Abbott: Now that I'm glad that's all cleared up, he's Who, and What's his name.
Costello: I don't know!
I Don't Know: Alright gentlemen, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Look, it's very simple — this fella's actual name is Who, W-H-O; and this fella's actual given birth name is What, W-H-A-T.
Costello: Well, that clears it up! Why didn't ya just say that in this first place? ...But wait, who are you?
I Don't Know: I Don't Know.
Abbott, Costello, Who, and What Together: Third base!
Costello: I don't know!
I Don't Know: Alright gentlemen, I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. Look, it's very simple — this fella's actual name is Who, W-H-O; and this fella's actual given birth name is What, W-H-A-T.
Costello: Well, that clears it up! Why didn't ya just say that in this first place? ...But wait, who are you?
I Don't Know: I Don't Know.
Abbott, Costello, Who, and What Together: Third base!
— Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
[Cho is wearing a hat with Chinese characters on it]
Steffi: Ummm yo, Mrs. Cho? What's your hat say?
Cho: Stop.
Steffi: Why's she gotta be so mean...
Cho: But... I just answered you...
Steffi: Ummm yo, Mrs. Cho? What's your hat say?
Cho: Stop.
Steffi: Why's she gotta be so mean...
Cho: But... I just answered you...
Chrom: So perhaps you'd like to tell me your name?
Nah: Nah.
Chrom: Look, if I somehow offended you, I apologize. But you could at least—
Nah: No, NAH. N-A-H. That's my name. Ugh, why does this always happen...
Nah: Nah.
Chrom: Look, if I somehow offended you, I apologize. But you could at least—
Nah: No, NAH. N-A-H. That's my name. Ugh, why does this always happen...
Ace Yu: [to the bartender] I am Yu.
Bartender: You are me?
Ace: No, Yu! Y-U.
Bartender: Why, I oughta...
Ace: Look, it's simple: Yu is me!
Bartender: Yu is you?
Ace: Right.
Bartender: So who is me?
Ace: Oh! Wu is you? Pleased to meet you, Wu!
Bartender: Now I am confused...
Ace: But you used to be Wu!
Bartender: What?
Ace: ... Call me Ace. [...] In what manner did [my uncle] die?
Bartender: Police said it was an accident. [...] But truth is, it was Them. He wouldn't pay Them the property of the Doghouse, so Them got angry.
Ace: You mean they got angry.
Bartender: Why would they got angry? It was Bugsy who killed him!
Ace: Bugsy who?
Bartender: No, Bugsy Them!
Ace: Now I am confused...
Bartender: But you used to be Yu! Hey, I think I am getting a hang at this!
Bartender: You are me?
Ace: No, Yu! Y-U.
Bartender: Why, I oughta...
Ace: Look, it's simple: Yu is me!
Bartender: Yu is you?
Ace: Right.
Bartender: So who is me?
Ace: Oh! Wu is you? Pleased to meet you, Wu!
Bartender: Now I am confused...
Ace: But you used to be Wu!
Bartender: What?
Ace: ... Call me Ace. [...] In what manner did [my uncle] die?
Bartender: Police said it was an accident. [...] But truth is, it was Them. He wouldn't pay Them the property of the Doghouse, so Them got angry.
Ace: You mean they got angry.
Bartender: Why would they got angry? It was Bugsy who killed him!
Ace: Bugsy who?
Bartender: No, Bugsy Them!
Ace: Now I am confused...
Bartender: But you used to be Yu! Hey, I think I am getting a hang at this!
Duckula: Who are you?
Hoomite: I am Hoomite, high priest of the great god Ra! And this is my assistant Yube!
Yube: Delighted, I am sure!
Duckula: Mhm... Hello...
Hoomite: Who might you be?
Duckula: Yes, I got that!
Hoomite: No! Who might you be?
Duckula: I know, I know, you said that already!
Hoomite: So, you will not tell me?
Duckula: I hardly need to, do I?
Hoomite: We shall see about that! Yube you try!
Yube: Very well, master! [to Duckula] Listen: I am Yube, right?
Duckula: No, wrong! I am, you are!
Yube: O! There master, he is Yuare!
Hoomite: So you are Yuare?
Duckula: I am not! I am not!
Hoomite: You are Noth! He is not Yuare, he is Noth!
Yube: You are Yuare!
Duckula: I am NOT Yuare!
Yube: O, call me not Yuare! I am not Yuare, I am Yube!
Duckula: Look, let's get it sorted out, okay? I am not Noth! Okay? [they nod]] I am not Yuare! Okay? [they nod again] But you are Hoomite, and you are Yube! Okay? [they nod again] Phew...
Hoomite: But...
Duckula: Yes?
Hoomite: Who might you be?
Duckula: RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hoomite: I am Hoomite, high priest of the great god Ra! And this is my assistant Yube!
Yube: Delighted, I am sure!
Duckula: Mhm... Hello...
Hoomite: Who might you be?
Duckula: Yes, I got that!
Hoomite: No! Who might you be?
Duckula: I know, I know, you said that already!
Hoomite: So, you will not tell me?
Duckula: I hardly need to, do I?
Hoomite: We shall see about that! Yube you try!
Yube: Very well, master! [to Duckula] Listen: I am Yube, right?
Duckula: No, wrong! I am, you are!
Yube: O! There master, he is Yuare!
Hoomite: So you are Yuare?
Duckula: I am not! I am not!
Hoomite: You are Noth! He is not Yuare, he is Noth!
Yube: You are Yuare!
Duckula: I am NOT Yuare!
Yube: O, call me not Yuare! I am not Yuare, I am Yube!
Duckula: Look, let's get it sorted out, okay? I am not Noth! Okay? [they nod]] I am not Yuare! Okay? [they nod again] But you are Hoomite, and you are Yube! Okay? [they nod again] Phew...
Hoomite: But...
Duckula: Yes?
Hoomite: Who might you be?
