History Funny / DaThings

** "May I introduce myself, [[LawOfAlienNames Alsa]][[SdrawkcabName Sluggles.]] And don't forget the name.

* See [[Funny/DaThingsMusicalProductionYTP here]] for musical production [=YTP=]s

[[folder: Television YTP]]

* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190807193427/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTM6dhXk0Nc&gl=US&hl=en Ernie calls Rubber Duckie Fat]] (link leads to the uncensored poop on the Wayback Machine)
** Ernie rapidly and forcefully squeezing Rubber Duckie, [[CrossesTheLineTwice accompanied by "AniMaL AbUsE!!" on screen.]]
** '''Ernie:''' Arab! Arab! Arab! Hey, Rubber Duckie, would you like me to scrub your BUTT?\\
'''Rubber Duckie (with Mario's head):''' [[VideoGame/HotelMario No.]]\\
'''Ernie:''' Would you like me to scrub [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames YOUR FACE?]]\\
'''Rubber Duckie (with Dr. Robotnik's head):''' [[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog NO!]]\\
'''Ernie:''' Would you like me to scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Hyrule, scrub, scrub, scrub all the floors in Gamelon, scrub, scrub, scrub my ship in the morning, scrub, scrub, scrub my Wii?\\
'''Rubber Duckie (with M. Bison's head):''' [[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter YES!]]\\
'''Ernie:''' Oh. Okay. How's this?\\
'''Rubber Duckie:''' [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames IT BURNS!]]\\
(Ernie makes [[VideoGame/HotelMario an evil laugh]])
** '''Ernie:''' Rubber Duckie, you're so tubby and chubby!\\
'''Rubber Duckie:''' [[TitleDrop Did you just call me fat?]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEJbX5pio8 Prawn Srars]]" (original taken down; link goes to flipped re-upload to prevent further copyright infringement problems)
** "On this episode of ''Soda Stars'':"
*** "What have we got here?" "I have a sas--saass--sadaaasss--'''''seddhledesse'''''--"
*** (''shown on the reupload''): Seddhledesse: ''n''. entity relating to a horseback seat, particularly as it pertains to Kovin Kestner (actor, "Dances with Svlolves".)
*** "--from Kevin Costner from Dances with Wolves. Dances with Saddles. Dances with Kevin Kostner. Dances with Saddles. Dances with Svloles."
** "That's not my tattoo set. '''''[[RepeatCut That's not my tattoo set.]]'''''"
** "Circling, ''circling, '''circling--'''''"
** "We have a Creator/{{Cs188}} rifle. This is a sick American rifle. The nun that won the nun well...."
*** And then Rick points the rifle to his forehead... '''''BANG!!!!''''' "And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded." (click) "LOL!"
*** The gunshot incident was also done again in a few minutes later. "This gun is the real deal. Now all I gotta do is test it...." '''''BANG!!!!'''''
** "I'm Garrison, and this is my paunch. And this is my poncho. And this is my pawn shop." (cue [[VisualPun picture of chess pawns]])
** "Every item here has a story, and a price, and a pawn shop, and an old man."
** ''Film/DancesWithWolves'' Saddle.
*** Owned by Kovin Kestner.
*** Used in the film ''Dances with Dancers''.
*** Edible
** "Earlilrae--early this morning a guy came out with a ''classic American rifle''--" (pause) "I mean the guy came out with a saddle: bib--BIG money, so I called up my BIG buddy Mark."
*** "My name is Mark. [Beat] I'm an expert on Western [=AlieilA.=]"
** The entire [[OverlyLongGag powder and your ball]] sequence.
** "[[CaptainObvious Well, it's definitely a saddle.]]"
*** Behold: haggling:
---->'''Guy''': I'd let it go for fifty.
---->'''Rick''': [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment How about fifty bucks?]]
---->'''Guy''': I mean, [[CaptainObvious I'm sure it is still a saddle even though we couldn't get that verified]]. [[EpicFail You go four?]]
---->'''Rick''': (cries painfully) [[AintTooProudToBeg I'll go fifty bucks, that's the most I'm gonna make.]]
---->'''Guy''': Well, you got a deal, three hundred dollars.
---->'''Rick''': [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]
*** "I bought Creator/KevinCostner's butt at an auction."
** "Do I want this gun? '''''YESSSSSSSS.''''' I mean, it's a nice gun, ''it's a nice gun, '''it's a nice gun--'''''
** "Everyone knows I'm into tattoos around here. I mean I got no brain."
** "Mum, this guy wants to tattoo your chum!"
** "I wanted to be a tattoo. But then, uh, something."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJVlkSSMNC0 Prawn Srars Two]]
** "narfanrarndsisansiasnasnasis (''[[SoundEffectBleep beep]]'') I can hardly talk."
** "Earlier today, I bought a tat. I'm thinking I can trade this for a tattoo, so now I'm on my way to the friend shop to get a tatthree."
** Someone tries to sell his early 1900's sheep:
--->'''Guy''': I picked it up from this casino after they went out of business. They held a huge business.
--->'''Rick''': Sort of like business.
--->'''Guy''': Right, exactly.
--->'''Rick''': So, do you know anything about this thing?
--->'''Guy''': [[KickTheDog That's none of your business.]]
--->'''Rick''': [[TranquilFury ...'k, actually that's absolutely my business.]]
--->'''Guy''': [[OhCrap Rur.]]
--->'''Rick''': Sorry we couldn't do business.
--->'''Guy''': [[KnowWhenToFoldEm Hey, business is business.]]
** "So Cory was strolling in."
--->'''Rick''': Sup, Cory, where-\\
'''Old Man''': Rick, you know he's Ben.\\
(''"Ben" is wearing a sticker that reads: "Hello, my name is Ben".'')\\
'''Rick''': (''beat'') ...we've got a few questions for Ben.\\
(''awkward silence'')\\
'''Rick''': Needless to say, we didn't say anything.\\
'''Ben''': I'll admit, [[TooDumbToLive maybe trading in the pawn shop for a tatfive on my own arm wasn't a great idea]], but at least I didn't mispell my name.\\
(''[[HypocriticalHumor the "my name is" sticker now reads: "Hello, my name is Bin"]]'')
** "I'm Tony, and I'm the old guy, I'm old and unusual. They dragged me out of the bathroom, and, uh... (silence)"
*** [[MoodWhiplash And then Rick shoots Tony in order to test his gun.]]
---->'''Rick''': [[CallBack And that's why we always check to see if they're loaded!]]
** [[OverlyLongGag Old Man trying to determine whose money one of the patrons used to buy his aunt.]]
** "[[CaptainObvious I'm hoping to at least get... maybe money.]]"
** "We know this chest is from 1966, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction but we have no idea which century]]. [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment We have no idea because we don't know.]]"
--->'''Shawn''': It definitely predates the 20th century-\\
'''Rick''': ''None of us want to know.''
** Rick Garrison and "Ben" getting the Old Man a copy of [[CallBack the elephant issue of Zooks]] for his birthday, then turning around and selling his Zooks tiger poster.
--->'''Old Man''': Rick, where's my tiger poster?\\
'''Rick''': [[KickTheDog Sold it.]]\\
'''Old Man''': '''''[[BigWhat You WHAT?!]]'''''\\
'''Ben''': [=SsSsSsSoweoSSoSo=] we sold it for the special price of $19.95.\\
'''Old Man''': (''[[BerserkButton with a]] ComicalAngryFace'') [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I have never been this pissed off.]]\\
'''Ben''': Chumlee got the call a couple days ago.\\
'''Chumlee''': Said something about, uh... cheetah stickers?\\
'''Old Man''': You're on my (''beep'')list.
*** In the end, it's revealed to have been part of a ploy to hide a surprise visit from the cast of ''Series/ICarly'' from the Old Man.
** "I'm coming to the pawn shop to sell my knives; my one knives. But I'm not selling my butt."
--->'''Rick''': So where'd you get these things?\\
'''Jeff''': Does it really matter? I mean-\\
'''Rick''': [[CallBack Hehuhhehuhehuhuhehuh]] '''''[[HaHaHaNo YES.]]'''''
*** And then Rick calls in his friend, Dean, to kick his ass.
** As the ''[=iCarly=]'' cast is at the pawn shop...:
--->'''Rick''': So what is this?\\
'''Carly''': A bottle of punch, signed by Jesus. Of America. [=HuH.=]\\
'''Rick''': This classic bottle of American punch could be worth big money. How'd you get it?\\
'''Carly''': [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney I'm iCarly.]]
** "You guys done with the really bad acting?"
--->'''Carly''': (''with her and Sam's faces covered by [[TakeThat those of their actresses' characters in]] Between and Film/TheIntruders2015'') No!
** Chumlee discovers that Gibby is wearing "Vince's jeans", after which Creator/VinceOffer appears in the background in his underwear.
** The potato chip [[ShapedLikeItself shaped exactly like a potato chip]].
--->'''Chumlee''': A potato chip? (''eats the potato chip'')\\
'''Rick''': You just ate their potato chip!\\
'''Chumlee''': Well, they can have it back. (''[[{{Squick}} takes the chip back out of his mouth]]'') Otato chip.
** The video ends with the sudden reveal that the punch in Carly and Sam's water bottle is actually the Old Man, [[CrossesTheLineTwice which Rick and Big Hoss casually begin drinking]].
--->'''Rick''': [[IAmAHumanitarian Wanna drink some of the Old Man?]]\\
'''Big Hoss''': Yeah!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhzUce3rSIQ Hot Dogs, LSD and Hot Dogs]]
** The title changes from "CASE STUDY: LSD" to "CASE STUDY: DSL", "EASY STUDS ON LSD", and "CASEY SAYS LOL".
** "This guy I went to school with asked me if I want to try some acid, and I took off screaming down the street." *TheEnd*
** "I was pretty jacked up on sauce, so I decided to try it, and I dropped it. (sound of shattering glass)
** "I don't know what I was doing, whatever. But I kept sitting there waiting, and waiting and waiting, and waiting [[OverlyLongGag and waiting, and waiting and]] I don't know what I was waiting, and waiting for, [[ComicBook/TheFlash a flash]] or [[Radio/RushLimbaugh a rush]]. WOWOWOWOWWOW"
** "[[BiggerIsBetterInBed I was very hung.]] And I had put mustard and ketchup and relish and ketchard and retchup and mulish the usual. I put the hotdog into my dog's mouth, and somebody started screaming..."
** "I got the hotdog up to my mom. And I looked down on the hotdog and there was [[ShapedLikeItself a hotdog]]." (girl goes terrified, vendor goes Creator/NicolasCage rageface)
** "And I stood there with this hotdog and asked Terry, 'You know this hotdog?' And he says, "'''''[[GirlyScream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH]]'''''""
** [[BlackComedy "I realized I had murdered my friend Terry. Lol."]]
** And I was jumping on this hotdog in the middle of Hotdog Street...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeKbzxLlEE4 Postman Tap Delivers Fake Letters]]
** "Postman Cat, Postman Cat, Postmaamtso-" (beep)
** "Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat [[ArtShift in Black and White!]]"
** "He picks up his van..." followed by Tap lifting his van and throwing it as Mrs. Goggins watches through her window.
** "Toastman Pat, Toastman Pat..."
** "All the letters are fake, Tap feel he's a Postman!"
-->'''TitleCard:''' Pastman Pot
** "[[RunningGag Tap can break through your door!]]" [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} *breaks through your door, Zombie style*]] "[[ParanoiaFuel You really should lock your door!]]"
** "Tap feels he's Franchise/{{Batman}}!"
** "It was a spatula, but he was keeping it. 'Now then, [=JeJ=], don't you give my donuts away! [=AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa=]-'"
** "Tap looked happy, until he saw that most of it was saus."
** "One envelope had a drawing of a cat on it. But how did everyone know he was a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry?]] He'd kept it a secret all these years, and now they all knew. 'Let me wish you a happy basement virgin life too! Heh! [=WeeW=]!' 'F[[SoundEffectBleep **]]k you.', said Tap."
** "The Twins were looking at [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Ponies.]] [[WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast Mrs. Potts]] had just come in from the kitchen. Tap showed the Twins his ''[[PaedoHunt coooooooooooooooooooooo]]''[[BaitAndSwitch ards]]."
--> '''Mrs Pottage:''' We've made cake.
--> '''Postman Tap:''' It's my cake now! (Steals cake) Thank you very much!
** "There were some letters for Music/JustinBieber." *[[RunningGag Tap breaks through the door,]] a cane in his hand* "Tap arrived just in time to [[BlackComedy beat Thompson into the ground]]. 'Time to run away!' said Tap with a laugh." *The door opens, and...* "Thompson came in."
-->''[extended {{Beat}} as Tap and Thompson look over their suspiciously identical-looking canes]''
-->'''Thompson:''' You should go.
-->'''Tap:''' ''[as he returns to his van, which has a [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn hammer and sickle]] emblazoned on its rear-end, cane in hand]'' Whatever.
** "Granny Dryden was busy cooking [[IAteWhat poo]]. [[LampshadeHanging 'Gross,']] said Tap."
** "ERR AAH ERR"
** *Tap [[FlippingTheBird flips off]] Miss Hubbard through her front window, then enters* "There was a glass of red wine waiting for Tap. 'Cheers!' She gave him a glass of [[IAteWhat Arsenic]]. Miss Hubbard [[BrokenRecord drank and drank and drank-"]] (beep)
** "She gave him a steering wheel covered in [[ToiletHumor poo.]] 'That's just lovely.'"
** "Lucy was on the lookout for Tap at the village school." *Lucy looks out for Tap with a [[TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior sniper rifle]]. Tap rounds the corner of the schoolyard wall, a red dot between his eyes and...*
-->'''[[GoryDiscretionShot SFX]]: [[BoomHeadshot BANG!]]'''
** "Tap had presents for the children: A picture of him on a card each, and a piece of chalk."
** "Tap was amazed. There was an article about ''him'', headed: "WANTED: Postman Tap - Uuhyeahuh". It told all about his work, how he f[[SoundEffectBleep **]]ked everyone, where he was born, and... his bounty. 'Well,' said Tap, '[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Time to run away!]]'"
--->'''The Article:''' WANTED: Postman Tap - Uhhyeahuh. Basically this guy goes around in a red van, delivers fake letters, and {{Troll}}s the community. We're thinking maybe we should do something about it. Also, he [[CensoredForComedy ***]] everyone. [[BlackComedyRape Most often against their will.]] That's [[{{Understatement}} kinda illegal.]] He was born in Battle Creek, MI. Not that it matters. [[LemonyNarrator Last I checked the areas of people's birth aren't enough to go on as far as catching criminals.]] BOUNTY: 15 frarfs
*** Tap's not the only fellow wanted in Greendale: There's a FreezeFrameBonus bit for a man named Garyrary.
---->'''That Article:''' WANTED: Garyrary. Garyrary is veryrery scaryrary. He and larryrarry eat berrirerries on the ferryrerry. Be waryrary. We're thinking he's probably also a [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furryrurry.]]
*** Then, Underneath that part, there is a line that is mostly cut off by the side of the Screen, but it appears to be some thing along the lines of...
---->'''That Article:''' "Not exactly sure how (you can read) this, since it's prob(ably covered). If somehow you c(an read this) point out the fact (you can,) you Lucky Dog! [[note]]Words in brackets are guess work to what they may be.[[/note]]
** "[[TheStinger I'll show it to the wife. Heh, she will be pleased!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4BQUt-RINw Postman Tap 2: Double Tap.]]
** "Postman Tap, Postman Tap, Postman Tap and his black and white '''[[SuddenlyShouting BIRDS!!!]]'''"
** "Letters through your black and white cat!" *a letter is flung at high speed at a cat sitting on the wall*
** "It was another hot day in Music/GreenDay. A very hot day. Everything was hot. The village was hot. The van was hot. Tap was hot. Green Day was [[TakeThat terrible!]]"
** "Mrs. Goblins was trying to [[TotallyRadical get cool]]."
--> '''Tap''' (''Driving by Mrs. Goblins in sunglasses and a Yankees cap''): You suck!
** "'They're going to turn the water off this morning!' 'I know,' said Tap. 'Hah, but they can't turn off the lemonade!'" *GilliganCut* "'[[InstantlyProvenWrong They're going to turn off the lemonade!]] Whatever will we do? [=HaH=]! But they can't turn off the '''[[BritsLoveTea 🇬🇧 TEA.]]'''"
** "'Hey, don't forget Granny Dry-' 'I won't.'" *Tap leaves without Granny Dry's parcel, leaving Mrs. Goblins confused* "He met Granny ''Dryyyy'' and told him about his [[SoundEffectBleep ***]] [[GroinAttack being cut off.]]"
** "It's a pity the old pump's not working. Wew, wewew. ''There were plenty of dry times in my young days-''" "[[CallBack ERR AAH ERR]]"
** "Tap, isn't this terrible! We haven't got a drop of water left!" "Cool, whatever."
** According to Ted's handyman song, everyone in town has a comical amount of broken frying pans and other broken items that rhyme with "pan".
** Ted Glen sings "Mary Had A Little Lamb," ending his bit by saying "[[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dedede!]]" That clay figure of King Dedede's pretty cute, too...
** The dubstep section.
-->'''Peter Farm:''' I wonder if I can fish it out with this [[MondegreenGag sook!]] ''[{{Beat}}]'' Ah, got it!
-->'''Tap''': At least I didn't drop this! (Cue bass drop)
** Granny ''Dryyyy'' opening a parcel containing a nude picture of Tap.
** "At least I didn't drop this!" *cue dubstep remix of the theme song, complete with the Tap edit*
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Granny Dry]] is [[ParanoiaFuel always watching]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VOfAltjOIE Postman Tap 3: Tapped Out]]
** The theme song blending into the intro to ''Series/{{Rawhide}}''. [[CallBack In Black and White!]]
** Tap finding a [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Lotad]] [[FreezeFrameBonus inside a post box]].
** "Just as Jess is mourning, he picks up the letters through your door!" (Pat Steals all the mail with a rope through the mail slot.)
** "Yes, I'll ask our postman to dash over and tell the Rev-" *Mrs Goblins looks over and sees that Tap has already left* "Never mind."
** "[[CallBack Postman Cat! Postman Cat! Postman Cat!]]" Which Tap interrupts by calling out Jess who stole his hat for thinking he is "Postman Jess or something!"
** Tap gets a booty call from Sara[[labelnote:Who?]]In the series proper, Sara is Pat's wife[[/labelnote]], and displays a rare shred of sanity for about two seconds before instantly running headfirst into some action.
--> '''Sara:''' oy\\
'''Sara:''' come over\\
'''Tap:''' I'm afraid not.\\
'''Tap:''' Doing me rounds for the post.\\
'''Sara:''' parents are off on holiday\\
'''Narrator:''' Tap rushed out without any breakfast.
** "Jess, you're gonna see some pretty hot driving now!" (The van drives by the camera, [[CensoredforComedy windows censored]].)
** After Tap's van breaks down and is on fire, his declaration is immediately [[MemeticMutation set to song]].
--->'''Tap''': ''There's only one thing for it, Jess. We'll have to walk. I'll try anything once!''
--->'''[Music]''' ''Postman Tap, Postman Tap ♪ / Postman Tap will try anything once ♪''
** Tap trying his best to catch up to the Reverend without his van.
*** "I'm trying to catch up with the Reverend. Jess, have you seen him?" "MEOW.[[labelnote:*]]I do declare Mr. Patrick Clifton of the Royal Mail postal service that in all honest and well-intended point of fact I have not seen our fellow Greendale neighbor and devout religious practitioner Reverend Timms, nor can I in good conscience provide any insight as to his whereabouts at this time. Furthermore, as I am a domesticated feline and demonstrably not capable of human cognition or speech, I am left to ponder the reasoning as to your query and its direction at me rather than to a nearby human peer of yours, such as Ms. Patricia Hubbard who is standing nearby to the two of us just out of visible range from the perspective of the audience (and while I am free to have my reply illustrated for the aforementioned audience to read, I must apologize for prematurely revealing the presence of Ms. Hubbard within this scene, as many of you are viewing this for the first time at present and will be denied the opportunity to undergo the intended emotional experience of seeing her organically.) As a final, unrelated quip, I'd like to pose the following statement for your consideration: When you find yourself in situations such as this, where you're viewing a piece of transformative media via the internet, it may indeed be worth your while to consider that such media does not exist on its own, detached from the world around it, and in fact while transformative media in particular does indeed stem from pre-existing artwork, unique as an experience from the source which it was birthed from, and that the artist in question could benefit from the patronage of their viewers on a singular or recurring basis in order to securely afford the necessary expenses that come with living in a capitalist economic system such as food, shelter, and healthcare.[[/labelnote]]"
***
---->'''Mrs. Hubbard''': You can bicycle.
---->'''Tap''': Thanks Mrs. Hubbard. [[RunningGag I'll try anything once!]]
---->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants French Narrator]]:''' ONCE...
---->''Cut to Tap, just having crashed into Ted Glen's workshop.''
---->'''Ted:''' Hello, Tap! (laughs) You alright?
---->'''Tap:''' [[LittleNo No.]]
---->'''Ted:''' (laughs) [[LackOfEmpathy Whatever!]]
** Tap arriving at Alf's house for [[RunningGag another]] [[BlackComedy fight]], accompanied by ominous music.
--->'''Alf''' ''[at the top of a ladder, seeing Tap's van]'': [[LittleNo Oh, no...]]
--->'''Tap''' ''[exiting the van]'': [[AffablyEvil Morning, Alf!]]
--->'''Alf''': Go away!
--->'''Tap''' ''[approaching]'': Hang on, got some letters for you.
--->'''Alf''': [[AintTooProudToBeg Just leave, Tap!]]
--->'''Tap''': Come on, just a few bills.
--->'''Alf''': What are you doing?
--->''Tap shakes the ladder wildly as Alf wobbles about at the top.''
--->'''Tap''': [[{{Understatement}} Oh, it's not your day today, is it?]]
--->'''Alf''': I said go away!
--->'''Tap''': Sorry Alf, there's nothing for it.
--->''Alf screams and falls off the ladder.''
** Tap, unable to get control of the roller skates lent to him by Ted, goes downhill, grabs and swings around a road sign to slingshot himself back up the hill, only to lose momentum halfway.
-->'''Tap''': [[OhCrap ...Sh*t!]]
** "I thought I saw Tap die!"
** Tap finally catching up to Sam and the reverend.
-->'''Narrator:''' Sam told all about how he was giving the reverend a punishment.
-->'''Reverend:''' Lord bless us!
-->'''Tap:''' Uh...
-->'''Narrator:''' It was a [[BirthdayPartyGoesWrong special birthday punishment.]]
-->'''Tap:''' UHM.
-->'''Narrator:''' It was a [[CasualKink leather-bound punishment.]]
-->'''Tap:''' [[RunningGag UHH AHH UHH]] ''(Falls off)''
-->'''Reverend:''' Oh...
-->'''Tap:''' (gets up, smiles) I said I'd [[RunningGag try anything once!]]
** "Dear me, what have you been up today?" *said very casually to Alf's corpse*

