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Pyke

Pyke, Godly Sufferer of Nautical Insanity (The Bloodharbor Ripper, Fish-Man Pyke (by Braum), The Ripper, The Drowned Man)

• Intermediate God, formerly a Quasideity before being swallowed by the Jaull-Fish
• House: Types of Madness
• Symbol: His bone skewer piercing a long list with many names on it
• Theme: Pyke, The Bloodharbor Ripper
• Alignment: Chaotic Evil, formerly True Neutral. Chaotic Neutral when freed from the Jaull’s influence
• Portfolio: Driven Insane By The Monsters Of The Ocean, Murders Anyone On His List, Quite Joking If You Aren’t A Target, Themed Around Sharks, Always Wears A Bandana, A Bloodthirsty Black Man, Out To Kill All Who Let Him Drown, A Ghost Driven By Revenge, The Jaull Manipulates His Memory To Achieve Its Own Goals, Has A Very Long List Of People Who Watched Him Drown, Minor Control Over Water
• Domains: Insanity, The Ocean, Monster Hunting, Harpoons, Murder
• Allies: The Salmonoids, The Champions of Runeterra (especially Ahri, Illaoi, and Yasuo), The Kraken, Rahab, Bruce, The Kraeken, Luthor Harkon, Lagiacrus and Ceadeus, Monstro, Octogeddon
• Enemies: The Benevolent One Piece Deities, Percy Jackson, The Wolf, Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, Jack Sparrow, The Benevolent Splatoon Deities, Risky Boots, The Ghostbusters
• Interests: Hody Jones, Cthulu
• Interested In: Jonah
• Pitied By: The King of Armello, Sylas, Sissel, Yan Vismok
• Worthy Opponent: Popeye the Sailor Man
• Odd Friendship With: The Spy
• Once the best harpooner working on Bilgewater’s slaughter docks, Pyke’s life was full of constantly hunting monsters in search of more and more pay. On one fateful expedition, he and the crew of the ship he was working encountered the legendary jaull-fish, renowned for its rarity and high price. After jumping into the creature’s jaws in an attempt to kill it, the fish’s pod mates began to crash against the ship, causing the captain to panic and cut Pyke’s lifeline, sending him to the depths. Instead of dying, Pyke woke up in the beast’s mouth, surrounded by ancient voices that crushed his mind with visions of the people who took advantage of him. Now with a newfound sense of revenge and controlled by mysterious beings, he goes on a spree, murdering captains, then first mates, then practically everyone related to the slaughter docks. Striking fear into the very heart of the monster-hunting city, he carves through his list with no intent on stopping.
• The Hall of Piracy was in an uproar. Captains began turning up dead, their corpses strung up by morning, with the few witnesses speaking of a masked man who asked if they were a captain and brutally cutting them down when they confirmed it. Soon, more people began dying; cooks, repairmen, and even the occasional fencer of stolen goods were being murdered in gruesome ways. Shortly after, authorities began looking into the killings, and found out the identity of the murderer: a mysterious revenant named Pyke. Arresting him, they soon found out that he had been ascended as Godly Sufferer of Nautical Insanity by the mysterious beings that control him. Reluctantly let go, Pyke is now eager to cross out any new names on his list.
• Being controlled by sea monsters, Pyke has found many allies in the Pantheon’s many aquatic creatures:
  • The Salmonoids are one of Pyke’s closest allies, as they both share an Ax-Crazy nature and a desire to destroy. He’s quite amused by the irony in their usage of cookware and being mutated salmon and is impressed with their being undeterred in the face of death, and he sometimes joins them in their many raids andinvasion of cities. The Salmonoids in turn enjoy Pyke’s ruthlessness, and enjoy having in extra hand in their attacks. This partnership has led to the benevolent Splatoon deities hating Pyke, and they oppose his destructive nature.
  • Pyke often spends time with The Kraken and Rahab, due to The Kraken being a Sea Monster that is prone to attacking and sinking ships and Rahab being a creator of sea monsters, a species which he greatly admires. He often sinks ships with the Kraken and loves being around it, and Rahab is quite interested in Pyke and the beings who control him, that being the Swimming City, and often describes the monsters he’s made to Pyke in great detail.
  • Pyke finds Bruce The Shark to be a fierce creature, given Pyke’s association with sharks and Bruce having a penchant for killing and eating humans. Pyke is awed by his ferocity and often helps Bruce get the drop on unsuspecting swimmers, and Bruce doesn’t mind the assistance. The two have caused quite the uproar, and authorities patrol Pantheonic waters at all times now.
  • He has a lot of respect for Lagiacrus and Ceadeus because of their colossal size and aggressiveness and will sometimes head down to where they reside to see them. He also likes the fact that their respective Abyssal and Goldbeard forms reside deep in the depths away from other sea creatures, something that Pyke himself often does. Lagiacrus and Ceadeus don’t mind his company for the most part, and they just let him admire them.