Duckula: RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rat: Whose drummer was Keith Moon?
Goat: Right.
Rat: Whose?
Goat: Yes.
Rat: What's the name?
Goat: Watts is the drummer for the Rolling Stones.
Rat: I don't care about the Rolling Stones. Whose drummer is Keith Moon?
Goat: You are correct there.
Rat: Where?
Goat: Weir was the guitarist for the Grateful Dead.
Rat: How is he relevant?!
Goat: Howe is the guitarist for a different band.
Rat: Who?!
Goat: Yes.
Rat: The who?!
Goat: No, Yes. Who's guitarist is Pete Townshend.
Rat: I don't know!!
Goat: Third base!
Rat: [armed with bat and addressing Stephan Pastis] When would you like this hit?
Stephan: Winwood's the guitarist for Traffic.
Goat: Right.
Rat: Whose?
Goat: Yes.
Rat: What's the name?
Goat: Watts is the drummer for the Rolling Stones.
Rat: I don't care about the Rolling Stones. Whose drummer is Keith Moon?
Goat: You are correct there.
Rat: Where?
Goat: Weir was the guitarist for the Grateful Dead.
Rat: How is he relevant?!
Goat: Howe is the guitarist for a different band.
Rat: Who?!
Goat: Yes.
Rat: The who?!
Goat: No, Yes. Who's guitarist is Pete Townshend.
Rat: I don't know!!
Goat: Third base!
Rat: [armed with bat and addressing Stephan Pastis] When would you like this hit?
Stephan: Winwood's the guitarist for Traffic.
Bulla: Well as you can clearly see, I'm not a cat.
Agent 3: And yer a what, instead?
Bulla: I'm a Saiyan.
Agent 3: I see you are saying, but what are you?
Bulla: I'm Saiyan.
Agent 3: Yer sayin' yeah, but sayin' what?
Mana: No, like, her race is called "Saiyan".
Agent 3: And yer a what, instead?
Bulla: I'm a Saiyan.
Agent 3: I see you are saying, but what are you?
Bulla: I'm Saiyan.
Agent 3: Yer sayin' yeah, but sayin' what?
Mana: No, like, her race is called "Saiyan".
Roy: I'm so confused. I try to figure out where the king guy is from, and they think I'm the king of Someplace Else.
Pepe: Not at all, sir. Someplace Else has a democracy.
Pepe: Not at all, sir. Someplace Else has a democracy.
Wizard: [Justice] was likely created as a giant F-U to poor Sol by That Man.
Boomstick: ...which man?
Wizard: That Man.
Boomstick: I only see Sol Badguy.
Wizard: No, no, it's That Man.
Boomstick: It's just you and me here, Wiz.
Wizard: Listen, the villain is That Man.
Boomstick: Sol Badguy's the hero and villain?!
Wizard: No, no! He's another character! Just pretend Sol Badguy's not there!
Boomstick: YOU MEAN HE'S INVISIBLE?!
Wizard: WHEN THIS PERSON WAS BORN INTO THE WORLD, HIS PARENTS LOOKED AT THIS CHILD AND DECIDED THEY WOULD NAME HIM THAT MAN!
Boomstick: WHO WERE THEY LOOKING AT, WIZ?!
Wizard: HIS NAME IS T-H-A-T-SPACE-M-A-N!!!
Boomstick: WELL, F-U-C-K-SPACE-Y-O-U!!! I'M OUT!!!
[Some time later]
Boomstick: So, I looked at the internet and discovered that his actual name is "That Man". I apologize for earlier. Let's move on.
Boomstick: ...which man?
Wizard: That Man.
Boomstick: I only see Sol Badguy.
Wizard: No, no, it's That Man.
Boomstick: It's just you and me here, Wiz.
Wizard: Listen, the villain is That Man.
Boomstick: Sol Badguy's the hero and villain?!
Wizard: No, no! He's another character! Just pretend Sol Badguy's not there!
Boomstick: YOU MEAN HE'S INVISIBLE?!
Wizard: WHEN THIS PERSON WAS BORN INTO THE WORLD, HIS PARENTS LOOKED AT THIS CHILD AND DECIDED THEY WOULD NAME HIM THAT MAN!
Boomstick: WHO WERE THEY LOOKING AT, WIZ?!
Wizard: HIS NAME IS T-H-A-T-SPACE-M-A-N!!!
Boomstick: WELL, F-U-C-K-SPACE-Y-O-U!!! I'M OUT!!!
[Some time later]
Boomstick: So, I looked at the internet and discovered that his actual name is "That Man". I apologize for earlier. Let's move on.
Sunshower: So where do these clouds go?
Open Skies: Over by Clear Skies.
Sunshower: But there's clear skies everywhere.
Clear Skies: Yo, Clear Skies right here!
Sunshower: But there's clear skies over there, too! [points towards Open Skies]
Clear Skies: That's Open Skies!
Sunshower: There's open skies everywhere!
Open Skies: I'm not everywhere. I'm right here!
Sunshower: [sighs] Wait. So you're Open Skies, and you're Clear Skies. Then what's all that? [points to the sky around them]
Clear and Open Skies: Open, clear skies!
Open Skies: Hey, where'd our fluffy clouds go?
Clear Skies: Fluffy Clouds? He's over there!
[Fluffy Clouds waves]
Open Skies: Over by Clear Skies.
Sunshower: But there's clear skies everywhere.
Clear Skies: Yo, Clear Skies right here!
Sunshower: But there's clear skies over there, too! [points towards Open Skies]
Clear Skies: That's Open Skies!
Sunshower: There's open skies everywhere!
Open Skies: I'm not everywhere. I'm right here!
Sunshower: [sighs] Wait. So you're Open Skies, and you're Clear Skies. Then what's all that? [points to the sky around them]
Clear and Open Skies: Open, clear skies!
Open Skies: Hey, where'd our fluffy clouds go?