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwBOjVoefo Postman Tap 4: Love Tap]]
** "Tap feels really, really crappy, guys"
** "Lucy asked Tap if he was good at Platform/{{Roblox}}, because they'd just gotten Find Everything."
** Tap keeps obsessively singing while washing the front of the van.
** "Don't drop the letters!" *Charlie immediately drops the letters* "'Oof,' said Tap."
** "Fellas, is is gay for a postman to stop?" *Tap runs Ted over*
** A chicken takes a sandwich out of a container and violently shakes it around.
** *After Tap washes the front of the van for the umpteenth time* "Tap was back on his bullsh*t"
** Jess, for whatever reason, thinks Mrs Thompson wants to eat him.
** How does Tap try to end a conversation with Mrs Thompson? Every single way he can think of.
--> '''Tap''': Yes, right, whatever, thank you, cool, very good, cheers, goodbye, good luck, cheerio!
** Tap and Alf argue while Alf comes by on a tractor, which quickly devolves into threats and cussing each other out.
--> '''Tap''': ''That's'' better than a van? Ha, come on.\\
'''Alf''': Oh, you'll have to f**k yourself!\\
'''Tap''': Hm, bet.\\
'''Alf''': Ayo, I wonder if I can kill him, Dorothy?\\
'''Tap''': F**kin' do it!\\
'''Alf''': You're no good!\\
'''Tap''': I'd turn back if I were you!\\
'''Alf''': Ha, good try!\\
'''Tap''': Hey, watch it!\\
'''Alf''': Shut the f**k up!
** "'What a d**k,' said Tap to Jess. 'Lol'"

* Sadam Avage[[note]]I'm done with sus for today![[/note]], Jamie Heinie[[note]]Way to go there, bunny.[[/note]], Arahamahara[[note]]Swag. Swag. SWAG.[[/note]], Tori Chee[[note]]I'm trying to blel.[[/note]], and Karirari[[note]]Yeah, [[CaptainObvious I went to college!]][[/note]] proudly present [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u3jY-nzUiU The Mythsters]].
** The numerous changes to the title card, including "[=MythbubhtyM=]" and "Mythsusters".
** "They don't test the myths, they just tell the myths"
** "Women have better men, that they notice all the men, that women notice all the better women, and men notice all the observation skills. Women don't. The women notice all the skills, and women notice {{Music/Eminem}}, and men don't."
** "We're testing the myth that women are men. So, why the basketball?"
** "Up steps the first walker to take the [[Series/TheWalkingDead watching dead]] challenge"
*** "This is gonna be a test" *the guy gets up and walks out*
** "How many times did they pass the basketball?" "Yellow."
*** "Anything else interesting about the video?" "Mmm... 12?"
** "Xbox One." "[[TakeThat I'm not buying it]]." "Yeah, really?"
** "Which can cause [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Koffing]] and [[OriginalCharacter Vomiting]]"
** "What are we gonna blow up today?" (''balloon animal appears'')
** "On [[VisualPun Backing Braid]]"
** "So the good stuff is very very [[ShapedLikeItself good stuff]]"
** "Woah, this is a squid."
** "It may look nothing like {{Music/Stevie Wonder}}, but Stevie doesn't even know how he looks."
*** [[SensoryAbuse THAT'S RIGHT]] [[EpilepticFlashingLights I'VE RESORTED]] [[SelfDeprecation TO BLIND JOKES]]
** "Give me the fulminated mercury!"
** "Now what we need to do is test this myth." (you don't say) "And we're gonna [[MediumAwareness have to create a TV show]]. And we're gonna have to reek."
** "The [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Leela]] Effect"
** "With the one and only ingredient: [[CallBack a mammoth]]."
** "It's about seven degrees." "That's about a hundred degrees."
*** "[[InsaneTrollLogic LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGdjWDllKPo The Price is Rice (And Other-Type Game Shows)]]
** It's [[Series/ThePriceIsRight The Price]] [[TitleDrop Is Rice!]]
** The female contestant who always says "No."
*** The other female contestant, Nicole, begins to rapidly twitch while hunched over, after she's asked for her guess. More than one viewer has guessed that she's a broken robot.
---->Nicole?
** "[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Shadow]], what's our first prize?" "A Chaos Emerald?!"
** This exchange:
--> '''Contestant:''' Seven-oh-one.
--> '''[[Series/TheLateLateShowWithCraigFerguson Craig Ferguson]]:''' Say it again?
--> '''Contestant:''' Seven-oh-one?
--> '''Craig:''' Say it again?
--> '''Contestant:''' Seven-''no''-one.
--> '''Craig:''' Say it again?
--> '''Contestant''': ''No.''
** "It's a graarg. It's a grand gesture, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction that isn't the least bit grand.]] Nothing says '''''[[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment happy holidays]]''''' like [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Flutter]][[{{Spoonerism}} shy]]."
*** "It's like nothing you love. Lul."
** "I have my pocket [[MindScrew right here in my pocket]]!" *Canned laughter's and woman at home watching laughing*
** Paula Deen entering to [[TakeThat barely any applause]].
** "I will take you to my house, and I will cook [[ImAHumanitarian myself]]." ("And you can hear me sizzling.") "No." "YES, I WILL!"
** What is the name of "Literature/TheDivineComedy"? [[NonSequitur "Sometimes my eyelashes stick together!"]]
** "Is Paula Deen a fifth grader?"
--> '''Paula:''' Yes.
** "What bird is Mexico?"
** The ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' segment:
--->'''[[Film/TheRoom2003 Tommy Wiseau]]''': What a story...
--->'''Pat Sajak:''' ...mark, and let's get you working on this puzzle. The category tonight is "[[ShapedLikeItself Puzzle.]]"
---> (''A single letter lights up; Vanna just stands and shrugs instead of revealing it'')
--->'''Pat''': Vanna? Vanna? Hello, Vanna?
--->'''Contestant''': Oh.
--->'''Pat''': Well, uhhhhh...
--->'''Contestant''': Oh.
--->'''Pat''': ...hhhhhU
--->'''Contestant''': .yggub ybab weN-[[RuleOfThree Oh]].
--->(''board reveals "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner FHQWHGADS]]"'')
** The host of Series/FamilyFeud, in the Fast Money intro: "THE GAME!"
** "If you can't thing of anything, just say "Feuf-fef-feef-feuf-feuff-feeuf-feuf-fueeeee!"
** A disastrous Fast Money:
*** "Name something." "Reading"
*** "Name something in their homes that people always keep in a movie theatre." ''[seagull sounds]''
*** "A word that rhymes with 'movie theatre'." "Cease"
*** "Give me a large popcorn, please." ''[[RunningGag "No!"]]''
*** "When you're fu--" "Phone numbers."
*** Every given answer [[EpicFail scores zero points.]]
*** "Lemme just ask you this. Just, just... What?"
** "Welcome to [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Who Wants To Be A Bee.]]"
*** "We have Greg Ginn in the hot seat. He is in the hot seat, he's hot, he's in the seat, he's Greg Ginn, he is a millionaire. Sryrs." "And I want to fight you and all the Irish and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking a pea]]."
** Which of the following is best pony?:
*** A) Twilight
*** B) Applejack
*** D) Rainbow Dash
*** 8) Pinkie Pie
*** ''[[CallBack It's Fluttershy]]''
*** (That pony joke was a bit over the top...)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze6D_AUgbEo The Price is Rice Jr.]]
** "What is your name, and how old are you?" "I'm Katherine years old."
** "Where are you from, Sandra?" "I'm from Belize-" "AMERICA!"
** [[OverlyLongGag "Hi, Sandra!"]] "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hi, Sandra" "Hi!" "Hi!" "Hah!" Hah!"
** "Now here's what you can do. You can actually buy this car!" (Cheering ensues.)
** [[RunningGag Nicole is still broken.]]
** The next item up for bids is [[Series/TheLateLateShowWithCraigFerguson Geoff Peterson]]. Yes, just Geoff. [[HilariousInHindsight He needs a new home]].
** [[VisualPun All right, round and round she goes!]]
** "You wanna say 'hi' to anyone?" "[[CallBack No!]]"
** "Is there anyone you want to say hi to?" [[BrickJoke "Hi!" "Hi, Sandra!" "Hi!"]]
** "This stuff? Right here? Right here! This stuff! This gear! This is the stuff! The right stuff! The stuff! The only stuff! Duh."
** Keith apparently playing for both teams in Legends of the Hidden Temple.
** "Our teams are competing to win."
** "On your mark, get set..." "--[[Creator/{{CS188}} you're going surfing on the internet!]]"
** "[[ShapedLikeItself First team to win wins.]]"
** "When I say go, one player from each team with jump around. That will be their partner's signal to [[WaxingLyrical jump up, jump up, and get down]]."
** Lawyer Larry Greene's face superimposed on the faces from the music video of [[Music/OrangeCaramel Orange Caramel]]'s "Lipstick", while audio from his commercial plays.
--> "If you want money, make the money. 1-800-NINE. We are injured. The law says you should get injured. If you want injured, you deserve the free burger. Whoa."
** One of the teams in Double Dare 2000 has three team members whose names begin with "Chris."
** "I'm gonna ask the blue team a question. If they know the answer, that's great, they'll answer it. If they don't, I don't care, they have to answer it. If they don't answer the question, goes a little bit like this: I'm gonna put a chokehold on the blue team, at which point they have to get a physical."
** One of the answers in the "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" segment is "idk lol."
** "I need to be a [[VisualPun smart chicken]]."
** The montage of contestants at the end:
*** The Forgettable Hunk
*** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Patricia "Trisha" Trish]]
*** Young [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Lurch]]
*** [[OlderThanTheyLook Grandma Jones]]
*** [[Film/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]]
*** Deb
*** One of the contestant's names is replaced by Wingdings font, and decoded it says: CONGRATULATIONS YOU CAN TRANSATE (sic) STUFF

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBBcs3g9sY The Price is Rice Classic]]
** [[BrokenRecord "You ready to play?" "I'm ready to play" "You ready to play?" "I'm ready to play"]]
*** "You ready to play? Well..." "'''[[CallBack No?]]'''" ''[JumpCut to her [[StatusQuoGameShow losing on the wheel]]]'' "Sorry Jessica, on you go over there, [=SaaS=]."
** "A pool table and an [[VideoGame/PokemonLetsGoPikachuAndEevee Eevee]]!"
*** "This sexy TV is equipped with a triple-X web browser!"
** [[CallBack Nicole]] finally responding.
--->'''Craig Ferguson''': ''YA MADE IT!''
** "[[HighOnHomicide I have run over 1000 people down these aisles!]]"
** "It's ''[[Series/SupermarketSweep Sweepermarket]] [[{{Spoonerism}} Soup]]''!"
** "Our contestants are ready to go." ([[RunningGag "I'm ready to play"]])
** "I'm a full-time orange."
** "[[DoubleEntendre Sexy...Round...Women...Lick...Pleasure...Explosions...]] Are you ready to play the game?" ("'''[[RunningGag No?]]'''")
** "Put your hands on your butts."
** "And there goes Susan! I figured she was on her way to fill up her diaper!"
** "Over in the gore section, Jeff's into the babies- ''[[WhatTheHellHero oh my God, Jeff!]]''"
** The longevity of ''Jeopardy'' is explained:
--->'''Art Fleming''': You know, if we were on once a week, this would be our fortieth week. We'll be starting [[BritishBrevity our ninth year on BBC,]] as it is. And during that time, we'll be starting our forty-ninth month. (echoed) ''A remarkable amount of time.''
** "More women than men watch the show, but approximately two [=NBs=] appear as contestants to every man."
** "This is Dr. Elliot Shwen, the winner of dollars. This is Ms. $8,250. And this is [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Mr. Burns]]. And this is Mr. Creator/MelBrooks!"
** "I have two charities, both involving young people in my own home. One is called Jeff, for an 11 year-old boy who needs a kid, and the other is called Sherman, for a 17 year-old trans boy who was very seriously injured in a '''''Jeopardy!''''' game."
** "The categories are French Cuisine, Comics and Cuisine, Jerks at Work, Settings, The Actor and the Troll, and Religious Cartoons."
** "Uh, who is Superman?" "[[KickTheDog That's right, Clark Kent is.]]"
** "The full name of the character giving a lecture in the following film." (cue a clip of "[[Music/{{Drake}} Hotline Bling]]" on the board)
--->'''Drake''': ''You used my cell phone. That can only mean one thing. You need mommy.'' (percussion loops) ''Youyooyooy... You used my thing... Eh. Yeah. Ever I left Cincy you... You make me feel myself.''
** [[DarkHorseVictory Nicole]] winds up winning "The Price is Rice"... because her opponent in the Showcase [[VictoryByEndurance went to bed]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtFM4LFrRYc Bill Nigh Cells Himself For a Profit]]
** "[[Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy Bill Nye]] the [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Shy Guy]]" (''picture of Bill Nye wearing Shy Guy mask'')
** '''BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB BIB'''
** "Did you know that all plants and animals in the world are made of rabbits?"
** "Whenever you look at a mirror you see Bill Nye."
** "Suppose you are in a situation where the bricks (wa-ting!) [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames are singing! Isn't it beau-uaeb?]]"
** "Hey, I wanna watch the ballet!"
*** "Well, I wanna watch the [[Toys/{{Amiibo}} amiibos]]."
** "We have yogurt, we have Go-Gurt, sour cream, cheese, bread, cream cheese, sauerkraut, sour cream, sus, saus, slols, sos, [[OverlyLongGag saus, saus, sus, slol, sos, saus, sus, sos, sauce]] and tofu! [[SelfDeprecation You with me there? That's comedy!]]"
** "Alive or Not or Alive!"
*** (''over footage from an ''[[WebVideo/TheAngryGrandpa Angry Grandpa]]'' [[https://youtu.be/u5NoW6_JKxY?t=3m13s video]]'') "[[BlatantLies A happy, smiling family]]! Alive or not?"
*** (''over [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheFellowshipOfTheRing Boromir's death scene]]'') "Boromir! Alive or not?" ("Alive" is checked at first...then Boromir dies [[CrossesTheLineTwice and the checkmark promptly goes to the "Not" option]].)
** "Why do we call them blood cells? Well, because they're red! But why are they red? Well, because they're red!"
** The brief RunningGag involving a girl cringing in surprise.
** (SCIENTIST) "I'm Kate Whitlock." (OKAY COOL) "I'm '''''Kate Whitlock'''''" ''(subtitle reads ''KATHLEEN WHITCOCK'')''
** "You're going to become a leg. Yeah, pretty exciting, huh?"
** "[[BrickJoke A scrumptious piece of cake!]] [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee!]] [[VideoGame/Portal2 A lie, or not?]]" ([[MindScrew ''both "A Lie" and "Not" are checked'']])

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDiS_QfF9x4 My Little Pwn: Friendship is Frerfship]]" (censored reupload)
** '''Pinkie Pie''': Glance EEEEEEEEE!
** '''Apple Bloom''': Applejack, I'm a baby! I can take care of my sus!

