Are you the preacher of a budding religion in need of Mooks for your pantheon? Is evil loose on the world in a way that no normal armies can defend against? Is your Celestial Bureaucracy under-staffed?
From the makers of God™, Satan™ and Cosmic Horror™ comes a new line of mythical beings from the Trope Co.® Our Monsters Are Different Series. Introducing Trope Co.'s® Our Angels Are Different™!
Our Angels Are Different™ come in a variety of variations for a diverse collection.
- Angel-Classic: Our most popular brand. These angels come in a Winged Humanoid form that more than soothe the soul and is easy on the eyes. Angel-Classic™ can sing hyms, deliver messages, protect your property, smite evil and even mindlessly feed you praise! All things are possible with the power of prayer and Angel-Classic™ is there to provide!
- Angelic Abominations: Is Angel-Classic not enough? You want the old-school, Old Testament kind of angels to put the fear of God into your flock? Our Angelic Abominations™ can most certainly strike them down with abject terror. Have your multi-winged, multi-eyed horrors from the center of raw creation carry out your will.
- Angelic Aliens: Is God dead and rotting? Well stop looking in the clouds and look further into the expanding universe with Angelic Aliens™. Whether they are Energy Beings or just stupefyingly sexy, these Angelic Aliens™ are the perfect Always Lawful Good race for your Science Fiction setting.
- Celestial Paragons and Archangels: The Armies of Heaven need their leading generals and for a limited time only, Trope Co.® can provide you with the entire Celestial Paragons and Archangels™ set for only a fraction of the price. Archangel Michael, Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Raphael, Archangel Uriel, and even a pre-fallen Archangel Lucifer. Collect 'em all and rule on high!
Trope Co.™ is not to be held responsible for any and all rebellions that are to happen should you misuse Trope Co.'s® Our Angels Are Different™. Should any angel become fallen, all purchased warranties shall be rendered invalid. Should any "Nephylim" or "Wrath of God" scenario be carried out by Our Angels Are Different™, please follow all of the steps layed out in your Our Angels Are Different™ product-manual for instructions on how to cancel and reboot Our Angels Are Different™.
Heaven™ not included.