Clear Skies: Fluffy Clouds? He's over there!
[Fluffy Clouds waves]
Stabler: [over the store's PA] Will the "Master Baiter" please report to register one? "Master Baiter", register one.
[one homely young man hangs his head and walks slowly, shamefully, to the front]
Benson: [over the store's PA] Not a "masturbater", the "Master Baiter".
[one homely young man hangs his head and walks slowly, shamefully, to the front]
Benson: [over the store's PA] Not a "masturbater", the "Master Baiter".
Pedro: Say, what's the name of your planet, anyway?
Alien: Our planet?
Pedro: Yes, your planet! What's its name?
Alien: Owrplannit!
Pedro: Yes! It's your planet, right?
Alien: Right! Our planet!
Pedro: Then you know its name!
Alien: Of course!
Pedro: What is it?
Alien: What?
Pedro: The name of your planet!
Alien: It's "Owrplannit!"
Pedro: I know it's your planet! But what's its name?
Alien: I told you its name!
Pedro: What is it?
Alien: "Owrplannit!"
Pedro: It's our planet?
Alien: Right!
Pedro: My planet, too?
Alien: No!
Pedro: You said it's our planet!
Alien: It is!
Pedro: But not my planet?
Alien: No!
Pedro: So it's our planet, but not my planet?
Alien: No!
Pedro: Why not?
Alien: "Miplannit" is in another galaxy!
Pedro: My planet is?
Alien: Yes!
Pedro: So my planet is not our planet?
Alien: No. How could it be?
Pedro: [to himself] In my wildest dreams I never imagined I'd be aboard an alien spacecraft doing Abbott and Costello!
Alien: Our planet?
Pedro: Yes, your planet! What's its name?
Alien: Owrplannit!
Pedro: Yes! It's your planet, right?
Alien: Right! Our planet!
Pedro: Then you know its name!
Alien: Of course!
Pedro: What is it?
Alien: What?
Pedro: The name of your planet!
Alien: It's "Owrplannit!"
Pedro: I know it's your planet! But what's its name?
Alien: I told you its name!
Pedro: What is it?
Alien: "Owrplannit!"
Pedro: It's our planet?
Alien: Right!
Pedro: My planet, too?
Alien: No!
Pedro: You said it's our planet!
Alien: It is!
Pedro: But not my planet?
Alien: No!
Pedro: So it's our planet, but not my planet?
Alien: No!
Pedro: Why not?
Alien: "Miplannit" is in another galaxy!
Pedro: My planet is?
Alien: Yes!
Pedro: So my planet is not our planet?
Alien: No. How could it be?
Pedro: [to himself] In my wildest dreams I never imagined I'd be aboard an alien spacecraft doing Abbott and Costello!
Kida: Cookies are sweet, but yours is not, Sweet is kindly but that's not his name, Audrey is sweet, but she is not your doctor, and the little digging animal called Mole, he is your pet?
Milo: Close enough.
Milo: Close enough.
Lead Predator: Fine! Neither of us will take his skull! We'll just let Time kill him and piss on his corpse.
[suddenly, a third predator shows up, raising its claw in front of the helpless victim]
Predator 3: Hi. I'm Time. [kills the human]
[suddenly, a third predator shows up, raising its claw in front of the helpless victim]
Predator 3: Hi. I'm Time. [kills the human]
— Nostalgia Critic review of Alien vs. Predator
Goku: FREEZER!
Sauza: Ha! You sink this is Freeza? No. He is... Cooler.
Goku: Cooler than Freezer? You must be ice cold!
Cooler: No, that would be my father.
Sauza: Ha! You sink this is Freeza? No. He is... Cooler.
Goku: Cooler than Freezer? You must be ice cold!
Cooler: No, that would be my father.
— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, Revenge of Cooler
<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
— This
Bash.org quote
Bash.org quoteKaecilius: You'll die defending this world, Mister...
Strange: Doctor.
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
Strange: It's "Strange".
Kaecilius: Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Strange: Doctor.
Kaecilius: Mister Doctor?
Strange: It's "Strange".
Kaecilius: Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Aquamarine: Let's see. Yellow Diamond asked for a Mydad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a Mailman, and an Onionithink. Six human variations specified in a report by Peridot-5XG.
[Steven gasps in realization, triggering a flashback to when he met Peridot in "Marble Madness"]
Steven: Oh no, there's lots of humans. There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, Onion... I think.
[back in the present]
Steven: The list!
[Steven gasps in realization, triggering a flashback to when he met Peridot in "Marble Madness"]
Steven: Oh no, there's lots of humans. There's my dad, Connie, Lars and Sadie, the mailman, Onion... I think.
[back in the present]
Steven: The list!
— Steven Universe, "I Am My Mom"
Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
Screenwriter: Are you familiar with It?
Producer: With what?
Screenwriter: It!
Producer: What's "it", though?
Screenwriter: The name of the book!
Producer: What is?
Screenwriter: No... It is!
Producer: What?
Screenwriter: It!
Producer: [confused silence] ... What is the name of the book?
Screenwriter: "It" is the name of the book!
Producer: What is?
Screenwriter: It!
Producer: You gotta help me out here, man!
Screenwriter: Okay... there's a book!
Producer: Right.
Screenwriter: There's a title written on the front of that book.
Producer: Of course!
Screenwriter: That title...
Producer: Yes?
Screenwriter: ... is "It"!
Producer: Right!
Screenwriter: ... You understand?
Producer: Yes.
Screenwriter: You know what the title is, now?
Producer: I do!
Screenwriter: Tell me the title.
Producer: ... I don't know the title.
Screenwriter: It's "IT"! The book is called "It"!
Producer: Oh, "It" is the title!
Screenwriter: Yes!
Producer: Why didn't you just say that?
Screenwriter: I... [gives up] I don't know.
Producer: This movie's gonna be hard for people to goggle!
Screenwriter: Oh, yeah, probably!