-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Now, tell me, what exactly have you actually seen Zecora do?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': Well... (''long silence, fidgets and rolls her eyes, starts to say something but goes quiet'')
-->'''Twilight''': Ooh... (''starts talking backwards'')
** '''Applejack''': That filly little silly!
** '''Rarity''': Ugh, I look like a bull! Nice decorations...if you like pee!
** The Creator/{{TBS}} logo showing up when Appletini says "Very funny."
** This:
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': Don't you agree, Fluttershy?
-->'''Fluttershy''': (''deep voice'') I don't wanna talk about it.
-->(''everypony laughs'')

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYnKOFlgxeI The Ground Roundup]]"
** The rendition of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' theme.
*** The note-swapping of the two "My Little Pony" lines.
-->♪Myyyyyyym
-->♪I used to wonder what could be
-->♪[[ContinuityNod Memes used to be funny]]
-->♪Bench, nun, fart, [[Videogame/{{Minecraft}} notch]]
-->♪[[{{Spoonerism}} Karing shindness]], it's an easy feat
-->♪[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment And magic makes it magic]]
-->♪Myyyyyym, don't you know you're all my very best frieeeeeeeirf♪
** Twilight Sparkle: Jack, you're a failure.
** This exchange:
-->'''Apple Bloom''': What's it say?
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': It's from Jack. "Family and friends. Soon." That's all there is.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': Jack's Jack?
-->'''Rainbow Dash''': What do you mean, Jack? She luls!
-->'''Granny Smith''': And she luls.
-->'''Apple Bloom''': [[RuleOfThree And she luls!]]
** "I'm glad we're finally gonna get some applejacks." ([[UnreadablyFastText Old joke is old, I know.]])
** '''Twilight Sparkle''': "Look, girls!" (picture turns swirled) "Swirls!"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQOzSlqx8FY The Sharkshank Redemption]]" (edited and re-uploaded on DaThings2 as "Who are the Sarksh?)"
** The introductions of the sharks:
--> "Kevin O'Leary is a cat who turned a $10 loan into a sauce business worth $4."
--> "Lori Greiner, the Queen of Bruce, holds over half a dollar."
--> "Daymond John is [[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]]."
--> "Robert Herjajerc, the son of an immigrant factory worker.
--> "And Mark Cuban, the outspoken owner of Kevin O'Leary."
** "Hey, kiddies. [[TakeThat You are very ugly]]."
--> '''Lori''': ''[GlowingEyesOfDoom]''



* Even [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBlnmLpUERw The Evil Bernstain Rascals]], probably her weakest poop, has its moments:
** "I don't like Mom!"
** "Aw, gee, Ma. I don't like [[{{VideoGame/GarrysMod}} Gmod.]]"
** "Literature/TheBerenstainBears and Too Much Birth"
** [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext sister is illumenatti confirmd.]]
** [[{{VideoGame/Pikmin}} Alph]] is flying around. There are outlandish reports of families being attacked by a group of Pikmin. Victims... were apparently raccoons. Bizarre people... disappeared. (Creator/BradPitt: "Disappeeeeeaaaaaared...") [[{{VideoGame/Minecraft}} Armor]].
** There are only three stars: [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Captain Whisker]], Jail, and [[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember]].
** [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 "Didn't you say you were going to the dining room to do some dining?" "Uh....I just had Subway. Here's a sandwich!" "Thanks Barry!"]]
** Papa Bear twerking.
** A Japanese song subtitled with the lyrics of Enter Sandman.
*** "Koolaid!"

* [[https://youtu.be/5ILyCWDMxG8 Sorry, Ross.]]
** "Hey, [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime Gunther]], can I get a couple of blueberry muffins to go?" "[[RunningGag Nope.]]"
*** "Can I get a couple of Blueulbs to go?"
** [[HeyYouHaymaker Joey walking in and punching Ross in the face for apparently no reason]].
** "[[{{Spoonerism}} Piss, I know you're Rossed]] at me, but we have to ta-ha-HA."
** "And I could even understand that you couldn't tell, but why couldn't you tell? Huh? You had Mewtwo and you didn't tell me?"
** [[TitleDrop "I'm sorry, Ross!"]][[note]]You have no idea how long I've waited to make that joke.[[/note]]
** "I couldn't help it! When a duck comes at your face you duck!"
** "Why don't we talk about this on the way to the sauspital?" "Good, good, yeah, maybe- Good, good, yeah, maybe-" ''(cue VoiceClipSong)''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMapmlUwerw Wow! It's Made!]]
** "HEY! M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself paper.]]"
** "Paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself wood, trees, and paper.]] Chemicals, SoƧ, SoooƧ..."
** "Covert tooth."
** "But the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth."
** "This machine beats the workers to a pulp. [[GoryDiscretionShot Begin the beating.]] After eight hours of beating, they may also die, depending on the desired effect."
*** "[[CaptainObvious Workers work.]]"
** "At this point, the paper is 99 cents." "[[Music/{{Macklemore}} It was 99 cents!]]"
** "Holland is filling with water." "Holland. OH NO, the windmills."
** "To make a sheet of cheetah paper, the Franchise/{{Batman}} plunges a wooden mold into the mold. Hee hee hee."
** [Paper ball rolls into scene] "Ball!"
** "It's a lighter. LOL. Spin the wheel!" "It's a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Combusken!]]"
--->Well, that was weird.
** "An [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Electrode]] welds the hinge to the case, then a mechanic inspects the welding [[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj]]. Mechanized arms then place a tutu and plate in the cake. The tube will hold WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones and the plate will form WesternAnimation/TheJetsons."
*** Right after that last one, [[VisualPun a snake tongue is briefly seen illustrating]] [[SssssnakeTalk an "S" sound]] left in the footage.
** "[[Series/DoctorWho Sonic screwdrivers]] drive the screws."
** "[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medics are essential in the treatment of Heavies!"]]
** "Molding of the pills is done by [[Advertising/{{Progressive}} Flo]]."
** "Two stampers, one above and the other above, crush Series/DrPhil."
** "Quality testing is carried out on five pills every fifteen minutes-" [Pill gets crushed, RecordScratch] "...[[OhCrap Shoot]]."
** "Then the door of the coating unit is caaaaaaaaarefully closed." '''''SLAM'''''
** "They are lined up in grooves to make filling groovier. Then they snort powder."
** "And the final step is PVP."[[note]]To be fair, this animation is about as stupid-looking as ''VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}'' PVP is in-game.[[/note]]
** "This plant also makes pills--" (''{{Beat}}'') "Wait. Never mind."
** "Years ago, people went down alleyways. This technique was called a walk."
** "This rope is fuuf, yet flulf."
** "...that applies a protective coating of [[ToiletHumor urine]]. This machine is called the [[ShapedLikeItself machine machine]]".
** "IT'S- over 9000 kilograms." "[[Anime/DragonBallZ WHAT NINE THOUSAND?!?-]] That's the weight of a killer whale!"
** "Double powerful ultra high performance thermal high tech fancy hydraulic rope."
** "So now, you really know the Pope."

* The sequel to "Wow! It's Made", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjwTRt582Hs Wow! It's Made: Revelations]]:
** (Shot of a dollhouse...then a tiny clock) It's a dollhouse. [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]]...[[WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse Minnie Mouse]]...
** "As far as attention to detail, there's no attention to detail!"
** "A popular scale is 1:1. But a more popular scale is a banana." (The Banana: The new, forgiving, unit of measure.)
** "He cuts a swan neck. ([[CallBack Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck]])[[note]] [[FreezeFrameBonus Silly Briarb, that's a swan, not a duck.]][[/note]] [[BlackComedy He cuts and removes the swan's face]] to finish off the job."
** Once he stops being a lazy little pinhead, he makes this miniature grandfather clock. (Man gets up, rubs something, puts the clock on the table and sits back down.) No effort!
** "The miniature clock looks too small. [[NoSympathy LOL FAIL]]!!"
** "He applies a strip of crisp bacon". (Pretty cool.) "A classic touch." ([[WebVideo/JonTron Pretty cool, classic stuff!]]) "A strip of moldy bacon..." ([[RunningGag Gross, eww!]]) "A sick touch."
** "[[NonSequitur It's oxygen that makes a difference in space.]]"
** The lady from the [[CallBack "Hot Dogs, LSD, and Hot Dogs"]] video appearing at the beginning of the hot dogs section.
** *video is obscured by some black bars* "If you've been wondering about those black stripes, all is about to be revealed." [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall *bars disappear*]]
** "Traditional hot dogs are made from a mix of [[ShapedLikeItself traditional, hot, and dogs]]."
** "The trimmings are ground the same way butchers chop up hamburger meat...pure racism."
** ([[CrossesTheLineTwice Cut to a meat grinder with a "Racist-O-Meter", powered by the narrator making "racist" remarks.]])
-->'''Narrator''': Americans are number one. Germans should be on the street. Black people are to be sold as pieces of meat. I really hate all people in different regions.
** "...the length of one soccer field, twice. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That's close to]] [[CaptainObvious two soccer fields!]]"
** "Big fat rolls of cellulite are loaded into this [[BuffySpeak big death machine.]] *[[RedFilterOfDoom The screen goes red and the video slows down]].*
** "A machine then vacuums out any hot dogs." (The clip of the machine is played backwards to achieve the effect, and the worker looks quite upset to see her hot dogs disappear.) *Sad music starts to play and the scene fades to black and white before being interrupted*
** "An inspector [[BigEater eats 3500 hot dogs a minute]]."
** "This factory manu-factors an incredible 3 hot dogs an hour. That's close to two!"
** "The type of pillow you sleep on is a matter of type of pillow you sleep on is a matter of materials, SlilƧ, SliilƧ..."
** "...or pathetic materials, such as Floam, or huge densely packed bales weighing almost 6 pounds."
** "This polyester fiber is made from [[ShapedLikeItself polyester fiber]].
** "Fans push the fibers to another opening machine called 'The Other Opening Machine'."
** "Brrr..."
** "'''Sss'''pray a '''sss'''pecial '''sss'''olution to redu'''ccc'''e '''sss'''tatic electri'''ccc'''ity."
** "After the [[VisualPun garnet hopper]], the fibers look like complete crap. Unacceptable. They need to be thrown out. (A pile of fibers is tossed into a bin, making a [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]].)"
** "I'm the king. The workers must be taught to OBEY!"
** "A technician punches out the other workers, and they are now turned into loose synthetic fibers."
** "The first machine separates the workers with a large steel spiked roller. This maims them considerably, but not '''completely'''."
** "Everyone is a telephone operator."
** "To make high-end headphones, an injection molding machine first makes high-end headphones, to produce a critical component: The headphones."
** "A technician turned on her computer and logged into Youtube. She then [[{{Troll}} trolled]] the entire Youtube public hundreds of times. (Various Youtube comments with offensive, stupid, or FlameWar inducing statements from "[[CallBack Fleelfmeister471]]" are displayed.) RUDE."
** "The next technician positions the plastic bag around the Danger Zone for a wide and flat Audi."
** "The next technician's a freak. Must be in her brain. One very strange individual."
** [[WebVideo/{{React}} Kids React to...]] bread.
** "The dough will eventually rise. ([[{{Beat}} Very long beat]]) ...Eventually..."
** "The machine can handle 3 per second, for a total of 11,500 [[LogicBomb per second.]]"
** "And now, ready for [[{{Shipping}} shipping]]. (Cue two lumps of dough preparing to kiss as romantic music [[note]]"Thank You" by Dido[[/note]] plays.) '''[[MoodWhiplash Dough pieces must not touch one another]]!'''"
** "[[BrickJoke So now, you're really dope]]!"[[note]]"Dope means cool, you're really cool!"[[/note]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiZN8MNWtOo Wow! I'm Hungry! (Wow! It's Made! 3)]]
** "Bourbon whiskey is made by magic."
*** [[MemeticMutation "Birb!"]]
** [[MindScrew "The U.S. is uniquely Irish-- German congress officially recognized it as Kentucky, a Scottish nation, in late-teenth century French congress."]]
** "After a few days it has fermented into a thick liquid they call-" *reverses* "-fermented into a [[{{Portmanteau}} thiquid]] they call beer."
** "The [[VisualPun alcoholic vaper]] rises up to be condensed into Music/KeithUrban."
*** "Oooooooohhhhh [[Creator/DingoPictures Yee]][[MemeticMutation eeeeee]]."
** "[[MondegreenGag One swatter]] has been added to dilute the whiskey to 10 proof..."
*** "...An employee [[LiteralMinded takes a sample.]]"
** "...into a [[{{VideoGame/Undertale}} Gaster...]]"
** "Here, the b-ere will age for many y-ere-s.."
** "Circle over to the cap applicators-" [[RunningGag *reverses* "-over to the caplicators."]]
** "The invention of the Toaster Pastry in [[UsefulNotes/The60s the 1960s]] was the greatest thing - [[VideoGame/HotelMario You know what they say, all Toast!ers, toast toast.]] - finally, the toaster could be used for more than toasting bread - which, for the sixties, was astonishing."
** "He adds organ-ulated sugar. Downward spiraling, ''[[SuddenlyShouting DOWNWARD SPIRALING]], '''[[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment DOWNWARD]] [[Creator/EmperorLemon SPIRALING]]'''''-"
** "-[[MoodWhiplash blender]], followed by a [[VisualPun sugar]] [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender]]. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la."
** "It's the molasses that gives the blender operator the brownish color." [[{{Creator/TerryCrews}} "WHAT?!"]] "That's [[{{Call back}} pure racism]]."
** "The top sheet of [[CallBack paper is made of wood, trees, and paper. Chemicals-slals-sos.]]"
** "The pressure would build, and the toaster pastries would explo-" [[StuffBlowingUp *explodes*]]
** "They pump the [[MondegreenGag bass]] up high-" *cue VoiceClipSong, ending with "cut the [[{{Pun}} wrap]], the end!"*
** "If you're crazy, then 'jerky' might just be an English mispronunciation of 'jerky'."
** "Beef jerky is no longer a food; it's now a popular fruit snack that comes in a variety of flavors."
** "... for more savory or [[ShapedLikeItself flavory flavors]], they use mosquitoes."
** THEEERRRREEE'S FOOOOOOOOD!
** "...and the smoke from the wood killed off all the workers in the Best Buy." (Nah, they're fine)
** "The spacing between [[Creator/MichaelRosen Rosen]] [[MondegreenGag slices]] *cue Michael Rosen's face on the toast slices* is perfectly positioned to align with the upcoming" *all Rosens* "Plums!"
** The narration being mixed to sing [[{{Music/Beyonce}} "All the Single Ladies"]].
** "They put a pastry ball [[ToiletHumor in the poop and cover it with another s**t]]."
** "They put a ball in the hoop... *cue NBA footage of a player dunking a basketball and everyone going berserk*"
** "To prevent pressure from building up, and bursting the li-" [[BrickJoke *explodes*]]
** "This indicates the jelly has filled all the [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Nooks and Shrunks]]."
** "No self-respecting Brit ever eats a pork pie."
** "After thousands of years of growth, the rice completely sucks... YUCKY"
** "The probe delivers your content to a lab. A technician scrutinizes." *Pan is filled with undesirable and lazy jokes, all exhibited in the video thus far* "If he finds just one sauce joke, [[SelfDeprecation the entire YTP will be rejected]]."
** "Today, you don't have to sacrifice anything for a bowl of soup. Well, perhaps [[DealWithTheDevil your soul.]]"
** "Meanwhile, raw peeled potatoes are on their way to a hospital." (not actually, though)
** "Pressure cooking simulates the effect of the Old Testament. Very biblical."
** "Now that's what I call soup on a bib!"
** [[TheStinger "...so now you really know the poop!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9pjOI_Vjhc Wow! It's Played! (Wow! It's Made! 4)]]
** "In the mid-4th century, the British created the bad game badminton, in which the players hit the shuttlecock back and fork over [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses Annette]]." ("Ugh, this is so embarrassing!")
*** "Even when they're getting slammed back and forth over and over and over Annette." ("It's not right!")
** "[[CaptainObvious Many people are everywhere.]]"
** "This facility uses ducks, duck feathers, duck bills, even duck ''workers''!"
** "This device has 20,000 different sensors that [[CensoredForComedy censor each feather!]]"
** "A machine applies glue to the glue. [{{beat}}] [[VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield Wooloo.]] [{{beat}}] [[VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresI Woolooloo.]]"
** "It's no wonder the [[VisualPun cock]] is also known as a [[CaptainObvious bird]]."
** "[[{{Callback}} It's the little D]]" cue the zoom-in on the Discovery Channel logo on the bottom right corner.
** "To start, it's time for supper. This assembler [[BigEater eats 100,000 cookies!]]"
*** "...She dies." [Discovery logo [[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare turns into an F]]]
** "At the next station, a worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex."
** [[CallBack "Years ago, curling stones went down alleyways. This technique was called 'curling'."]]
** "This is channel 69. [[LOL69 Nice.]]"
** "The computer tells the technician 'shut it'."
** "Next, a computer reads the lie."
--> "[[AC:Creating jobs is altruism.]]"
** "Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively. But they didn't really catch on [[CaptainObvious until they were invented]]."
** "It takes 2 hours to fully [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal tease]] [[Creator/MrT T's]] [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal tees tees.]]"
** "In the 7th century, most people had at least 17 game tables in the drawing room, for cards and [[PortManteau cardversations]] after dinner."
** "Today, game tables aren't just for dinner, but for anyone who enjoys this functional furniture. This [[PortManteau funiture]]."
** "He inserts the dowels and leaves the [[MondegreenGag lewd configuration]] to cure overnight." [[[VisualInnuendo worker pushes and pulls dowel in and out of hole repeatedly]]]
** "A worker then applies two coats of [[MemeticMutation sauce]] varnish to tarnish both sides."
** "The ball is given [[VideoGame/{{Fallout}} one last chance at redemption]]."
** "[[OnceAnEpisode So now, you're really tall.]]"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9tFjPouO8 Wow! It's Made... Up (Wow! It's Made 5)]]
** The opening joke, with some advanced sentence mixing.
*** "[[CallBack HEY!]] M-M-Most commercially made paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself paper.]]"
*** "Paper is made from [[ShapedLikeItself wood, trees, and paper.]] Chemicals, SoƧ, SoooƧ..."
*** "[[MemeticMutation Wait, it's all recycled content]]?" "Always has been."
** "No need to mess with Cleopatra. Anyway... lipstick."
** "She adds a plant-based gel known as... uh... plantalatum."
** "Lipstiquid"
** "[[RhymesOnADime She places the cases into stasis.]] On another conveyor, the lipsticks pass by guns." (Guns are shown aiming at lipstick) "Hey! Settle down! It's just lipstick."
** "It wasn't until today that chemists created perspirants that use chemicals, SoƧ, SoooƧ... to create perspiration."
** "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure The World is a Stand that protects DIO.]]"
** "Music/{{Drake}} evenly lines up the tunnel."
** "Mascara grows in parts of Texico and Mexas."
** "And this compound called T-E-A is added to ''VideoGame/BanjoTooie.'' EEAEEEAE"
** "A thick-o-meter measures the thickness. The formulation is yeeted." (glass breaks) "Don't you just hate it when that happens?"
** Traditional turquoise jewelry crafting looks a little different in the ''Wow! It's Made'' universe, to say the least...
*** "Native Americans have long mined the Earth for a stone as blue as this guy." (Shows the blue-skinned guy)
*** "Turquoise jewelry still makes a statement. That statement: 'I'll never swear.' For [[CensoredForComedy f**k]]'s sake... this pendant sucks."
*** "[[HappyCircusMusic He cuts it with a circus saw.]] He stamps the maker's insignia onto it. [[DiscreditedMeme He sealees the SoS with sus.]] The silver strip will now be used for petting."
*** "[[VisualPun And he smooches the edges.]] [accompanying kissing sound] [[TheWoobie Because he's a tiny soft boy and breaks down easily.]] UWU. We must protecc."
** "It's time to feed the workers. Begin eating." (munching on corn ensues)
*** "While they keep eating, I prepare the water. The first ingredient is pee. Purified pee. Basically water."
** "But today, some big wigs use Goat Simulator. You twit - you threw out history."
** "[[OnceAnEpisode So now, you really know the jig.]]"
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR1P4EQEceo Wow! It's So Big! (Wow it's Made 6)]]"
** The Part 6 of ''Wow! It's Made!'' saga goes as far as to include the opening narration.
--->'''Brooks:''' In a world where only one company rules... where workers work... where one company beats workers up... or down... where people die... the one from the Internet.
** "With doors and panels, the [=DeLorean=] was known as a car. These cars are in rough shape, but a restoration can make a [=DeLorean=] look like a [=ReStorean=]."
** "THIS [=DeLorean=] is a rare-ru-rare-rer-rare relic from the [=9080s=]."
** The narrators interact once more:
--->'''Brooks''': The ice machine technology took a few years in the mid-nineteenth century to refi--
--->'''Lynne''': Hey, your job is done. Move along! It's my turn now.
--->'''Brooks''': Fine. Chill.
** "The heathen then places the evaporator daughter-side-down, over a roller. Oller a rover. Over a rollor arvover a roller, which removes the girl from the metal."
*** "You can remove the girl from the metal. However, you can't remove the metal from the girl."
** "Agent Bond will act as a bonding agent. He then punches the cop. Then it's into a cell. James Bond is cool at all times. However, moral impurities like cops can't just be punched away."
** "Turpentine, on ice of course. (horse neighing in the background) Nice, a horse."
** "The lighthouse is laser-cut and welded from sheep. Also a deer. Also deer lobes. Also paint thinner and boiled inseed oil to make it runny and slimy."
** "If you can afford one of these [a yacht], you're living a lie! You can go eat a glass sandwich."
** "The team sprays [=MP3=] paint, giving it a [[{{Pun}} lossy]] finish. The team sprays salsa paint, giving it a saucy finish. (Beat) Shish."
** "The technician calls her aesthetic "Seafoam Core". Cool place. Sweet bathroom. Screw the toilet, though. Lock her in the guest room."
** "A craftsman strips in the yacht's deck so there'll be no need to wonder if the craftsman has buff body parts. (Beat) He doesn't. He confirms that everything is [[CensoredForComedy s**t]]-shape."
** "The crew does a lot of slacking off. They treat their job like recess. All this slacking leads to one place: home."
** "A locomotive is [[WebVideo/{{Defunctland}} the powerful rat named Charles Enter-train-ment Cheese]]."
** "The larger grey locomotives are passenger trains, designed primarily for speed. Those smaller yellow ones to the right are pissinger trains designed primarily for pee. For the peein' market."
** "Welders progressively build up a Tuesday weld. The real Tuesday weld. No, the REALLY real Tuesday Weld."
** "Rendering the under-frame strong enough to pull 444 metric [[CensoredForComedy f**k]]tons into a cylinder called a satyr."
** "If you can afford one of these [a large concrete block], you're a living meme. You can go eat a concrete sandwich."
** "Production starts with a mix of rock and stone and sand and limestone and sandstone and limes."
** "A team inserts [[CallBack a sheet of cheetah paper]]. Rawr-roar-rawr-roar!"
** "Then, a minute glass, that counts down one minute to let you know how long you've been Canadian."
** [[OnceAnEpisode So now, you're really dank.]] [[note]]"Dank" means cool, I promise.[[/note]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF65e1EJHis Make Cake Bake!]]
** "Support your [[Creator/{{PBS}} BS]] station." [[note]][[ShapedLikeItself A Public Broadcasting Company Which Broadcasts Programs Publicly To The Public In A Way Which Is Broadly Casted]][[/note]]
** ''[[Series/TheGreatBritishBakeOff The Beat Gritish]] [[{{Spoonerism}} Brake-Off]]''
--->The nine bakers have [[MultipleHeadCase three heads]].
** Contestant Norman is TheUnintelligible.
--->'''Norman''': [[WordSalad The Juttih abbit eifer. Nerimin hofum. Semgud, semailie foaule, jesmayd ulweys jeslas.]]
--->[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped (This is all nonsense)]]
*** Meanwhile, Brant is either smoking or "plastered".
** The camera frequently cuts to "Randy", who is a black sheep that does nothing but stand in the yard and baa, yet [[DarkhorseVictory somehow he wins the episode,]] and for the second time, apparently. Hilariously, none of the contestants are the least bit bothered by this.
** "It's Diana's take on a classic [[ToiletHumor turd]]."
--->'''Diana''': There will be turd in the bottom.
** Luis decides to poach some pears for his recipe, only for [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E8HumanNature the Doctor to berate him]].
--->'''Luis''': Just finished poaching some pears.
--->'''The Doctor''': (via a mini flying TV) Pears?
--->'''Luis''': Pears...
--->'''The Doctor''': I hate pears!
--->'''Luis''': [[OhCrap Oh.]]
--->'''The Doctor''': Don't let me eat a pear! I don't want to eat that!
--->'''Luis''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'm just taking them out.]]
** "Martha will be encased in a chocolate sponge." (''Martha cries in response'')
** "The bakers need to [[SoundEffectBleep f**kin']] chill. ...I'm so sorry, I cussed."
** "Most of the bakers are [[KickTheDog making fun of Norman.]]"
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Chocolate]] [[OverlyLongGag Cake.]]
--->"The cakes will be ranked from 'Chocolate Cake' to 'CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!'"
** The narrator saying that the bakers are "crack[ing] on with the next stage" over [[PlumbersCrack an unflattering shot]] of one of the contestants as he bends over to pick something up.
** "I'm making a baked Alaska." "Well done, and you've won!" (''cue credits'')
** "[[CordonBleughChef DayQuil Tarts]] are my favorite. I love the tastes. It's my Flavourite."
** The parody of the "I found you, faker!" scene from ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2''.
--->'''Sonic''': I found you, baker!\\
'''Shadow''': Baker? I think you're the baker.\\
'''Sonic''': I'll make you eat those! (''gives Shadow a plate of cupcakes'')
** Sue informs Iain that [[PetTheDog she wants him to stay in the competition.]] [[DisproportionateRetribution Iain responds]] [[RageQuit by storming off set.]]
** "I don't think we've ever seen this tent so...''in-tents.''" (''{{rimshot}}'')
--->'''Diana''': [[LamePunReaction Uh...]][[FlatWhat what the...what on earth??]]
** The show's intro being remixed to a parody of "[[Music/TaylorSwift Shake It Off]]".
** [[TheStinger Sue and Mel repeatedly making sauce jokes as everyone else stands there awkwardly.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwupJ1X4OVk Making Caking Baking!]]
** [[CallBack "Help."]]
** The Great British Baking Show background music syncs surprisingly perfectly with Inside the Pirate Ship from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker''.
** All the bakers seem to be named "Scotty". Even Nadiya:
--->'''Paul:''' Morning, Nadiya!\\
'''Nadiya/Scotty:''' I'm Scotty.\\
'''Mel:''' We salute you.\\
'''Narrator:''' Nadiya's transformed into Scotty.
** "Scotty Will Attempt To Assault A Baby" is read aloud from the onscreen "book", along with the captions "Heavens No" and "Will No One Stop Her?"
** The award of Star Baker goes to Scotty, but the person who's kicked off the show is... Mel.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGWANhlKAtI Pupin the Thirst]]
** The intro lists the main cast of Lupin, Jigen, Fujiko, Goemon, and Zenigata as [[TitleDrop Pupin]], [[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} Genji]], Toys/{{Funko|Pop}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}}[[note]]specifically, a [[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Gallade]][[/note]], and [[CuteKitten Gata]] respectively.
** Goemon slices [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate Galeem]] in half, as seen in [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth's]] DLC reveal trailer.
** "Ah, Rio De Janeiro. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!" "There's the friggin' statue on Corcovado hill! It's friggin' Jesus! It's perfect. Nothing but Jesus standing between us and $10 mil! Standing between us and ten and between us and weenus [[BrokenRecord weenus weenus weenus]]"
** [[MundaneMadeAwesome "Gentlemen, I give you the soccer stadium. Biggest in the world. Holds two."]] [[CallBack "That's close to two soccer fields."]]
** "And the soccer locker lotto typically tripically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take." "Hm!" "And the occer botto tapically tipples the socks loffice trick." "Hm-hm-hm!" "And the sauce triples the steak."
** [[FreezeFrameBonus Pause on the letter at 1:13,]] and you'll see that it's an entire recap of the first 30 or so seconds of dialogue.
--->[[VideoGame/HotelMario Dear pesky plumbers,]]\\
Where's Pupin? He's up there! Ah, Rio de Janeiro. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! There's the friggin' statue on Corcovado Hill. It's friggin' Jesus. It's perfect. Nothing but Jesus standing between us and 10 mil standing between us and 10 and between us and weenus weenus weenus weenus. Hm. I'm pretty sure that's a big turn-on for a guy like you, Jigen. I don't get it. Stupid weenus. LOL!\\
Gentlemen, I give you the Soccer Stadium([[TradeSnark TM]]). Biggest in the world! Holds two. That's incredible! That's close to two soccer fields. Hm.\\
And the soccer locker lotto typically tripically triples the boccer lotto tickles the box office take. Hm! And the occer botto tapically tipples the socks loffice trick. Hm-hm-hm! And the sauce triples the steak! Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! The sirloin is absolutely incredible!\\
So, just send regrets. Don't be there.\\
--Lisbon III\\
P.S. [[FiveSecondForeshadowing I'm going to say "Hm." again, but in a higher pitch.]][[note]]He does.[[/note]]
** "Huh? What the...?" "[[CallBack But the main ingredient remains the same: A mammoth.]]" "LOL! It's the mammoth!"
** The security guard tells Lupin & co. that he's a crayfish. When Lupin starts taunting him, the guard yells at him to knock it off, complete with a graphic of a crayfish angrily waving at the computer monitor.
** "Now, you are in Rio and you are in Rio and you are Rio and you are real [[note]](Inspector Zenigata's live-action counterpart from the 2017 LiveActionTV series of the same name is depicted here. This also makes him Ryo, since his actor's named Ryohei Suzuki)[[/note]]!"
** "You [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fool!]] I am a [[RunningGag Rio]] master! Allow me to [[{{Pun}} Rio-nite]] you with your ancestors!"
*** "You foof! I am an Oreo master! Allow me to reunite you with your ants!" *{{Mook}} screams as he gets covered in ants*
** Goemon cuts a hole in the van's wall to reveal [[WesternAnimation/MegaManRubySpears Guts Man's]] [[MemeticMutation ass]]. Complete with the famous sting.
** "Lupin, I think they're Lup-on to us!" [Lupin's face is pasted onto Fujiko and Goemon]
** The entire gag trailer for ''[[Anime/LupinIIITheFirst Lupin The Thirst]] [[{{Spoonerism}} The Fird]]''.
*** "[[Series/SesameStreet I'm counting.]]"
*** [[Lol69 [The combination lock moves to read 69] "Nice."]]
*** "The study of Trutheology is the only way to learn the truth about truth."
*** [[FreezeFrameBonus Coming Soon to Theaters or]] Creator/HBOMax or whatever [[RealLifeWritesThePlot IDK What the movie situation is going to look like going forward]]
*** The credits on the final screen are made up of characters from ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses''.
** [[TheStinger "Lupin, you wouldn't have a]] [[RuleOfThree backup backup backup plan?"]] [[CrazyPrepared "Oh, sure."]]

