Release: October 25, 2016
Film: Freddy vs. Jason
Tagline: Is the crossover we all wanted also the one we’re all regretting?
This review provides examples of:
- Actor Allusion: Because Jason Ritter's in the film the Critic brought his Dipper joke book which looks like the third journal.
- Samara Morgan summons Stitch.
Critic: Look up the actress, you'll get it. - Almost Kiss: Between Michael Bay and Zack Snyder before they start talking about women.
- Avoid the Dreaded G Rating: Inverted the Critic complains that there aren't any R rated films anymore. "They were called the Non-Pussy Years, which ironically had a lot more pussy."
- Call-Back:
- Malice returns.
- The Critic brings back complaints about Fair Use and the ratings system.
- Malcolm plays The Joker again.
- Angry Joe as Superman is used to show how close Elm Street is to Crystal Lake.
Joe!Superman: It's literally across the street! - Chainsaw Good: Ash Williams slices up Pikachu with his arm.
- Curb-Stomp Battle: The result of several of the critics fights.
- "Eureka!" Moment: The Critic has one when he realizes that the best Vs battle is Michael Bay vs Zack Snyder.
- Evil vs. Evil: The Critic admits that while he doesn't like anything else, the movie delivers on the promised title fight and it's great when Freddy and Jason are actually duking it out.
- Franchise Zombie: The Critics opinion of both Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street, taking shots at Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason X, Wes Craven's New Nightmare, the video games, the 3D movies,the TV series and the the reboots.
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?: The large amount of Fanservice in Zack Snyder and Michael Bay's films are accused of being this.
- He Who Must Not Be Named: Parodied "We just took care of our Beetle Juice, Voldemort and Candy Man problem. When will people learn names are bad?!"
- Memetic Mutation: The Critic's opinion of Freddy's face after Kia's Compensating for Something line.
- Oh, Crap!: Ash once he realizes he's fighting Ash.
- Poor Man's Substitute: "You know, I'm only doing this to you because Michael Myers won't return my calls."
- Precision F-Strike: "Pokémon GO fuck yourself."
- Sex in a Shared Room: The Critic tries to get Hyper Fangirl and Devil Boner to fight each other for his amusement. They're far too in love to do it, and Hyper tackles Devil Boner to the ground. The camera cuts to Critic's angry reaction to the scene as we hear a bunch of kissing and whooping from the couple (and Devil Boner's gun going off). Critic decides to put their "fight" down as a draw.
- Shout-Out:
- Man, this party's awesome! I especially love the crucifying kids over there!
- 'Tis but a scratch.
- I just discovered The IT Crowd, too!
- Jason's Balls of Steel are compered to the Chomp Balls from Mario Bros.
- Sickening Sweethearts: Devil Boner and Hyper Fangirl.
- Something We Forgot: NC points out that there's been very little Freddy vs. Jason until there's 30 minutes left.
- Take That!:
- When Freddy complains about being forgotten the Critic compares him to Basic Instinct 2.
- The Critic calls Warriors of Virtue (by the same director) the warm-up bad The Last Airbender movie.
- Sequels, weird power glove promoting sequels.
- Quiet, or I'll tell the director of The Last Witch Hunter to give you another reboot!
- Versus Title: NC starts up the episode trying to do other Versus themed movies.
Y'all, this is really stank.