Producer: With what?
Screenwriter: It!
Producer: What's "it", though?
Screenwriter: The name of the book!
Producer: What is?
Screenwriter: No... It is!
Producer: What?
Screenwriter: It!
Producer: [confused silence] ... What is the name of the book?
Screenwriter: "It" is the name of the book!
Producer: What is?
Screenwriter: It!
Producer: You gotta help me out here, man!
Screenwriter: Okay... there's a book!
Producer: Right.
Screenwriter: There's a title written on the front of that book.
Producer: Of course!
Screenwriter: That title...
Producer: Yes?
Screenwriter: ... is "It"!
Producer: Right!
Screenwriter: ... You understand?
Producer: Yes.
Screenwriter: You know what the title is, now?
Producer: I do!
Screenwriter: Tell me the title.
Producer: ... I don't know the title.
Screenwriter: It's "IT"! The book is called "It"!
Producer: Oh, "It" is the title!
Screenwriter: Yes!
Producer: Why didn't you just say that?
Screenwriter: I... [gives up] I don't know.
Producer: This movie's gonna be hard for people to goggle!
Screenwriter: Oh, yeah, probably!
— Pitch Meeting, It
Screenwriter: And she's gonna meet one of the older guys doing the training, this guy Four.
Producer: For what?
Screenwriter: Training.
Producer: Training for...?
Screenwriter: No, Four is doing the training.
Producer: Who is?
Screenwriter: Four is.
Producer: Who's four?
Screenwriter: The trainer.
Producer: The trainer's four years old?
Screenwriter: No, Four is twenty-four.
Producer: No, twenty-four is twenty-four.
Screenwriter: Mathematically, yes, but the trainer's Four.
Producer: And what's his name?
Screenwriter: Four.
Producer: I just want to know.
Screenwriter: His name is Four! Four is his name!
Producer: Ohh, okay.
Screenwriter: That went pretty well.
Producer: For what?
Screenwriter: Training.
Producer: Training for...?
Screenwriter: No, Four is doing the training.
Producer: Who is?
Screenwriter: Four is.
Producer: Who's four?
Screenwriter: The trainer.
Producer: The trainer's four years old?
Screenwriter: No, Four is twenty-four.
Producer: No, twenty-four is twenty-four.
Screenwriter: Mathematically, yes, but the trainer's Four.
Producer: And what's his name?
Screenwriter: Four.
Producer: I just want to know.
Screenwriter: His name is Four! Four is his name!
Producer: Ohh, okay.
Screenwriter: That went pretty well.
Timon: Hey, what's goin' on here? Who's the monkey?!
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar!
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, no, no, it's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar!
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No, no, no, it's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Ed: It's an EVIL BRAIN, MAN! Controlling people's bodies! It was in Jeff and then attacked all of us in gym!
Isaac: An evil brain man in Jim?! Who's Jim??
Ed: Our gym! The only gym there is!
Isaac: Dude, there are at least six Jims in this school.
Ed: WHAT? AND THE SCHOOL BOARD ALLOWED IT?!
Isaac: That's a weird prejudice but OK.
Isaac: An evil brain man in Jim?! Who's Jim??
Ed: Our gym! The only gym there is!
Isaac: Dude, there are at least six Jims in this school.
Ed: WHAT? AND THE SCHOOL BOARD ALLOWED IT?!
Isaac: That's a weird prejudice but OK.
Woman: What's your name?
Watt: Yes, it is.
Woman: What is it?
Watt: Yes!
Woman: Argh!
Watt: Yes, it is.
Woman: What is it?
Watt: Yes!
Woman: Argh!
Rabbit: Can you tie a knot?
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Ah, so you can knot!
Piglet: No, I cannot knot!
Rabbit: Not knot?
Pooh: Who's there?
Rabbit: Pooh!
Pooh: Pooh who?
Rabbit: No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots!
Piglet: Not possible.
Owl: Ah, so it is possible to knot those pieces.
Piglet: Not these pieces?
Pooh: Yes, knot those pieces.
Piglet: Why not?
Eeyore: 'cause it's all for naught.
Piglet: I cannot.
Rabbit: Ah, so you can knot!
Piglet: No, I cannot knot!
Rabbit: Not knot?
Pooh: Who's there?
Rabbit: Pooh!
Pooh: Pooh who?
Rabbit: No! Pooh... eh... Piglet, you'll need more than two knots!
Piglet: Not possible.
Owl: Ah, so it is possible to knot those pieces.
Piglet: Not these pieces?
Pooh: Yes, knot those pieces.
Piglet: Why not?
Eeyore: 'cause it's all for naught.
Slappy: Skippy, what's the name of that group playing onstage?
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The name of the group.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group onstage.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group playing onstage.
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.
Skippy: Who is onstage!
Slappy: That's what I'm asking you: who is onstage?
[several "Who"s later]
Slappy: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy.
Skippy: I'm not, I'm telling you Who is onstage.
Slappy: So tell me.
Skippy: Who.
[...]
Slappy: Who is onstage?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: Oh, so the name of the band is Yes.
Skippy: No, Aunt Slappy — Yes is not even at this concert.
Slappy: Then, who is?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: That's what I said, Yes is onstage.
Skippy: No, Yes isn't onstage, Who is.
[...]
Slappy: Do you see the band playing onstage?
Skippy: No, I don't see The Band — that's a different group entirely.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The name of the group.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group onstage.
Skippy: Who.
Slappy: The group playing onstage.
Skippy: Who!
Slappy: You're starting to sound like an owl, Skippy.
Skippy: Who is onstage!
Slappy: That's what I'm asking you: who is onstage?
[several "Who"s later]
Slappy: You're doing that owl thing again, Skippy.
Skippy: I'm not, I'm telling you Who is onstage.
Slappy: So tell me.
Skippy: Who.
[...]
Slappy: Who is onstage?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: Oh, so the name of the band is Yes.