* [[https://youtu.be/IB_Z_j0BBhc Sonic Sesame]]
**
--->'''Mildred:''' "I was at a basketball game with my friend, and all of a sudden, the game was over.\\
''<cue credits for five seconds>''\\
'''Mildred:''' However, the next game was baseball with new teams: the Necks, and the Bathroom. And all of a sudden, Lisa was my friend Lisa, and all of a sudden, both teams disappeared to the bathroom – [[WhosOnFirst however, not the baseball team called "the Bathroom," the actual bathroom]]. Rer, Rerr, rer-rer–-"\\
'''Mayor:''' Chill, Mildred! ''<manhandles Mildred aside>'' The point is, there's a–\\
'''Mildred:''' baseball game with my friend Lisa, and–-\\
'''Mayor:''' [[{{Spoonerism}} Mill, Childred!]] ''<manhandles Mildred aside again>''
** "That could only be the notorious Flaming Head Diamond Red-Band UFO!"
** "There is Maria. She is Ma-reading, but it is dark."
---> '''Shadow the Hedgehog:''' Maria... ''<she explodes>''
** [[RunningGag "Good thing we found this underground passage!"]]
*** "Good thing we found the sus!"
** Prairie Dawn's incomprehensible piano introduction.
--->"Our viewer calls to young gum. So time comes. Oh well. Fart. ''<farts>'' Whoops."
*** And then, when one of the puppets dressed a flower pot comes out, he makes some grunt-sneezy noises and goes offstage.
*** Later, Bert comes out:
---->'''Bert:''' ''<clears throat>'' I am gay.\\
'''Children:''' Cool!
** "A UFO?!" ([[FunWithAcronyms Unidentified F______ Object]])
--->'''Guy Smiley:''' And if they can tell me what the F-word is, they will win!\\
'''Caller:''' You mean I win?\\
'''Guy Smiley:''' Yes!\\
'''Caller:''' I win! Oh, what did I get? What did I win, Mr. Smiley?\\
'''Guy Smiley:''' Well, F you!\\
'''Caller:''' ''<house gets invaded by monsters>'' Oh, no!


* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xGwk-fd6dY&t=38s&ab_channel=DaThings Jeopardy's Tooth: Bubble Jeopardy]]" mines humor from Creator/KatieCouric's turn guest-hosting ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}''
** "Introducing today's contestants: a letter, a ghoul, and a pie."
**
-->'''Creator/KatieCouric''': (''reading clue'') In 1942, three years later.
-->'''Keith''': What is two?
-->'''Katie''': That's right.
**
-->'''Katie''': It's "Yo Yo Yo" and a bottle of Captain Morgan™ for this performer.
-->(''cut to "Hotline Bling" edit consisting entirely of Music/{{Drake}} singing "You" over and over again)
-->'''Michalle''': Who is Drake?
-->'''Katie''': No.
-->(''beep beep beep'')
-->'''Katie''': We were looking for "You".
**
-->'''Katie''': This [[Franchise/TheMuppets Swedish Chef]] says, "[[ForeignSoundingGibberish Burger fer-fer-fer-ders burger-fern-ders!]]"
-->(''beep beep beep'')
-->'''Katie''': Who is Herbert Hoover?
** The RunningGag of steam coming out of Keith's ears.
**
-->'''Katie''': This kid made "Sauce Boy" on [=YouTube=] in 2012.
-->'''Keith''': Who is WesternAnimation/MickeyMouse?
-->'''Katie''': No.
-->'''Michalle''': Who is [=DaThings=]?
-->'''Katie''': Yes! Go ahead.
** The lady from "Burgers and Greens" gets a CallBack:
-->'''Cindy''': The last thing you need in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But that's often just what you get. Look at me, I'm a catgirl. Nya nya nya~
**
-->'''Katie''': Michalle is a librarian from Texas. You actually dropped out of school to write poetry?
-->'''Michalle''': I did. I was in--
-->'''Katie''': YoureInsane
** Keith whistling the Old Spice jingle.
**
-->'''Katie''': Pie is our returning champion from Pencilsburg, Pencil-vania, and I understand you have a 20-pound [[RuleOfThree mechanical pencil]]? And I understand you have ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaI''?
** A blank clue comes up and the contestants just stare at it.
** The mashup of the JeopardyThinkingMusic and [[Theatre/{{Hamilton}} "Washington on Your Side"]].
** TheStinger:
-->'''Katie''': Let's start with Ian. Your response was...
-->(''Daily Double sound effect'')
-->'''Katie''': [[TitleDrop The Daily Bubble!]] Wow, anything can happen in ''Jeopardy!''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBg2GiJ2QUE Jeopardy's TWOth: Double the Bubble]]. The sequel to Jeopardy's Tooth: Bubble Jeopardy manages to keep up with the humor and pace of its predecessor.
** The intro:
-->'''Johnny Gilbert''': Morgan Bryles, Matt Walks, and Garron Teleports. (''Garron teleports'')
** Katie on a guest category by Music/{{Sting}}:
-->'''Katie''': How cool is that? Morgan?
-->(''Morgan hesitates'')
-->(''beep beep beep'')
-->'''Katie''': What is "so cool"?
** A clue goes awry:
-->(''clue shows [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/007/WAT.jpg this meme]]'')
-->'''Katie''': China is the top consumer of these units.
-->'''Garron''': What are watts?
-->'''Katie''': No.
-->'''Morgan''': What are wot?
-->'''Katie''': No.
-->'''Matt''': What is wut?
-->'''Katie''': No. The response we were looking for: "wat."
** Sting presents a clue:
-->'''Sting''': In the musical ''The Last Sh[[[SoundEffectBleep bleep]]]'', I played this British Prime Minister.
-->'''Matt''': Who is Thatcher?
-->'''Katie''': [[NonSequitur Don't cry]].
**
-->'''Sting''': Hi, I'm sting and I'm excited to present ''WesternAnimation/BluesClues''.
-->(''beep beep beep'')
-->'''Katie''': What is "Sting is old"?
** "This 1886 act allowed Americans to [[ToiletHumor pee]] on its military."
** "Your blanket used to measure 3.2 feet. In 2019 it fell by 4 inches, giving it the lowest percent of this."
** Morgan's voice being pitch shifted to the tune of [[Music/DexysMidnightRunners "Come On Eileen"]].
** "Gross cup of coffee. So take it from [[VideoGame/{{Hades}} Skelly]], enjoy a rich delicious cup of brandy instead of coffee."
**
-->'''Katie''': With his partner Betty Greene, Adolph Green wrote the [[RuleOfThree greenplay]] for this Grene Kelly musical about the sauce film era. (''clue turns green'')
-->'''Matt''': Minimominem?
-->'''Katie''': Eeny, meeny, miny, no.
** The interviews:
-->'''Katie''': Diego is a stay-at-home dad from San Diego.
-->'''Garron''': Yeah.
-->'''Katie''': WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Matt Montana, he's a digital journal. You look like it, the way you're dressed.
-->'''Matt''': Haha, thank you, yeah.
-->'''Katie''': So in middle school I understand you actually hosted ''Jeopardy!''
-->'''Matt''': Yes, uh, I, well, I was just--
-->'''Katie''': (''interrupting'') Yeah, well, I'll see you in court. And finally, Morgan Briles is a reindeer.
-->'''Morgan''': Yes.
-->'''Katie''': Tell us about that.
-->(''title card: MORGAN THE FRIGGIN' REINDEER'')
-->(''timer beeping'')
-->'''Katie''': We're out of time, but Bubble Jeopardy! is next.
** [[TheStinger "You're the Daily Dud!"]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFCvNs1Yn8M Jeopardy's 3th: Jeopardy's TEETH]], the third of [=DaThings=]' ''Jeopardy!'' series, is just as hilarious as its preceeding entries.
** [[ShapedLikeItself "Today is today!"]]
** Unusually, the board has 11 categories. These categories are:
*** The U.S. Government
*** Ski Resorts
*** Boy Scouts
*** Left Hand For Life
*** The Roman Empire
*** To The Stars
*** The Blank [=_____=] Way
*** 1000 People
*** The Human Female Body
*** Armed Forces
*** Creator/{{cs188}}
** The [[RuleOfThree first three]] questions indicate an interesting theatrical tradition in this universe.
-->''"Act Ⅰ of this Gilbert O'Sullivan operetta has the lyric 'Oh no, it's Creator/BenedictCumberbatch / I better fart'"''[[note]]"What is ''Watermelon''?"[[/note]]
-->''"[[Anime/LupinIII Act Ⅳ of this Zenigata operetta has the lyric 'Oh no, it's Lupin / I better die']]"''[[note]]"What is ''[=The SpleelpS=]''?"[[/note]]
-->''"Act Ⅹ̅ⅯⅯ[[note]]12,000[[/note]] of this Creator/AlanCumming operetta has the lyric "Oh no, it's [[Film/SpyKids Floop]] / I better faraf floolf flalf flulf'''[[note]]"[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Cough cough]]. What is ''[[Film/AvengersEndgame Endgame]]''? [[CoughSnarkCough Cough cough]]."[[/note]]
** Jilana's answer to "A hot, round, jiggly treat, America's most famous good-time dessert" is drowned out by a sudden [[EmergencyBroadcast severe storm warning]] for [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachusetts, Mew York,]] [[BrickJoke Madison Wisconsin,]] [[CallBack Yoshinoshi Field,]] and [[Series/FraggleRock Raggle Frock.]] The warning lasts long enough to bleed into the next question.[[note]]What is [[VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses tea party]]?[[/note]]
** The mashup of the JeopardyThinkingMusic and [[Music/PatBenatar Pat Benatar's "We Belong"]].