  • Monstro The Whale’s swallowing of its victims was something that amused Pyke to no end, as being swallowed by a monster was what granted him his powers in the first place. Like most giant sea monsters, he respects Monstro’s hunger and immense size, reminding him of the Jaull Fish that devoured him years ago. Monstro’s seems to have a neutral opinion on Pyke, and they certainly don’t mind how Pyke occasionally brings him victims to consume.
  • He has quite the beneficial partnership with The Kraeken, as The Kraeken being an entire race of monstrous sea creatures reminds Pyke of the creatures that control him. He strongly supports their incredibly violent practices, has often offered if they need any help in killing anybody. The Kraeken themselves like having another ally around and sometimes give him a target or two to eliminate.
  • Because Octogeddon is known to destroy monuments and has a hatred for humanity, Pyke finds a sense of solidarity with the creature, and finds his anger and immense strength to be extremely amusing. While Octogeddon is a bit put off by Pyke being a human, he appreciates Pyke’s hatred of the world, and admires the power he hold, so he’s a bit of an exception.
• Luthor Harkon and Pyke have a very unsettling Villainous Friendship, as they are both really unhinged monstrous pirates who enjoy killing people. Pyke is also interested in the fact that Luthor is a vampire pirate, mostly because vampires aren’t really a thing in Bilgewater. Luthor’s general ruthlessness and appearance is something that Pyke enjoys. Luthor, for his part likes Pyke as well, and has offered the Bloodharbor Ripper a spot on his crew on different occasions.
• As for the other League of Legends deities, Pyke is on speaking terms with most of them; he sees them as useless for his own goals. However, he was quite happy to see that Ahri, Illaoi, and Yasuo had ascended before him, due to the fact they all met before. They were all happy to reunite with each other, and still get together on occasion.
• Because the majority of them are pirates and some of them are captains, The Benevolent One Piece Deities hate Pyke with a passion, believing him to be an enemy insane monster who should be stopped at all costs, and Pyke himself is quite pleased that some of them ended up as names on his list, saying that he’ll make them pay for cutting his line. For now, he just waits until the time is right to strike them off the list.
• Percy Jackson encountered Pyke while swimming around his hall and tried to kill him, thinking that Pyke was an odd type of monster. He soon found out that Pyke was no ordinary monster, and found him to be quite the fierce fighter, but Percy managed to pull through and get Pyke off him so he could make an escape. After this, Percy became one of Pyke’s enemies, as Percy sees him as a truly messed up person who needs to be put to rest. Pyke, on the other hand, views Percy as annoying little brat and would very much enjoy sticking a harpoon in his face. The two tend to avoid each other, as their interactions are less than friendly.
• The Wolf despises Pyke, as being a revenant who was resurrected from the dead pissed him off, seeing it as an unfair way to cheat death and bring death to other people whose time hasn’t come, and The Wolf has confronted him on various occasions to make it clear that he would really like to put him down for good. Pyke couldn’t care less, telling him that more death couldn’t hurt since he’s already died before. He somewhat enjoys the effect he has on The Wolf’s temper, but The Wolf just bides his time until he can kill Pyke for good.
• Pirates themselves, both Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann and Jack Sparrow really don’t like Pyke, due to Pyke reminding them of Davy Jones and his minions as well as Jack fearing him on principle because of his position as a captain. The feeling is mutual, as Will and Elizabeth annoy him and Jack’s chaotic ways make him all the more eager to kill Jack, one way or the other.
• Pyke hates Risky Boots on the sole grounds of being a pirate captain, writing her off as being as corrupt and greedy as the captain that left him to die, and has made it really clear that he’d like to kill her. This obviously shocked her and made her quite scared of Pyke, but she’s sure that her and her friend Shantae could stop him for good.
• The Ghostbusters were called to deal with a disturbance around some docks, and quickly found out that the cause of said disturbance was Pyke himself, and that he was quite different from the other ghosts that they had dealt with. Despite the fact that he couldn’t be trapped by the team’s usual means, they managed to get away from him safely. Since then, the team has marked Pyke to be a major threat, and have begun testing new ways to contain him.
• While Hody Jones has a fierce hatred for all humans, Pyke is a bit of an exception, given the fact that he’s both undead and being controlled by eldritch fish. He’s quite intrigued by his hatred of the entire world and has been thinking of ways to use Pyke for his own ends. Similarly, Cthulu is very interested in Pyke and his superiors, and is currently looking for ways to contact the Swimming City so he can subjugate it and Pyke by extension.

