Is adulting exhausting? Is Tea™ too classy and British for your pancakes and bacon? Are you struggling to metabolize last night's dinner, leaving you a tired shell unable to live up to your potential?
Try Coffee™!
With Coffee™, dark mornings become sunny days, cold winters become cozy nights in, and only mildly irritating children become caffeine-addicted monsters followed by whining and tummy-aches.
Have it with hot water, hot milk, chocolate milk, grocery store creamer, even a scoop of vanilla ice cream!