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcJ_gwESFhA Thing of Da Hill]]"
** Transitioning to the intro remix from "[[Music/SteamPoweredGiraffe Honeybees]]," for starters.
** Hank's list of party guests:
--> "Hank, Bill, Dale, [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 Boom Boom]], [[StonersAreFunny Dank]], Hill, Bale, Bank, Dill, Hale, Boomhauer, and [[EvilKnockoff Doomhauer]]."
** The RunningGag of Hank constantly turning down Bobby asking for a skateboard.

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQp_tldR_Hw Amciemt Aliems]]", a poop of another [[Creator/TheHistoryChannel History Channel]] show, ''Series/AncientAliens''.
** Every instance of [[Creator/NeilCicierega Brodyquest]] in the video.
** "Throughout history, humans [[CallBack threw out]] [[VisualPun history]]."
** "We had extraterrestrials manipulating our DNA." "Oh, man." "Extraterrestrials [[Memes/{{Tumblr}} DNI]]."
** An OverlyLongGag of listing various superheroes, from the ComicBook/FantasticFour to ComicBook/WonderWoman to ComicBook/IronMan, caps off by combining them into "Super Incredible Fantastic Wonder Iron Hawk Spider Bat Animal Trans Woman, the Ex-Man".
** "Perhaps further clues can be found by more closely examining mankind's modern stories of astronaut beings pretending to be ordinary humans in space by disguising themselves as crewmates. It's called ''VideoGame/AmongUs''."
*** "But could [[Memes/AmongUs Amogus]] be inspired by our desire to connect with powerful bees?"
** "Skeleton theorists sayyas, and as evidence, they cite [[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Sans Undertale]].
** TheStinger, featuring Creator/StanLee delivering a sentence-mixed TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to the show itself:
--> '''Stan Lee:''' Since this is on History, I assumed it would give you some quality education. I also figured that it would stick to facts. Or so I thought.\\
'''Narrator:''' Ancient astronaut '''theorists''' say yes.\\
'''Stan Lee:''' (''as the word "theorists" is highlighted on-screen'') Now that should give you some indication that this information is very much speculation. In other words, you're wrong.

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q4cF94irDE Additiomal Amciemt Aliems]]"
** "RenaiSAUCE. An era marked by great [[{{Spoonerism}} artific and scientistic]] achievements."
** "This piece of crap technology is created by [[{{Spoonerism}} Leonarci]] [[InvertedTrope Da Vindo]]."
** [[SpeechImpediment "Theorithth believe the anther ith a profound YETH."]]
** "He was insatiably curious about... [[WebVideo/{{jacksfilms}} YIAY]]."
** "What we see is this extraordinary [[VisualPun explosion of paintings]]."
** "They actually witnessed their own eyes [[ShapedLikeItself with their own eyes]]."
** "He would produce [[Franchise/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]], WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}, [[WesternAnimation/PlanetSheen Sheen]], [[VideoGame/{{Hades}} Dusa]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Miles "Tails" Prower]], WesternAnimation/KimPossible, [[Series/LazyTown Sportacus]], [[VideoGame/SuperMonkeyBall [=AiAi=]]], [[WesternAnimation/RiseOfTheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Michaelangelo, Leonardo]], and me."
** "It was in order to preserve Creator/{{VRV}}."
** "[[TheStinger Leonardo Da Vinci, in a sense, tooted forever.]]"
** "One fact is certain, that Leonardo had serious cake."
*** "Larger than London, larger than Paris, and larger than Rome!"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBFYcYKgfA Cutchen]]", a poop of ''Series/CutthroatKitchen''.
** "I'm Chef Chef, and they call me the Tongue Chef."
** "I'm going to announce a dish you are going to prepare, in this case, a lemonade. You will then have six seconds to shop for all [[VideoGame/Portal2 THE LEMONS]] in our Cutchen Panthroat Kitry. Then, I'm going to announce a second dish, in this case, one cold, hard pear. You will then have to prepare the pear. One of you will recieve a second pear, so you are going to prepare a pair of pears."
--> '''Alton:''' One of you will walk out of here.\\
'''Cori:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye, guys...]] (''Leaves while speaking gibberish in an interview segment'')\\
'''Chef Chef:''' Let's just skip the nonsense and let's just send both of them guys home!\\
(''The other two contestants leave'')\\
'''Chef Chef:''' [[WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing I just won Cutchen!]] (''Performs a staggered victory yell'')
** [[YouCantThwartStageOne THAT NEVER HAPPENED]]
** "This is our judge for the day, Mister Simon Majimon. Simon is an accomplice.
--> '''SIMON MAJIMON'''\\
Helped Alton commit a crime
** One freakout later... "Simon is an accompli[[VerbalBackspace shed food author.]]"
--> '''SIMON MAJIMON'''\\
Writes food
** "I have to use this dinky little, stinky little steak knife." [[CallBack "That's a]] [[CensoredForComedy sh*t]] [[CallBack knife!"]]
** "I'm looking at my basket, and I look at the biscuit, and I look at a brisket, I'm gonna risk it, and I'm probably gonna whisk it."
** The credit roll, set to a mashup of "[[Music/BeastieBoys Sabotage]]" and "[[Series/LazyTown Cooking by the Book]]".
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey8B30KyOMQ Pocket Mans!]]," a poop of ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}''.
** The take on the bedtime story from ''Anime/Pokemon3'', for starters. Hale has never seen Entei, but he knows Entei [[ShapedLikeItself looks like Entei]], and he is Entei, but he [[LogicBomb doesn't know what Entei is]], and he loves Entei, and wants to be Entei. Which he does in TheStinger, much to Molly's horror.
** Hale says "I've got to go now, Molly", leaves for a second, then immediately shows right back up saying "I'm back now, Molly".
** "Who's that Pokémon?" ''[shows silhouette in the shape of a Magby]'' "It's [[ShapedLikeItself Pokémon]]!"
** "[[ParodyCommercial Pokémon blows! They're worthless!]] [[OurProductSucks Each more lame than the next!]]"
** The apparent dirty history between Professor Oak and [[Series/ICarly Spencer]].
-->'''Tracey:''' Hey, wasn't Spencer one of your tops, Professor?
-->'''Professor Oak:''' My best ever! He recently sent me some of his nudes.
-->''(Shows some pixelated images)''
-->'''Tracey:''' What are they?
-->'''Professor Oak:''' They're [[CensoredForComedy c*cks]].
-->'''Tracey:''' Have you seen any inside that man?
-->'''Professor Oak:''' Yes.
** The dead seriousness with which Professor Oak responds to Delia Ketchum excitedly saying "I'm Professor Oak!"
-->'''Professor Oak:''' So am I.
** The general overabundance of [[InherentlyFunnyWords Lotads]] in the second half of the video.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xYvF2CCHG0 A Guy's DDDDD&D]][[note]]"A Guy's Diners, Driners, Drivings, Dry Diners and Dods"[[/note]] featuring Guy Fieri as he [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives drives across the country to eat food]].
** "Coming up: A shrimp fried this rice?!"
--->'''Guy''': Am I getting Punk'd?
** At several points during the video, [[CaptainObvious Guy states the obvious for no other reason than to do so]]:
--->'''Guy''': Hey there, I'm a guy.
*** "Hey there, I'm driving right now! On a road!"
*** "You know, I think deep down inside every food truck, there's food."
** The first place Guy stops at, Pierogi Mierogi, [[LethalChef is openly described as a place where "a college student would die".]]
** After Guy expressed an interest in spaghetti, Cheff Matt Majesky mentions he knows a recipie for perogis. [[DisproportionateRetribution Guy then throws a towel in anger. "FINE, Matt..."]]
** "Having that leftover pierogi dough-gi is the perfect thing to pierogi do-gi."
*** As Guy eats Mr. Pierogi, [[NonIndicativeName he hear him think "Those are not pierogis."]]
** Guy has an issue with one of the menu items:
--->'''Matt''': (places down a bowl) Small Hungarian Poot!
--->'''Guy''': So, here's the deal. We're hanging out.
--->'''Matt''': (places down another bowl) [[ToiletHumor Small Hungarian Poo-Poo!]]
--->'''Guy''': [[EveryoneHasStandards (sadly sighs; looks down at the pile of crap)]] ''[[EveryoneHasStandards Dude.]]''
--->'''Matt''': [[FromBadToWorse (plants a glob onto the grill) Hand full of dump!]]
--->'''Guy''': [[HypocriticalHumor I like that.]]
** "The biggest thing that you gotta deal with is-" "...my [=MoM=]."
--->'''Guy''': Losing my mom, better than a dentist. [[ThousandYardStare (blankly stares into the camera)]]
** A commercial break gets triggered when Guy gets a little ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything too]]'' excited over gravy.
--->'''Guy''': Dude, I've seen a lot of food. Never so much the gravy.
--->[[OrgasmicallyDelicious (Guy begins abruptly groaning for a prolonged period)]]
--->'''Voiceover''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Oh. Looks like it's time for an ad.]]
*** The ad in question is for [=LackPaste=], [[KickTheDog the service that provides you with a little toxic therapist that]] [[Music/TheAllAmericanRejects gives you Hell]].
---->'''Commercial''': [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Get therapy, you little newbie, with your little newbie purse, and your little newbie face.]]
** [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Guy calls Rayray cute.]] [[MoodWhiplash Immediately after this,]] [[IAteWhat Rayray proceeds to feed Guy his mom.]]
--->'''Guy''': [[ExplainExplainOhCrap This tastes like... Someone...]]
--->(cut to earlier)
--->'''Guy''': [=MoM.=]
** Guy inquires about Rayray's name:
--->'''Guy''': Where does the name Rayray come from?
--->'''Rayray''': [[CaptainObvious RayRay's my name.]] [[SpellMyNameWithAnS Rayray's my nickname.]] It's a good name.
--->'''Guy''': That is a gray-ray't name. When I drove up and the dude's name is Rayray, [[CaptainObvious I'm like, "This is RayRay!"]]
** Rayray's attempt at cooking is hampered by Guy [[BigEater eating everything]].
--->'''Rayray''': We're gonna make the raw applesauce-
--->'''Guy''': [[KickTheDog (fork raised) Ohp, we don't have any. What are we doing next?]]
--->'''Rayray''': We're gonna make the burger-
--->'''Guy''': (audio distorted) ''Ohp, we don't have any.''
--->[[SmugSnake (Guy cheerfully grabs a rib as Rayray glares)]]
** Another commercial break is cued after Guy [[WhatTheHellHero terrifies a customer by screaming at them]].
*** This time, the ad is for [[VideoGame/GenshinImpact Jenshin Impack]]... [[WhatWereTheySellingAgain which fails to properly explain what the hell it is.]]
---->(cut to Guy driving)
---->'''Guy''': ''[[TakeThat What was that?!]]'' (begins hyperventilating) Don't worry!
** At one point, [[ExtremeOmnivore Guy eats the roof of a tiny house.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmekhRy8f7E A Guy's Gross Games]] featuring Guy Fieri as he [[Series/GuysGroceryGames challenges some folks to his most bizarre grocery shopping game yet]].
** "Welcome to Flavortown!" ''(cue music from [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Windfall island]])''
*** "And if you know me, you know I'm gonna kick Chef Aaron May!" "Why-"
** "First up, a culinary chef who burst onto the scene." ([[StuffBlowingUp lo-fi explosion]])
** "Next we have two-time triple-time tournament two-triple-two-times-two peein' tournament champion with over one time winning: Chef [[ShapedLikeItself Chefsky]]! And then two other guys."
** "When you get into that aisle, you will have to shop in [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment that aisle]]."
*** "This is going to be a One, and not one, but two, [[ImmediateSelfContradiction and one but not two]]. Once you are done, [[FateWorseThanDeath you'll continue to cook forever]]."
** The entire Shopping montage from Justin taking "Hmmm..." to a lady getting lots of things such as shoe milk, babies and more.
** Justin claims to have won over ''96 times'', also stating a [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment bigger store means a bigger store and bigger games mean bigger games]].
** Aaron May's ingredients include baby food, popcorn, chicken, pea, butter and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick blop corn]].
** Darnell seems to have the worst presentation[=/=]reputation of the folks in the show from a demonic shriek to constantly saying "a blank state" to being accused of punching a judge in the face.
** Crista seems to be cooking nada and then she gets "Hot Bar" (or Not bar as she calls it) added to her shopping list.
** Against all odds, [[DarkHorseVictory Chef Aaron May wins]] despite his hilariously bad cooking.
** [[TheStinger "Terrible."]] "I do agree with you It's a little bit." "Lul." "Eleven out of ten chefs agree, it is the worst thing ever to exist."

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWZfuOQu__M A Guy's Change of a Filetype]]" [[RuleOfThree featuring Guy Fieri]] trying to find a deep-fried chicken restaurant operator.
** "My life has always been about [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment my lifetime]]."
--->'''David Byrne:''' This is not my lifetime!
** Guy Fieri constantly using nonsensical words that rhyme with Uber on the topic on Hunter going on the hunt for Uber. Chase is also shown stuttering on his words.
** "Is it about the sauce, or is it about the [=SauS=]?"
** Some people seem to not like sauce... and they don't like [=SauS=] either.
--->'''Doug:''' [[CensoredForComedy ____]] sauce!\\
'''Guy Fieri:''' I'm sorry. Who fed this guy?\\
'''Doug:''' [[SoundEffectBleep _____]] [=SauS=]!
** A woman claims to have [[ADogNamedDog a chicken named chicken]]... before stating he looks like a ''cat''.
** Goat Davis, owner and operator of Atlanta, Georgia, claims to have started a business at eleven years of age. Said business involves [[DeadlyEuphemism cutting people]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice around the neighbourhood]].
** Sergeant Chelsea Lear from Texas claims to be a female version of a guy also stating that she grew up believing she could be "Epic" and that she is that "Epic" person. She also claims that one can be what they want to be [[DistinctionWithoutADifference as long as]] [[ItsAllAboutMe they are her]].
** Cooper Fooper from Sylvania names himself a winner because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment he can be a winner]].
** Philip Tomato from Yorkchester, New York explains he was told he was a loser, but also states he likes ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' and [[ImmediateSelfContradiction doesn't lose]].
** Ebony Hebony from Dallas declares if someone needs [=sallaD=] they can call their team leader, general manager and district manager. She also claims she left her husband and her four kids and if people need to get four kids, they can get her husband.
--->'''Ebony:''' When you're trying to fly, who do you call? A chicken.
** Doug's introduction begins with him saying he's no one with his text box showing ''absolutely nothing''. His intro manipulates his speech such that he's left saying "Huh... Heh!". His strategy to win? [[BigEater Eat lunch]].
** "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "You're Guy."
** "Man look at Cool Cat! I wish I was him! I wish I had a father like him. That's equivalent to going to [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs the NFL, the NBA, the NFLBA]]. That's equivalent to the [=BA NB=]."
** Guy calling out everyone on the worst job interview ever, also stating ''twenty-two'' out of ten chefs agreed on it as evidence.
--->'''Guy Fieri:''' No food, no business, no marketing, no [=P&L=], no cost control, no culinary operations, no [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Control]]. You have no front operation, you're gonna have no PR. This will be no business.
** Guy tells them to be ready to drop everything... and Cayton's face falls off.
** Guy tells them that the person he's looking for needs to be a lobster. As such, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Chelsea opines that owning a restaurant means Lobster]].
** Ebony claims to grow and develop manure and if anyone needs to get some, they can call their [[OverlyLongName VP General District Field Team Lead Management Consultation Operations]].
** Cooper explains why he's competing, and Cayton... well, we can hope means well.
--->'''Cooper:''' I'm here because I want to show Black men that they can be successful in this industry.
--->'''Cayton (a white guy):''' ''[with complete sincerity]'' Me, too.
--->''[[[CringeComedy silence]]]''
** "[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Participating, competing, and participeeting]] and partici--''[{{Beat}}]''--pation!"
** Chelsea declares she's going to come out of the competition a better manager, a better person, a better purse, a better man, a better league [[OverlyLongGag and so on and so forth]].
--->'''Cooper:''' ''(as Chelsea's text softens over his views)'' The candidate that's opposite from me is Chelsea.
** "I walk into Chicken Guy and there's guy on the wall--" "I am Guy!" "There's Guy Fieri imagery all over the place."
** "So I'm trying to remember to call these sandwiches but I just keep forgetting to [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment remember to call these 'Sandwiches']]."
** "I wash the dishes in the toilet, and I think that resonates well with Guy."
--->'''Guy Fieri:''' We can't have that. K? It ain't gonna work.
*** Goat apparently is not happy with Guy's remarks.
** "If the toilet breaks, guess who's gonna fix that?" [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption "I am."]]
** "So the big question is: Does Kate have the big cake?" "[[BluntNo No]]."
** Kate admits he doesn't want to look back at his life going "[[SkewedPriorities Was that my big milkshake?]]".
** "Butt consistency is key." "That might be true."
** TheStinger. That is all.
--->'''Ebony:''' I'm trying to leave here.\\
'''Guy:''' We're starting you out with a Chase bank account.\\
'''Goat:''' Ooh-la-la! That's money!\\
'''Ebony:''' You know what that means?\\
'''Jen:''' [[CallBack Hi everyone. I'm Jen from Website.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps0y1mFXNJA&ab_channel=DaThings No, Do Harm]]
** Surgery is performed on a grape [[CallBack again]], [[FelonyMisdemeanor which offends the head doctor tremendously]].
** "Do you remember that patient the other day who [[CensorshipBySpelling D-I-E-D]]? That patient that died? Well, Hank, he didn't. He said: 'sike!'."
** "Listen, Lena just [[MadeOfExplodium exploded. It's a huge mess.]]"
** The completely out-of-left-field cameo from [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Masahiro Sakurai]].
** "The pee is manifesting."
** TheStinger features Dr. Ruben, who is played by Creator/LinManuelMiranda in the actual show, singing a heavily edited version of "Alexander Hamilton".
-->'''Dr. Ruben:''' ''Hamiltamiltamilton. My name is Hamiltamiltamilton. And there's a MILF--''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVF0dGObORA Diner Sores]]", a poop of the Creator/AppleTVPlus documentary ''Series/PrehistoricPlanet''.
** "This is ''[[Series/BreakingTheMagiciansCodeMagicsBiggestSecretsFinallyRevealed Dino's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed]]''. 250 million species, and some of them were dinosaurs."
** "The largest [[{{Portmanteau}} lanimal]] ever was Dinosaurus Rex."
** "Something we do know is that dinosaurs [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter can be very cute]]."
** "[[ShapedLikeItself The dinosaurs were dinosaurs.]] [[OverlyLongGag Perhaps dinosaurs of dinosaurs. Avoid the dinosaurs by the dinosaurs! Why were the dinosaurs the dinosaurs? For some dinosaurs, it was dinosaurs. Some dinosaurs looked dinosaur, some dinosaurs had the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs, dinosaurs of the dinosaurs. Some dinosaurs had]] ''WesternAnimation/{{Dinosaur}}''."
** "Dogs have soup vision. The elephant has sauce bones. And ankylosaurs have saxophones." ''(cue sax part from [[Music/WasNotWas "Walk the Dinosaur"]])''
** "[[Franchise/StarWars Kylosaurs]] were one of the most dinosaur of any animal."
** "Not dinosaurs, but [[VideoGame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Mareeps]]."
** "[[TheStinger But what if]] the dinosaurs [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 weren't all destroyed?]]" "Nobody cares."

