplistic and it's dumb.]]
** "Hello, Vivian! [[ShapedLikeItself I see you came as Vivian!]]"
** (To Elle in a playboy bunny outfit) "Change out of your Supreme Court Justice costume."
** "Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-" "You know what? [[ListSong There's a pawn shop on my shoulder, and a boulder, and a cake!]]"
** "The case of Sussel vs. Susman!" "Determined! Sussel was legally the child, [[MindScrew even though he was just his father.]]"
** "[[MyNewGiftIsLame For you]], [[ToiletHumor it's poo and conditioner in one.]]" "I love this guy!" "And it's a [[Creator/VinceOffer real ShamWow]]!" [[{{Squee}} "AHHHHH!"]]
** ''(Elle makes kettle whistle sound, accompanied by a teapot over her head)''
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland LIKE A BOSS!]]"
** "You can turn this off right now!" (''[[SelfDeprecation viewer does just that]]'')
** "Miss Windham, I'm Emmett Forrest, your Coke." "That's all I want! [[GetOut Get out of here, all of you.]]"
** "I'd rather not see [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] [[NoodleIncident again today]]. Yay."
** "Cocaine! First, a deep breath...take it all in..."
** "Have yourself a soup."
** "[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant]]?"
** (L meets Callahallahallahan after the party)
-->'''L:''' Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
-->'''Callahallahallahan:''' L-O-L! ''(L slaps Callahallahallahan)''
-->'''L:''' [[CensoredForComedy F___ you]], [[PrecisionFStrike Professor Callahallahallahan.]] ''(L raises her hand and Callahallahallahan backs off)''
** (Kyle brings his dog Rufus to Paulette's salon)
-->'''Paulette:''' Wow, he really likes you!
-->'''Kyle:''' [[InterspeciesRomance And I like him.]] (Pink heart frame is overlapped)
-->'''Paulette:''' Oh.
** "Will Miss Chutney please come forward?" *A woman with chutney sauce for a head walks up.* Doubly funny because it's a [[StealthPun stealth "sauce" joke]]!
** (Harvard LOL graduation ceremony)
-->'''Vivian:''' Creator/WilliamShakespeare wrote: ''Na na na oh oh oh oh tutututu... yay.''
** "So she said we could play [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]! HERE WE GO!" *Scene Missing*
** "Before we all go...[=EmmE=] Forrest, please make me a woman!" [[SexyDiscretionShot *lights go out and play ends*]]
** Alternate Ending: ([[NukeEm Nuclear bomb explosion]])
-->'''Paulette:''' Eeeeveryone's deeeeeaaaad!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnum-Qi22bA Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory]] is pure comedic genius.
** "Nobody ever goes in... and ''nobody'' ever goes in."
** "Grampa George, Grandma George, Grandma George, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Grampa Joj]]!"
*** "And here's a little gift from Grampa Me."
** Grandpa George is Tommy Wiseau.
** "You think I have a chance to find one?" "One? I'm counting on you to find none!"
** Charlie opening his birthday presents. The frst is a knitted scarf. When Charlie opens the Wonka Bar-shaped package, he pulls out an identical scarf. "Nevermind, Charlie."
** '''AGUSUGA GLUE''' - First Golden Tick Finder
** '[[UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish We're doing the best we bleeding can, I've got every bleeding girl in the bleeding staff hunting for ya!]]"
*** "I'M A MAGICIAN! [[Literature/HarryPotter AVADA KEDAVRA!]]" ''(Workers scream)''
*** "[[OverNineThousand 9000 bars an hour they're shelling!]]"
** "Charlie, what are you doing here?" "Then I guess I'd better be going."
*** (singing)''"Go away, Charlieeeeeeeee"''
** "I've decided to change Monday to Friday. That means [[Music/RebeccaBlack Friday]] will take place on Monday. [[MindScrew Of course, since the day is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.]]
** "[[CatchPhrase Nevermind, Charlie]]"
** Charlie refusing to pay for the chalk. And then giving the man his money-and immediately taking it back.
** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.
** "[[MemeticMutation You're pulling our legs, Charlie.]]"
*** "[[WordSaladHumor Greetings to you, Charlie, the lucky puller of our legs. From Mr.]] Creator/WillSmith"
*** (Charlie moves Grampa Joj by lifting his legs) "[[LiteralMetaphor You're pulling legs, Charlie.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFHVOdonwRc& Will Wonk and the Chalk Factory, part 2]] is also pure comedic genius.
