Through me you enter into the city of woes
Through me you enter into eternal pain,
Through me you enter the population of loss.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here... without keeping the receipts
From the company that brought you Fire And Brimstone Hell™ and Bonus Level of Heaven™, Trope Co.® brings you to Planet Heck™!
Using the Trope Co.® Sorting Algorithm of Threatening Geography, we've provided you with the ultimate evil in the form of a Nintendo Hard landscape of fire, skeletons, and Big Red Devils. Do Bottomless Pits frighten you in your platformer? Welcome to the ultimate Bottomless Pit!
For only your soul to be used as collateral, you can fight Satan as the Final Boss and potentially destroy all evil for good!
Our Demons Are Different™ sold separately.