[[folder: Commercial and Infomercial YTP]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6bwG27Rn4s "Arby's serves some Goog Moom Foof"]]
** "Arby's Chicken Cordon Bleu. Achoo. Chicken breast topped with ham and swiws on a sesame seed nun. Also try our mint chocolate squirrel shake."
** "Arra-- [[CaptainObvious It's food!]]"
** "Oven roasted, freshly sliced? Yeah, right."
** "Arby's-- [[TitleDrop It's Goog Moom Foof!]]"
** "...And tasty portobello sauce, [[RunningGag SUS, SUS, SUS...]]"
** "Suspenders! Jesus!" "♪[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Sandshreeeeew~]]♪"
** "People everywhere are discovering angus beef in a [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] yay!"
** "[[RuleOfThree It's Doog Doom Doof!]]... Dude!"
** "[[Film/TheWickerMan2006 Oh no! Not the Ar-bees! Not the Ar-bees!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INa_SYywZis "Of or Belonging to Arby"]]
** "Any beverage connoisseur will tell you that real Kentucky bourbon has '''''[[SuddenlyShouting ALCOHOL]]'''''! Arby's: We have '''''[[SuddenlyShouting ALCOHOL]]''''' now!"
** "...real Kentucky bourbon [[CallBack whiskey is made by magic]]. Arby's: We have the [[Film/{{Bean}} magic.]]"
** "[[Music/{{Nickelback}} Look at this bacon!]]"[[note]] Laugh. [[/note]]
** "[[CocaPepsiInc Starby's]]: We have the [[WebVideo/{{Contrapoints}} mouthfeel]]."
---> At participating Starby's, and only technically.
** "Arby's Italian meatball sub, aptly named, [[ShapedLikeItself the Italian Italian,]] should come with meatballs. Well, Arby's messed up. Oopsi."
** "Maybe, it was because the last time you went to Arby's, you [[ImAHumanitarian ate your grandparents...]] somehow, because I have."
---> ''[[EveryoneHasStandards Goodness...]]''someone should say something.
** "Arby's: We have the mea-" ''(burger explodes as the narrator screams)'' "...What?!"
--->"Arby's: We had the meats."
*** [[BrickJoke Brought back again]] after a [[LeaveTheCameraRunning long, silent shot]] of ham.
** "Arby's: We have [[Creator/MichaelRosen nothing]]."
--->"Man, 0 out of 5."
** "Arby's: [[SuddenlyShouting YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE]]"
--->[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Arby's does not carry the]] Music/{{BTS}} [[FunnyBackgroundEvent meal. However, we do carry the BS meal.]]
** "Try Arby's new [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Shroomish!]]"
** "Arby's, it's [[Music/FooFighters Foo]]!"
** TheStinger:
--->'''Nic Cage:''' Oh no! Not the Arby's! Not the Arby's! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!\\
'''Announcer:''' ''([[SuddenSoundtrackStop music cuts off]])'' Good news! Now you can stop!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjhhs6GcUx0 Jej Dry]]
** "He gets Aldi."
** "Once a month for spps spaps sparkling Klingons."
** "That was this, this was that, that was that, this was this."
** "Add Jet Dry, with Jet Dry!"
** "Your dishwasher [[ShapedLikeItself was your dishwasher!]]"
** "That's what I call This."
** "Jet Dry. The besh."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfn1vPJ1JP8 Date Mystery]]
** "Don't be lame!"
** "[[RecursiveReality Open the door Open the door Open the door Open the door]]"
** "It's [[TabletopGame/MysteryDate1965 MyssyM Date Date Date]]! The thrilling new Milton Bradley game that's just [[OverlyLongGag for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you]]. Not you! Dod, sus."
** "Fun and ''fun'' and '''''fun''''' and prizes--that's [=MyssyM=]. Remember, Bradley makes the worst games, sauce."
** "Will your Mystery Date be a man, or a girl?" ''(dreamy sigh)''
** "Get ''Mystery Date'', for Platform/WiiU."
** "[[TheStinger Answer the door. Answer the door. Girls, answer the door.]]" '''''[[JumpScare MYSTERY!]]'''''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIziGzBgVfs The Flowolf]]
** "Hi. ''[{{beat}}]'' [[VisualPun I'm high.]]" ([[Creator/CS188 Aren't I just so original?]])
*** "I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]."
*** "I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin Mochrie]]."
*** "I'm Briarb Lollins thanking you for purchasing [[TitleDrop the Flowolf]]."
** "Proper sus is the key to getting sucky-looking haircuts. With no hair." ''[beat]'' "I f**king hate getting haircuts."
** "[[RunningGag Ab-sleuth-ly.]]"
** "I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never look as if I need a haircut, and I never need a haircut, and I need get a haircut, and I never LUL."
** "[[MondegreenGag Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck Cut-a-duck.]] It's [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} super effective]]."
** "With the Flowolf, you can cut a mammoth. And of course, we're talking about elephants." "Ab-sleuth-ly."
** "[[TheStinger If you want an efficient, fast haircut...]] [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZpn-r1pzuc&ab_channel=DaThings The FLOWOLF: Director's Cut]]
** The OW OW Cutting Show. OW.
** "Hi, I'm Brian Collins." (''jump cut'') "Hi, I'm [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Brian]]." (''another jump cut'') "Hi, I'm [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin]]." (''another jump cut'' "[[VisualPun Hi, I'm high]]." (''final jump cut'') "Hi, I'm Briarb Lollins."
** The FLOWOLF logo zooming in to be "OWO".
** "Now you can get a professional, provisional haircut with no hair." (''[[VisualPun jump cut to Colin Mochrie]]'')
** "You should have the FLOWOLF, one foot, two small feet, [[ArmoredClosetGay One straight guy -- me]], and, of course, the bottle of lubricant."
** "If you haven't done so already, you're donezo." (''cue logo reading "DONEZO"'')
** "I f--king hate getting haircuts. This haircut sucks."
** "Now turn on the FLOWOLF. Now turn on the Flowbee motor. Now turn on the floater. Now turn on the Flowbee Mowbee." (''cue logo reading "FLOWBEE MOWBEE"'') "Now turn on [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime the BMO]]."
** "Now, you're ready to turn on me, Briarb Lollins. You might wanna verify that I'm being sucked. Get used to being sucked first. This is also a good time." (''Briarb makes an odd face as he thinks'') "[[ArmoredClosetGay I'm one straight guy]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V1BG3CEu5o Lilly Mays Endorses Solicitation]]
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here for Music/{{Psy}}!"
** The opening, which sets a bit of "Gentleman" to the opening bassline of "[[Music/TheBlackEyedPeas Scream and]] [[Music/BritneySpears Shout]]"
** "[[MondegreenGag PSYCH!]]"
** A video of [[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Pink Guy]] being chroma-keyed into the floor.
** "Hi, Creator/BillyMays here to share with you, the most important product I have ever endorsed: [[MundaneMadeAwesome Cheese for everyone!]]"
** "Have your rates gone up? Have you been turned up? [[AnimateInanimateObject Have you been turned into an orange?]]" ("[[Creator/JimGaffigan Well, at least I'm an orange.]]")
** "Eevee Series/DoctorWho, perverts, saucepital stays, surgery, blood [[WordSaladHumor tet nolb]], XXX, Billy Mays, Ketchups, Music/BillyRayCyrus, Eternity, ''Film/TheRoom2003'', and [[{{Spoonerism}} Soos Mum Roar!]]"
** "And I'm not talking about some Internet floozy, I'm talking about the real deal. And when I say the real deal, I mean [[YourMom your mom]]'s ''SUUUUUUUURE TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!''"
** "And when I say affordable, I mean, you can actually [[VisualPun afford a bull!]]"
** "Hi [[TitleDrop Lilly Mays]] here for the Minnie Gloves!" (That's when I knew I was done) "[[TheStinger Whatever!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_xIpkQ-l8w SplolqS (A short one, so here's pretty much the entire video)]]
** "You're a kid now, you're a squiuqs! You're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, [[OverlyLongGag you're a kid, you're a squid]], you're a (Pull-Ups commercial) kid now! ... I'm a squid now! Wow! (End Pull-Ups commercial) AHA AHA AHA! EEEH! [[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} Splatatatatatatata-tatatatatatatata-tatata-ta-ta-ta-tatoooooon]]!" "[[AvoidTheDreadedGRating Rated everyone ten]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYgYGZoxKE Wilford Brimley Loses]]
** "This presentation is brought to you by Liberty [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]], helping you to '''''Get a Life'''''."
** "Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I would like to *** you for a few minutes. I'm gonna give you diabeetus."
** "....brought to you by Liberty Bell, helping you to die."
** "I'm [[Series/{{Wilfred}} Wilford]] Brimley and I would like to talk to you about diabeetus."
** "If you're over five, have diabetes, and are on Medicare, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames you must die]]."
** "I lost all my energy, I lost my family, I lost all my ice cream and apple pie, and I think the most important thing is, [[TitleDrop I Lost]] [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game the game]]. And alo-o-ong the tra-a-ail you're gonna die. I would encourage all of you to die."
** "I like to say, 'we will, we will [[Music/{{Queen}} rock you....uoy]].'"
** "[[RuleOfThree This presentation has been brought to by]] WesternAnimation/LittleBill. Help me, help me please, HELP ME!"
** "Thanks for your time. Have a good day. PSYCH! You knew that was comin'."
** "You oughta be laughing at my life."
** Zombie Wilford Brimley.
** "Well, if you have diabeetus, [[LackOfEmpathy I don't care.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxCKTv6G7Yg SusSetter Retractable Awnaw]]
** "It keeps our patio [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess about 20% cooler.]]" (cue picture of Rainbow Dash)
** "We lul, and you're going to lul too. Franchise/{{Transformers}}!"
** "And talk about sex, you can choose opening and closing." [[UnreadablyFastText (OMG DaThings1 Made a Sex Joke!!!!!!!1!!!)]]
** "Call now to get the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} HoH SiS]] story, [[Film/TheRoom2003 Mark]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBWTrBlhvsE Burgers and Greens]]
** "Let me tell you why friends tell friends to tell friends to tell ''Series/{{Friends}}''..."
** "I'm a burger."
** "I disable people."
** "[[SoundEffectBleep F*cking.]] It's very complicated, very difficult."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH0jhQVpOg Taking the Watch Five]]
** "What'sus everybody? I'm Vest Aecabeedo, and you are ''[[ShapedLikeItself you]]''."
** "You'll also get [[MondegreenGag a picture]] [[VisualPun of Pop and two reefs]], [[RunningGag sauce]]some!"
** "Attention Allah, you are God."
** "And we really need volunteers that will fit inside easter eggs."
** The running gags involving the loading screen and the [[ToiletHumor pee tent]].
** "I'm gonna kick [[Music/RingoStarr Ringo.]]"
*** "Hey, where's Ringo? This isn't funny, man! Who took my favorite [[Music/TheBeatles Beatle?]] WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU. >:C"
** "Are you thinking about getting [[{{Squick}} baptised in dog poo?]] Well now's your chance."
** "We've created a number of Reese's."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Cake Fight]]."
** "Dropoff locations are in [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City, Grove City]], and ''[[SpellMyNameWithAThe the]]'' Grove City."
** "During the month of July there are [[ByNoIMeanYes no Wednesday nights, however, there'll still be Wednesday nights]]."
** "You are watching the [[RunningGag Take]] [[Creator/{{cs188}} FAAF]]. And remember, [[TakeThat don't watch]] ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''." ''[gets fries thrown at him]''
*** (Your reaction to that joke)
** "...and you are [[TitleDrop taking the Watch Five]]."
** "I'm [[RunningGag Dave Speedo, and you are watching]] Music/TheJacksonFive."
** "[[TheStinger Did you know I have hair? Well, now you do.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liXHVceGXfc Zooks!]]
** "[[OverlyLongGag The publication is fascinating. The publication is fun. The publication is magnificent. The publication is free!]]" "No, absolutely ''not'' free."
** "Each monthly issue of Zooks is packed with [[YouNeedABreathMint animal breath!]]" ("Aw, come on!")
** "Each monthly issue is packed with breathtaking full-color photos, and scientifically-accurate illustrations" (''cue [[WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}} humanized versions of Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps]], a multi-colored beard, and WebVideo/FilthyFrank over pictures of cancer cells'' [[[VisualPun "This is cancer!"]]]) "...plus games and puzzles! Plus [[VideoGame/PokemonRubyAndSapphire Plusles]]! Today, through this exclusive [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Eevee]] offer, you can get Daddy Issues lullullullul"
** "When you call and you call and you use your credit call and you use your Website/{{Reddit}} card, we'll include twelve elephants as a gift!"
*** "Animal stickers, animal stickers, and the tiger poster! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs And the toaster!]]"
** "To order 12 'fascinating' issues of Zooks from 1995 call 'CALL-CALL-CALL'." (Must be 18 Ya'll)
*** [[FreezeFrameBonus One of the credit cards accepted is "Disco Fever".]]
** "Now your child can visit Platform/{{Steam}}!"
** "I can't believe what's coming out of my kid's mouth!" ''[cue rainbow vomit]''
*** "You know who's responsible? Justin Biebler."
** "[[CaptainObvious The tree sloth is a sloth.]]" "I didn't know that!"
** "You'll get 12 issues of Zooks for $19.95! That's an astounding $40.95! Less than $1.75! Call 1-800 [[JumpScare JUSTIN BIEBLE]]-2988"
** ''[picture of a giraffe]'' "[[MemeticMutation Look at that horse.]]"
** "[[{{Bowdlerize}} Hey]] [[MemeticMutation son! Where'd you find this?]]"
** "Imagine, your very own brand new child in the mail every month. Month after month, child after child, children that even you may not know. These days, it's rare to find any children for such a small price. Call now to start your family today."
** "You'll even get this extra elephants issue [[BrickJoke as a gift!]]"
** The supercut of everyone mentioning the extra elephants issue, stickers, and Tiger poster.
** "[[TheStinger You are exciting, wonderful, amazing, incredible, fascinating, beautiful, fantastic, captivating, and stunning!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lds4iJVz7ZM GET OUT Gasoline Park]]
** After the [[ScrewedByTheLawyers original poop was claimed by the real park spoofed in the video]], this version removes all the references to the park by re-editing the footage further [[CensoredForComedy and obscuring all visual and audio references, arguably making the result funnier.]]
** The multiple shots of people hanging in mid-air mid-jump.
** "Welcome to Get. If you're under 18 years old, you must jump. No grandparents, uncles, aunts, parents, or legal guardians are accepted."
** "Remember! ''No running!''"
** "Empty your pockets!" (''[[StickEmUp cocks]] [[MoodWhiplash pistol]]'') "NOW."
** (Kid grunts like ''Platform/{{Roblox}}'' death sound) "Where's the restrooms? We gotta go to the bathroom quick!" "No restrooms."
** "Play TabletopGame/{{Risk}} at your own risk."
** "No hanging from the rim while playing basketball at your own risk." [[BrickJoke The gag is repeated later]] in the video when somebody else hangs from the rim while playing basketball at your own risk.
** "Get-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--"
** "Son of a gun! EEE EER Indoor Trampoline Park offers one kind of fun for one family! Rob Knowl's family!"
** "Get Egg is none of your business!"
** "EEE EER was founded in 2065 by offering a special area for everyone! But there's more to EEE EER than just trampolines." (''A woman falls off a rope ladder to comical crashing noises'') "We make it easy for families to have fundraisers, and also to Film/{{Get Out|2017}}!"
** "We want everyone to handle the food, supplies, and cleanup while we have fun."
** Overdubbing the Slack Line with [[VideoGame/{{ARMS}} voice clips from Spring Man]].
** "If you'd like to learn more about our parks, visit [=LearnMoreAboutOurParks.com=]" ([[CallBack seacaptaindate.com]]) "[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou We'll see ya soon,]] [[Creator/{{cs188}} CS.]]"
** "It is required that everyone watch this sational and informafety video. You must watch the entire video before you can [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment watch this video]]."
--->Well, that makes sense!
** "By taking part today, you assume the risk of death."
*** "Do not die."
** "Jumpers must remove their [[NakedPeopleAreFunny clothes]]."
** "Jumpers must remove their head, neck, or stomach before jumping."
** "Never use a trampoline."
** [[YouAreNotAlone "You're valuable."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpTbAFlec58 LEGO™ River™]]
** "A man has fallen in love!" "[=YeeeY=]!"
** Morshu's cameo.
-->'''Morshu:''' A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!\\
'''Narrator:''' [[HeyThatsMyLine HEY! That's my line!]]\\
'''Morshu:''' Sorry.
** (clip from ''WesternAnimation/LibertysKids'' of the Boston Tea Party) "Tea has fallen into the river in Boston city."
** "The new Rescue Collection from LEGO City [[OverlyLongGag has fallen into the river!]]"
** "A man has fallen into the HAY!"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbUaeZfc75A '80s Mercedes]]
** Changing the title into "Manipulating People into Buying Cars," for starters.
*** "Srars."
** "Let me add some thoughts." ''long {{beat}}'' "Now, let me add some words."
** "If the customer is bi, this leads to three-ways. Even if you're in the middle of the sales presentation."
*** "That's exactly what happens. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Trust me. Take the statement at face value, and assume that what I'm telling you is true.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMHvdLz0Jg TacTickle]]
** "Everybody has a son. But can your son block blinding glare? Defend you from attackers? Save your life in an emergency? Carry your phone, snacks and other essential gear? See the surface of the moon? Fit in your pocket? Light up the night super bright?"
*** "Nick Bolton can do things no ordinary son can do."
*** Nick's ''6,000-pound son'' (actually his dog) and its glitchy barking.
** "Everybody has a--"
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Larry The Cucumber]]:''' (singing) --Water buffalo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...[[Creator/NeilCicierega eeeeoooooo!]]
*** "Now that's what I call--something."
** "I'm--" "--Ron Pitts. And you're about to see some camera. This is--" "[=TacCamera=]. The body camera. The body camera! The cam- for the -ra! Orro."
** "Capture sharp, high definition images from ''Theatre/IntoTheWoods''; every magic moment!"
** "Millimemillimemillim--you need to get the [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOJ!]]"
** "Nick Bolton here with an exciting new addition to our gloves. Introducing: The Hands™!"
** "Nick Nolte here with our [[OurProductSucks weakest collection]]. We call it: [=The TacBat=]."
*** "The [=TacBat=] even lets you enjoy ''Film/DontBreathe''."
** Everything Nick Bolton says about the [=TacGlasses=]. Unfortunately, "even the best sunglasses can't prevent rain."
*** Creator/TerryCrews punches a cement slab for saying the glasses don't block blinding glare for 16 hours.
*** "Invisible objects suddenly become visible objects! So you can see objects by causing your pupils to give you vision! Literally!"
*** "You can step on them. You can step on me. And, yes, [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou I can step on you.]]"
** "Simply slide to adjust, slide it open and cut like dough, knead like dough, apply and--"
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheLorax2012 O'Hare]]:''' (singing) Let it die, let it die! Let it shrirsh!
*** [[Creator/BillyMays "You just cut like dough, simply knead to activate, apply and let]]-- ''(singing)'' Die, die...Die!"
*** "Or getting boiled in oil! Lio ni deliob!"
** Nick Bolton smashes his tactical flashlight between two cinder blocks with a sledgehammer...and it remains intact! Doubles as an awesome moment.
*** He does the same thing with a regular sledgehammer...[[EpicFail and the torch breaks]]...until the footage reverses, causing it to survive!
** The "many" colours of wallets...including brown.
** "So let's review, Men Mender can fix men, attach patches, patch attaches, attack men, patch holes and holes. There's just nothing!"
** TheStinger has Nick saying everyone has something such as a wallet, a pair of work gloves, a toolbox AND a tactical flashlight.
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Archibald]]:''' Stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing?! You can't say everyone's got a ''tactical flashlight'' when everyone does NOT have a ''tactical flashlight''! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY ''tactical flashlight''? Why don't I have a ''tactical flashlight''?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so. Just [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. BEING. SO.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis tactical]]''!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz-Kq8sHtEU Seeder Point]] is basically two poops in one, the first half being based on a commercial for Cedar Point and the second on an instructional video for park staff. Both halves are equally hilarious.
** "This ride starts off innocently enough, but before long, Cedar Point guests are head over heels for the full-service corkscrew! The first coaster in the world to turn riders on! No one stays dry on this thriller that soaks riders and spectators' pants alike. Guaranteed to get you off!"
** The way [[OurProductSucks they make the Gemini roller coaster sound like a miserable experience]], and encourage you to ride the Junior Gemini instead.
---> Looking for a great time? Junior Gemini is what you're looking for. Looking for a disaster? The Gemini is Cedar Point's most overwhelming experience. You're taken to the top, then hurt. The Junior Gemini roller coaster may not be as big as the real thing, but it's freaking sick. The real Gemini is too scary, like it was literally built by a demon. The Gemini will really make you feel out of control, but the six-mile-per-hour Junior Gemini is the coolest roller coaster!
** The Music/SteamPoweredGiraffe RunningGag throughout the video, where most animals are also steam powered:
*** "The band Steam Powered Giraffe sparkles on the stage of Cedar Point's Theatre Point Theaters. But that's not the end of the live musical entertainment; there's singing and dancing from Steam Powered Lion, Tiger, Ostrich, Bear, and even such musical stars as Steam Powered Shark, Eel, Sea Turtle, Penguin and Piranha to satisfy everyone's musical tastes."
*** "You can watch two different steam powered dolphins every day! Striker will delight you with their spectacular volleyball, and Brie jumps through the air like a steam powered bird!"
** "You can emulate Seeder Point [[note]][[OverlyLongGag The emulator is "Steam Powered Dolphin 5.0"]][[/note]]. It's easy to torrent the park, true to its name, but if you plan to do it, [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil my .44 magnum is inescapable]]. Time to be scared."
** "Exciting rides, challenging slides, live food, delicious games, water entertainment, and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment challenging challenges]].
** "After working a few weeks, you'll develop basic methods of live saving, such as CPR; that is, 'Caution Personal Ride', the A-B-C's; that is, 'Authorized Bone Choir', and the [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs A-B-C-P-R]]; that is, 'Always Bribe Children Please Remember.'"
** "So many children think, but this doesn't make them people."
** The instructor's LackOfEmpathy in this part:
---> [Someone trips while getting off the carousel and hurts her foot.]\\
'''Staff:''' Stupid lady!\\
'''Instructor:''' This is very funny.\\
[Someone tries getting off a bumper car, but gets hit by another car and flips over [[ToiletHumor while farting]].]\\
'''Instructor:''' This is serious. This is not funny. Disgusting.
** The T-B-T method (not "Throwback Thursday"):
---> Tears, Bribery, and Threats must be used: tears for yourself, bribery for your coworkers, and threats for your guests-s-s-s-s"
** "There are different types of extinguishers for different kinds of extinguishing: [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender water, earth, fire, and air. Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked.]]"
** "After working a few weeks, you'll develop trauma. If you've received personal trauma, repair yourself. Never rely upon any adult. Do not talk about it to any friends."
** And of course, TheStinger:
---> Every employee should constantly watch for [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazis]] during the day. They should not be allowed to participate. You should use [[FlippingTheBird the appropriate hand signals]] when dealing with guests who are unwelcome.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHQY9oBeyZQ Products™]] is a compilation of short pieces mocking nifty As Seen On TV [[TitleDrop products]].
** "If you love boiled eggs, but hate spoiled eggs, you need [[BreathlessNonSequitur iPod, a new kind of way to play music]]!"
*** "Simply add water, then cook in the Michaelwave! Next, simply add water, shake in the Eggpod, [[RuleOfThree add water]], and now you can easily [[VisualPun tweet eggs]] anytime!"
*** Of note, the tweet shown in the video is [[https://twitter.com/DaThings/status/1565002275252314113 a real tweet]] posted [[{{Foreshadowing}} a week before the YTP was uploaded]].
** "Dirty dirt...it hurty hurts! You need Perfect Pane, the perfect treatment that protects windows for up to twelve minutes guaranteed!"
*** "Actually, no, they're not protected at all! Because it's one hundred percent sucky!"
*** "Easy? [[BluntNo Nope.]]"
** "Whether you're stretching a pie, or downloading a pie, one size fits Saul! Which means you can start watching ''Series/BetterCallSaul''!"
*** "Butt weight, there's more!"
** "Don't try that with DALL•E!" ''(A bunch of failed AI-generated images of The New Drawer Lamp™ are dumped on the floor)''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ9s0Pr0sqY Goods™]]"
** "Remember that cool microscope you had as a kid?"
---> '''Kid:''' [[VideoGame/HotelMario No...]]
** "Car messy? [[YouNoTakeCandle You no have place put trash?]] You need the Carbage Can to make your life complete!"
** "Guaranteed to never leak all your family photos, just pay a separate fee."
** "..yours today for the special TV price of Free! Act now and you can get a second Carbage Can, just pay a second Free!"
** "Forever Wallet, the last yellow wallet."
** "Still using that old Forever Wallet? The one that sucks to the max? First, Forever Wallet eliminates your money, we mean it!"
** "So don't waste your time! Don't suffer nasty terrible ugly thin-skinned Forever Wallet when you could get flat! Or you can get dead. That's right, you could get dead or dying, and no one will believe you! And if you're still using your garbage Forever Wallet, don't delay, despair today!"
** "Goes from cart to car, and car to car, and cart to cart, and goes from kitchen into car, and car into [[RunningGag Carbage Can]]."
** "...or trips to the bees. That's right, bees! Disease! And [[CallBack Ar-bees!]]"
** "Who's keeping an eye on the babies? Now the answer can be [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Yuffie!]] She continuously captures babies and hides in ''WesternAnimation/{{Planes}}''."
** "How about those mischievous pets?" ("Dogs can be quite miss-che-vesh.") "No, Bluetooth! No, bad Bluetooth! Introducing Mike, the amazing new dog!"
** "Every step also features no-padding. Ding ding ding, [[OurProductSucks it's terrible]], and it's made with extra-turdy materials! Plus, you can feel gross inside about ordering, because a portion of each purchase will support 30 dog pounds!"
** "Simply put your dog's drugs under furniture, which makes it perfect for [[TheStoner addicts]]."
** "Introducing [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Boom Boom]], the amazing speaker! Imagine being able to enjoy commercials." ''[[CallBack (Thumbnails of past advertisement YTPs appear,]] including Goods™ itself)''
** "Here are the volume levels without [[Franchise/TheMuppets Beaker]]. Here are the levels when connected to Beaker, and now we lay Beaker on the Boom Boom! As you can hear and now see, the levels are now even!"
** "You could pay a hundred dollars for a Bluetooth speaker, or you can get a Boom Boom for just $99!"
** "You need the Peeler Leeler. It's tough enough for slicing Music/OneDirection. Or use it to shave!"
** "And watch this: ''[[Film/TheOthers2001 The Others!]]''"
** "You can even deliver coffee everywhere!" ("[[Creator/Cs188 Nice car!]]")
*** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E2122ShortFilmsAboutSpringfield Oh, ye Gods!]] Your car is ruined!" ("Great...")
*** "Whoa! Not again!" ("[[RuleOfThree Not so nice coffee.]]")
** "Because we know you could use a hand, here's a power outlet thing. It's strong and sturdy..." ("[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 BONK!]]") "...without leaving any [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo Scooby-Dooby]] residue behind!"
** The [[MemeticMutation Flat F*ck]] Hand Truck segment, which features a reference to the "Professional"/"Amateurish" running gag from "Hey Buddy, Nice Cards".
** "Push the dust around to easily reach ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fans that almost never get clean!"
** "Introducing Backseat Boom Zoom, the amazing gadget that puts [[JokeOfTheButt even more junk in your trunk!]]"
** "[[TheStinger Also, special thanks to the H!]]"
---> '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Squidward:]]''' [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E4NastyPattyIdiotBox Isn't there anything on that isn't a commercial?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Video YTP]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=RmiWh3MdnKk Some Screams Are At Cats]].
** "Get the [[CurseCutShort fuuUUUUUUUUuuf]]! Wow! [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JOOOOOOOOOOJ!]]"
** "DO IT, YOU [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames KING]], DO IT!!!" "Ok!"
** "Look at me! Look at me!" '''''[[BerserkButton DON'T STARE AT ME!!!!!]]'''''
** ''*cat sitting at computer, watching ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''*'' "WHAT THE [[SoundEffectBleep F***]] ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?!"
** "GET THE SUS!!! ''NUN!!!''"
** "YOU ARE A RAKE!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF PIZZA!!! AY! AYA! AYA! I'M GOING TO MY CLOSET!!! ''PEW!!!''"
** "The whole world knows who you are now, Nick!" '''''[[DrivenToSuicide "I'M GOING TO JUMP!!!!!"]]'''''
** "'''''Q!!!!!''''' DON'T STARE AT STAIRS!!!"
** "I'M GOING TO RAPE ME!!"
** [[TheStinger The ending]], with the Nike commercial.
*** "'''''JUST DO IT!!!!!'''''"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT2MWhUTycg "The Critic Critic Reviews The RooR"]]
** "[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner 'Hello, Nostalgia Critic! Well... This is it.' Worst. E-mail. Ever.]]"
** "Why am I downstairs, in the basement?" "Oh, Sssssssssssss." "Oh, okay."
** ''THE ROOR'' - Starring ''MOMMY WEAU''
-->'''Mommy Weau, as Johnny''': "The bank's a funny bank and they're using memes. [[RunningGag And memes used to be funny]]. [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir And I am Phillip Banks.]]"
** "And this is Denny's! You know that creepy guy who always looks at you funny at Subway? Yeah. He looks at you funny at Denny's apparently."
** "I'm not gonna question anything, but I am gonna play this music." (cue Nostalgia Critic's "Uh" to the tune of the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2'' theme)
** "He's a pork. He provides forks for you. And Darling, you can't provide pork for yourself."
** "And I'm dying." "You're not dying, Mom." "I'm dying." "You're not dying, Mom." [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason "I'm not dying." "You're dying, Mom."]]
*** "Johnny doesn't drink! I know he drinks, [[LogicBomb but he doesn't drink!]]"
** "Sus had better do sus [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames around here]]!"
** "Ohio!"
** [[RunningGag "Critic!" "AWAY WITH YOU!" *runs off crying*]]
** "THIS! IS AN X!" ''[an X flies into the screen]''
** "Let's go eat." "Oh, gee. Can we eat? I've never eaten before. Is there a restaurant somewhere around here?"
** "[[VisualPun YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!]]"
** "Meanwhile, sex."
** "VideoGame/TheSims, lol."
** "You're not my motherf*cking mother!"
** "Lisa loves you too. As a bean." (Cut to Denny with a bean for a head) "Wow."
** Replacing the "[[Website/ChannelAwesome ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com]]" watermark with "[=ThatGuyWithTheGlands.com=]" on occasion.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriKrrr3rCM "RadicalFaith360 Reviews the Doduo"]]
** "Super Turbo Sega Nintendo Genesis PC Graphics Engine 360"
** "Such as Minneapolis, New York, New Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Los York, [[ManipulativeEditing Lol York, Sos Angeles...]]"
** "You don't need... [[Creator/BillyMays a cabinet full of cleaners!]]"
** (''over a picture of a fashion model'') "This is the American model I'm showing you here. As you can see, it looks pretty slim and sexy, which is very nice. Furthermore..." (''picture zooms up to show the model has messed-up eyes'') "What the--" [test pattern]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAZzU71cHkk Morte Displays His Top Hat.]]
** This gem.
--> '''Morte''': "Brushmegod is from a person. WOAH. says" \\
* Displays an empty comment from a user named [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Person]]* \\
'''Morte''': "... The answer to that is yes."
** And the second one.
--> '''Stanley's comment''': "What is a man?" \\
'''Morte''': "The answer to that is [[NonAnswer yes.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V33E3w4Cd04 Jaunt Ron:]]
** "Mission briefing: '''[[DiscreditedMeme sus.]]'''" ([[StylisticSuck dathingsOne is back, guyz!]]) [''[[{{Nightcore}} A sped-up version of]] [[Music/AHa "Take on Me"]] [[{{Nightcore}} plays briefly over the text in curved brackets]]'']
** "Instead of simply saying yes and taking the money, he chose to be MORMON?! Har-de-har-har!"
** "Why would I try to escape real life by playing a game?" *look of realization*
** "Thanks for watching! If you want to stay up to date on WebVideo/JonTron, [[PaterFamilicide murder your wife and children!]]"
** "You actually have to play the game to [[ShapedLikeItself beat the game!]] '''Yeah, sounds random, right?'''"
** "Each obstacle makes an etching in my Etch-a-Sketch in my '''''soul'''''."
*** "[=LoL=]"
** "...which you use to buy a [[Creator/VinceOffer Shamwow]]! You have to let it soak in water for 5 minutes, but not more than 10, and then cry!" ''[cries]''
** "Step one: quit [[Creator/{{Cs188}} JoJ! And that means doing it all over again.]]"
--> '''[=cs188=]:''' [[Film/TheAvengers2012 I understood that reference.]]
** The whole [[Music/{{Eminem}} Lose Yourself]] bit.
---> Japanese spaghetti -- BLAOW
** "Maybe they're talking about the game The Game The Game... Game Game Game..."
*** "'''SHUT UP YOU DISH!?!'''"

