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Feeling... inadequate? Is your credit score too low to buy yourself a new car to compensate? Does your record bar you from getting [[TropeCo/PhallicWeapon large guns]]?

Let's face it, your feelings of inadequacy is because you have a TeenyWeenie. Don't deny it. You clicked on the ad and now you're on this page.

Well stop worrying about losing your girlfriend because of your ridiculously minuscule man-meat and get a GagPenis™!

With the TropeCo/TropeCo® GagPenis™, you can immaculate your bros and all the hoes will be giddy at the thought of riding your totem pole.

[-TropeCo/TropeCo® cannot guarantee that the GagPenis™ will make you more attractive to either sex. Side-effects may include cramping, itching, burning, priapism, anemia and unwanted sexual advances. Please do not refer to either sex as "hoes", as that is actually very demeaning.-]

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