It's Christmas Eve and the Aqua Teens celebrate the holidays with a mail order bride.
- Christmas Episode: The first Christmas episode of the series. The B-plot has Frylock and Meatwad celebrate Christmas.
- Downer Ending: The bride runs away with Carl's car and he is left depressed over the events that had transpired.
- Humiliation Conga: One of Carl's biggest. He ends up wasting money on a mail order bride who barricades herself in Carl's home without letting him in, he breaks his neck and has a spinal collar placed, and the wedding is a wash as the bride steals Carl's car to run away. The one consolation Carl gets is Meatwad gifting him a completely normal stick, which he sarcastically accepts.
- Mail-Order Bride: Both Shake and Carl split the cost of a mail-order bride from Chechnya. Unfortunately, the bride barricades herself in Carl's house after being disgusted by Carl and Shake, and the actual wedding doesn't happen.
- The Unpronounceable: The Aqua Teens and the DJ have trouble pronouncing Carl's last name, which is revealed to be Brutananadilewski.