** Mike Teavee shooting Wonka, and Wonka collapsing, dead.
** "Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And some of my dreams become realities. And almost everything you'll see is seeable-visible. I mean, you can see almost everything."]]
** "This is a Music/{{Muse}} lock." *plays Supermassive Black Hole*
** The Chocolate Room with Videogame/SuperMarioBros1 items in it.
** "Count your breath. Hold your wish. Make a three."
*** "If you want to view paradise, [[NightmareFuel simply die.]]"
*** "[[ParanoiaFuel There's nothing...]]
** "Don't just do something! Stand there!" [Wonka looks confused]
** "He's [[CensoredForComedy *BEEP*]]ing all the chalk!"
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime You played the Chalk Song.]]
** "Oompa Loompa [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Dedede]]! What do you get when you guzzle down fat? [[BigEater Eating an elephant!]] Ah! I don't LOL!"
*** [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs COCANE SUGAR]]
** "Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca!" "[[UnsettlingGenderReveal She's a lady!]]"
** *Everyone is getting into the infamous [[NightmareFuel boat]]* *The boat enters the tunnel* *[[SmashCut Cut]]* "[[{{Anticlimax}} We're here.]]"
** "You're going to love '''''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]'''''"
** [=DaThings1=]'s long chain of ripoffs.
** "That's Sos!" "THAT'S SOS!"
** "[[NukeEm You're blowing up!]]"
** "The strawberries taste like SNOT!"
** "Some very unusual [[MemeticMutation sus]] in here!"
** When Mr. Salt goes down the chute, the arrow on the meter goes from "GOOD" to "DAD".
** "Well, Mr. Salt finally got what he wanted." "What's that?" "[[GlassesPull Veruca went first.]]" '''''[[MemeticMutation YEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!]]'''''
** [=DaThings=]' refusal to make a joke about all of the soap suds on Wonka's car exploding over everyone, but then realizing that [[{{Irony}} doing so was making a joke in itself.]]
** You call that unharmed?
*** HERP
*** DERP
*** B'GERP
** "The jackpot, my dear sir, the grand and glorious jackpot. It's all there, [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Black and White and Crystal]]! You stole NOTHING! Good day sir!" "[[YouMonster You're an inhuman monster!]]" "I said GAY sir!"
** "Charlie...[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my boy]]...YOU LOSE!"
*** "[[RunningGag Nevermind, Charlie.]]"
** [[TheStinger Everyday I'm Russian.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrnJTghYqV8 Sweeney Todd Completes his Arm]]
** The intro with [[Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure Breakfast Machine]] playing in the background. Specifically, a version that mixes it with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Heavy's]] voiceclips.
** "But there's no Klondike!"
** "There was a barber and his [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment barber]], and he was beautiful... A pie! And it was beautiful! And she was fullllllll!"
** "There's a hole in the world like a great black [[Film/ThreeHundred pit]], and it's filled with people who are filled with [[Creator/BradPitt Pitt]], and the vermin of the world inhabit [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]]!"
** "There was a barber and his knife... Aaa! He had these pretty little flowers!" "''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!]]''" *{{beat}}* "SUS! [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!"
** "These are [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames my friends]]! You shall drip [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Rupeeeeeeeeeeeees]]!"
** "At last... [[TitleDrop my arm is complete again]]!" *cue ScareChord rapidly cut off*
** "I feel you, [[ManipulativeEditing JohaahoJ]]!"
** "A sailor!"
*** "Sir, you gandered! Gandered, gandered, gandered...(gets faster)"
** "I feel you, [[SubvertedTrope Johanna]][[DoubleSubversion annahoJ]]!"
** "All the [[MemeticMutation rage]], he is!"
** "[[MondegreenGag Poliiiiiiiiiiiiiice]]! Do you wake every morning in shame and despair to discover you're [[Music/{{Kesha}} feelin' like P. Diddy?]] Well, [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 mentlegen]]..."
