Tired of losing in battles against your sworn enemies? Are guns and The Power of Rock just not cutting it? Have you always wished you had a better weapon? Help is on the way!
Introducing the Trope Co.® Cool Sword™!
With the Cool Sword™, your adversaries will never bother you again! Evil monsters and demons? Gone! Vile villains? Gone! The Cool Sword™ can do anything! It can even slice potatoes razor-thin, and makes cutting food & vegetables a breeze! Don't wait, order the Cool Sword™ now!
Trope Co.® and the Cool Sword™'s designer Boar the Fighter are not responsible for any and all injuries or fatalities that may result from improper usage of the Cool Sword™.
