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->He came to fame (or rather, infamy) for his mass-distributed green ink pamphlets containing incomprehensible screeds that make Time Cube look positively coherent and well-structured in comparison. Dec devoted the rest of his life to writing these puzzling, rambling blocks of text and mass-mailing them, much to the general public's confusion.

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->He came to fame (or rather, infamy) for ->Dec's world is densely packed with his mass-distributed green ink pamphlets containing incomprehensible screeds own terminology and an internal dream-like logic that make Time Cube look positively coherent only made sense to Dec himself. It's almost impossible to describe any part of it without referring to other parts, like it's a sort of fractal. Given the strange content, utter frothing lunacy and well-structured in comparison. Dec devoted the rest lack of anything resembling rational sense, his life to writing these puzzling, rambling blocks of text and mass-mailing them, much various opera are not subject to the general public's confusion.stopped clock phenomenon, and are not even wrong.
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->YOU ARE A TERRORIZED MEMBER of the "MASTER RACE", WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLION EYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD "MASTER RACE." YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS "STAIRWAY TO THE STARS." Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC "SKY".
-->-- '''Francis E. Dec''', ''[[http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/mrfrc.htm The Master Race Frankenstein Radio Controls]]''
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->He is perhaps best known for his very public collapse into paranoid schizophrenia (probably–Dec was never formally diagnosed) in the sixties. He came to fame (or rather, infamy) for his mass-distributed green ink pamphlets containing incomprehensible screeds that make Time Cube look positively coherent and well-structured in comparison. Dec devoted the rest of his life to writing these puzzling, rambling blocks of text and mass-mailing them, much to the general public's confusion.

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->He is perhaps best known for his very public collapse into paranoid schizophrenia (probably–Dec was never formally diagnosed) in the sixties. He came to fame (or rather, infamy) for his mass-distributed green ink pamphlets containing incomprehensible screeds that make Time Cube look positively coherent and well-structured in comparison. Dec devoted the rest of his life to writing these puzzling, rambling blocks of text and mass-mailing them, much to the general public's confusion.
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->He is perhaps best known for his very public collapse into paranoid schizophrenia (probably–Dec was never formally diagnosed) in the sixties. He came to fame (or rather, infamy) for his mass-distributed green ink pamphlets containing incomprehensible screeds that make Time Cube look positively coherent and well-structured in comparison. Dec devoted the rest of his life to writing these puzzling, rambling blocks of text and mass-mailing them, much to the general public's confusion.
-->-- '''Rational Wiki''', [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Francis_E._Dec on Francis E. Dec]]
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-->-- '''Frederick E. Drake''', ''Hero in Hell''

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-->-- '''Frederick E. Drake''', ''Hero in Hell''Hell''

->Action stage left! Action stage right! There is no place to run! All the fuses in the exit signs have been burnt out, and there is only one straight and narrow pathway to Wrestling/SummerSlam, and it deals with pain and destruction and recapturing the intercontinental belt! You ravishing Wrestling/RickRude will feel that pain, feel that power at [=SummerSlam=] as the Warriors claw and scratch all over the back of the Ultimate Warrior and tell me to do what is rightfully right and wrongfully wrong! Take the intercontinental back--take it back to Parts Unknown! '''Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel; load it with the Warriors!''' Because after [=SummerSlam=], ''the belt. Will. Be. Mine.''
-->-- '''Wrestling/UltimateWarrior'''
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-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''', [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Birth_Control_Is_Sinful_In_The_Christian_Marriages_and_also_Robbing_God_Of_Priesthood_Children!! on]] ''BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!'' (yes, that's the actual name)

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-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''', '''Rational Wiki''', [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Birth_Control_Is_Sinful_In_The_Christian_Marriages_and_also_Robbing_God_Of_Priesthood_Children!! on]] ''BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!'' (yes, that's the actual name)
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-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]''', posted to Website/{{Reddit}} by his cousin (yes, he ''did'' [[RougeAnglesOfSatin use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see"]], and forget to close a quote)

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-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]''', posted to Website/{{Reddit}} by his cousin (yes, he ''did'' [[RougeAnglesOfSatin use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see"]], and forget to close a quote)quote)