*** "Soon you'll have to thin it once a minute!"
** "[[PedoHunt PEDO!]]"
** "To trrrim-a the beeeeeeer!"
** "And may the Lord have mercy on your SUS!"
** "Excuse me, my lord [[UsefulNotes/{{Wii}} Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]]!"
** Mrs. Lovett opening the chest containing Pirelli's body, [[NotQuiteDead only for him to scream "It was-a da POPE!" at her]].
*** "You're barking mad, Dad! For a moment, there, I thought you'd lost your balls."
** "SUS?" "SUS!" "NUN!"
** The clip from ''WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit''.
** "I don't care, I got [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]!"
** "BOB BARKER!" *stabs Judge Turpin, who reverts to his true form of Music/JustinBieber*
** "[[TheStinger I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair ba]]--"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVago2PKn0#! 24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole]].
** This exchange:
-->'''Javert''': Get me a sandwich! *Valjean hands him a sandwich.* NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Woah...
-->'''Valjean''': I stole the breeeeeeead!
-->'''Javert''': [[{{BerserkButton}} Die!]] *[[DisproportionateRetribution Shoots Valjean]] with [[BrickJoke the gun.]]*
** "[[{{VideoGame/TeamFortress2}} 2FORT]]!"
** This exchange as well:
-->'''Valjean''': My name is Joj [=ValJeaj=]!
-->'''Javert''': And I'm Jajvert!
** "Unless you learn the meaning of NAAAARROOSHISSSNOOIZ!"
-->'''Valjean''': "The meaning of EEESSNEYZOOOO..."
** "You're [[NunTooHoly a dangerous nun!]]"
** This bit goes from canon to horrifyingly cruel to CrossesTheLineTwice hilarity:
-->'''Valjean''': We were starving!
-->'''Javert''': You'll starve again! LOL!
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!
** Literature/LesMiserables ''dubstep''. It has to be heard to be believed.
*** "Yes, it means I'm breeeeead!" "No." ''(gunshot)''
** [[TheStinger "Get me]] [[CallBack a sandwich!"]] (is given donuts) "No."
-->'''Valjean''': LOL!

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU02BO4Z0Gg&ab_channel=DaThings 10 year Reanimated celebration]] of "24601 Releases a Sammich on Parole" has a load of visual laughs including:
** The constant "Yes!"/"No..." fight ends with Valjean as [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Bison]] and Javert as [[VideoGame/HotelMario Mario]].
** Javert's "To the left! To the right! To the left! To the right!" is appropriately turned into a dance.
** Javert's "It warns you're a man" has him turn into [[WesternAnimation/BluesCluesAndYou Josh]]
** When Javert tells Valjean "Do not forget my mom", he turns into [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Muscle Man]].
** Valjean declaring "I stole a bread!" turns into a VisualPun with a sudden appearance by [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV Y'shtola]].
** Javert's "Die!" has another VisualPun, killing Valjean with an explosive D20.
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Funny Background Events]] ahoy, as the prisoners are replaced with [[VideoGame/AmongUs crewmates]], [[Franchise/LupinIII Jigen]], [[Series/SesameStreet Berts]], and [[WesternAnimation/{{Pingu}} penguins]].
** TheStinger of Javert [[labelnote:Note]] who is not wearing a mask [[/labelnote]] demanding a sandwich has a poster on the wall:
-->"MASKS REQUIRED. That means you, Jajvert. No one is exempt from the meaning of NARUSNADSTUW. If you comply, then your previous offenses will be water under the bridge. Sincerely, The Mammoth of the [=HouoH=]."

* [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AfXFhuVHwvo Jajvert Gets The Bagel]].
** "[[FacialHorror Your face is not a face"]]
** Javert [[PottyFailure crapping himself]] and his exchange with Valjean afterwards.
-->'''Javert''': Monsieur le Maire, I have disgraced the uniform that I wear.
-->'''Valjean''': You have only done your doo-ty. [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
-->'''Javert''': [[{{CallBack}} Lol!]]
** Valjean [[CrossesTheLineTwice dropping the cart on Fauchelevent.]]
** "All I did was steal some suffering child!"
** Javert pettily refusing to let Valjean get a word in:
--> '''Javert''': [You'll wear a different] chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you say another word, Javert...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': Before you chain me up like a slave again...