Skippy: No, Aunt Slappy — Yes is not even at this concert.
Slappy: Then, who is?
Skippy: Yes.
Slappy: That's what I said, Yes is onstage.
Skippy: No, Yes isn't onstage, Who is.
[...]
Slappy: Do you see the band playing onstage?
Skippy: No, I don't see The Band — that's a different group entirely.
Vic: Hey what's your name, by the way? I asked you what your favourite pizza is before I asked your name. What’s your name?
Yuul: Name is... Yuul B. Alwright.
Vic: I know I'll be fine, but what about you?
Ghost: You're Tall!
Prof Small: No! I'm Small! He's Tall!
Ghost: You're Tall?
Mr Tall: Yep.
Ghost: What you call him?
Mr. Tall: Small.
Prof Small: Why that's ridiculous! I'm tall, he's small!
Ghost:*pulls out doctor equipment* My observation was correct! You're Tall!
Mr. Tall: No, no, I'm Tall.
Prof Small: That's silly! I'm tall!
Ghost:*pulls out detective equipment and points to Prof Small* You say you were Small? Answer me!
Mr Tall: Yes, I'm small!
Ghost:*points to Mr Tall* And him?
Prof Small: Tall!
Mr. Tall: He's Small!
Prof Small: I'm Small!
Ghost:*points to Mr. Tall* He's Tall?
Prof Small:*points to Mr Tall* Small.
Mr. Tall: *points to Prof Small* Tall.
Prof Small: Small.
Mr. Tall: Tall.
Ghost: *Turns into Adolf Hitler and points frantically at Prof Small and Mr. Tall while shouting faux German*
Prof Small: Oh no, you're wrong there, Chum! I'm Small!
Mr. Tall: Yeah. Small.
Ghost: *pulls out a gun and shoots himself*
Prof Small: No! I'm Small! He's Tall!
Ghost: You're Tall?
Mr Tall: Yep.
Ghost: What you call him?
Mr. Tall: Small.
Prof Small: Why that's ridiculous! I'm tall, he's small!
Ghost:*pulls out doctor equipment* My observation was correct! You're Tall!
Mr. Tall: No, no, I'm Tall.
Prof Small: That's silly! I'm tall!
Ghost:*pulls out detective equipment and points to Prof Small* You say you were Small? Answer me!
Mr Tall: Yes, I'm small!
Ghost:*points to Mr Tall* And him?
Prof Small: Tall!
Mr. Tall: He's Small!
Prof Small: I'm Small!
Ghost:*points to Mr. Tall* He's Tall?
Prof Small:*points to Mr Tall* Small.
Mr. Tall: *points to Prof Small* Tall.
Prof Small: Small.
Mr. Tall: Tall.
Ghost: *Turns into Adolf Hitler and points frantically at Prof Small and Mr. Tall while shouting faux German*
Prof Small: Oh no, you're wrong there, Chum! I'm Small!
Mr. Tall: Yeah. Small.
Ghost: *pulls out a gun and shoots himself*
Luan Loud: "Track 2 is by the Beach Boys. What's it called?"
Luna Loud: "God Only Knows."
Luan Loud: "You did say that you made this playlist, right?"
Luna Loud: "All by myself."
Luan Loud: "And you remember all the songs you put in?"
Luna Loud: "Yep."
Luan Loud: "Then what's Track 2?"
Luna Loud: "God Only Knows."
[...]
Luan Loud: "Now, tell me the name of the Marvin Gaye song."
Luna Loud: "What's Going On?"
Luan Loud: "I just told you, we're doing Track 3."
Luna Loud: "I know."
Luan Loud: "Then tell me what it's called."
Luna Loud: "What's Going On?"
Luan Loud: "What's going on?! God only knows!"
Luna Loud: "Now, that's the Beach Boys!"
[...]
Luna Loud: "I was just trying to tell you the name of Track 5."
Luan Loud: "Which is what?"
Luna Loud: "Go Away, Little Girl."
Luan Loud: "Now you're calling me a little girl?! I'm only one year younger than you!"
[...]
Luan Loud: "Luna won't tell me the name of Track 5!"
Rita Loud: "Track 5? What's going on?"
Luna Loud: "No, that's Marvin Gaye."
[...]
Luan Loud: "Now, tell me Track 6."
Luna Loud: "Take it Easy."
Luan Loud: "I am taking it easy. I'm calm now. What's Track 6?"
— A fanfic based on The Loud House, aptly titled The Who's on First
Three: "That's a bit spooky."
Six: "It's Spooky."
Three: "I just said that!"
Six: "No; it really is Spooky! Look!"
— Numberjacks, "Stop and Go"
Ted: We play Sheffield Wednesday?
Beard: Saturday.
Ted: Oh, we're playing Sheffield Saturday?
Beard: Sheffield Wednesday, Saturday.
Ted: We gotta play 'em twice in the same week!?
Beard: [deep sigh] The club is called Sheffield Wednesday. We play them on Saturday. They are called Sheffield Wednesday because they used to only play on Wednesdays. But nowadays they play on whatever day of the week they feel like, including, but not limited to, Saturdays, which again, is the day of the week we will be playing them.
Ted: This Saturday? I can't, I got plans.
Beard: I'm leaving.
Beard: Saturday.
Ted: Oh, we're playing Sheffield Saturday?
Beard: Sheffield Wednesday, Saturday.
Ted: We gotta play 'em twice in the same week!?
Beard: [deep sigh] The club is called Sheffield Wednesday. We play them on Saturday. They are called Sheffield Wednesday because they used to only play on Wednesdays. But nowadays they play on whatever day of the week they feel like, including, but not limited to, Saturdays, which again, is the day of the week we will be playing them.
Ted: This Saturday? I can't, I got plans.
Beard: I'm leaving.
Princess Voluptua: All right, Ahem. We have to talk...
Bob: Hey, how come you keep clearing your throat like that?