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oiaix_yLt8Y Jaunt Ron Toot]], featuring [=JonTron=]!"
** "There's no [=JonTron=], [[MindScrew is there?]]"
** [[RunningGag "Hmmmmmmmm! Funny joke!"]]
** "The Christmas season is about [[ToiletHumor taking a doodie]]. ''[[UnusualEuphemism Yuletide log!]]''
** WA WA WA
** "Hello everybody, my name is WebVideo/{{Mar|kiplier}}[=-=]malade. And it's spelled M A R... malade. M'lady" *tips fedora*
** This:
-->'''Hannah''': May I ask, what book are you reading?
-->'''Reuben''': [[Film/TheRoom2003 Oh hai Hannah.]] Yes, it's a book about--
-->'''Hannah''': You read too many books, Reuben.
-->'''[[CallBack SICK BURN]]'''
** As well as this:
-->'''Hannah''': "Reuben, do you actually believe in the dictionary?"
-->'''Weirdly distorted image of Reuben''': "[[SensoryAbuse Yes, Hannah!]]"
-->'''Hannah:''' Reuben, you need to get a [[VisualPun Reuben]].
-->'''Reuben:''' No, Hannah.
** "You're a rhinocereconihrhi"-- (proceeds to beep out the Normal Boots jingle)
** The montage of [[TakeThatAudience babies]] laughing at sus jokes.
** "Insalutely Abspirational."
** Dathings herself is [[SelfDeprecation unimpressed with her own video]], and goes back to watching [[WebAnimation/KroboProductions Fesh Pince]] when it's over.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3eC7fQb33c Killin' Ooze with Computers, Computers, Computers, and more Computers]]:
-->This video is sposnored by [=MingleGingle=].tom
-->Use Promo Code HATEDOGS for your free 30-day free trall!
** [[Creator/CableNewsNetwork FAKE NEWS]] ([[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump sad!]])
*** [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} JERRY]] AND [[https://www.youtube.com/user/shotbyrog ROG]]
** "[[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty Dog Killah News]], hittin' a dog, killin' dogs, boi. Y'all, playa, hatin' on us, 'cause we hate dogs."
*** "Nihihith." "Siddle Dizz." "That's right, Jerry."
** "[[FakeAustralian Let's hear a word from our sponsor]]: Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, and Computers, Computers, More Computers, Computers, Computers.... ''[[VisualPun FO(U)R]]'' all your computers, computers, computers and more." "Come on down to [[OverlyLongGag Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers, Computers Computers, Computers, Computering Computers....]]"
** "Come on down, come on down, come on down, come on [[Series/ThePriceIsRight DOOOOO]][[ContinuityNod WWWWWNNNNN]]!"
** "Also, EVERYTHING!" *co-anchor spills coffee cup near his face, causing office supplies to spill all over him*
** "'And he flipped me the bird,' says [[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Bir]]-nie Sanders after rolling a tight dope split and keeping it real."
*** "I feel bad." ([[FreezeFrameBonus me irl]])
** "My wife used to be a house." (''begins crying'')
*** "[[RepeatCut I feel bad.]]"
** "We'll be right at back with this commercial break!"
** "[[AstonishinglyAppropriateInterruption Go to-]]" "[[Wrestling/RicFlair BED!]]"
*** "Go to [=MingleGingle.com=] so you can find your man..."
*** "Hi. My name is Tom, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and I'm Tom.]] Go to [=MingleGingle=].[[RuleOfThree tom]] for your Free 30-day [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Free]] Trall."
** "Now back to more [[BrickJoke killin' a dog.]]" (''cue TRIGGERED PETA'')
** "[[FountainOfMemes What time is it?]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank IT'S TIME TO]] [[Anime/YuGiOh D-D-D-D-D-D-D]] [[Creator/ShiaLaBeouf DO IT, MAEM!!]]"
** "Hello-olleh, Welcome to the Snooze. I'm Jerry." "[[BrickJoke That's right, Jerry.]]"
** "Fuuf with the weather!"
*** "Yo son, 'sup? There's hella sunshine out there, boy!" "[[WebVideo/{{Arlo}} I'm done. I'm just... I'm done.]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7X_7jZLByQ See Captain Date Men All Day]]
** "When you're on a boat full of men all day, [[CaptainObvious let's just say you don't get any women."]]
** "Every now and then, I kind of daydream about women in a bottle." *Cue ''Series/IDreamOfJeannie'' opening*
** "I kinda daydream about sinning..." *screen turns red to distorted music*
** "I'm Captain [[TwoFirstNames Jacob]] [[{{Spoonerism}} Calebson]], but my mother calls me 'the big joke'." *frustrated sigh*
** "My mistress [[ParentalIncest may be my mother]], but the thing is, when you're on a boat full of men all day, let's just say you don't get a chance to meet that many women."
*** "I LOVE MOM!"
** "Plus, I still have to deal with that divorce." "What? You're married?" "Uh, technically, to my mother..." "What!?!"
** [[VisualPun "We got Taco 81 here..."]]
** "[[RunningGag When you're on a boat full of men all day]], let's just say you don't [[Series/CSIMiami fall three stories, get up, and run away.]]"
** "Why settle for a man when you can have a boat?"
** Certain Pain- go to [[CallBack www.MingleGingle.com]]
** "Snacks?"
** "Every now and then, I kind of daydream about men all day..."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv3hA9N5SS0 YTP Vimes by Dathings1]]
** "[[MemeticMutation Deez Nuts!]]" "[[WebVideo/FilthyFrank Oh! Oh! That was a good prank!]]"
** "I just came to say-- [[WebVideo/GameGrumps HELLO!"]]
** "[[Music/TheKillers While everyone's lost, the battle has won with all-]]" "Deez Nuts! HA-A-A-A-A!"
*** "Don't you put me on the [[VisualPun back burner]]... OHHHHHHHH!"
-->'''Creator/GordonRamsay:''' That's the kind of noise you want to hear in the pan every time.
** "[[Music/CeeLoGreen I see you driving 'round town with a girl I know]], and I'm like, '[[ShoutOut Nice]] [[Creator/Cs188 car]].'"
** "[[Music/TheLonelyIsland Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a]]-- [[CallBack boat full of men all day...]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans My name's Tyrone!]]" "I'm Uniqua." "I'm Tasha." "[[Theatre/LesMiserables AND I'M]] [[CallBack JAVERT!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Are ya ready, kids?]]" "Aye-aye, captain!" "I can't hear you!"
-->'''Music/NickiMinaj:''' I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I!
** The running storyline of Creator/JackBlack trying and failing to find an octagon.
** The running joke with the ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'' zebra holding up a stop sign during various clips.
*** Both above jokes culminate in a BrickJoke.
** "[[WesternAnimation/BluesClues Blue's skidoo.]] [[MondegreenGag We can't.]]" ''(cue depressing music)''
** "Doctor, doctor, [[VideoGame/PumkinLand give me the juice.]] I got a... [[Franchise/{{Batman}} BATCAVE!]]"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheNutshack IT'S]] [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation SHAQ.]] IT'S SHAQ."
** "[[Music/LilJon GET OUTTA]] [[YourMom YER MOM!]]" *[[VisualPun shows clip of a midwife delivering a child]]* "GET OUTTA YER MOM!"
** "WHY ARE YOU SOUP?!"
** "[[Music/{{AWOLNATION}} SAM!]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbDXQge7VQM Why I felt Shosh]]
** "I'm bi." thank you.
** "''Help... meeeeee...''"
** "It started as a website for memes and a few years later, [=SmomS=] became a school."
** "Before [=SmomS=] was a brand owned by a company owned by a brand owned by a company owned by a brand, as deemed by the company..."
** "I'm feeling [=SooS=] '''''[[VoiceOfTheLegion scared]]''''', but also '''''excited'''''."
** "I'm really sad that it really didn't matter." (''screen turns gray, ukulele music plays as a tear forms below his eye'')
** (''deep breath'') "Die."
*** your so dead to me. e.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBvtq2gjx10 Let's Words!]]
** The {{running gag}} of the "Cleartalk Mastery" logo having the words changed.
** "These week's cult words are in VR" (''puts on VR headset, cut to gameplay of ''VideoGame/HalfLifeAlyx''. The player waves their hand under a Barnacle tongue and gets killed'') "[[VideoGame/CallOfDutyAdvancedWarfare F]]"
** Dr Antonia Johnson suddenly looking like Morpheus from ''Film/TheMatrix'', offering the viewer a [[RedPillBluePill red pill and blue pill]].
** (''picture of [[Anime/UzakiChanWantsToHangOut Hana Uzaki]]'') [[TakeThat "Not hot"]]
** [[TitleDrop "Let's words!"]]
** A watermark appearing over the ''Anime/AzumangaDaioh'' segment reading "[[TakeThat Weeb Crap]] From 2002"
** "You say it." ([[Creator/{{Cs188}} joj]]) "Some people say ''joooj'', some people say ''jaj'', some people [[ShoutOut do it all over again.]]"
** "Now, [[VisualPun put the bulls together]]"
** "Could you do me a favor? Click on the subscribe button, leave a comment, and lettuce"
** At one point the Cleartalk Mastery logo reads "[[LampshadeHanging Edited Logo]]"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOwkylDj8-Q "The Needle Deedle"]]
** Hi, everyone, Antano here, Creator/NeilCicierega's busiest music fan, and it is time for [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Memetic Memes]].
** Writer, arter, artist, multist, multiinstrumentist, producer, animatist, puppet, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick puppet seducer]]... [[VisualPun I've covered his stuff on this channel quite a bit]].
** [[RunningGag Not nice!]]
** Even Music/TheVillagePeople's "Wow! D.M.C.A." over pieces of ''Film/TheSoundOfMusic''...
--->"It's fun to stay in the Y.M.C.A. (Hills are alive...)"
*** So, about halfway through the record, hearing Music/AHa's "Stacy's Mom" over the instrumental from Music/{{Pixies}}' "Where is My Mom," is [[CallBack Jen]].
** Compellodies.
---> Hilarious. Genuinely the first ha-ha moment on the video.
** And it's time for a review of this new avalanche. [video footage of Film/{{Avalanche}}]
*** I'm feeling a light to decent 8 on this thing. I'm not really sure what else to say about this; I will always love avalanches... forever.
** The new Willey Hayliams album, ''WesternAnimation/PeppaPig for Armor''.
** An attempt to keep up with fellow kiwi Music/{{Lorde}}, who blew up.
---> '''Lorde:''' Don't you think that it's [BOOM]\\
'''Anthony:''' Lorde!
** [[Music/MyChemicalRomance When I was... my father...]]
** I'm ready to live side-by-side with [=SpongeBob=] [=SquarethonyPantano=] here.
** [on Tinder] I wasn't all that crazy about the singles, the teasers, and the geezers...
** [[TheStinger It's time for a review of]] ''Sweews''. I'm definitely feeling like a [[SelfDeprecation strong Zero]].
*** Not nice!