Hedonismbot

Hedonismbot, Godly Representative of Grapes As A Sign Of Wealth

• Demigod
• House: Meals (A to M)
• Symbol: A Bunch Of Purple Grapes
• Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
• Portfolio: Frequently Eats Grapes As A Sign Of His Wealth, Constantly Indulges In Sexual Escapades And Parties, Is Actually A Pretty Nice Person, Doesn’t Care Who He Has Sex With, Uses Taxpayers’ Money To Fund His Activities, A Large Robot Who Loves To Party, Built Entirely Out Of Gold
• Heralds: His servant (and possible lover) Djambi
• Allies: Barbarella, Bender, Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Louie, Ronnie “Z-Man” Barzell
• Enemies: Sigma, Slaanesh, Dr. Frank-N-Furter
• Opposed By: The Phantom Thieves Of Hearts
• Complicated Relationship With: Emperor Calus
• Annoyed By: Zenyatta
• A hard-partying robot who loves to engage in all kinds of sexual activities, Hedonismbot has the idea of hedonism in his very programming. As such, he constantly indulges in everything from drinking to eating to orgies, always ready to have as much fun as possible. Using the funds he obtains as a senator to pay for all his decadent pursuits, he is built to do nothing but engage in hedonism, eat grapes, and party.
• Hedonismbot was at yet another party, having the time of his life as usual, when a strange man walked up to him, struck up a conversation, and informed him that a place called the Trope Pantheon was planning to ascend him as the Godly Representative of Grapes As A Sign Of Wealth. Humorously, Hedonismbot thought that this was all the setup to some kinky role play session, and responded in kind by making some less-than-subtle sexual remarks towards the man. Obviously shocked, the messenger had to explain what the Pantheon was to Hedonismbot, who found himself quite intrigued by all the things he heard, and was quite pleased to hear that there were other people there who shared his “interests.” He enthusiastically accepted the messenger’s offer, eager to reach this place and party like there’s no tomorrow.
• Hedonismbot was quite pleased to find out that Bender had ascended before him, as the two both have similar hard-partying personalities, though Bender sometimes thinks that Hedonismbot goes too far. Regardless, they still enjoy each other’s company, and often get together to have fun and drink a whole lot.
• Barbarella considers Hedonismbot to be quite the kindred spirit, as both are known to be quite sexually active and don’t care much about their partners. They both like to “have fun” together, and enjoy the time they spend together. Barbarella has occasionally been invited to the many orgies that Hedonismbot hosts and enjoys them very much. The two are now on very good terms.
• Homer Simpson and Barney Gumble often join in on Hedonismbot’s non-sexual parties, as though they are a bit put off by his promiscuity, they enjoy drinking and eating their hearts out with him and are sometimes his guests of honor. Barney and Homer are pleased to have found another drinking buddy. On the subject of eating, Louie also likes attending his many banquets and enjoys eating as much as he can with him.
• As both are known to hold extremely grandiose parties and orgies, Ronnie “Z-Man” Barzell is one of Hedonismbot’s closest allies, and both of them like to get together and throw large parties that inevitably descend into orgies. The pair greatly enjoy each other’s personality and interests, and enjoy indulging in their hedonistic desires together.
• Hedonismbot’s very existence has drawn the embarrassment and ire of Sigma, who sees Hedonismbot and everything he does and enjoys as a disgrace to robotkind. Sigma has tried to “reason” with him in hopes that Hedonismbot will stop doing what he does, but Hedonismbot doesn’t really care and tends to ignore him in favor of partying.
• Despite being a known hedonist, he is really uncomfortable around Slaanesh because Hedonismbot believes that Slaanesh’s brand of hedonism is way too extreme for his tastes, and tries to avoid associating with her even if she is the goddess of hedonism. Slaanesh is actually quite amused by his whole shtick of being a hedonistic robot and has tried to get him to become on of their followers. It’s not happening any time soon, though.
• Hedonismbot was at one of his usual orgies when he encountered Dr. Frank-N-Furter, who had naturally attended. What happened next was something that left the entire venue a mess and the authorities baffled, and is something that neither party wants to talk about. What is clear, though, is that Hedonismbot is quite disgusted by Frank-N-Furter, considering him to be too far even for his standards, and avoids speaking to him as much as possible.
• Hedonismbot is actually a senator, and uses taxpayers’ money to fund all his little escapades. This corrupt practice earned him the ire of The Phantom Thieves of Hearts, who oppose this practice and his way of life. They do admit, however, that Hedonismbot is a genuinely nice person to be around, but have still made it known that they’ll be there to stop him if he goes too far.
• When Hedonismbot first met Emperor Calus, he was quite happy to meet a fellow hedonist, but soon found out that their reasons for hedonism are quite different; Hedonismbot is quite literally built to party, and for Calus, his brand of hedonism is a reminder that he is alive. He is also a bit put off by his ruthlessness and cutthroat practices, which is something that makes him a bit uncomfortable. As such, he tends to avoid Calus, but the man doesn’t mind Hedonismbot much, so long as he doesn’t get on his bad side.
• He really finds