Ahem: She's not, Bob. That's my name.
Bob: Hey, how come you keep clearing your throat like that?
Ahem: She's not, Bob. That's my name.
Ash: So who's dressed up as the fat man? It sure as Hell isn't any of us, right?
Tycho: Strong Bad and Claptrap are out of the question for very obvious reasons. You'd need someone big, right? Could be Heavy.
Ash:I guess it would be a heavy responsibility, but that doesn't answer who it's going to be.
Brock: He meant the Russian, dumbass.
Ash:...I knew that.
Tycho: Strong Bad and Claptrap are out of the question for very obvious reasons. You'd need someone big, right? Could be Heavy.
Ash:I guess it would be a heavy responsibility, but that doesn't answer who it's going to be.
Brock: He meant the Russian, dumbass.
Ash:...I knew that.
SpongeBob: When are we making this fresh batch of krabby patties, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: What?
Plankton: Okay, now what'd he say?
Karen: "What?".
Plankton: I said, "What'd he say?"
Karen: He said, "What?".
Plankton: I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you what he said!
Karen: I know that, and I'm saying he said, "What?"!!
Plankton: I know that! Wait... oh, he said, "What?"
Karen: Yes!
Mr. Krabs: What?
Plankton: Okay, now what'd he say?
Karen: "What?".
Plankton: I said, "What'd he say?"
Karen: He said, "What?".
Plankton: I have no idea, that's why I'm asking you what he said!
Karen: I know that, and I'm saying he said, "What?"!!
Plankton: I know that! Wait... oh, he said, "What?"
Karen: Yes!
— SpongeBob SquarePants, "Shellback Shenanigans"
Ghost: Watt.
Peter: Who said “what”?
Egon: What?
Peter: Did you say “what”?
Egon: Peter I’m trying to work.
Winston: Say what?!
Egon: I didn’t say “what”.
Peter: Who did?
Winston: Did what?
Peter: Say “what”.
Winston: Man I didn’t say a word.
Peter: Yeah right, then who did?
[Later]
Egon: The prime motivator is demon named Watt.
Ray: Named what?
Egon: Watt.
Ray: I asked you first!
Peter: No Watt is its name.
Ray: Don’t ask me, ask Egon.
Egon: This will show you Watt.
Ray: Huh?
Egon: Nevermind. Lets just track it down.
Peter: Who said “what”?
Egon: What?
Peter: Did you say “what”?
Egon: Peter I’m trying to work.
Winston: Say what?!
Egon: I didn’t say “what”.
Peter: Who did?
Winston: Did what?
Peter: Say “what”.
Winston: Man I didn’t say a word.
Peter: Yeah right, then who did?
[Later]
Egon: The prime motivator is demon named Watt.
Ray: Named what?
Egon: Watt.
Ray: I asked you first!
Peter: No Watt is its name.
Ray: Don’t ask me, ask Egon.
Egon: This will show you Watt.
Ray: Huh?
Egon: Nevermind. Lets just track it down.
—The Real Ghostbusters, “Mrs. Rogers Neighborhood”
Doctor Strange: Listen, this is serious. My name is Strange. This world and many others—
Larry: Strange? What's so strange about it?
Doctor Strange: Nonono, this has been done to death. My name is actually "Strange". Stephen Strange, that's my name.
Larry: No I know, I was just playing with you. But uh, who's that?
Doctor Strange: Oh, this is Wong.
Moe: You're telling me! You ever heard of knocking first?
Doctor Strange: What? No, his name is Wong.
Curly: Who are you to say that, huh? Why don't we ask him himself.
Wong: My name is Wong.
Curly: Well look what ya did to his self-esteem! For shame, Doctor Weird.
Doctor Strange: It's Strange!
Larry: But it's still the name his mother gave him!
Doctor Strange: It's WONG.
Larry: Alright, it was his father. How am I supposed to know?
Larry: Strange? What's so strange about it?
Doctor Strange: Nonono, this has been done to death. My name is actually "Strange". Stephen Strange, that's my name.
Larry: No I know, I was just playing with you. But uh, who's that?
Doctor Strange: Oh, this is Wong.
Moe: You're telling me! You ever heard of knocking first?
Doctor Strange: What? No, his name is Wong.
Curly: Who are you to say that, huh? Why don't we ask him himself.
Wong: My name is Wong.
Curly: Well look what ya did to his self-esteem! For shame, Doctor Weird.
Doctor Strange: It's Strange!
Larry: But it's still the name his mother gave him!
Doctor Strange: It's WONG.
Larry: Alright, it was his father. How am I supposed to know?
Mr. Brittas: You see Tim, in a 360 degree appraisal, we're all linking arms. We're holding hands. We're coming together to build a harmonious whole.
Tim: You don't build a hole do you? I mean, you dig a hole.
Mr. Brittas: No, not a hole - a whole, a wah-hole.
Tim: (Beat) Sorry?
Mr. Brittas: A whole, not a hole in the ground, but a whole with a "W", see?
Tim: A whole with a WC?
Miguel O'Hara: All stations! Stop what you're doing, and stop Spider-Man!
[Cue every single Spider-Person pointing at each other]
Everyone in the Spider-Society: "You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"
Miguel: Ay coño, MILES, MILES MORALES!
[Cue every single Spider-Person pointing at each other]
Everyone in the Spider-Society: "You?" "You?" "Me?" "You?"
Miguel: Ay coño, MILES, MILES MORALES!
White: He's dead! WHY!?
Blue: Don't worry! I'm here. I saw everything!
White: Who did it? Who killed Noob69?
Blue: That's my theory.
White: What's your theory?
Blue: Not What, Who.
White: Fine, who's your theory?
Blue: Exactly!
White: Exactly what?
Blue: It can't be, What's in the medical bay.
White: Medical stuff, I guess? Who cares?
Blue: He does care! Cares about killing...
White: Wait, wait, who cares about what?
