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"He wants a virgin sacrifice! Quick, Tea, have sex with me! It's the only way to stop him!"

"It seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin to me..."
Zed, Year One

Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: Ya got me. I prefer ladies with experience.

"If I could get a hold of a beautiful virgin girl, would I be summoning you in the first place?"

"I AM YOUR GOD NOW! BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS!"

Cordelia: Why is it always virgin women who have to do the sacrificing?
Wesley: For purity, I suppose.
Cordelia: This has nothing to do with purity. This is all about dominance, buddy. I can bet if someone ordered a male body part for a religious ceremony, the world would be atheist — [snaps fingers] — like that.
Angel

"When a virgin sacrifice is demanded I will not look knowingly at the paladin, netrunner or Hermetic."

"The Dire have sacrificed 100 virgins, and have thus have mega-creeps!"

Head Cultist: Only the blood of a pure maiden will appease the Crow God and ensure a bountiful corn crop.
Roger: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Pure maiden? Me? I had sex with a guy on the truck ride over here. Now, who was he? He had a crow mask on. Ohh, it was him — brown corduroys.
Cultist wearing brown corduroys: Her talented mouth tells lies!
American Dad!, "Julia Rogerts"

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