"This is a parody. BUY THE F***ING SHOW!"
— Freeza
The entirety of Dragon Ball Z Abridged Season 2 is covered in a short period of time.
- Krillin decides to go to space, taking Bulma and Gohan with him.
- The trio reaches Namek, with Vegeta landing nearby.
- Vegeta meets, and then kills, Cui.
- Freeza asks for the Dragon Balls, having Dodoria kill the elder's kid before killing him.
- Gohan saves the last remaining Namekian, and Krillin goes quack.
- Dodoria chases after Gohan, Krillin and the survivor, but loses thanks to Krillin's Solflah and Vegeta.
- Dodoria reveals to have a thick, meaty, vagina before Vegeta kills her to repress the reveal.
- The Namekian is revealed to be named Dende, but Krillin calls him "Little Green".
- Freeza learns that Dodoria is dead, and has Zarbon to go after him.
- Gohan looks after Dende, and Krillin has Bulma do nothing for the rest of the trip.
- Vegeta finds, and then hides, a Dragon Ball.
- Vegeta runs into Zarbon, who transforms and kicks the Sayian's ass.
- Krillin reachs Guru's place, and Nail gives Krillin the Dragon Ball while Guru keeps adding titles to himself.
- Vegeta is placed into a healing pod before breaking out and stealing all of Freeza's Dragon Balls.
- Vegeta attacks the Z-Warriors' hideout, kills Zarbon, and claims their Dragon Ball.
- Vegeta attacks Gohan on the way back to where he hid his Dragon Ball, but Gohan is revealed to have stolen said Dragon Ball.
- Vegeta discovers this and furiously rushes after the Z-Warriors.
- Freeza learns that Zarbon is dead, and has one of his underlings call the Ginyu Force.
- Gohan and Dende are at Guru's place, where Guru gives Gohan a meaningless power-up.
- Vegeta appears outside of Guru's place to attack them, but is forced to team up with them due to the Ginyu Force arriving.
- The Ginyu Force are killed by Goku's ship, which crash lands on top of them, but leaves Goku out of commission.
- Goku is forced into the pod to recover, while Goku wonders if it will become a trend.
- Freeza is crushing Nail.
- The Team Three Star joke is stated to be not funny by Vegeta.
- Vegeta gives them armor before napping.
- The Z-Warriors gather all the Dragon Balls and with Dende's help, summon the Dragon.
- Krillin wastes the first two wishes on reviving Piccolo and then bringing him to Namek.
- Piccolo fuses with a nearly dead Nail.
- The Z-Warriors' last wish is interrupted by Vegeta, who threatens to murder Dende's parents if he doesn't get immortality.
- Guru dies, killing the dragon.
- Freeza appears, pissed as hell.
- Freeza evolves into his second form.
- Krillin gets impaled on Freeza's horns.
- Piccolo, now more powerful from fusing with Nail, arrives to help beat Freeza.
- Krillin reveals that he's still alive thanks to Dende. Dende then gets blown up by Freeza.
- Freeza skips to his fourth form, much to Krillin's confusion.
- Vegeta tries multiple times to reveal that he's a Super Saiyan, only for Freeza to give him a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown every chance Vegeta gets.
- Goku recovers in time to save Vegeta from Freeza.
- Vegeta is killed by Freeza.
- As Goku prepares to deck Freeza, King Kai expresses his refusal to train Tien, Yamcha and Chiaotzu.
- Goku uses the Spirit Bomb on Freeza in a last-ditch effort to defeat him.
- Goku seemingly wins and declares that they didn't lose Krillin, only for Freeza to reveal that he's still alive by killing Krillin.
- Freeza then injures Piccolo, prompting Gohan to ask why didn't he dodge.
- Enraged, Goku becomes a Super Saiyan and calmly tells Gohan to take Piccolo and leave.
- After Goku declares himself a Super Sandwich and punches Freeza, Freeze responds by trying to destroy Namek.
- King Kai assumes Goku is dead, only to also declare he's probably still alive.
- Kami informs King Kai that they gathered Earth's Dragon Balls, and King Kai tells him to do the thing.