->A brain thoughts broadcasting radio. It's the thing that... that records your thoughts while broadcasting technoconspiracy brain thoughts to a... to a worse than defenseless population held in earphone radio slavery. I called in about it last week. It's the first stage of the operation. The kid... the kid's been targeted. Targeted to become a lobotomized techno drone sponsored by the master race of parroting puppet gangster shadow police. He was on his way to a hospital station to be converted into one of them. Uh, a thrall slave of the Computer God.
-->-- '''Frederick E. Drake''', ''Hero in Hell''
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-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]''', posted to Website/{{Reddit}} by his cousin (yes, he ''did'' use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see", and forget to close a quote)

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-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]''', posted to Website/{{Reddit}} by his cousin (yes, he ''did'' [[RougeAnglesOfSatin use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see", "see"]], and forget to close a quote)
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->Adam is Atom and Atom is A't (Alpha) Ohm (Omega). Alpha and Omega, the "A'tom. Tommy Knockers. Tommy Boy. A Bill to the Adventures of Tom Sawyer in Alice's Wonderland. "Tom" is "T"-(he) "OM"-(ego), or The Omega, "he is the ego". I really should stop learning linguistics. It's a clear as day trick in the "devils" playbook. The most high created God or "man" and "man" created the "word"...while hiding his head from the most high to indenture and reap mother earth. You will reap what you sew. Ruler-ships reap the benefit of souls on behalf of false gods. When she rises and death leads her army of souls you shall sea the fallen storm the gates.
-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]''' (yes, he ''did'' use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see")

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->Adam is Atom and Atom is A't (Alpha) Ohm (Omega). Alpha and Omega, the "A'tom. Tommy Knockers.knockers. Tommy Boy. A Bill to the Adventures of Tom Sawyer in Alice's Wonderland. "Tom" is "T"-(he) "OM"-(ego), or The Omega, "he is the ego". I really should stop learning linguistics. It's a clear as day trick in the "devils" playbook. The most high created God or "man" and "man" created the "word"...while hiding his head from the most high to indenture and reap mother earth. You will reap what you sew. Ruler-ships reap the benefit of souls on behalf of false gods. When she rises and death leads her army of souls you shall sea the fallen storm the gates.
-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]''' Anonymous]]''', posted to Website/{{Reddit}} by his cousin (yes, he ''did'' use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see")"see", and forget to close a quote)
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-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]'''

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-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]'''Anonymous]]''' (yes, he ''did'' use "sew" in place of "sow" and "sea" in place of "see")
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-->-- '''Johnny''', post on a fundamentalist Christian Facebook page

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-->-- '''Johnny''', post on a fundamentalist Christian Facebook pagepage

->Adam is Atom and Atom is A't (Alpha) Ohm (Omega). Alpha and Omega, the "A'tom. Tommy Knockers. Tommy Boy. A Bill to the Adventures of Tom Sawyer in Alice's Wonderland. "Tom" is "T"-(he) "OM"-(ego), or The Omega, "he is the ego". I really should stop learning linguistics. It's a clear as day trick in the "devils" playbook. The most high created God or "man" and "man" created the "word"...while hiding his head from the most high to indenture and reap mother earth. You will reap what you sew. Ruler-ships reap the benefit of souls on behalf of false gods. When she rises and death leads her army of souls you shall sea the fallen storm the gates.
-->-- '''[[https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/sha74j/this_is_the_kind_of_nutty_stuff_my_cousin_posts/ Anonymous]]'''
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-->-- '''WebVideo/CrashThompson''', ''Top 10 WORST PITCHFORK REVIEWS!''

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-->-- '''WebVideo/CrashThompson''', ''Top 10 WORST PITCHFORK REVIEWS!''REVIEWS!''

->Why do Atheists live on ignore to ignorant thinking from 2014, jesus's birth, on billions of years earth?\\\
My research shows Atheists are the biggest liars on earth because they revolve jesus, think from 2014, against. An Atheist has twice the lies inside than a christian. They are double brainwashed to be less than recorded history.\\\
The earth revolves the sun and an Atheist revoloves Jesus. Why are Atheists so physics illiterate?
-->-- '''Johnny''', post on a fundamentalist Christian Facebook page
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->"As your ears decide whether the tones are coming or going, Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue." ''...WHAT?!'' "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue"?! That phrase wasn't even ''English''! ''Music/KidA'''s lyrics were [[WordSaladLyrics piecemeal assembled from unconnected words and phrases]], and even ''they'' made more sense than this shit! "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice"... fucking, ''silence, BRAND''!