Blue: He does? That's juicy. I thought he was married.
White: Who's married?
Blue: That's right!
White: What are you talking about?
Blue: No. Who.
(beat)
White: …What the fuck?
Blue: What the Fuck is a bastard!
White: Someone whose parents aren't married… why are you asking!?
Blue: Are you high or something?
White: Right, enough. Stop it. There's a dead guy on the floor, correct?
Blue: Looks that way.
White: I didn't do it.
Blue: Nope.
White: And neither did you.
Blue: Negative.
White: So who did?
Blue: Precisely!
White: For fuck's sake!
Blue: For Fuck's Sake, he's dead, Who killed him!
White: That's what I want to know! Who killed Noob69?
Blue: Now you're gettin' it!
White: You're gonna get it in a second!
Blue: Woah! No need for that, I'm just trying to help!
White: I'm sorry, I guess I'm just getting paranoid. Everybody is sus!
Blue: Everyone? I thought Yellow was Sus.
White: Yellow is sus?
Blue: She was when I met her.
White: As early as that? So she killed Noob69?
Blue: Not Who?
White: Who what?
Blue: What's What got to do with it?
White: What do you mean?
Blue: I mean Who!
White: What the fuck!?
Blue: Leave that bastard out of it!
White: Leave who out of it?!
Blue: But he's the imposter!
White: WHO is the imposter!?
Blue: YES!
White: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Blue: I TOLD YOU, HE'S IN THE MEDICAL BAY!
Blue: Don't worry! I'm here. I saw everything!
White: Who did it? Who killed Noob69?
Blue: That's my theory.
White: What's your theory?
Blue: Not What, Who.
White: Fine, who's your theory?
Blue: Exactly!
White: Exactly what?
Blue: It can't be, What's in the medical bay.
White: Medical stuff, I guess? Who cares?
Blue: He does care! Cares about killing...
White: Wait, wait, who cares about what?
Blue: He does? That's juicy. I thought he was married.
White: Who's married?
Blue: That's right!
White: What are you talking about?
Blue: No. Who.
(beat)
White: …What the fuck?
Blue: What the Fuck is a bastard!
White: Someone whose parents aren't married… why are you asking!?
Blue: Are you high or something?
White: Right, enough. Stop it. There's a dead guy on the floor, correct?
Blue: Looks that way.
White: I didn't do it.
Blue: Nope.
White: And neither did you.
Blue: Negative.
White: So who did?
Blue: Precisely!
White: For fuck's sake!
Blue: For Fuck's Sake, he's dead, Who killed him!
White: That's what I want to know! Who killed Noob69?
Blue: Now you're gettin' it!
White: You're gonna get it in a second!
Blue: Woah! No need for that, I'm just trying to help!
White: I'm sorry, I guess I'm just getting paranoid. Everybody is sus!
Blue: Everyone? I thought Yellow was Sus.
White: Yellow is sus?
Blue: She was when I met her.
White: As early as that? So she killed Noob69?
Blue: Not Who?
White: Who what?
Blue: What's What got to do with it?
White: What do you mean?
Blue: I mean Who!
White: What the fuck!?
Blue: Leave that bastard out of it!
White: Leave who out of it?!
Blue: But he's the imposter!
White: WHO is the imposter!?
Blue: YES!
White: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?
Blue: I TOLD YOU, HE'S IN THE MEDICAL BAY!
Ash: What's that?
Brock: It kind of looks like Mew!
Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo.
Ash: You're Mew too, huh? Well, we're not going to let you get away with this, Mew!
Mewtwo: Do not insult me with that name, child. I am Mewtwo.
Ash: Yeah, I heard you. You're Mew, too.
Mewtwo: Correct.
Ash: So like I said, we're going to stop you, Mew!
Mewtwo: Stop saying that. I am not Mew.
Brock: But you just said you're Mew, too.
Mewtwo: Yes, because I am Mewtwo.
Brock: But you're not Mew.
Mewtwo: Obviously.
Brock: That doesn't really make any sense, Mew.
Mewtwo: I have surpassed Mew in every way. It is an inferior life form. I am Mewtwo.
Brock: How can it be inferior if you're Mew, too?
Mewtwo: No, I'm— (sigh) Listen. Tell me. (cut to Mew) What is that Pokémon?
Ash: That's Mew.
Mewtwo: And what am I?
Ash: That's kind of an existential question—
Mewtwo: What am I!?
Ash: You're Mew, too.
Mewtwo: So then you do understand.
Ash: Of course I do, Mew!
Mewtwo: Okay, you do not understand.
Brock: I dunno, it kinda sounds like he does, Mew.
Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo!
Ash: I know you're Mew, too!
Mewtwo: Do you!?
Ash: Of course I do…
Ash/Mewtwo: …Mew.
Ash: Hah! Jinx.
Mewtwo: I am not Jynx. That is an entirely different Pokémon!
Brock: Of course you're not Jynx! You're Mew!
Mewtwo: God dammit!
Ash: Who's God?
Mewtwo: That has nothing to do with anything that we— (stammers "no" a few times) —actually, you know what, you know what? Screw it. For all intents and purposes… I am now God.
Brock: I thought you were Mew, too!
Mewtwo: How many times do I have to tell you— wait. You did it. You… you just said I'm Mewtwo!
Brock: Well, yeah, just like you said. You're God, but you're also Mew, too!
Mewtwo: Yes! Yes! You finally get it! I am Mewtwo!
Ash: So you're God and Mew?
Mewtwo: God fucking— NO! I am NOT Mew!
Brock: Well, now I'm just confused.
Ash: Ditto.
Mewtwo: I AM NOT DITTO!
Brock: It kind of looks like Mew!
Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo.
Ash: You're Mew too, huh? Well, we're not going to let you get away with this, Mew!
Mewtwo: Do not insult me with that name, child. I am Mewtwo.
Ash: Yeah, I heard you. You're Mew, too.