--> '''Javert''': --aaaaaaaaaaa--
--> '''Valjean''': ... Javert...
--> '''Javert''': [[IncrediblyLongNote --aaaaaaaaiii--]]
--> '''Valjean''': Listen to me--
--> '''Javert''': --No. [[IgnoringBySinging -aaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn...]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5s4uMXNsM A Nun Sings About Topography]]
** "[[CaptainObvious The hills are hills.]]"
** "I want to be stoned, I want to trip balls, I want to be high."
*** "[[Website/{{Reddit}} I want to browse /r/trees.]]"
** "Toot."
** "With the sound of Music/{{Muse}}."
*** [[RunningGag "I want your hearrrrrrrt"]]
** And I'll eaaat one s'mooooore...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKh2Rcb-k0c Album Art is Always Square]] is based on a song from a lesser-known musical, ''Theatre/AliceByHeart'' (from the composers of ''Theatre/SpringAwakening'').
** The RunningGag of the album art itself changing, including:
*** The thumbnail, which jokes about the bad conversion of rectangular videos to a square aspect ratio[[note]] [[SelfDeprecation which happens frequently in the video]] [[PaintingTheMedium thanks to the video being square,]] [[DontExplainTheJoke hence the title]] [[/note]]
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment All of the production credits and the title becoming variations of "Original Cast Recording"]]
*** All text becoming mirrored as a visual version of [[MemeticMutation DaThing's prolific sus editing]]
*** [[ShamelessSelfPromoter The two album cover Patreon plug]]
*** '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} THIS JOKE]] WAS STOLEN FROM JALISA WESCHEN; CHECK OUT YTP: LOBSTER PARTY, IT'S ON HER CHANNEL'''
*** '''WHOA LOOK AT THESE TWO FANCY KIDS I WONDER WHY THEIR ARMS & LEGS ARE SO HIGH THAT'S PROBS UNCOMFY FOR THE FOLKS BELOW'''
*** Changing to a "Lobster Cast Recording," with the creator's names now being jokes on the song lyrics and the musical's title being changed to the song's original title
*** Changing every last name to the section they wrote and the title to "Alice by Alice"
*** Making all vowels the letter O
*** Changing the title to ''Theatre/LesMiserables'' and [[CallBack making the names Prisoner 24602060451, Jaj [=ValJeaj=], and Officer Jajvert Jajvertson, as well as including the quote "Get me a sandwich!"]]
** "When you partner with a lobster, you partner with [[WebVideo/RealTimeFandub Jason]]"
-->'''Penny:''' Can we get pogs for Jason?
-->'''Singer:''' [[BigNo NO.]]
** "When you partner with a mobster, all the world partners with your partner"
** "When you partner with Creator/PaulyShore, all the world's your oyster"
**
--> '''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans:]]''' uh...hi?
--> '''Singer:''' Hello, Sans!
** Immediately after:
--> '''Woman:''' What're you guys playing?
--> '''Man:''' [[MemeticMutation We're supposed to be playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my--]]
--> '''Singer:''' ''*in the middle of the above quote*'' [[CurseCutShort Let's skip this.]]
** "Hold her by the claws and hold her by [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the clock]] and [[RuleOfThree hold her by]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast the candle holder]] and [[OverlyLongGag hold her by the pants]]"
** ''*while playing [[MemeticMutation the infamous "fuck her right in the pussy" newsclip]]*'' "Hold her by the ''*as it cuts back to the album cover*'' claws and whisper '[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Howdy, partner.]]'"
** "When you [[InherentlyFunnyWords parbster]] with [[Creator/TaylorLautner a Lautner]]..."
** [[DownerEnding "All the seagulls died"]]
** "[[TheStinger Aha, here's the problem!]] [[VideoGame/HotelMario Too many lobsters!]] You know what they say: when you partner with a lobster, [[StealthPun they pinch back.]]"

* Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVw0GvJLNU the sequel]] to Woods: Rekindled.