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->"As your ears decide whether the tones are coming or going, Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue." ''...WHAT?!'' "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue"?! That phrase wasn't even ''English''! ''Music/KidA'''s lyrics were [[WordSaladLyrics piecemeal assembled from unconnected words and phrases]], and even ''they'' made more sense than this shit! "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice"... fucking, fucking ''silence, BRAND''!
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-->-- '''mr_niggle''', on ''Time Cube'', [[https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/z7o0i/comment/c627i5d Reddit]]

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-->-- '''mr_niggle''', on ''Time Cube'', [[https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/z7o0i/comment/c627i5d Reddit]]Reddit]]

->"As your ears decide whether the tones are coming or going, Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue." ''...WHAT?!'' "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice struggles for its tongue"?! That phrase wasn't even ''English''! ''Music/KidA'''s lyrics were [[WordSaladLyrics piecemeal assembled from unconnected words and phrases]], and even ''they'' made more sense than this shit! "Thom Yorke's Cuisinarted voice"... fucking, ''silence, BRAND''!
-->-- '''WebVideo/CrashThompson''', ''Top 10 WORST PITCHFORK REVIEWS!''
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-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''', [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Birth_Control_Is_Sinful_In_The_Christian_Marriages_and_also_Robbing_God_Of_Priesthood_Children!! on]] ''BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!'' (yes, that's the actual name)

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-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''', [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Birth_Control_Is_Sinful_In_The_Christian_Marriages_and_also_Robbing_God_Of_Priesthood_Children!! on]] ''BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!'' (yes, that's the actual name)name)

->there are two PAGES of complete nonsensical babble.\\
does anyone have a clue what this guy is even talking about?
-->-- '''mr_niggle''', on ''Time Cube'', [[https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/z7o0i/comment/c627i5d Reddit]]
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->[Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong Anderson] takes a number of bizarre positions, such as women should bear a new child [[MassiveNumberedSiblings every 12 months]], thinking "''WHOREDOM PROSPERITY JOBS''" is a coherent phrase, thinness being a sin (instead praising the "''FULL-FIGURE MOTHERLY SHAPE''", whatever that means), claims that she's [[BlatantLies not homophobic]] but [[HeteronormativeCrusader thinks homosexuality is a sin]] and that homosexuality is caused by [[InsaneTrollLogic women feeding children soup and crackers (!)]], and the rest is word salad.

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->[Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong Anderson] takes a number of bizarre positions, such as women should bear a new child [[MassiveNumberedSiblings every 12 months]], thinking "''WHOREDOM PROSPERITY JOBS''" is a coherent phrase, thinness being a sin (instead praising the "''FULL-FIGURE MOTHERLY SHAPE''", whatever that means), claims that she's [[BlatantLies not homophobic]] but [[HeteronormativeCrusader thinks homosexuality is a sin]] and that homosexuality is caused by [[InsaneTrollLogic women feeding children soup and crackers (!)]], and [[TalkativeLoon the rest is word salad.salad]].
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-->--''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''

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-->--''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''-->--''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''

->[Eliyzabeth Yanne Strong Anderson] takes a number of bizarre positions, such as women should bear a new child [[MassiveNumberedSiblings every 12 months]], thinking "''WHOREDOM PROSPERITY JOBS''" is a coherent phrase, thinness being a sin (instead praising the "''FULL-FIGURE MOTHERLY SHAPE''", whatever that means), claims that she's [[BlatantLies not homophobic]] but [[HeteronormativeCrusader thinks homosexuality is a sin]] and that homosexuality is caused by [[InsaneTrollLogic women feeding children soup and crackers (!)]], and the rest is word salad.
-->-- '''Wiki/RationalWiki''', [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Birth_Control_Is_Sinful_In_The_Christian_Marriages_and_also_Robbing_God_Of_Priesthood_Children!! on]] ''BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!'' (yes, that's the actual name)
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->'''The D''': Allah Gold, if a person wants to comprehend, that he must the square who study it the square, but only a little bit much more than only concerning. If you like to be a leads more astutely, that you must accept this more great power. But want the caution Hopeless Situation, Allah Gold, you only ask for help me then can become the ... the knowledge of the dark of the study Hopeless, in the fire of water.
->'''Allah Gold''': [[FlatWhat You say what]]?
-->--''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''

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