- Ryuk: That hat looks really stupid on you.Light: Shut up. I'm trying to look nonchalant.Ryuk: Nonchalant equals knit cap?Light: I thought it'd make me look less like a criminal.Ryuk: You thought wrong.Light: Shh. I'm leaning.
A Death Note Abridged Series by StackedSugarCubes
Currently five episodes long—with one special Halloween episode.
This work contains examples of:
- Ask a Stupid Question...:L: If I wanted to hear stupid questions from stupid people I'd call on Matsuda.
- Captain Obvious: "This gun is for shooting people!"
- Comically Missing the Point:L: Matsuda, your stupidity never ceases to amaze me.Matsuda: I got a compliment!
- Contemplate Our Navels:Light: Would this make me a murderer? Why, yes, yes it would.
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L: I do exist unless you want to get into all that Existentialist stuff, which I don't. -
Cross-Dressing Voices: L, Matsuda, and the bus-jacker are done by a girl, and Sayu is done by a guy. - A Darker Me: "check out my MySpace page and BOOM internet shrines to me!"
- Did I Just Say That Out Loud?:L: You're saying this out loud... and it's turning me on.
- Double Standard: Rape, Male on Male: "He died as he lived- on his knees in the men's room."
- Green Aesop: "Time to return you to your natural habitat."
- "What a waste of paper! He'd be just as dead if you write it small!"
- "I'll pick it up; I love helping our mother Earth!"
- "What a waste of paper! He'd be just as dead if you write it small!"
- Hypocritical Humor: "Good call. I was getting a serial killer vibe off of that guy."
- I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!: "Are we making meth?"
- I Want Grandkids: Ryuk, bafflingly enough, wants them from Light.
- Karma Houdini: "You're telling me I can kill as many people as I want and I won't go to hell?"
- The Killer in Me: "I guess that does explain why I keep waking up with my hands covered in blood."
- Leitmotif: "Maxwell's Silver Hammer."
- Moral Myopia:Ryuk: If you do that, you'll be the only bastard left.Light: Yep!
- Shout-Out: Light kills Frankenstein's monster. Also "Now do you know the first rule of Fight Club?" "Those files are in another castle..." and "Nietzsche was right! To understand humanity morality must be broken down!" "I'm afraid I can’t do that Dave."
- Small Name, Big Ego: L "this is clearly a direct challenge to me because he knows how AWESOME I am."
- Stay in the Kitchen: Raye (to Naomi) "You need to go in the kitchen and make my babies!"
- Strange Minds Think Alike:Light: L will start to sweat... and then he'll have to take a shower...
- Summation Gathering: "Someone in this very room is the murderer!"
- Take That!: "The Green Movement was a fad!"
- Transparent Closet: Light "I told you, I'm not gay!"Ryuk: A date? With a girl? How out of character!
- Yank the Dog's Chain: "Now feel free to live out the rest of your life in peace with your family... PSYCH!!!"
- You're Insane!: "You're a crazy person."
