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The D: Allah Gold, if a person wants to comprehend, that he must the square who study it the square, but only a little bit much more than only concerning. If you like to be a leads more astutely, that you must accept this more great power. But want the caution Hopeless Situation, Allah Gold, you only ask for help me then can become the ... the knowledge of the dark of the study Hopeless, in the fire of water.
YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER of the "MASTER RACE", WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD "MASTER RACE." YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS." Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY".

Dec's world is densely packed with his own terminology and an internal dream-like logic that only made sense to Dec himself. It's almost impossible to describe any part of it without referring to other parts, like it's a sort of fractal. Given the strange content, utter frothing lunacy and lack of anything resembling rational sense, his various opera are not subject to the stopped clock phenomenon, and are not even wrong.
Rational Wiki, on Francis E. Dec

[Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong Anderson] takes a number of bizarre positions, such as women should bear a new child every 12 months, thinking "WHOREDOM PROSPERITY JOBS" is a coherent phrase, thinness being a sin (instead praising the "FULL-FIGURE MOTHERLY SHAPE", whatever that means), claims that she's not homophobic but thinks homosexuality is a sin and that homosexuality is caused by women feeding children soup and crackers (!), and the rest is word salad.
Rational Wiki, on BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! (yes, that's the actual name)

there are two PAGES of complete nonsensical babble.
does anyone have a clue what this guy is even talking about?
mr_niggle, on Time Cube, Reddit

"As your ears decide whether the tones are coming or going, Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue." ...WHAT?! "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue"?! That phrase wasn't even English! Kid A's lyrics were piecemeal assembled from unconnected words and phrases, and even they made more sense than this shit! "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice"... fucking silence, BRAND!
Crash Thompson, Top 10 WORST PITCHFORK REVIEWS!

Why do Atheists live on ignore to ignorant thinking from 2014, jesus's birth, on billions of years earth?

My research shows Atheists are the biggest liars on earth because they revolve jesus, think from 2014, against. An Atheist has twice the lies inside than a christian. They are double brainwashed to be less than recorded history.

The earth revolves the sun and an Atheist revoloves Jesus. Why are Atheists so physics illiterate?
Johnny, post on a fundamentalist Christian Facebook page

Adam is Atom and Atom is A't (Alpha) Ohm (Omega). Alpha and Omega, the "A'tom. Tommy knockers. Tommy Boy. A Bill to the Adventures of Tom Sawyer in Alice's Wonderland. "Tom" is "T"-(he) "OM"-(ego), or The Omega, "he is the ego". I really should stop learning linguistics. It's a clear as day trick in the "devils" playbook. The most high created God or "man" and "man" created the "word"...while hiding his head from the most high to indenture and reap mother earth. You will reap what you sew. Ruler-ships reap the benefit of souls on behalf of false gods. When she rises and death leads her army of souls you shall sea the fallen storm the gates.
Anonymous, posted to Reddit by his cousin (yes, he did use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see", and forget to close a quote)

A brain thoughts broadcasting radio. It's the thing that... that records your thoughts while broadcasting technoconspiracy brain thoughts to a... to a worse than defenseless population held in earphone radio slavery. I called in about it last week. It's the first stage of the operation. The kid... the kid's been targeted. Targeted to become a lobotomized techno drone sponsored by the master race of parroting puppet gangster shadow police. He was on his way to a hospital station to be converted into one of them. Uh, a thrall slave of the Computer God.
Frederick E. Drake, Hero in Hell

Action stage left! Action stage right! There is no place to run! All the fuses in the exit signs have been burnt out, and there is only one straight and narrow pathway to SummerSlam, and it deals with pain and destruction and recapturing the intercontinental belt! You ravishing Rick Rude will feel that pain, feel that power at SummerSlam as the Warriors claw and scratch all over the back of the Ultimate Warrior and tell me to do what is rightfully right and wrongfully wrong! Take the intercontinental back—take it back to Parts Unknown! Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel; load it with the Warriors! Because after SummerSlam, the belt. Will. Be. Mine.

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