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP3robOYIKY Blue on the Other]]
** The opening question that leads off the philosophical discussion:
---> '''Abigail''': What are cars?
** "Bodification Work" is promised as a future episode of the show.
** Earth 2, if you've never heard of it, is like Earth 1, but it's even.
** There's a BrickJoke involving "Greg from Earth-2", the mammal with the (broadly) cool car.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eImRMxLmZHE What Sarah Said]]
** WebVideo/SarahZ is apparently a [[ImAHumanitarian cannibal]] or at least was one when she was thirteen.
--->'''Sarah''': I just remember being a thirteen-year-old, I would consume teen after teen, and just absolutely devour the world and the government and my parents and school and even the f*ckin' Lorax, in total I ate tens of millions of people...well, most people. Not my co-writer Emily. Nevertheless, it was great. I just couldn't get enough...well, you get the gist. Who needs sandwiches when you have cannibalism?
** [[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss]] is a CatGirl, who volunteers to fight her little sisters to the death in a competition called the HUUUUU GAAAA.
** Sarah Z herself [[ApprovalOfGod actually commented on the video]], declaring it "Just as delicious as all the people I've eaten". Her co-writer Emily also commented, expressing relief that she wasn't eaten as well.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR_wSPcfhRU Dollip Eats-a the Prizza]]
** Dollip and Pizza celebrate their two-year anniversary of holding hams.
** After a barrage of Dollip making sus jokes:
--->'''Dollip 2''': Like from ''VideoGame/AmongUs''?
--->'''Dollip''': What?! No! Like from [=YouTube=] Poops!
--->''(silence, then the game's red astronaut is dragged on-screen)''
--->'''Dollip:''' ELLIE, NO!!
** [[Series/LazyTown Robbie Rotten's]] cameo.
--->'''Dollip''': Robbie, you better explain yourself! Explain yourself, Robbie!
--->'''Robbie:''' [[WebAnimation/JimmyNeutronHappyFamilyHappyHour The pizza is aggressive]].
--->'''Dollip:''' ''(laughs)'' I know, they're so aggressive!
** The animated segment with Dollip's cat Aubergine. [[ActingForTwo Also voiced by Dollip]].
--->'''Aubergine:''' Hellooo, pizza!'''
--->'''Dollip:''' Alright, here, let's get in the car.
--->''(Dollip makes car noises)''
--->'''Dollip:''' Enjoy.
--->''(beat)''
--->'''Aubergine:''' Is this cat food?
--->'''Dollip:''' No, it's... pizza...
--->'''Aubergine:''' I can't decide if I wanna eat a pizza or not.
--->'''Dollip:''' Why?!
--->'''Aubergine:''' I just ate!
--->'''Dollip:''' WHAT?! I just brought you to the pizza!
--->'''Aubergine:''' I don't want that.
--->'''Dollip:''' Ugh, my god... just eat the pizza.
--->''(Dollip dances as Aubergine eats)''
--->'''Dollip:''' [[MisspellingOutLoud P-A-Z-I-Z-P-A]]...
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xItXoj-o1ok Nintedno Weak & The Narsty Narwhal]]
** In a FreezeFrameBonus, one of the articles in the sidebar of the one the sea captain brings up to prove to [[Advertising/NintendoWeek Alison and Gary(rary)]] that his crew is "resting comfortably" is titled: "[[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Hill Entirely Devoid of Strawberries Following Burglary, Swedish Suspect Still at Large]]".
** "Here be yer assignments: First, die. Then, die. Then, dive into the ocean blue. [[OverlyLongGag Then]], explore the game ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' from the Nintendo DSI Virtual Console service. Then, DEATH!! Finally, [[ToiletHumor swallow me wee]].
--->'''Alison''': GREAT! I love water sports!
** "I'm promoting you from navigator to Ali-gator!"
** "C'mon down here, mates, and I'll spin ye GREAT!" (''cut to Alison and Garyrary being spun around in a way that's presumably GREAT'')
** Later, the three discuss their favorite Nintendo DS games, such as the ''NARWHOORAHARWOWAN'' series, ''Games Classics Express Clubhouse Card'' (where one can play [[Creator/JackBlack jackblack]] and Five-Card Draw), ''Clubhouse Games Exprerps: Jack Black Strategy Pack'' (with Hearts and Five-Card Draw), ''Clubhouse Games Exprerps: Jategy Blategy Pategy Strack'' (with jackblackgammon and Five-Card Draw), and the ever-popular ''[[CallBack Mammoth]] Revolution Express'' series. "Boy, oh boy!"
** "Look! There's pot!" "Wow, you're high!"
** The ''VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosWii'' segment of the video, which [[MindScrew completely]] ''[[MindScrew defies]]'' [[MindScrew description]]. The icing on the cake is [[FlatWhat everyone's stunned reactions afterward]] before Alison and Garyrary promptly decide that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere it's time to leave]].
--->'''Bowser''': Welcome home, Master Mario--\\
'''Mario''': [[WordSaladHumor Discontinue!]] ''(Mario walks downstairs, whereupon he is greeted by a rotund Rosalina plushie...)''\\
'''Rosalina''': [[Memes/Morbius2022 It's morbin' time!]] ''(Unlike the other Mario characters, her subtitles are made up almost entirely of [[{{Wingdinglish}} arrows]] and don't even match what she's saying)''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqUHXBs2VeA Jenson's Impact]] (a poop of ''WebVideo/{{Defunctland}}'')
** After describing the two pairs [[{{Spoonerism}} Ert and Bernie, as well as Statdorf and Waltler]] by saying "The two of them had actually been gay", Kevin [[RuleOfThree brings up a third pair]], Abe Lincoln and Jesus, and says "Look, I can't think of another way to say this: [[CastFullOfGay a lot of the Muppets were gay]]."
** "Jenson's response was simply: ''[='=]Series/SesameStreet''? More like ''Stress-a-Me Street''. It was literally ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''.'"
** "There were a few programs directed by children, such as ''Captain Violence''. While the entertainment aspects of these programs were great, the [[VisualPun executional aspects]] ''[video shows the scene of Ned Stark's beheading in'' Series/GameOfThrones''.]'' were lacking. But shows such as this had brought upon a national debate as to the negative effects violence could be having on the children. Jenson's response was simply: "[[BloodKnight I love war.]]" The rejection of violence resulted in Jenson creating something far superior: Jenson would title it ''The Sequel to Violence''."
** "But some bad news: Jenson had died, immediately after getting swallowed alive or blown up. It is nearly impossible to tell which."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMi4o7LBoE In Recognition of Mr. Judge]]
** "He's a two-time Emmy winner, a two-time Academy Award winner, and a two-time Game Award winner. Please join me in welcoming...Two-Time Tony!" ''*Dunkaccino theme plays as Al Pacino walks onstage*''
--> ''*Al Pacino's nameplate reads: "TWO-TIME TONY, [[Franchise/OnePiece ONE-TIME CHOPPER]]"''*
** "Video games! ...Ha ha ha! [[HypocriticalHumor Don't play 'em!]]"
** Three of "The nominees for the best knees" are various aliases of Chad Warden.
** "I have to thank my mamamamamam...even though it looked like I'd never amount to anything."
** "I have to thank Al Pacino, who just hugged me and just held me! He didn't think I would do it, but [[HoYay the tickle theory actually worked!]]"
** "I have to thank my money. Boy howdy, am I rich!"
** "And then (Sony Santa) said words that I will never forget...'Ho ho ho, ya douchebag!' ...Sus!" ''*raucous applause*''
** "I got to twerk for you and with you. [[LeaveTheCameraRunning If I had known it was on video, I might not have.]]"
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uCBgdvSTo8 Dolsin' Ideas]]"
** "I have a date as soon as the video goes live. So just know that I'm skipping to the part where [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank ignites and explodes.]]"
** "The unfortunate reality is that [[Advertising/WilkinsCoffee Wilkins and Wontkins]] are publicly collaborators and enablers of the flat Earth movement."
---> '''Wilkins:''' You think the Earth is flat?
---> '''Wontkins:''' Not to me, it isn't!
---> ''[Wilkins sprays water at Wontkins]''
---> '''Wilkins:''' People like that NEED brainwashing!
** "[[TalkLikeAPirate Yar har har!]] The [[{{Portmanteau}} Flearth]] is in my own backyard!"
** "It's largely persuading idiots by going out to the shore of [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Lake Wonka.]]"
** "You could eat chicken nuggets. [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour]] chicken nuggets. And it's something I find deeply fascinating."
** "It's popular with the kind people who write [[CargoShip Jamie Oliver x chicken nugget fanfiction]]."
** "Obviously, Lake Minnewanka, a few minutes outside [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Lake Wonka]], a few hundred minutes outside Lake Minnesota, a few thousand minutes outside [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Lake Wawanakwa]]."
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5BDtMybBA Speedfolded]]"
** "Sss... [[CommonHTTPStatusCode 404.]]"
** "But then, we arrive in 2027, when the main character of ''Super Mario 64'' arrives onto the scene. Meet [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Bubs]]."
** "Bubzia had seen players like r[=UnnerGuy24601=] and [=3Dprism=] play games before. How is this possible? He's blindfolded. Here's Creator/{{Howie|Mandel}}."
** "And now a word from this video's sponsor: Money. Money can help. [[WordSaladHumor Money finance bills money charges spending money customers dollars purse dollars money free premium money budgets.]] I think money is great!"
** "And now a word from WebVideo/{{Jerma|985}}."
---> '''Jerma:''' Alcohol.
** "Oh, and Dire Dire Docks. It's quite similar to [[UsefulNotes/MozillaFirefox Fire Fire Fox]]."
** "They realized it would be faster to skip Cool Cool Mountain entirely. Cool Cool Mountain was now [[TakeThat Womp Womp Not-Good-Enough Mountain]]."
** [[Music/BowlingForSoup "Mario hit the wall, he never had it all"]]
** "It was all over, allowing for fluid movement that looked like [[{{Portmanteau}} fluvement]] that looked like a VisualNovel, allowing for fluid all over the screen."
** Bubzia's accomplishments were AllForNothing, since they were always canceled out by [=AntiBubzia=], another player on the other world, doing the exact same thing backwards.
---> '''Bubzia:''' I'm not happy, man. I'm not happy at all.
** "He lowered his P.B. to right behind Bubs and then counted Mario's foots." (One... Two... Three!)
** "Bubzia felt that he had to commit to Music/LLCoolJ, but he didn't."
---> '''Bubzia:''' Balloon!
** "The run did have its slow moments."
*** "The run did have its slow-mo moments."
*** "The run did have its slow [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Momo]] moments."
*** "The run did have its slowments."
** [[ToiletHumor "And the worst part was when he started poopin' in Dire Dire Dire Dire Docks. [...] His Dire Dire Diarrhea continued through the game.]] [...] Hehehe, funny. It was so funny, that he couldn't help but merge without looking."
** "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy And now a video from inside this video.]]"
*** "Dude, those animals are sofas, and they make me wanna drive!"
** [[TheStinger Right at the very end:]] "For a behind-the-scenes look at my behind, as well as lewd story lines that I couldn't include... ''[[VideoGame/{{Slender}} collect my pages.]]''"
[[/folder]]

** "Help."

---> Bubzia: "I'm not happy, man. I'm not happy at all."