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Forged in Hellfire, cooled in Holy Water, beaten into shape with a warrior-angel that was captured and enslaved by The Legions of Hell, Trope Co.® has one doozy of an Ancient Artifact™ to give you!
Hi. Louis Cypher here, Head Manager of the Chaotic Evil Division at Trope Co.®, and I'm here to introduce you to this astounding product!
Born of Heaven and Hell, the Trope Co.® Unholy Holy Sword™ is the ideal killing-tool for any Divinely Appearing Demons off to conquer mortals and corrupt the hearts of men in the guise of saving them. Every great hero would want this bad boy, thinking it's an Artifact of Hope™ when really it's an Artifact of Doom™ that will eat their souls and possess them the moment they touch it. Hilarious, right?
