Feeling underwhelmed by the Cool Sword you either pulled from the stone or crafted from the resources you worked so hard to find? Are you looking to scare your enemies shitless with a sword that goes one step beyond? Well you're in luck, because we have just the thing for that!
Thanks to Trope Co.®, you can go one step beyond a Cool Sword™ and get yourself a BFS™, the melee counterpart to a BFG™! Strike fear into the hearts of nameless Mooks and send your enemies scurrying to the blacksmith to fix their puny blades after they've taken a walloping from your own! And with enough practice (and exercise), you could even wield it solely with one hand to make yourself look like even more of a stone-cold badass than before.
But that's not all! The BFS™ is a multi-purpose tool that can go far beyond being a mere weapon! Need to cut down a tree for wood? Just use your BFS™ instead of an axe! Boulder blocking your way? Clear the path with one clean sweep from your BFS™! Need to calm a fight between two belligerents? Strap the BFS™ to your back and reach for it to show that the party's over!
And for those of you who are planning on going on a globe-trotting adventure where you kill God with The Power of Friendship, we are offering a 50% discount along with an extended warranty should your BFS™ be destroyed while you kill GodDisclaimer And if your arch-rival also happens to be carrying a Trope Co.® BFS™, then both of you get a lifetime warranty in case if one of you destroys the other's sword or if you do it mutually, because nothing says brand power like having both heroes and villains using your own product!