Mewtwo: Correct.
Ash: So like I said, we're going to stop you, Mew!
Mewtwo: Stop saying that. I am not Mew.
Brock: But you just said you're Mew, too.
Mewtwo: Yes, because I am Mewtwo.
Brock: But you're not Mew.
Mewtwo: Obviously.
Brock: That doesn't really make any sense, Mew.
Mewtwo: I have surpassed Mew in every way. It is an inferior life form. I am Mewtwo.
Brock: How can it be inferior if you're Mew, too?
Mewtwo: No, I'm— (sigh) Listen. Tell me. (cut to Mew) What is that Pokémon?
Ash: That's Mew.
Mewtwo: And what am I?
Ash: That's kind of an existential question—
Mewtwo: What am I!?
Ash: You're Mew, too.
Mewtwo: So then you do understand.
Ash: Of course I do, Mew!
Mewtwo: Okay, you do not understand.
Brock: I dunno, it kinda sounds like he does, Mew.
Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo!
Ash: I know you're Mew, too!
Mewtwo: Do you!?
Ash: Of course I do…
Ash/Mewtwo: …Mew.
Ash: Hah! Jinx.
Mewtwo: I am not Jynx. That is an entirely different Pokémon!
Brock: Of course you're not Jynx! You're Mew!
Mewtwo: God dammit!
Ash: Who's God?
Mewtwo: That has nothing to do with anything that we— (stammers "no" a few times) —actually, you know what, you know what? Screw it. For all intents and purposes… I am now God.
Brock: I thought you were Mew, too!
Mewtwo: How many times do I have to tell you— wait. You did it. You… you just said I'm Mewtwo!
Brock: Well, yeah, just like you said. You're God, but you're also Mew, too!
Mewtwo: Yes! Yes! You finally get it! I am Mewtwo!
Ash: So you're God and Mew?
Mewtwo: God fucking— NO! I am NOT Mew!
Brock: Well, now I'm just confused.
Ash: Ditto.
Mewtwo: I AM NOT DITTO!
S: Let's see... Seven... plus one... equals...
M: Mmmmm. Eight!
S: You ate it?!
U: I didn't eat it! M ate it!
S: Silly M. Now we'll never know the answer!
M: Eight!
S: I know you ate it!
U: No, I didn't! It was M!
M: Eight!
S and U: WE KNOW!!!
M: Mmmmm. Eight!
S: You ate it?!
U: I didn't eat it! M ate it!
S: Silly M. Now we'll never know the answer!
M: Eight!
S: I know you ate it!
U: No, I didn't! It was M!
M: Eight!
S and U: WE KNOW!!!
Goku Black: So... the gig is up.
Chi-Chi: Goku?
Goku Black: Foolish woman! I am not Son Goku. I... am Black!
[Beat]
Chi-Chi: ...Goku. I support a lot of your shenanigans, but I can't back this one. We both know you're not black!
Goku Black: No. No, I'm Black.
Chi-Chi: No! No, you are not!
Goku Black: I am Black!
Goten: Am I black?
Goku Black: You could be.
Goten: Fuck yeah!
Chi-Chi: Goku?
Goku Black: Foolish woman! I am not Son Goku. I... am Black!
[Beat]
Chi-Chi: ...Goku. I support a lot of your shenanigans, but I can't back this one. We both know you're not black!
Goku Black: No. No, I'm Black.
Chi-Chi: No! No, you are not!
Goku Black: I am Black!
Goten: Am I black?
Goku Black: You could be.
Goten: Fuck yeah!
"Yes – the egg. The grandparent incubates the eggs."
"And the child?"
"The child lays the egg."
"And the egg becomes the…?"
"The parent."
"Okay. And the parent does what?"
"Takes care of children – and the grandparent."
"And the grandparent is the youngest?"
"Younger than the child, yes. But not the youngest."
"Who is the youngest?"
"The parent."
"…"
"And the child?"
"The child lays the egg."
"And the egg becomes the…?"
"The parent."
"Okay. And the parent does what?"
"Takes care of children – and the grandparent."
"And the grandparent is the youngest?"
"Younger than the child, yes. But not the youngest."
"Who is the youngest?"
"The parent."
"…"
— Planula item log, Risk of Rain 2
Takanashi Kiara: Fun fact: in "Australianote " we only have the grades 1 to 5, and in Germany they have the grades 1 to 6.
Gawr Gura: ... Where's the rest of them? Where's 3 and 4? 1, 2, 6? 1, 2, 5?
Kiara: Gura... (takes a moment to register the response before cracking up)
Gura: You didn't say 3 and 4!
Kiara: Gura... (takes a moment to register the response before cracking up)
Gura: You didn't say 3 and 4!
— hololive
Egon: The prime motivator is a demon named Wat.
Ray: Named what?
Egon: Wat.
Ray: I asked you first!
Peter: No, Wat is its name.
Ray: Don't ask me, ask Egon!
Egon: This [device] will show you Wat.
Ray: Huh?
Egon: Never mind. Let's just track it down.
Ray: Named what?
Egon: Wat.
Ray: I asked you first!
Peter: No, Wat is its name.
Ray: Don't ask me, ask Egon!
Egon: This [device] will show you Wat.
Ray: Huh?
Egon: Never mind. Let's just track it down.
— The Real Ghostbusters, "Mrs. Roger's Neighborhood"
Gogo Dodo: Hey! Who're you?!
Y: Y.
Gogo: Because I wanna know, that's why.
U: No, that's Y!
Gogo: Who're you?
U: I'm U. Who're you?
Gogo: Why?
U: You mean him?
Gogo: Who do you think you are?!
R: You rrrang?
Y: Y.
Gogo: Because I wanna know, that's why.
U: No, that's Y!
Gogo: Who're you?
U: I'm U. Who're you?
Gogo: Why?
U: You mean him?
Gogo: Who do you think you are?!
R: You rrrang?
