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Trope Co.® cannot guarantee that the Gag Penis™ will make you more attractive to either sex. Side-effects may include cramping, itching, burning, priapism, anemia and unwanted sexual advances. Please do not refer to either sex as "hoes", as that is actually very demeaning.