** "I never thought I could be soapy!" "We're so happy you're so soapy!"
** The introductory song is interrupted by [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Demoman]], Creator/BillyMays and Creator/{{Egoraptor}} shouting...
---> '''Demoman:''' KA-BOOOM!!! ''(explosion ensues)''\\
'''Billy Mays:''' Kaboom!™\\
'''Egoraptor:''' Ka-blowey boom!
** This conversation:
---> '''Baker:''' Do you think it was a bear?\\
'''Witch:''' A bear? Bears are imaginary! Besides, you ever seen a bear with four feet?\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Dragon?\\
'''Witch:''' No, no, no, no. [=NoooOOO=]!\\
'''Baker:''' Manticore?\\
'''Witch:''' Extinct!\\
'''Baker's Wife:''' Griffin?\\
'''Witch:''' Stinked.\\
'''Baker:''' GIANT?!?\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Witch:''' [[ManipulativeEditing Woo-hoh-hoo!]]
** "The story unfolds." "SUS!" [[MundaneMadeAwesome (laughter followed by applause)]]
** "I found a tower entirely of glass. No, it's a casket entirely of glass-ket! No, it's a maiden made entirely of hair! [[RuleOfThree No]], entirely of beer!"
**
---> '''Witch:''' IT'S A WOMAN!\\
'''Giantess:''' Where is the lad? (picture of a dog is shown)\\
'''Steward:''' There is no lad! (dog picture pans out)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the lad! (dog picture returns)\\
'''Steward:''' THERE IS NO LAD! (dog picture pans out again)\\
'''Giantess:''' I want the beans! (picture of dog's paw appears)\\
'''Narrator:''' Now, you must understand, these were not people.\\
'''Witch:''' [[TheUnintelligible Aeuoieouoaueoiaueoeiauoieaueo]]\\
'''Red Riding Hood:''' It was you who destroyed our house, not a great big Yoo-hoo™!
** The Yoo-Hoo and Frosted Flakes commercial breaks. They have to be seen to be believed.
---> '''Narrator:''' (after the Frosted Flakes commercial) They're great. (notices everyone looking at him) What?
** "We had sold his magic cow in exchanged for beloved bees! If anyone is to be punished, it's the MAMMOTHS!"
*** Jack's mother cries sound like a siren. It was taken from the previous act.
*** Jack's mother gets hit by the Steward with the sound of [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Scout's "BONK!"]]. The Baker's reaction is priceless.
---->'''Baker:''' She's in ''pork'' condition!
** [[ScrewThisImOutOfHere "We're off to a hidden kingdom!"]] "Sssshhhh!!" "We're off to kingdom hingdom!" "SSSSHHHH!!!" "We're off--[[Film/TheWizardOfOz to see the wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of]]--" "Oz!"
** Little Red recalls killing ''three thousand wolves''.
** The main characters' discussion with the Witch, during which, Little Red says unintelligible stuff and everyone keeps mentioning of a boy (repeatedly) which culminates to...
---> '''Jingle:''' ''♫ Big Boy™... we borrowed your [[UsefulNotes/NintendoDS DS]] from your mother! ♫''
*** The nonsense that ensues after the conversation, including the Baker's wife saying "What?" which makes it the third time someone says "What?" (since the Narrator said it twice).
** The Witch's IncrediblyLongNote.
---> '''Baker:''' ''[[SoundEffectBleep (censored)]]'' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere this!]]\\
'''Cinderella:''' Maybe I shouldn't have attended the [[CallBack fef.]]
** The Baker's DeadPersonConversation with his father. That is all.
---> '''Baker:''' ''♫ No ♫'' (crowd applauses)
** The Baker's plan to kill the Giant?
--->'''Baker:''' We must smear the [[CensoredForComedy ___ch]]!
** "Jaj... [[YourMom Your mother]]." (laughter followed by applause) "Woodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoodswoods, woods! Woods! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!"
** TheStinger:
--->'''VO:''' And now, back to our messages!\\
(long period of awkward silence followed by dramatic breathing)\\
'''Cinderella:''' The Giant went in that direction.\\
'''Cinderella's Prince:''' Thank you. ''*leaves*''\\
''(audience laughs before applauding)''

[[/folder]]
Funny/DaThingsMusicalProductionYTP

Top