- As Namek is about to be destroyed, Freeza gets sidetracked by the return of Porunga.
- Freeza tries to wish for immortality, but Porunga refuses because he doesn't speak Namekian.
- Dende wishes everyone on Namek to Earth, including the newly-revived Vegeta.
- Piccolo is confused about what happens before Gohan says he thinks Porunga brought everyone on Namek to Earth, prompting Piccolo to say "ALL OF THEM?!"
- Super Kami Guru declares himself hilarious and they shall quote everything he says as he passes on. A Namekian then declares that Guru will be missed.
- Goku gets bored fighting Freeza and decides to leave.
- Freeza gets pissed at Goku getting bored and tries to kill him with a Kien-structo Disc, only to get cut to pieces by it.
- Freeza points Goku towards his spaceship as he lays dying.
- Goku excitedly presses the Muffin Button multiple times to the point of turning Namek into a giant muffin.
- Namek then explodes into muffins.
- Nappa unsubscribes from Team Four Star after finishing the video.
Tropes:
- Adapted Out:
- The entire Ginyu Force is killed immediately by Goku's ship crashing on them, which still ends with Goku being placed in a recovery pod.
- Freeza's third form isn't shown. Lampshaded by Krillin, who questions what happened to it after Freeza goes from his second form to his fourth and final form. The Canadian subtitles quip that Ridley Scott sued them.
- Anti-Climax: Goku's transformation into a Super Saiyan takes very little time, and is accented by a squeaky noise.
- Call-Back: Guru is hilarious and you will quote everything he says.
- Dies Differently in Adaptation:
- The entire Ginyu Force is nonchalantly killed by Goku's ship crashing in them, adapting out the entire Ginyu Force arc.
- Guru dies the same peaceful way he died in the original series rather than his... less than peaceful death in Abridged.Guru: Hey guys. Dying.
Namek Villager: Do you have any last words, sir?
Guru: I am hilarious... and you will quote... everything... I... say...
Namek Villager: Ehh, he'll be missed.
- Disproportionate Retribution: Goku punches Freeza once and Freeza calls him a prick and tries to blow up the planet.
- Freeze-Frame Bonus: In addition to the usual Solar Flare image (in this case Lanipator dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter), the interior of Goku's ship is visible for one frame when it crashes and explodes.
- Gratuitous Japanese: "No, Freeza-dono, yamete!" (Or, in Goku's case, Freezer.)
- Ironic Echo: Instead of Gohan going "NOOOOO!!!" when Freeza shot Piccolo, he instead says "Why... didn't... you... DOOOODGE?!", similar to when Piccolo says this after Taking the Bullet for Gohan when they fought Nappa.
- Laughing Mad: Vegeta spends three scenes maniacally laughing as things go his way (collecting the dragon balls, killing Zarbon and kneeing Gohan in the chest).
- Overly Long Gag: Guru renaming himself takes two scenes, and is partially skipped over by other scenes.Nail: (gives Krillin the Dragon Ball) Just take the thing, he'll be at this for a while.
- Rapid-Fire Comedy: Just like the previous Kai episode, jokes are constantly being thrown out every few seconds.
- Running Gag:
- The Dragon Balls are constantly referred to as "The Thing" or "The Things".
- Most of Dende's lines are just him nonchalantly saying "Hey."
- Self-Deprecation:
- Vegeta's response to "Team Three Star" could be the writers expressing regret, because they didn't find the joke funny either.Vegeta: That's not funny! It's never been funny! It's never gonna be funny!!
- The video completely edits out the Ginyu Force Arc and Freeza's third form, but the episode is still
three times as long the first Kai parody. - At the very end, Nappa is shown unsubscribing from Team Four Star in response to seeing the episode.
- Vegeta's response to "Team Three Star" could be the writers expressing regret, because they didn't find the joke funny either.
- Suddenly Shouting: Inverted by Vegeta's 'Team Three Star' rant.THAT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY! IT'S NEVER GONNA BE FUNNY! Put on these clothes, Imma nap.
- Together We Are X: The Ginyu Force begin to say this, only to get Killed Mid-Sentence.
Nappa: Aaaaand unsubscribed.
