For a limited time only, buy a bundle-pack of Harping on About Harpies™ and have a harpy for every day of the week!
Is your Fantasy/Science Fiction/Horror/Paranormal Romance fictional world in desperate need of some sex appeal? Has your local Walmart run out of Gorgeous Gorgons and you are in need for a fresh new substitute? Are you fishing for a new slur to call a woman when "shrew" has lost its bite?
Introducing Trope Co.®'s newest monster in our line of Our Monsters Are Different™ products, it's Harping on About Harpies™!
- Harpy Classic: For all of you new to our products, Harpy Classic has all of your basic obstacled needs. With one installment of Harpy Classic™, you can be the proud owner of unstable weather, insanitary environments, all-around corruption of the soul and the most perfect set of naturally occurring female breasts you could ever want!
- Tulevieja: Is Harpy Classic™ not nightmarish enough for you? Are you into old ladies and necrophilia? Then try Tulevieja™! Bred in the heat of Costa Rica and Panama, this sin against nature can hunt in the thick jungles of Central America and is incredibly strong!
- Alkonost: Goddesses of Storms and benevolent beauties, these Slavic cousins of Harpy Classic™ are known for their lovely singing voices and the ability to heal with their magic feathers! Ever wanted to know what Heaven was like? She would know and is eager to tell you only for ten-easy installments of $399.99!
- Harpy Lady: Sexy, powerful and dangerous, these Egyptian spirits are the perfect companions for nightly escapades. Cyber Shield™ and Rose Whip™ not included.
- Corvian: Imported from the Painted World galleries of Anor Londo, these former humans sacrificed their humanity to become bird monsters in the name of the Goddess of Vengeance. They have many stories to tell, many curses and blessings to share, many secrets begging not to be secret anymore and all of them can be yours!
Trope Co.® is in no way responsible for any and all casualties or property damage by Harping on About Harpies™. All instances of Harping on About Harpies™ need constant feeding or else starve. Do not perform any sexual acts with Harping on About Harpies™ or erotic cannibalism may ensue.
